Chapter 678: Pouting your ass and eating pies
There was a girl in the restaurant, holding a bag of pie in her hand, this pie was stuffed with leek eggs, he was carrying the pie and preparing to eat it on a table, when he passed the table of Meng Hai and Ma Cha, he heard the conversation between Meng Hai and Ma Cha, he was immediately attracted by the language of Meng Hai and Ma Cha, Meng Hai and Ma Cha were talking about the future of the earth, talking about the war between earthlings and aliens, talking about space wars, talking about evil and justice, this girl came over and said: " I'm Wang San, the waiter in the restaurant here, you guys are so engaging, can I sit here and listen to you?"
"Yes. Meng Hai said.
After listening to a few words here, the third king sat up and said, "I'll pour a cup of hot water, and I'll eat pies." ”
Wang San went to bring a cup of hot water, and when she came, she did not sit down, but knelt on the sofa, lying on the windowsill, and eating pies.
Ma Cha asked, "Is the pie delicious?"
"Of course it's delicious. Wang San took a bite of the pie and said, "I have been poor since I was a child, my family is poor, my relatives are poor, and I have endured poverty since I was a child." Alas, I really want to eat delicious food, but I can't eat it all the time. When I grew up, I ate this pie. This pie is delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, so delicious, so delicious that you can die after eating. ”
"Look at your appearance. Meng Hai said, "Eating a pie will make you beautiful like this." ”
Wang San pouted her buttocks, lying on the windowsill and eating pies, her body was as brilliant in the sun as a bald head under the light, her pouting buttocks were like raising her head, she was eating pies, very proud.
Wang San, who was eating pies in the sunshine, was immersed in the fragrance of pies. She said, "How can you say there is such a delicious thing in the world? It's so delicious, so delicious, it's so delicious." As he spoke, Wang San took a big bite of the pie, "Leek and egg filling." She said.
Ma Cha and Meng Hai drank their wine, and they didn't care about this stupid girl. Meng Hai took a sip of wine, and Wang San finished her pie, he picked up the water cup on the table, drank a sip of hot water, and she sat down. He said, "What did you just talk about fighting?" Are you going to fight aliens? Who are you?"
Of course, Meng Hai did not reveal his identity, he said: "We are ordinary people, but we are interested in the military, and we are very interested in the military. ”
Wang San said, "Then you must know a lot of big names?"
Meng Hai said: "I know some. ”
Wang San said, "Do you know Ye Duhong?"
Meng Hai said, "Yes. ”
Wang San said, "Do you know the Great Manor Country?"
Meng Hai said, "Yes. ”
Wang San said: "There must be a lot of delicious food in the big manor country. There must be a lot of good food. If you live in a large manor country. Definitely very happy. ”
Meng Hai said, "Maybe." ”
Wang San said: "You are all people who practice spells, I will know by looking at your temperament." I've been working here for over a year. I have seen a lot of people, I have seen a lot of people who have practiced spells, people don't know if they don't practice spells, and once they practice spells, they know the wonder of spells, people say so. ”
Meng Hai said, "There is beef here, can you eat it?"
"Will you let me eat?" asked Wang San.
"Shall I let you eat?" Meng Hai said.
Wang San said, "If you let me eat, I will eat." ”
Meng Hai said, "Okay, you can eat beef here." Wang San was eating beef next to Meng Hai, and when Wang San was eating beef, Meng Hai asked Wang San: "Are there many people like you who can't do spells?"
Wang San said: "There are many people like me who don't know how to do magic, we don't dare to go out, we all live in the mountains, and in the mountains, it is dangerous, if we go out, in case we encounter the wolves, insects, tigers and leopards, we will become food." ”
Meng Hai said, "If someone teaches you spells, will you learn them?"
Wang San said: "If someone teaches me, I will learn, I am afraid that I will not learn, when I was in school, the teacher scolded me for being stupid, saying that I was a big fool, and the teacher beat my ass with a wooden stick, saying that I was a pig in my last life." I later thought that pigs are actually very smart. ”
Meng Hai said, "Then I should hire a good teacher for you." A lot of people who go back to spells, either learn them in school, or learn them in a spell hall, or go into a cave, a cave, and find spell cheats there, people learn spells, there are many ways, you can choose a method that suits you, and then go to learn spells. Remember, you must learn spells, you see, on this mountain, it is very dangerous to have no spells. ”
Ma Cha said: "Actually, it is not entirely to avoid danger to learn spells, there are many uses for learning spells, and after you learn them, you will experience the benefits of learning spells for yourself." Girl, people live not just to eat pies. ”
"Yes," Meng Hai said, "people live not just to eat pies. Girl, you have to learn all kinds of knowledge, you have to enrich your brain, you have to arm your brain with all kinds of knowledge, and only when you have learned a lot of things can you use the knowledge you have learned to transform the world. ”
Wang San said, "Ah, I have never heard the words of the two of you, and no one has ever spoken to me like you, never. I listened to your words very useful, but you should also know that going to the spell hall to learn spells is very expensive, and it takes a lot of time to learn, I work here, I don't earn much money, I can't learn spells. ”
Meng Hai said: "It doesn't matter, you just make up your mind, I will help you, I still have some money here, you take it first, it's not enough, you contact me again, here is my contact information." Remember, you have to learn knowledge, you have to learn all kinds of things, you have to practice spells, so that you can transform the world. ”
Wang San asked, "After learning spells, can I fly in the sky?"
Meng Hai said: "Yes, you only need to learn the spell, learn a certain course, and you will be left to heaven and earth." ”
Wang San was very excited, she said: "I didn't expect that I can also learn spells, I can also go to heaven and earth, in the future, I must go to a farther place to see." ”
Meng Hai said: "Of course you can learn spells, there is no class." Don't talk about learning spells, if you learn well, there will be no problem in opening a spell hall in the future, you teach others to learn, and others learn from you. ”
Wang San said, "It would be better if I could do that, and if I could do that, I would die." ”
"Why do you keep saying it's okay to die," Meng Hai said, "It's okay to eat a pie and you say you're dead, it's okay to eat a beef and you say you're dead, you can learn a spell and you say you're dead, don't be so excited, okay?"
Ma Cha said: "This girl, she has a good temperament, she learns spells, there is no problem, this girl, she learns spells, I think it will work." ”
Meng Hai said, "Girl, do you drink?"
Wang San said: "I don't know how to drink. ”
Meng Hai said: "It's better not to drink." In the past, when I heard people say that they can't drink, I thought, "If there is something I can't drink, don't you just put it in your mouth." In the future, if I don't want to drink, at the wine table, I also say, I won't drink. ”
Wang San said: "You sit here first, I will go to work in a while, and I am afraid that our boss will see it in a while." ”
"Okay, you go to work first, if you want to learn spells, go to the place where I told you to learn," Meng Hai said, "That's the garrison of the Dashan Army, you just said that I let you learn, there are no female soldiers in the Dashan Army, you go, you are the first female soldier." ”
"I'll go. Wang San said it and left.
Meng Hai looked at the beef on the table, and didn't want to eat it, he said to Ma Cha: "Ye Duhong told me that the establishment of the Great Manor State is not his only purpose, he wants to establish a large Manor State in the world, and he wants to establish a global unified free country. Ye Duhong is right, after reunification, there will be peace, and I hope that the peaceful and prosperous era will come as soon as possible. ”
Ma Cha asked, "During this time, have you been in contact with Ye Duhong?"
"He's in the sky, how to get in touch. "He's like a legendary figure now, and I can't get in touch with him at all." ”
Ma Cha said: "Global unity of the free country, good idea. ”
Meng Hai said: "Ye Duhong began to tell me that he wanted to abolish the world's armies, but I didn't expect him to establish a large manor spell army. He used to drink with me, and they were all a little drunk, and he said, "The world, all the rules." ”
Ma Cha said: "Ye Duhong is a person with ideals. He's a good guy. ”
They didn't waste much time at the table, they ate about the same and got up and went back.
The master is still in the room, and the master is still reading the military book.
"Master. Meng Hai said after entering the door.
"Are you back?" Li Nianshi said, "What are you going to eat?"
"Eat whatever you want. Meng Hai said.
Li Nianshi said: "Are you ready for war?"
Meng Hai said: "I got the news on the road just now that in two or three days we will launch an attack on Tianyi's soldiers, and this attack will definitely defeat Tianyi's soldiers." ”
"Alright," Li Nianshi said, "since we have decided to attack, then do as you say." ”
Meng Hai said, "Okay. ”
Meng Hai and Ma Cha sat down on the chairs, and Ma Cha asked Li Nianshi: "Master, haven't you gone out all the time?" ”
Li Nianshi said: "I have written down the method of fighting on paper, you can take a look." ”
Meng Hai took the piece of paper, read it, and felt good. Ma Cha also looked at it and appreciated it greatly.
Meng Hai said: "Just do what the master says, and I will immediately inform the Dashan Army." ”
"I've been informed. Li Nianshi said that he was lying on the bed, as if thinking about something.
Meng Hai said: "Master, when you are tired, rest and rest." ”
"I'm not tired," Li Nianshi said, "Hai'er, pour me saliva." ”
Meng Hai got up and poured water, and handed a cup of hot water to Li Nianshi, "Master, drink water." ”
Li Nianshi held the cup and drank water little by little. After a long time, he said: "In this war, we must win the war." ”
Meng Hai said: "Definitely, master, definitely." ”
Ma Cha said: "On the way, Meng Hai has already told me, saying that this time he will win. (To be continued......)