Chapter 25 The Steamed Bun Abducts the Corpse King

"You ...... What are you doing?" Bai Xiaohai finished eating the last bite of steamed buns, and when he raised his head, he saw the three brothers of the Corpse King staring at him, and asked curiously. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Ahh

"Haven't you seen a steamed bun?" Bai Xiaohai casually took out another steamed bun.

As soon as this steamed bun appeared, the three brothers of the corpse king went crazy directly. It's not that they love to eat those steamed buns, but in fact, because when they came to this world, they were in this dark, dark and damp underground secret room, not to mention food, even when someone came to challenge them, it was also sent by those little brothers outside. I don't know how long ago a few old men entered here, but they were repelled after a brief encounter with them. No one has breached their chamber since. So they are ostensibly here to claim hegemony, but in fact it is no different from going to prison. Bai Xiaohai was the first person they had seen in the past three hundred years, a living person.

Three hundred years, or even longer. Haven't eaten anything, haven't even smelled the taste. The pain is not something that ordinary people can understand, and sometimes they even think that if someone can give them even a moldy dry food, then they will go to the trouble of the soup. But after waiting for an unknown amount of time, they all miss the Meng Po soup next to the bridge now.

"Or ...... Eat one for you?" Bai Xiaohai asked hesitantly.

"What? He said he was going to give me one? ...... Is it true?" the third seemed to be too excited, and his body couldn't help but tremble. Tears flowed down the dry eye sockets, yes, tears.

"No! that's not what he meant. The Corpse King's cold voice came.

"What does that mean?" asked the second and third in surprise.

"He meant to give us one!"

With two booms, the second and third children fainted to the ground in an instant.

"Big brother, I didn't mean that I was just one person to eat, so why don't you chew words like this? We are not cultured people. Is it okay to be illiterate before and after death?"

", there's still outsiders here. After saying that, the corpse king flew up again, and the third child once again became a three-dimensional poster on the wall.

"The boss's kick is impeccable in terms of angle, speed and strength. “

"What age is this, and there are still people filming such superficial sycophants, can anyone really suffer from such sycophants? Jokes!" Bai Xiaohai thought with a sneer.

"Yes, it sounds like that's true, haha...... Haha......" The old corpse king laughed happily.

Bai Xiaohai almost fell down with a crooked body on the side, thinking: I was wrong, there are everyone these days!

Maybe it's because they're used to such superficial flattery, or maybe they're used to this boring farce because of hundreds of years of boring life, in short, these three brothers feel a little pitiful no matter how they look at it. Of course, this was Bai Xiaohai's idea, after all, Bai Xiaohai still heard some of their conversations. Although it is cruel to forget everything to be reincarnated, reincarnation with memories is not a wonderful thing either. If there is anyone who can empathize with this in this world, it must be Bai Xiaohai.

"Boss, boss, what do you think I found after your kick just now?" After a while, the third child ran over.

"What did you find?" asked the Corpse King curiously.

"He's a brainless zombie, what else can he find?" said the second child without waiting for the third child to speak.

"Second brother, don't look down on people, I found that my eldest brother's leg skills are getting better and better. I used to shoot directly on the wall, but now I have to sneak around the wall for a while. You say......"

Bang-whoosh-pop--the fate of the third child, the poster on the wall.

Bai Xiaohai stood aside and watched the farce of the three brothers, feeling a trace of warmth for no reason. If I could have such a brother by my side, even if it was one, I would not be as lonely as I am now.

"Little one, put away your mercy!" the Corpse King's words did not show any warning, and after saying this, the green flames in the Corpse King's dry eyes suddenly became blazing.

Bai Xiaohai couldn't help but take a step back, his right hand flashed, and a grenade appeared in his hand. Although he knew that this thing was not even a toy for the three brothers, it was not Bai Xiaohai's style to sit back and wait.

"Do you want to exchange your charity for my sympathy or friendship?Or do you want to get what you've been looking for in every possible way??," The boss deserves to be the king of corpses, and he really thinks things are much more detailed than those two monsters.

Bai Xiaohai was stunned at first, he really didn't think about what he wanted from them. He just said a polite word very casually, and he would be so suspicious. To be honest, Bai Xiaohai is in a very unhappy mood now, if it weren't for the gap in strength, it is estimated that he would have rushed forward and worked hard.

"What do I want from you? What do you have? If we weren't trapped here, I wouldn't have bothered to run to you to smell such a foul smell of corpses. After speaking, Bai Xiaohai slowly retreated, if he was not sure of victory, it would still be good for him to keep a little distance.

"Really?" asked the Corpse King.

"If anything, there is. “

As soon as the Corpse King heard Bai Xiaohai say this, his face seemed to show an expression that I knew was like this.

"Tell me about it?"

"My request is whether you can let us people out, you can stay here for hundreds of years, we can't!" Bai Xiaohai said vigilantly.

"Chips, your chips. If you want to negotiate terms with me, you must have some chips that make my heart flutter!" the Corpse King said disdainfully. The Corpse King was not an ordinary person, he didn't believe that a child like Bai Xiaohai could come up with anything he wanted. Although the Steamed Bun Corpse King also misses the taste of the food very much. But...... He also knew it was impossible. Because...... It is impossible for them to taste any more flavors.

"This ......" Bai Xiaohai fell silent. He didn't deny what the old thing said, because if you want to negotiate, you have to put both sides on an equal footing. But what do they have? They don't seem to have anything in them that can make them happy, except for their own steamed buns.

"I'm just a bun of grenades, and they can't be interested in their toy-like grenades. There are only steamed buns. Thinking of this, Bai Xiaohai made up his mind that it is better to implement it than to admit defeat without trying.

"I ...... Only steamed buns. Aren't you interested in steamed buns?"

"Haha...... Steamed buns, haha......" seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, and the corpse king's crazy laughter shook the ancient tomb chamber and trembled.

"Imp, giggle...... Although we are very interested in your delicious steamed buns, we will not be able to taste that delicious taste again. Erjiao said with a smile.

"For ...... Why?"

"Because...... We are the dead. Do you think we might still have a sense of taste? Giggle......"

"Dead people? By the way, they are dead people. They talked about blowing up the bridge, could it be ......" After listening to the second child's words, Bai Xiaohai suddenly had a feeling of empowerment.

"Yes, they are dead people, they are souls from my world, so do they abide by the rules of that world like me?" Bai Xiaohai thought secretly.

Looking at Bai Xiaohai, who was stunned, the Corpse King looked at him with some pride. Hundreds of years of boredom, hundreds of years of gloom. He had two brothers by his side, and they were two brothers who could be entrusted with life and death. He should not feel lonely like this, and he should feel happy like this. But hundreds of years, that's hundreds of years. Even his daughter-in-law should be tired of watching it, not to mention that these two are basically two neuropaths. A man who is neither male nor female, he walks around every day, although he is a little reluctant to listen, but he still has to listen every day. The other should be loyal and honest, but this guy is a tendon, and it's already very good if he doesn't block him every day. This life is not peaceful, and he can't live well for two days after being a ghost. However, Bai Xiaohai's appearance really made the Corpse King feel that God still favored him very much, at least he could talk to someone else.

Just when the Corpse King was wandering outside the world, Bai Xiaohai suddenly raised his head and looked at the three Corpse King brothers very seriously. Then he said word by word: "If I can let you eat steamed buns, or even something more delicious, what can I get?"

"Haha...... Are you stupid? haha...... Then you can tell me what if you lose? What can I gain? If you lose, I will ask for your life, okay? If I lose, I will agree to whatever conditions you make, haha......"

"Deal!" Bai Xiaohai said categorically.