Chapter 166: Scumbag

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I'm actually just scaring and scaring Lan Shuangshuang, after all, her body is mine, so dare to really let the evil ghost get entangled in her body, but don't scare her, I'm always so restrained, I'm afraid that before I change back to my body, my buddy will have to suffocate to death, not to mention that the insider scares the layman, and I'm not afraid that she is not afraid.

I said everything so strictly, Lan Shuangshuang really nodded at me in horror, determined who was the boss, my face looked a lot better, and Lan Shuangshuang told me about the current situation, this girl immediately bowed to the professional level of her buddy, and then I took out two yellow charms from my shoulder bag, and asked the wishes of the two evil ghosts, which are not particularly difficult, but it is more troublesome, and it has to be solved door to door, I promised the two to fulfill their wishes, let them cooperate with me, and then they were exceeded.

The Dao became bad, almost everything had to start all over again, tossed for a long time, I was able to seal the two evil ghosts in the yellow talisman, and then I saw that it was more than three o'clock in the morning, I was just about to go back to the living room to sleep on the sofa, but Lan Shuangshuang stopped me and said, "That...... Xu Lang, I'm scared, why don't you sleep in this room too! ”

Well! Buddy was immediately stunned, this is the rhythm of cohabitation, and then I thought, now I am a woman's body, and I can't get cheap with hair, I can only be cheapened, I suddenly felt a little tearful, how many years, finally there is a girl who wants to share a bed with me, but I can only be taken advantage of......

I looked very sad and angry, and I shouted at the blue! One bite said: "Think beautifully." Dude is a serious person, don't come to this set. "Slam the door and go out. I suddenly understood why there are so few serious people, and how difficult it is to be a serious person. Could it be that serious people have unspeakable secrets?

Without further ado, I just said that those evil ghosts did not come to entangle, and I didn't sleep much steadily, so I took a nap when it was almost dawn, and Li Yiling drove the hearse as soon as it was dawn, and when I knocked on the door, I opened the door, and he saw me and looked me up and down, and then looked me up and down with a playful expression. The buddy protected his chest and said, "Look at what, don't stink and shame!" ”

Li Yiling ignored me, sniffed the house with his nose, and said, "The ghost smell in the house is very strong, and a good brother came to the door last night?" ”

I dragged him into the room and said, "Little brother, how are you asking about the Night Wanderer?" ”

"The Night Wanderer doesn't know what is going on with you, he says he's never seen anything so unusual. also said that those who can do this kind of thing must not be weak in mana, Mr. Lang, think about it carefully, who have you offended? ”

"Little brother. My head was about to explode, I really didn't offend anyone, but I offended Big Orange and Master Namaoshan. But with those two goods, can I change my body without me knowing? It's impossible to think about. ”

Li Yiling also felt that it was impossible. I told him about the ghost I had yesterday and what I thought. Li Yiling groaned and said: "Since you haven't offended anyone, the problem can only be with Lan Shuangshuang, let's take one step at a time, let's do those wronged things first, and then think of other ways." ”

"I want to find Wu Lao Liu, but I don't have time, can I find Fan Baye and ask about the situation?" I asked with anticipation, such a bizarre thing, Li Yiling was helpless, except for the big guys in the underworld, it is estimated that it would be in vain to ask who again, Li Yiling smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Fan Baye appeared, it was because Luo Ziqi robbed the Hu of the underworld, he will come forward, he is a yin god of this status, he will not wander around if he has nothing to do, and he has his own little ghosts to do it, we have no friendship with him, let alone give us face." ”

In fact, I also understand this truth, but there is always a hope that it is not, I still think I should try, I was talking to Li Yiling, Lan Shuangshuang came out with sleepy eyes, but the body of the buddy, but the appearance of a woman, the look of jokes on Li Yiling's face was revealed again, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, which made me want to knock out his teeth.

When Lan Shuangshuang saw Li Yiling, he immediately looked vigilant, and protected his chest, I was really helpless, I couldn't help but roll my eyes, and I didn't pay attention to her, Lan Shuangshuang was surprised for a while, and finally woke up, and went to wash up......

The next few days are the most miserable days of my life, every morning with Li Yiling and Lan Shuangshuang to solve the wishes of the people who died in the car accident, in the afternoon to rush back as a car model, but also to deal with Lin Liuli's entanglement, I also took the time to stop Li Yiling to hook the ghost, let him tell Fan Baye that I have something to find him, the ghost promised very well, but there has been no news, I don't know if I told Fan Baye whether to say or not.

The most fucked up thing is that the next episode of the show has reached the late stage, no matter what, I have to go to work, the only consolation is that most of the wishes of the seventeen dead ghosts who had a car accident have been solved, and there are still two or three left, as long as you add more strength and solve the last two people's affairs, you may be able to change your body back, this day is also the last day of the auto show, I ate some food outside physically and mentally exhausted, and followed Lan Shuangshuang home.

Walking to a road 100 meters away from the community where I lived, a man under the street lamp strode towards me and Lan Shuangshuang, saw my eyes lit up, and shouted: "Lan Shuangshuang, I said I couldn't find you, it turns out that you have a new love?" ”

The man was twenty-four or five years old, flowing in anger, holding a cigarette, and rushing towards me, I turned my head to look at Lan Shuangshuang in surprise, but saw her hide behind me in horror, and whispered: "He is Jiang Fan, my former boyfriend, we have broken up, but he still pesters me......"

I looked back at Lan Shuangshuang in surprise, and said that women are a disaster, and now my buddy really believes it, Lan Shuangshuang, this girl not only provokes the dead ghost, but also recruits a scumbag, is the girl the reincarnation of the broom star?

Without waiting for me to say anything, the scumbag came to me with his arms dangled, pushed me away, and went straight to Lan Shuangshuang, and coaxed: "Dude, you robbed my girlfriend, what do we say about this?" ”

Blue Shuangshuang! Ducked with a scream, which undoubtedly gave the scumbag greater confidence, chasing Lan Shuangshuang and looking like he wanted to give a slap first, and shouted loudly: "Your special mother is blind, you dare to rob my girlfriend, you don't ask what your brother Jiang is doing, my mother grabbed a woman and grabbed my head......"

"I've already broken up with you, ah, no, she has already broken up with you, why are you still pestering her, you go, don't come again......" Lan Shuangshuang shouted at the scumbag while hiding, things between men and women, it is difficult for outsiders to mix, I always have to figure out the situation, in case the two of them just make a little awkwardness, and then break up with others.

But I quickly reacted, the scumbag was chasing my body, and if I wanted to hit him, I would hit my buddy in the face,, I can't bear it, right? I hurriedly went up and grabbed the scumbag and asked, "What the hell are you going to do?" ”

The scumbag was waiting for this sentence, and immediately stopped chasing Lan Shuangshuang, and said to me with a hippie smile: "Shuangshuang, the two of you have to say that you have to break up, and you say that you will break up?" What's more, I only have you in my heart, and I can't bear you. As he spoke, he reached out and touched my face, I knocked his hand off, and the scumbag said: "I haven't seen my temper for a few days, it's not that I said that you are shuangshuang, even if you don't want me anymore, find a better one, what are you looking for such a waste little white face?" ”

Little white face I admit, who is the waste talking about? My face sank and I wanted to do it, but the scumbag saw that my face was not good, and he grinned and said: "Shuangshuang, if you really don't like me, forget it, we are not the skinless and faceless people, so let's do it, if you pay 50,000 yuan for a breakup, I won't come to you anymore, what do you think?" ”

Before I could speak, Lan Shuangshuang said timidly: "You say this every time, I have given you money several times, but you are always pestering me, I have so much money for you, I am just an ordinary little model, and I have to live." ”

Lan Shuangshuang almost said this scumbag a little confused, looked at me and said, "Oh, you really told him everything, it seems that you two have been on a good time for a while." ”

After speaking, he turned his face away and said to Lan Shuangshuang: "Dude, since you like Lan Shuangshuang, I won't rob you anymore, but I don't care which of you pays the 50,000 yuan breakup fee, if you don't give it, we won't be finished!" ”

I'm all angry, I've seen shameless, I've never seen such a stinky and shameless one, a big man broke up with his girlfriend, and he can still lick a big face and reach out for money again and again, how does this person's face grow? What makes me even more puzzled is that such a scumbag can have a girlfriend like Lan Shuangshuang?

Are all women blind now? A good young man like a buddy who is upright, selfless, kind, considerate, and out of low-level fun can't find a girlfriend, a shameless man like a scumbag, not only can he find a girlfriend, but he can also find a girlfriend to ask for money, who can he reason with?

God, let's equip these women with a pair of discerning eyes, let them see the world really, what are you doing with me, and swap bodies. At this moment, a nameless anger rose from my heart, and the grievances, fears, and fears I had suffered for the past few days finally had a goal to vent.

I dragged the scumbag past him and said to him, "Do you want 50,000?" ”

The scumbag smiled: "Fifty thousand is not high, you are worth the price!" ”

Uh-huh! I said yes twice, and with a slap on his hateful face, snap! This is called a crisp sound, the scumbag is stunned, covering his face, looking at me in surprise, since the buddy has done it, he is still used to his fault, and the backhand is another big slap, pop! It's even more brittle than the slap just now.

"Fifty thousand, it's not enough, I'll give you enough today!" After two slaps, the buddy gave him another knee bang, hit his penis hard, took off the high heels on his feet and chiseled him into the head. (The novel "Ghost on Friday" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! (To be continued......) R1292