Chapter 373: Debt Problems
The debt problem is a big problem, no one wants to be in debt, especially the debt to a city god, not to mention that the buddy remembered the appearance of Pei Xiaoxiao in the crater resentment, and his heart was awkward, if it wasn't for the buddy who was struck by lightning and admitted to Renxin Hospital, then the ocean paradise would not really be built? How many people are damn there? Buddy ventilated the news, there is still a hard work without merit, and Wu Lao Liu has already become a city god, do the math, it's almost time to pay off the debt.
After paying off Wu Laoliu's debts, buddy jumped in the sky with a fish, not to mention that the iron door was not opened, so it was better to take this opportunity to ask clearly.
When I asked, Wu Laoliu came up with a shelf and said to me in a tone of voice: "Xiao Lang, it stands to reason that you have done a good job, and your merits are not small, but the last time you made a big fuss in the underworld, for the sake of your teacher, you have done a lot of work up and down, which has offset a lot of your merits. ”
What do you mean? Going to the underworld to ask for a tail has become a big fuss in the underworld? This sin is a bit big, I said to Wu Lao Liu with a white face: "Master, the account is not such an algorithm, I went to the underworld to ask for a tail, yes, but I didn't make a big fuss in the underworld, I didn't do anything, I didn't make trouble, and I didn't shout, I just went to ask for someone, why did it become a sin?" ”
"You didn't make trouble, but the old broom star behind you is too capable, and the chickens and dogs of Difu Ke jumped, and what you took with you is not counted on your head, who is it counted on?"
The buddy was speechless, and suddenly felt that it was very unwise to reason with an old bureaucrat like Wu Laoliu, and he said that he didn't save enough. That is, I didn't save enough, even if I didn't take Ma Lao Broom Star to the underworld, I could find out other problems. In this case, it was useless to say anything, so I couldn't help but ask, "Master, you have to give me an accurate number, right?" How many lonely ghosts do you think I've overpaid my debts? You can't be confused with never-ending debts, right? ”
"After learning about this matter, there will be about a hundred more." Wu Lao Liu came as soon as he opened his mouth, and the hundred or so said were a bit vague, but at least there was a rush. I pondered it, with me and Li Yiling plus the little monk superordinate, basically more than a hundred is not too difficult. said to Wu Lao Liu: "Master, then I will count according to a hundred, enough to count, even if the debt is paid off." If you still deny it. I don't mind going to Hades to sue him. ”
"You kid, why don't you trust the master? I said a hundred more would be a hundred. ”
I secretly despised Wu Lao Liu, I really want to believe you old girl, buddy is really stupid, and said to him: "You swear!" ”
Wu Lao Liu twisted and said, "You kid, who forced the master to swear?" What's more, I said that even if you have accumulated enough merit if you have a hundred more, you must be a talker, and you are not a rookie now. I know that I have a complaint, can I speak without words? Xiao Lang. I swear that the master will not swear, if I am forced to swear by my own apprentice, my old face will be terrible. ”
Wu Lao Liu said very sincerely, it seems that it is impossible to force him to swear, and he is still using him, and he can't really be offended, in case the old girl is angry and runs away with the Yin soldiers, Li Yiling and Cai Yihan will be unlucky, buddy nodded, I didn't dare to really offend Wu Lao Liu, but I also felt unwilling.
After thinking about it, he said to Wu Lao Liu: "Master, let's put the merits first, Pei Xiaoxiao's girl is always pestering me, you burned our marriage book, so that it won't pester me." ”
"Your marriage book was done in the yang world, and it was burned in the yang world, can you burn it again in the underworld? can only hide it, Xiao Lang, the marriage book is here, it means that you are marrying Pei Xiaoxiao, this thing is not easy to do, unless she can remarry, you will be free. ”
Remarry? My eyes lit up, why didn't I think of this layer before? Hurriedly said to Wu Lao Liu: "Master, then you can find her a handsome student or a rich tyrant in the underworld, you are a city god, can there be fewer people in charge?" Let Pei Xiaoxiao remarry won't be over! ”
Wu Lao Liu coughed and said: "It's not as simple as you think, Pei Xiaoxiao has a grudge against you, and she has a grudge against you, she has this relationship with you, cause and effect are there, it's okay to pester you, if you don't have this relationship, with your current ability, she can't entangle you, do you guess she is willing to remarry?" ”
I was blindfolded, I thought that Wu Laoliu confiscated the marriage book, and this marriage would not be counted, but I didn't expect that the marriage book could not be destroyed at all, this is fucked up, you must know that if the marriage book is not destroyed, it means that Pei Xiaoxiao is the wife I am marrying, even if she can't help me when I am alive, but what if my buddy burps? You've got to pester me, that's fucking me......"
The buddy was fooled by Wu Lao Liu, and he didn't tell me the consequences at the beginning, so he hurriedly sent the buddy back to Yang to accumulate merit for him, and now the merit is almost accumulated, and he can't solve the matter of suing me Pei Xiaoxiao, I just can't kill him, I want to be able to kill him, and kill him one hundred and eighty times first.
"Master, when you asked me to accumulate merit, you didn't say these words, didn't you dig a pit for me? Anyway, I still call you master, so you won't help me figure out a way? ”
"Let's figure it slowly, I've been worrying about you, go back and find a dead good-looking one, introduce it to Pei Xiaoxiao, maybe I will forget about you, and then I will notify you to break the marriage contract with Pei Xiaoxiao, don't worry, your master and I know it in my heart, this matter is not urgent."
Are you not in a hurry, but buddy is in a hurry, I am upset when I think of Pei Xiaoxiao appearing in the crater, I looked up at Wu Lao Liu, and saw that he was full of red light, an old ghost who had been dead for hundreds of years, but his face was very young, except for the longer beard, he could be regarded as a talent, his heart moved, and he said to him: "Master, it's really not good, you marry Pei Xiaoxiao, you see, you are a city god, you have an official body, and you are so young, now it is popular to be an uncle like you, Pei Xiaoxiao will definitely agree." ”
This time, it was Wu Laoliu's turn to be stupid, and said to me: "You are my apprentice, I am a master, what is the matter with marrying the wife of my apprentice?" ”
"We only have the name of husband and wife, not the reality of husband and wife, not to mention that I was also deceived at the beginning, no one knows about this, master, I think it's okay, you don't have to be reserved, you are all a city god, you don't even have a wife, you are in the underworld, you won't often feel lonely and lonely and cold......"
I patiently persuaded Wu Lao Liu to marry Pei Xiaoxiao, the old girl's eyes were straight, I thought that the iron should be struck while it was hot, I wanted to persuade a few more words, but I didn't expect that with the efforts of a few Yin soldiers, the door clicked...... Straight sound, obviously unlocked, although the iron door was still closed, Wu Lao Liu breathed a sigh of relief and shouted: "All Yin soldiers, follow me in to have a look." ”
The iron door opened, and I didn't know whether to be happy or depressed, happy that there was hope for saving Li Yiling, and frustrated that if I was given some more time, maybe I would be able to move Wu Lao Liu to marry Pei Xiaoxiao......
Even if the buddy is not in tune, he knows the priority, at this time it is better to save people first, and the rest can only be said later, I was going to rush in behind Wu Laoliu, who knew that the lock of the door was opened, but the iron door was still heavy, Wu Laoliu hit it with the Yin soldiers, and didn't rush the door open, I hurriedly waved at Zhang Liuliuyi, let him push the door, Zhang Liuliu followed, pushing the iron door, hey! With a bang, I pushed forward, the iron door creaked open, and before I could say that I wanted to go in, a gust of yin wind blew by, and Wu Lao Liu rushed in with the yin soldiers.
The old girl's true love table xiàn, and still fighting for merit, this is an old official fan! The buddy scorned Wu Lao Liu, took Zhang Xin, Wan Yanping, Zhang Liuliu, and Maoshan girl, and then rushed in, and as soon as he entered, he was almost hit by formalin and the strange smell of blood, and when he looked inside, I was shocked, I really didn't expect that there was such a scene inside the iron gate.
How to describe it, this is a huge morgue, the entire morgue is almost more than 500 square meters, like a small auditorium, in front of the room on the right side of the neatly placed many steel frame carts, on which lie a corpse, covered with a white cloth, on the surrounding walls, brightly painted eighteen layers of hell, I don't know who wrote it, the picture is particularly clear, each hell unfolds continuously, stretching forward, in the middle of the room above a not bright fluorescent light, every little ghost on the mural, Every person who was tortured was lifelike, and there were bull heads, horse faces, ghosts, and torture tools, just by glancing at them, it made people sweat and shudder.
In particular, the form of the victim is either a roar, or pain, or remorse...... The terrifying intuitive image assists the gloom of the picture, and the strong makes people empathize, and the special change is shocking, just the hell picture on the surrounding walls is surprising enough, and what surprises me even more is that on the left side of the house, there is a huge pool of soaked corpses, five meters in length and width, the lower half is buried in the ground, I don't know how deep, there are white corpses floating on it, and what is even more strange is that there is a furnace similar to gas around the corpse pool, and the flames continue to scorch the corpse pool.
The corpse pool should be metal, under the scorching flames, bursts of smoke come out, the smoke swims along the wall, covering the murals on the entire wall with a layer of haze, next to the corpse pool, there is a huge table, next to it sits an old lady with a yin and yang face, holding a wine glass in her hand, not looking at us, stinging and drinking.
The old lady is weird and outrageous, her left face is as black as ink, the right half of her face is snow-white, and her hair is the same, just like the painting of Teniang, she is surrounded by a pool of corpses that are scorched by fire, but her body exudes a cold yin qi, which is not easy to deal with at first glance.
The situation in front of me is beyond imagination, I don't know what to do, but Wu Lao Liu sneered and said to me: "Take the Yin soldiers to break this fake hell for the teacher, you go and take down that Yin woman, be careful, this woman is not easy to mess with, the left hand is dead, the right hand is born, and the end is powerful!" After speaking, he turned into black gas with the Yin soldiers and floated into the hell on the mural. (To be continued......)
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