For earthlings, the Milky Way is one of the largest galaxies in the universe in the star system in which the solar system is located.

But for aliens, this has a special meaning in it. This may sound difficult to understand, but an example will make it clear –

In ancient China, there was a young man with a dick silk, whose education level was probably between the second year of high school and the second year of college, and he passed by a certain river after prostituting a certain month, and found that a pike fish or tarpon was lying in a mud ditch and was about to die.

For this fish, he should be very grateful to the place where the dick silk prostitute still packs rice, so after the "entertainment" of the dick, in line with the mentality of not eating for nothing, he has been eating until his throat is over, so at this time he is really not interested in the taste of this fish, and he also did a rare good deed, that is, he threw the fish into the river.

But what about the real identity of this fish, he is the CEO of the Dragon Palace, and he happened to encounter this catastrophe, so he came to repay the favor to Dick Si, and asked Yasha to drive a Dayang motorcycle to pick up Dick Si to go to the Dragon Palace, saying that I will satisfy you with whatever you want, Dick Si has never seen a big scene, and he is so scared that the meat on his feet and stomach is turning, where do you dare to ask for anything, so I will say to the CEO of Hua Chong, please wish.

The wishful thinking that came out of the mouth of the dick silk is the meaning of all the best, and it is auspicious to say that everything is good in his heart, and he will go home safely.

As a result, the CEO of Hua Chong made a very embarrassed appearance, and finally called a Bai Fumei with Lin Chiling + Liu Yifei's good looks to come out, saying that this is my daughter, she is called Ruyi, hey, take her away......... Dick Si suddenly rushed to the Hongqi supermarket excitedly and said to the salesman, Hello sister, big brother, take me the box on the right side of the gum next to your left hand, 37.9 uses 20 times to get strawberry flavor.........

I won't tell the follow-up story, because writing these two hundred words may have people who are not used to seeing me and say that I cheated on the number of words, and the story behind it is still very long, and there is indeed a risk of going off topic and cheating the number of words, so as soon as Fang Senyan said the three words of the galaxy in his mouth, the insect king alien was so excited, he immediately shouted:

"Milky Way!! It's mine! ”

Fang Senyan frowned and flicked a few fat worms that shot out of the insect king's mouth, and said lightly:

"If you want to know the whereabouts of this thing, then you have to be respectful and friendly to me. I've just shown my strength, and I deserve to be treated in a way that matches it. ”

The alien insect king stared at Fang Senyan for a moment, his deformed head tilted, a cold light shining in the cracked corners of his eyes, and yellow-green saliva flowed from the crooked teeth, and then let out a roar.

The surrounding insect people scattered tamely, and the alien insect king limped in front of him to lead the way, looking at his exaggerated and deformed posture of walking, it was really very likely that one foot would "click" and break crisply.

Following the insect king, Fang Senyan came to a room where sundries were placed, it was very humid, and the alien insect king sat down in the overflowing sewage, like a human slumping on a soft sofa with pillows, and then said in a muttered and vague voice:

"My Earth's name is Jones, please be seated."

Fang Senyan had any interest in sitting on the ground where the sewage was flowing, so he pulled a tattered table, turned it over and said:

"I'm a sailor, Mr. Jones, and I'm short on time, so to cut a long story short, I know the whereabouts of the galaxy - the key is how much you can pay for this information."

Jones, the Worm King, laughed loudly:

"Do you know what the Milky Way is?"

Fang Senyan replied very simply:

"If I'm not mistaken, its full name is: Cosmic Subenergy Micro Reactor, the approximate energy utilization development rate is 177.3 times that of nuclear energy, because this thing is embedded in a transparent cosmic titanium crystal frame, and it looks extremely similar to a galaxy that has shrunk countless times, hence the name, Dear Mr. Jones - I'm in a hurry today, so I have to leave in five minutes." …,

Insect King Jones looked at Fang Senyan, and suddenly his pupils blinked, but his eyelids did not move at all:

"What do you want?"

Fang Senyan sneered:

"If you want me to take the initiative to make an offer, then Mr. Jones, after I offer a price, there is no room for maneuver, you only have two choices, want or not! Of course, there is also an option to take it by force, but you have to weigh whether you can succeed before you do so. ”

"You say." Jones hissed, and he scooped up a clump of sticky moss or dirt from the ground next to him, and ate it with the same relishing as he had Haagen-Dazs.

Fang Senyan said seriously:

"I want the ship you took when you came to Earth."

Joneston was taken aback, as if he had a hiccup, and immediately shook his head and muttered:

"It's not going to work, it's not going to work."

Fang Senyan stood up, patted his buttocks, and said simply:

"Nice to meet you."

But when Fang Senyan walked to the door, a hint of cunning flashed in Jones's gray-blue eyes that began to rot:

"Okay, deal."

In fact, for Jones, his vehicle to Earth was very unfortunate enough to hit a rock and was violently damaged when it landed, and the reason why he was now entrenched in the sewers was to investigate whether there was any other way home, and Mr. Jones felt that it was very cost-effective to buy such valuable information with a worthless vehicle.

However, Jones didn't know that Fang Senyan was not very interested in his spaceship, and Fang Senyan did this just to force him to find another flying machine to go home.

Fang Senyan then went to visit Mr. Jones's ship, which only looked intact on the outside, and then transferred it to the gold mines, where he was always very happy with all the metal junk that could be sold at the scrapyard for banknotes.

Jones then got the information given by Fang Senyan:

The secret treasure of the Aquilonic Empire of the galaxy was carried by the Aquilon prince Rosber—of course, he should not be alone on Earth—there was a tall and thin guy who was his guard officer, with a natural sense of danger, and he was willing to give his life for the prince at any time, and finally, Prince Rossber was very interesting, he opened a watch shop at 54 Fifty-fourth Avenue in Manhattan, and there were twelve pots of pink forget-me-nots outside, and the prince regarded a yellow-and-white cat as his son, which he loved very much.

Seeing all this, Jones was convinced of this, because the Zerg were engaged in a continuous war with the Aquilonian Empire, so they also knew some of Rosber's hobbies, which were very consistent with what Fang Senyan told - of course, except for the prince's address on Earth.

So Mr. Jones immediately poured himself a cup of coffee excitedly, this cup of coffee must not be drunk by ordinary earthlings, Mr. Jones poured at least half a catty of white sugar into the cup, and then drank it all comfortably, Fang Senyan also couldn't wait to leave this damn dirty place, his layout at this time has been successful, whether he can achieve his goal next, then it depends on luck.

Under the cover of a curly wig and contact lenses, Fang Senyan finally reappeared on the streets of New York, he must be vigilant of his surroundings and not let any police officers approach within 30 meters of him, otherwise, there is a great possibility that he will be interrogated, and then exposed.

This is a difficult technical job, but fortunately, New Yorkers' attention will always be focused on the crimes of the Super Bowl, Playboy, NBA Finals and perverted serial murders, plus the crazy combatant who was killed after killing a number of Men in Black Agents - so the death of a Men in Black Agent caused by Fang Senyan is like spitting into the sea, completely ignored by New Yorkers after visual fatigue, otherwise Fang Senyan will fall into the sea of people's war. ..., Fang Senyan came to his hometown again - outside the shop opened by Mr. Ji Ke to sell dog meat on the head of a sheep, which has been cordoned off by the police, and there are no entry words on it. Fang Senyan squatted down to make the appearance of tying his shoelaces, and then said to the suitcase carried by the gold mine in front of him:

"Mr. Jacques, you have to answer me now, where is the surveillance head in your store? Don't fool me with those misleading things that you have modified (because Jike wants to sell black arms, so he has to change the official surveillance) What I need is the real thing that can record everything in detail! ”

Mr. Jacker's faint voice came from inside the box, and it was clear that his old man had been tortured enough by the gold mines, and said:

"You can find him in the owl decoration on the right side of the counter, the owl's eyes are the surveillance camera, and the opening code is 31nsa13."

“good。” Fang Senyan snapped his fingers: "If your performance has always been so good, I will consider giving you freedom when I leave." ”

Saying that, Fang Senyan walked over, pressed his hand on the locked doorknob, twisted it hard, and the door opened, Fang Senyan didn't have much effort to get what he wanted from the store, he edited the part where he killed Mr. G, the senior agent of the man in black, and asked the two aliens who were captured, Jick and Ritz:

"I know you must have a way to transform this paragraph into what I want - Mr. G wants to kill me indiscriminately, and I can only defend myself."

Neither Ritz nor Jike spoke, Fang Senyan coughed, and the gold mine immediately screamed:

"Time is money! My friend, you've been resting too long, let me find you something new to do. ”

Ritz and Jack suddenly turned earthy, and said urgently:

"I have a way to get what you want, but I have to say first: even a child can see the traces of forgery."

Fang Senyan smiled.

"It's okay, let's get to work now, right now."