Chapter 083: Preparing to enter the mountain
It is usually difficult to distinguish between the high and the low when the bar is lifted to the bottom.
For such cases.
Bao Yuan could only shyly put on a face thicker than the city wall, took out the killer weapon that he hadn't used for many years, and dragged the idiot old man into the car.
The idiot old man sat in the car, his expression was extremely gloomy, and he unconsciously accepted seventy or eighty percent of his stubborn and inferior nature, and said angrily: "Damn! My old man has lived so long in the world, and I have never seen such a dead face as the Bao family...... Bao family little bastard, what did you kid think of my old man? Do you play as a doll? I don't want to give my old baby, so I use this bullshit to prevaricate, damn it......"
Sun Panzi was helpless, but his tone was very respectful: "This reason is difficult to discern...... Alas......"
Bao Yuan asked while starting the car: "Oh, yes, senior, Lao Tzu hasn't asked me yet, old boy, are you old this year?" ”
The idiot old man's heart was sour when he heard it, and it was extremely useless, damn, the old boy is going to be old this year? Is it human talk? The idiot old man rolled his eyes and turned his head: "Hmph, it's up to you, you kid don't deserve to ask me how many years the old man has lived." ”
Song Peng, Ping Sigui, Fatty Mao, and Ah Shirui saw that the idiot old man and Bao Yuan were "rebuilt in good", and the four of them already understood in their hearts that even if the idiot old man was not a good person, he was definitely not a bad person, and the bad guy was definitely not the virtue of the old boy...... Song Peng took the Divine Scroll and looked at it carefully, his eyes couldn't be pulled out, and he saw that all the mountains above the Divine Scroll had a purple gas gathering towards a mountain at the same time, and that mountain was not very conspicuous on the Divine Scroll, and it was by no means majestic. Song Peng couldn't see where this mountain was, and everyone agreed. Song Peng took out the 4G mobile phone, turned it on, searched and compared.
The result is the Hengshan Yanmen Pass.
Ping Sigui smiled and asked, "Hey, brothers." Pingye, how do I feel that our buddies are like playing online games, after one level after another, after fighting one super boss and another super boss, I don't know if this return to Yanmen Pass, whether it is as the idiot old man said, our buddies are going to steal the tomb to the sky......"
After this little episode.
On the way, the idiot old man refused to speak.
Passing through Dai County, passing through the large tunnel of Hengshan Yanmen Pass, and parking the new Guangwu.
Bao Yuan has already thought about it. The war is in the Czech Republic, and everyone should find a high-end and high-grade hotel.
Let everyone get drunk beautifully.
Sun Panzi opened meat in Yangzhou, the amount of wine is as good as Baoyuan, and the stomach is like a bottomless pit, needless to say, the old man is like a treasure gourd for wine.
Song Peng, Ping Sigui, Fatty Mao, and Ashirui were drunk.
Lying on the hotel box to sleep.
This night, the hotel manager and waiter were all panicked, and the other guests left one after another, but the guests in this box kept asking for liquor. Boxes by boxes were moved in...... With the rude knowledge of the hotel manager and waiter, they all agreed: even if they drink water and beer, there is no such way to drink, and the hotel manager is afraid that these hosts will drink something wrong in the hotel...... Seeing that the hotel inventory has been drunk by the three masters. The hotel manager persuaded Bao Yuan and others to drink less out of kindness, such a binge drinking is not good for the body, not to mention that drinking too much water will lead to dehydration.
I don't know.
Bao Yuan did not take the kind advice of the hotel manager. Showing that the boss was unhappy, Bao Yuan glared at the triangle. Instead, it was put on the score: "What? Open for business, still afraid of customers with a large belly? Are you afraid that Lao Tzu will not have the money to pay the bills or Chadi? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will stone you to death with money......"
How dare the hotel manager raise the bar with the God of Wealth who sent money. I had to call the liquor supplier.
The liquor supplier also panicked when he heard about it.
Sugar and liquor sales staff know better than anyone else: the liquor currently drinking, in addition to the Party Central Committee, Zhongnanhai, the Great Hall of the People has a special supply, how can there be grain to brew liquor, the rest is basically all industrial edible alcohol and flavor blending, even so, the country within a year to drink a West Lake is easy to drink, the three owners in the hotel box dare to drink so recklessly, it is clear that they are doing death, so after the wine dealer communicated with the hotel manager, he began to mix water into the wine.
As a result, I was tired of being drunk by these three masters.
Bao Yuan almost overturned the table.
The hotel does this for the sake of the customer's body, but it does not dare to offend easily, because Shanxi has already learned from the past...... Changzhi Road, Taiyuan, Shanxi, there was once a coal boss dining, the meal cost nearly 300,000 yuan, did not think that the coal boss did not bring so much cash, the hotel told that the card could not be swiped, the coal boss sent someone to withdraw 300,000 yuan in cash from the bank on a whim, all of which were one yuan denomination, which can be regarded as exhausting the hotel staff...... A certain big boss in Yuncheng went to a shopping mall, because the style was too old-fashioned, the shopping mall waiter did not touch expensive clothes, and the big boss was angry and wanted to buy a shopping mall, and the good words were lost.
In these years, it is really impossible to distinguish between true gods and false gods, plague gods and blessed gods......
What's more, Bao Yuan had already put the red ticket on the table, and the hotel manager and waiter could only watch the three masters continue to build.
The attentive waiter noticed that the three hosts had been drinking in the hotel box all night and had very few toilet visits.
Oh, my God.
What are the stomachs of these three lords made of? How could the bladders of the three of them hold so much urine? Are these three lords human beings or ghosts? But the money on the table has passed through the money detector more than ten times, it's real!
served.
The next day, in the morning.
When Bao Yuan checked out, he found out, heh, the consumption of alcohol alone this night was nearly 350,000, and after settling the bill, Bao Yuan shouted: "Brothers, let's be completely happy, let's go, we probably don't have to eat for a few days, maybe the next time we eat will be five years later!" The hotel manager was so puzzled that he couldn't stop muttering: "Hey, these lords are not preparing to go to the execution ground, right?" Is this about to go to the police station to surrender? Otherwise, why do you make it like this? Out of curiosity, the hotel manager quickly looked up the online compilers on the computer, and strangely, there were no images of them.
On the road.
Bao Yuan said back and forth: "Hey, idiot old man, are you convinced?" Lao Tzu drank a total of 1,800 bowls of wine last night, old boy, you drank 1,800 bowls, and the ninth master also drank 1,800 bowls, haha, Bao Xiao Taiye drank one more bowl than the two of you, Lao Tzu won, haha! ”
Song Penghuan was strange no, no, no, he couldn't help asking: "Little Master Bao, it stands to reason that the amount of wine between our four brothers is comparable, and they are all half a catty to eight taels...... Little Master Bao, your old man has been to Tanggula Mountain, but we have also been there, you have been to the bottom of Dongting Lake, I have also been to Ping Ye, could it be that you and Jiu Ye ate chastity fish and killed fish in the haunted house, and the amount of alcohol increased greatly, is this the case? Otherwise, you can drink like this...... Strange ball, the four of us drank less than a pound of height last night, and we didn't wake up immediately, you kid suddenly became so drinkable? ”
Bao Yuanden was like a princess in the downtown who planted grass for melons, and boasted about herself: "Heh, what kind of ball is this?" Where is this? It's not Lao Tzu who blows, Bao Xiaotai feels that this wine has just begun, if it weren't for Lao Tzu feeling that time is not waiting for me, Lao Tzu will definitely drink it for nine hundred and eighty-one days, and the ......sky will be old for a long time."
Bao Yuan is proud.
The fat fur snorted as if he had realized: "Damn! Fat man, I kind of understand, Bao Xiaoye gave our buddies the money, and I feel a little unhappy, this is thinking of going back, this is trying to make all the 1.5 million US dollars, damn, Bao Yuan, this kid is black! ”
Ping Sigui seconded: "Well, when the fat man said this, I also felt it, it seems to be like this." ”
Bao Yuan scolded: "Fuck you!" ”
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Yanmen Pass is located in Heng Mountain, the local people spread in their mouths: there are two great miracles on Heng Mountain, one is Mantou Mountain, the other is Quilt Mountain, the north of Heng Mountain is flat, it can be described as a horse and a flat river...... The local people are rumored: in the early years of Heng Mountain, there lived a great god of Tongtian, no one can tell which dynasty and which generation of people, and some people say that it is between the opening of the world, there was once a great god of Tongtian left a huge steamed bun in Heng Mountain, a huge quilt, the legend of the great god of Tongtian left this treasure is to let the local people eat and clothe warm, it should be a kind of spiritual sustenance, after all, the mountain is still a mountain.
The idiot old man really looks like a child.
The original estrangement with Bao Yuan was sent away by a meal.
The old man said that the local people's statement was unreliable, what ancient gods left here steamed buns, quilts, there was nothing at all, and there were no steamed buns in ancient times, and the gods who became immortals and ascended would eat steamed buns and cover quilts, jokes...... If you want to say that before the opening of humanity, it is even more unreliable, this land of Yanmen Pass was originally a barbarian land, where did the myth come from? Bao Yuan doesn't raise the bar, what are you talking about, anyway, it's almost the Yanmen Gate, and you will know everything if you see it with your own eyes. (To be continued.) )