Wal-Mart is indeed a Taoist, because he has one of the most powerful techniques - hugging the thighs! Before getting into the car, Xiao Chengqian complained like this.

It's true that we didn't want to take Wal-Mart with us on this adventure, although we were very grateful to him for his previous protection, so that we didn't encounter the threat of suicide again, but no one who had experienced the adventure with us didn't know what kind of danger we were facing, and we didn't want to drag this cute, fucking Wal-Mart into this danger, so the first reaction before setting off was to gently persuade him to leave, he has his own good and happy life, isn't it? Even if you are obsessed with Taoism and believe in Taoism, you have a strong teacher, don't you?

But the reality is that our behavior is like poking a hornet's nest, Wal-Mart heard about it, first a handful of snot and tears, one by one fucking pleaded with me, after I couldn't resist, he estimated that Xiao Dashao's thighs around him were thicker, so he hugged Xiao Dashao's thighs all the way, and followed the car in vain.

Therefore, Xiao Chengqian had the above complaints, and after Wal-Mart got into the car, he wiped the snot and tears from his face, showed a bright smile, and said shyly: "Master said that on the road of seeking the way, whether it is shame or difficulty, it is a big stone to hone myself, and I finally set foot on the road of seeking the way." ”

"You're trying to hug my thigh?" Xiao Dashao couldn't help but scold angrily.

Wal-Mart ignored Xiao Chengqian's angry scolding, and just laughed happily while sitting in this business car, Hui Gen'er couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Oh no, he's stupid!" He lowered the brim of his hat, looking like he couldn't bear to look at it anymore.

The car took the prepared luggage and we set off quickly.

The scenery along the way is still so beautiful, but no one is sure what the road ahead will be like.

Johnny told us that we were going to the Ganges, but where exactly the Ganges were, Johnny didn't say.

Earlier, we were in Calcutta, and I had seen the Hooghly River, a tributary of the Mother River of India, which is also part of the Ganges, right? So, the Ganges is so long and so big, where is Johnny going to take us? Unfortunately, Johnny didn't give us an answer, and we could only quietly follow Johnny on the road.

This way, it seems to have been driving for a long time, from the suburbs to the city, and then from the city to the suburbs, passing through many villages and towns, and it took about two days to stop the car in a place that looked remote.

I don't know exactly which state this belongs to, after all, this is not China, I don't know the geography of this place, but it doesn't matter, the important thing is that after passing through a seemingly poor village, we came to the banks of the Ganges.

Johnny got out of the car first and said to us, "This is where Lee and I have been here for a long time, compared to now, at that time, it was even more deserted, and there was not even that village, thanks to such a village, we can also buy a little fresh stuff before we get on the boat." ”

"Far away? Why did we choose to get off here if it's far away? Besides, how do we get going? "I was standing on the bank of the Ganges, which was inaccessible and full of long weeds, which did not wither from winter, but only yellowed a little.

The wind blows, the weeds rattle, and the water of the Ganges flows quietly, and there is a taste of eternal silence, and I don't know how we can venture on this Ganges.

Johnny looked at the watch on his wrist and said, "Are you stupid?" To get to the water, of course, we need a boat, but we came a little early, and the boat should be there in about an hour. As far away, I can't give you an answer! Back then, Li and I suppressed something here, but in fact this array is a living array engraved on the target, that is, where the target is, where the array is, I can't give you an answer. ”

"What do you mean?" I didn't react for a while, but Brother Chengxin reacted first, and immediately said, "You mean, our goal is the goal of an activity?" ”

"That's what it means." Johnny pulled out a tin flask from his body and took a sip of it, looking relaxed, as if he was just talking about a trivial matter.

But our mood is different, the activity is generally equivalent to the living in our minds, and then think of the living, suppressed, and still existing living creatures, isn't that a powerful rebellion? It's a very scary thing to think about, but Johnny can still be so relaxed.

Looking at our shocked expressions, Johnny screwed the lid of the flask, tucked it into the back pocket of his pants, and said, "Look at your expressions, you must have thought of some kind of creature, which is not the case!" I don't know how to describe this suppressed thing, but you'll know when you see it! It will move, but not very fast, for some reason, it will only be within the confines of the Ganges, and it is the first difficulty we have to overcome, before we go to Penglai, there are five such difficulties to overcome. It doesn't matter, Lee taught me how to find it, I have a way. ”

Johnny said a lot of things that we couldn't quite understand, and then under our stunned, incomprehensible gaze at him like Martians, he gave a 'haha', and said, "Go buy now!" If you want to have the chance to eat fresh meat on board, I don't mean fish! In fact, there are many places in the Ganges where the fish are disgusting, and I don't mind if you want to eat them. ”

As he spoke, Johnny walked towards the car, apparently driving back to the poor-looking village to buy something.

We could only follow helplessly, and Hui Gen'er pillowed his head and said: "It's really troublesome, and you don't eat meat, remember to buy more eggs." ”

Brother Chengxin lifted his glasses and said, "How delicious is the fresh fish caught in the river?" Why can't you eat fish, disgusting? I love fish. ”

Johnny glanced at Brother Chengxin and said, "Don't you know the funeral customs here?" It is the same as some of your funeral customs in China and Tibet, water burial! And without any treatment, a whole person is thrown down like this! Got it? There are few Tibetans and many Indians, and the water burial in Tibet will go through some special treatment, but not here! So, in many parts of the Ganges, the fish eat the flesh of dead people, are you sure you want to eat such fish? ”

Brother Chengxin's face distorted suddenly, and then he squatted in the weeds, and said to Johnny as if begging for mercy: "Uncle Johnny, I beg you, don't say it"

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Thanks to Johnny's prior warning, we really went on a shopping spree in the village, and we were afraid that we would have to eat that kind of fish if we encountered a sudden situation!

The staple food was not needed, but fresh chickens and ducks were very bought, and Johnny said that he would find a way to keep them on the boat, after all, if we passed through the city, we could still get some supplements.

"Actually, even in the slums, I was very particular about what I ate! There, even though I often had only potatoes and rice left in my hands in order to pursue the most authentic life, I was able to make dozens of curries with different flavors that made my food unique. Johnny was very satisfied with this purchase, in fact, he was afraid that we would think he was too particular, so he couldn't help but explain.

I feel that this old man is trying his best to get rid of his aristocratic status, and he doesn't want to carry the label of pleasure on himself.

No one cares about these small details, if you have money, you should also enjoy yourself, the Taoist family naturally agrees with this, but Xiao Dashao didn't know which nerve twitched again, and said: "Thirty-six kinds of curry practices, isn't it still curry after all?" ”

Then, inevitably, Xiao Dashao was hit on the head again, Uncle Johnny would not show mercy to his subordinates, Xiao Dashao could only cry out and move forward.

Coming to this lonely shore again, we were pleasantly surprised that the boat had arrived!

Unlike the freighter that moves very much, and unlike the passenger ship that has many seats and rooms, this is a real civilian ship, like the kind of ship that often appears in some Amazon adventure movies, with a simple fore and aft deck, a few rooms, and a wheelhouse, but compared to the movie version, this ship is a third larger, much newer, and looks much more comfortable.

Seeing us coming, three strong young men came down from the boat, and without saying a word, they began to silently help us carry our luggage.

When all the luggage had been put on board and assigned to each man's room, only one of the three lads remained, and the other two went back in the two vans in which we came.

The rest of the young man, with dark skin, big eyes, and thick lips, but with a high nose and a typical Indian look, Johnny patted him on the shoulder and said, "His name is Singh, it's the real Singh, it's not me the rotten Singh, he's driving the ship for us all the way!" And to cope with everything on the water. In fact, he was deliberately cultivated by me, and he is also a loyal and good guy who has served me for three generations, and he can also speak English, so you can talk to him without a problem. ”

With that, Johnny asked Singh to say hello to us in English.

Singh was a little shy, but he greeted us with a smile on his face.

We had a good impression of this young man, and we were full of anticipation for the water life that was about to begin!