Sixty-six fart, earth-shattering, I was close to the head of the pit, poof, frightened to turn around and run, two arrows rushed to the door, Li Yiling followed, we ran to the middle of the yard, the mountain wind blew, only to look at each other in shock, Li Yiling sighed: "I don't know if there can be a living mouth." ”

Feng Qingyang just picked up the cloth shoes, and saw the two of us rushing out like rabbits, thinking that something had changed, he took out Hei Qiang and looked around vigilantly, but he didn't see anything, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong?" ”

"It's okay, come out and breathe, I'll take a look at your shoes, by the way, you go to the house and take out the smoke and fire." I walked over and took the cloth shoes in Feng Qingyang's hand, and Feng Qingyang muttered, "You know that you call me." Very unhappy to go back to the house to get a cigarette, Li Yiling came over to me and said, "You are bad." ”

I grinned and was happy, looked down at the cloth shoes in my hand, black mille-feuille cloth shoes, embroidered with phoenixes, I sniffed with my nose, except for some moldy and damp smell, there was no strong corpse smell, but there was a bloody smell looming, I handed it to Li Yiling and said, "Little brother, take a look." ”

As soon as Li Yiling took the cloth shoes, the wind was clear and rushed out of the house, his face was blue, he retched when he came out of the door, vomited a few times, and scolded me: "Mr. Lang, your special mother will pit me, Liuliu's fart is too stinky!" ”

"You know that the stinky is still standing at the door, come here, take out the cigarette?" I waved at the madman, and Feng Qingyang staggered over and scolded me: "Take a fart cigarette, the cigarette is smoked by Liuliu's fart, and it smells of fart!" ”

The two of us dealt with each other for a few words, and Li Yiling took the cloth shoes and said, "It's not a thunder corpse, it's not a cat corpse." I don't know what it was that startled the old lady's corpse, but that's all you can see with a shoe. I still have to go to the grave at dawn to see it myself. Speaking of this, he glanced at Feng Qingyang and said, "Crazy." You go to the house and smell it, if Liuliu's fart is gone, call me and Mr. Lang. ”

Feng Qingyang was angry, dragged me and Li Yiling back, and when he arrived at the door, Feng Qingyang had palpitations and didn't dare to go in, so the three of us stood outside the door and waited tremblingly for about five minutes, making sure that there was no smell before returning to the house.

As soon as he entered the house, Liuliu was still sleeping deeply. The snoring was still earth-shattering, and I looked towards the kang, and there was still a little old man there, and I saw that there were nine more branches on the pit, the thickness of a thumb, ten inches long, and the branches were bare, but there was a leaf growing at the top, which was not unusual. It's just that the leaves have turned yellow, and I don't know if it's Liuliu's fart or if it's like this.

I think that the nine twin-like little old men are first-class mountain spirits and tree monsters, and if that's the case, I don't know if I can change into human form again, let's force it. Li Yiling picked up a branch from the pit, frowned and glanced at it a few times, and skimmed it out along the window. Said helplessly: "Except for the smell of fart, there is no aura." Sixty-six evil! ”

After a busy night's work, I gritted my teeth with hatred. It would be nice if I took a picture, but the one who was filmed slept like a dead pig...... I wanted to wake up Liuliu and kick him twice, but it was already like this, and kicking it didn't help, so I just threw the remaining branches along the window.

Liuliu's stomach is a little uncomfortable, I don't know if I'm used to eating the canteen, I'm not used to the unpolluted meals in the mountains, in short, the stomach is grunting, none of us dare to go to a room with Liuliu, in desperation, I can only hold the quilt to the right room, the brothers discussed it, it is better to be vigilant at night, take turns on duty, change the guard, let Feng Qingyang be on the first shift, I am on the second shift, and Li Yiling is on the third shift.

But buddy slept until dawn and no one called me, woke up, the wind was clear and slept heavier than me, I finally understood why his father hated him more than steel, if he was my son, I could kill him! I hated it and kicked it up, kicked the wind to wake up, and said, "Let you be on duty, sleep like a dead pig, when will you be able to adjust a little?" ”

"Hey, it's dawn, I'm on duty, just take a nap, wash my face, wash my face......" The madman jumped out of bed and went to the yard, Li Yiling looked at the back of the wind and sighed: "Feng Zhenggang, an old calf, should give us two custody fees, his son is a careless one, and he will leave it alone and throw it to the two of us." ”

"Fortunately, nothing happened, the madman is so virtuous, like a child who doesn't grow up, let's go, let's wash our faces too, and go to the grave of the old lady of the Niu family after washing our faces."

When the two of us got out of the house, we saw that the father and son of the Niu family had already started to get busy in the morning, and their expressions were flattering, and they greeted each other very warmly, but their eyes were bloodshot, obviously they didn't sleep well last night. In the early morning, there was still a little fog, and the cold morning breeze blew on my body, which was very cold, and for me who was used to living in the city, it felt fresh and uncomfortable.

The smoke is faint, I smell the aroma of steamed steamed buns, just about to say a few polite words to Niu Jiaye, Liuliu smelled the aroma and came out, I didn't bother to be angry with him, I took the basin and washed my face indiscriminately, just about to go in to eat, a group of people came to the door, the leader was a man in his forties, not tall, he was thin, but the shelf was very large, wearing a dress, his hands were on his waist, and behind him were five or six middle-aged men in the village.

The man pushed open the courtyard door and entered, and shouted when he came in with a menacing attitude: "Niu Laofu, there was a strange thing in the village yesterday, my family's rhubarb was killed and blood-sucked, the old Liu family said that they saw a ghost shadow in the village, if your family doesn't solve this matter, don't blame me for being polite!" ”

Then he saw me, bowed, stretched out his hand, and said enthusiastically: "You are the gentleman invited by Lao Niu's family, right?" Oh, but I hope you are coming, if you don't come, you don't know how big things will happen...... "Ya's face changed quickly enough, people stretched out their hands, I also stretched out my hands, held his hand, and said solemnly: "Please rest assured, we have always been anxious about people's difficulties, the suffering of the masses is our responsibility, and solving the suffering is an urgent and important task for us to serve the people......"

The short man was a little confused, holding my hand and smiling awkwardly, Niu Da came out of the house, saw the man, craned his neck and shouted: "Village chief, I have sent you a case of wine, let you drag it for two days, why are you here to urge again?" What's the matter, you're done drinking? ”

I rely on, it turned out to be the village chief, no wonder there is such a big posture, after Niu Da finished speaking, the village chief was not embarrassed at all, and he didn't shake hands with me anymore, and crossed his waist to Niu Dao: "Don't fix that useless, my rhubarb is dead, the blood on my body is dry, the old Liu family's mother-in-law saw a ghost shadow in the east of the village at night, Niu Da, it's not that I don't take care of you, the opinions of the people in the village are too big, your family provokes the goods, I don't look for you to find anyone?" ”

"Digging the cliff cypress is not just my family's digging, why is it all on our family? Besides, didn't you find a gentleman? You'll have to give me some time, too. ”

The village chief stared at his eyes and was about to say more, Niu Er came out, carried a box of wine, came to the village chief and said: "Village chief, Mr. is here, I will go to my mother's grave after dinner, and when the time comes, I will be able to use the place of the villagers, and you have to help Zhang Luo Zhang Luo......"

The village chief's posture is so big, it is worth a box of wine, and when he sees the wine, his face looks much better, and he said to Niu Er: "It's not that I'm urging your family, it's really panicking, okay, I'm talking to you, but you have to hurry up, hurry up and solve the matter, otherwise I won't be able to take care of your family." ”

Niu Er nodded again and again, and the village chief asked the young man behind him to pick up the wine, and said hello to me: "Don't delay Mr. to eat, I'll go back first, and I'll take someone to the grave with you later." ”

The village chief held the shelf and carried the wine away, but the buddy was a little crying and laughing, to say that it was all beneficial, but I really have never seen the village chief so blatant, moving other people's wine away as if it gave you face, buddy couldn't help but sigh: It's good to be the village chief!

Without further ado, during the meal, Li Yiling discussed with the four Niu family masters to prepare something, paper money, incense is necessary, and also prepare some tribute, wine, cigarettes, etc., the four Niu family members agreed, and after eating, the brothers returned to the house to prepare, Li Yiling carried the military bag, I also carried the cowhide shoulder bag, Feng Qingyang carried the backpack, and Zhang Liuliu carried the camera.

Ready, called the three Niu brothers, did not let the old man follow, after all, so old can not afford to toss, and let Niu Da take two shovels, the group went straight to the grave of the old lady of the Niu family, the village people slept early, got up early, it was less than eight o'clock in the morning, every household got up, many people sat at the door of their homes, looking at us with curiosity in their eyes, and some fear, mainly Liuliu carried the camera too dazzling.

Walking to the east of the village, the village chief and a few strong young men were already waiting, everyone was holding shovels, pickaxes and the like, seeing us coming, the village chief hurriedly walked two steps, pointed to Liuliu's camera and asked, "What is this for?" ”

Li Yiling said coldly: "This is our rule, if you don't want to get into trouble, don't ask so much, hurry up and lead the way." ”

It's too much to treat the village chief as a cadre, the buddy really wants to criticize Li Yiling and ask him to respect the leader, but he is actually afraid that things will get stiff, after all, the village chief is the emperor of the soil, but he didn't expect the village chief to be a hard and not soft master, staring at Li Yiling and asking in surprise: "You are the disciple of Mr. Li, right?" ”

Li Yiling was furious, squinted at the village chief, and said coldly: "Knowing my master's name, dare to ask so much?" ”

The village chief immediately stopped talking, turned around and led the way, looking at his buddy was very surprised, and couldn't help but say to Li Yiling: "Your master is very famous." ”

Li Yiling was a little sad and said, "When my master was still alive, the one who was hundreds of miles nearby didn't treat him as a living immortal. (To be continued......)