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Actually, I'm a liar. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

There are more people who deceive, and they gradually don't think that this is deceiving people.

Let's start with a clear question - came first, the chicken or the egg?

The answer is simple: the egg that came first - this story tells us that when it comes to lifting the bar, we only need to lift the bar back, and we don't have to worry too much about it.

For example, if the crossing is not plagiarized, can it still be called a crossing? Levi had already crossed the N planes, but he hadn't even touched his wet hands...... Don't you think it's too much?

Therefore, Li Wei took a book of 300 Tang poems, picked up the one that he could recognize the whole word and began to read, from beginning to end, and then from end to end - it needs to be explained here that Li Wei's practice was very popular at the time, and it was not a cool behavior - although he did this to show a strong psychological perversion - this kind of behavior Zhuge had done, and when Liu Bei went to invite him for the third time, he did not come to read a limerick poem ("Who Awakens the Big Dream").

is the same as Pang Tong at the same level as Zhuge , didn't he also recite a passage of the Book of Changes when he deceived Jiang Gan? As for Xu Shu's self-recommendation, let alone the matter.

It can be seen that the ancient Chinese showed their talents no worse than the current foreigners showed their talents. So, Levi feels good about himself here, and Starstar is desperate to find a crack to get into by his side. But-

Zhuge was shocked, Huang Yueying was shocked, Lu Xun was shocked, and Zhou Yu, who had been trying to kill Li Wei, was also shocked.

He is proficient in all kinds of poems and songs, the brain reformed by the main god, and the three hundred Tang poems are memorized like a stream, and they are recited backwards like a stream, and Li Wei can even memorize the preface with the price of the reprint

Li Wei lived next to Zhuge and Huang Yueying's double tent, and it was common for the fog on the river to be foggy. On this morning, Li Wei washed his face in the mist of the Yangtze River, brushed his teeth, did the eighth set of radio gymnastics, practiced the unequaled skills taught to him by Xingcai, and secretly practiced the marksmanship given to him by Zhao Yun again. At about seven o'clock in the morning, Levi saw that the soldiers who delivered the food were coming, so he hurriedly put on a pose of looking up at the bright moon and looking at the sun in the mist.

Sure enough, it wasn't long before Levi remembered a soft footstep behind him.

Although he didn't feel cool with an ordinary little soldier, especially the food sent by Dongwu, Li Wei directly gave it to a few fish he knew recently, and got instant food to eat by himself. But...... Levi is now not missing any opportunity to express himself. To put it bluntly, pretending to be cool like this is addictive - Levi kind of understands how Gilgamesh feels.

"The mist is thick and the clouds are sad for eternity, and the golden beast ...... Rui Brain"

"Lord, it's me—don't read it, I also like Li Qingzhao's poems." It was none other than Xingcai who walked in: "I feel ashamed of such plagiarism......"

"What do you know? Constellation? Levi rushed to Xingcai's side with an arrow step, pinching the other party's little face with an unhappy face - it is worth mentioning that his hand had never been successful in sneak attack, but now it was completely successful

"It's my way of entertaining myself – and it's also a stress relieve. There is a lot of copying of articles in the world, and it depends on whether you can copy it. Don't worry about it, when I was a writer, I borrowed a lot from other people's things, and I didn't write less about the same people. As he spoke, Levi lit a cigarette and began to swallow the clouds and spitting out the fog: "Anyway, it's been November now-why is Cao Cao so unhelpful?" was beaten half to death by Soochow? I can watch yesterday's water battle, Liu Biaozhen is not covered -- if he does not surrender, he will have to die miserably -- the Jingzhou naval army is even vulnerable? Isn't that hilarious? Not a lot of words"....

"It's true that the previous days of fighting were a bit problematic. The water war in Soochow is indeed the best in the world, and any general can carry out a water war and command it properly - those northern generals are all turned around. As she spoke, Xingcai said, "It's the Lord...... It's a leisurely day, huh? ”

"Awards, awards." Levi waved his hand and said, "This time I said that I wanted to fulfill your wish, but ...... On the contrary, I have fulfilled my wish a little more. ”

"It's nothing." Xingcai was also very generous, and said, "I'm also very happy - I've always wanted to see the legendary Red Cliff Fire." This ......"

Before he finished speaking, a small soldier ran in from outside Li Wei's tent - the guards who followed Liu Bei.

Seeing Li Wei and Xingcai standing intimately together, it seemed that the very young soldier immediately turned red and said, "That...... You haven't gotten up yet, have you? ”

"I've gotten up early—what's the matter?" The other party was only seventeen or eighteen years old, and Levi knew that his mind seemed to be full of endless imagination at his age.

"That...... The military advisor was invited by Mr. Zijing to go to the Chinese military tent to discuss the matter-the military adviser said, please go with Miss Xingcai as well. ”

“…… Can you not go? Levi asked very directly, and said: "I always feel that the fish head calls me no good, and there is no good feast without a good feast......

“…… I don't know. Xiao Bing replied very directly: "However, this time, Zhou Dudu seems to have mentioned you as well." ”

"I'd love to be famous, I'm going crazy - but the thing is, I don't want to be famous in his ears......" Not hiding his desire is also one of Levi's recent states: "But, let's see, what's going on in this guy's head." The last time he held a banquet to entertain our boss, did he forget it like this? ”

The last time Liu Bei came, Zhuge set the tone: remember to send Zhao Yun with a small boat to pick him up on the evening of December Jiazi. When it's late, collect your body.

Of course, this tone was also set when Liu Bei was not taken in - in the process of experiencing Zhou Yu's hospitality, Zhou Yu had already set up the most cliché combat plan of this era, "Throwing the Cup as the Number". As soon as the cup dropped, the dancing men who were ambushed around rushed out together and chopped Liu Bei, resolutely making the big ears tragic. Merely...... Because Liu Bei and Zhou Yu sat close to each other, Guan Yu also stood behind Liu Bei all the time. And Second Brother Guan's appearance of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea is not in any way, everyone also knows that he has a red face, squints Danfeng's eyes, and looks at Zhou Yu to know that he is not a good thing, and wants to chop him up at any time. Zhou Yu was jealous, so he restrained his desire to cut off Liu Bei's ear and drink.

This...... It's Zhou Yu again, please.

In fact, Zhou Yu can't be blamed for this - this time Zhou Yu invited Li Wei and others, and it was based on an S13-type guy who ran to Jiangdong in a hurry.

This person, surnamed Jiang Minggan, is Ziyi. The more famous members of the street scolding team in the Three Kingdoms are said to be invincible in the Jianghuai area...... Oh, it's not popular to call it scolding in this era, it should be called tongue debate. This guy is said to have had a leg with Zhou Yu back then, and he was a classmate. Moreover, they often sleep together in their arms...... The original text is the friendship of "sleeping with the collapse". It's like the wire beds in the male students' dormitories now, where everyone is on top and bottom.

Relying on his friendship with Zhou Yu, Jiang Gan said that he wanted to cross the river to lobby Zhou Yu - to make Zhou Yu realize that he was turning back the wheel of history, crying and shouting to come over and surrender.

Cao Cao looked at Jiang Gan at that time and felt that the other party was very troublesome, and he just died when he died, and there were a lot of such goods around him recently. It just so happened that he had one more thing to do. So he agreed to Jiang Gan and said, "**Go." (This break is interesting.) ）…。

Take a person to Koto along the way.

This person is none other than Cao Cao's daughter-in-law, a certain Zhen Mi.

――Is Cao Cao an NTR controller? Why didn't he send 830,000 people, but he wanted to send his daughter-in-law to Jiangdong? I'll talk about that later.

In short, Jiang Gan came to Jiangdong in a hurry - Zhou Yu has indeed been idle recently, and when he saw Jiang Gan, he said in his heart: Cao Mengde, you are a traitor, and you don't open your eyes to see who I am. Isn't it obvious that you don't want to die fast enough to send such a person? I didn't expect you to be a lover of ice love.

It's been a lot of pressure lately, and everyone wants to have a party or something to relax.

So good, Zhou Yu held a banquet to entertain people from all walks of life.

By the way, like Sun Quan, this is a turnip meeting known as the Heroes - because of the recent differences in Levi, Zhou Yu wanted to find Levi to improvise, and Quan watched it as a free adult (Levi is over twenty years old) show.

When Li Wei, Zhuge , Xingcai and Huang Yueying brought people to the Chinese army's tent, the party had already begun.

Zhuge snorted disdainfully, and seemed to be very dissatisfied with the party that started without his arrival. However, in the spirit of saving his meal, he still took his wife to eat a free lunch - this is Saber's absence, otherwise Li Wei will definitely eat Zhou Yu to death

And when Li Wei arrived, Zhuge had already sat down. And Zhou Yu was playing a scoundrel by being drunk, pulling Jiang Gan around to scare him to play. It just so happened that the program staged was a more traditional program in China:

Head splitting bricks, but the Three Kingdoms Peerless Plane is a bit boring if you only break the brick plane, so Zhou Yu found a group of low-level soldiers to perform "Head Splitting Granite".

Zhou Yu's drunkard does not mean water.

Levi found that he was being watched by a pair of eyes, and since he entered the field, he wanted to tie his head to the waistband of the other party's trousers.

…… If he wasn't wrong, it looked like these eyes weren't man's.

Levi guessed correctly, not only was it not a man's, but it was more than a pair.

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