Chapter 502: Asking for a Monthly Pass for the Founding of New China
"Ahh
The sleeping Supreme Treasure suddenly woke up, and in the dream he dreamed that he was taken into the willow jade net bottle by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he was so frightened that he woke up from the dream.
"It's a dream! But this dream is so real! ”
Supreme Treasure looked at the familiar scenery around him and wiped the sweat on his face, and then a burst of urine came, and Supreme Treasure walked outside against the light rain.
"Click!"
The Supreme Treasure was relieving behind a haystack, and then a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, directly slashing at the Supreme Treasure's side, and the Supreme Treasure was so frightened that he urinated on his pants.
"Goku, you're peeing your pants!"
After the lightning dissipated, a man wearing a ring of thorns and a red cross cloak suddenly appeared, smiling at the Supreme Treasure with his hands folded.
"You are!" When I saw this person's Supreme Treasure, I was stunned, because the qiē in the dream seemed to really happen around the Supreme Treasure, and the appearance of the person in front of me was also very familiar, and it was Tang Sanzang in the dream.
"Wukong, it's for the teacher! I thought you were captured by Guanyin Bodhisattva, but you came here! ”
Tang Seng, dressed as a crusader, smiled slightly, and his face was unconcealed with joy.
"Dude, don't mess around! My name is Supreme Treasure, but I'm not the Monkey King! ”
The Supreme Treasure pushed Tang Seng away, although the monkey face in the demon mirror and the Monkey King in the dream made the Supreme Treasure think about it, but he still felt that this was just a misunderstanding, and he would definitely not be the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.
"Goku, you're naughty again! But your moonlight treasure box is really good, and you actually let the teacher travel everywhere! However, there are also disadvantages to this treasure box, because he always sends me to places I have never been, which makes it very difficult for the teacher! ”
Tang Seng didn't care about the rudeness of the Supreme Treasure, and when he opened his mouth, he made a long speech, and the Supreme Treasure was foaming at the mouth with straight eyes.
"Hey, whoever!"
Just when Tang Seng was making a long speech, the blacksmiths who were sleeping in the grass hut got up one after another and drew out the weapons around them.
"Big brother, don't be afraid, it's my little brother!"
The Supreme Treasure hurriedly came out from behind the haystack and waved at everyone.
"It's you! But how do I hear two voices! The man who had seen the Supreme Treasure was full of doubts, but the sword in his hand was put back.
"I have a fellow countryman here, but don't worry, my fellow is an officer and soldier!"
Supreme Treasure was afraid that this group of people would blow him away, so after thinking about Tang Seng's dress, Supreme Treasure said that he was an officer and soldier, at least the officers and soldiers were more reassuring.
"Where are the officers and soldiers! Why didn't we see him! ”
Several big men searched left and right, and the Supreme Treasure stretched out his hand and pulled back, pulling Tang Seng out.
"Holy! This is the officers and soldiers! How does he dress up like this! ”
After seeing the person who was pulled out by the Supreme Treasure, everyone opened their mouths wide, and the Supreme Treasure looked back strangely after looking at everyone's reaction, only to see that Tang Seng at this time had a feather on his head, and his face was red and blue, looking like a wild man.
"Wukong, how did you get this treasure box, send me to a place called the Indians! Wow wow wow wow! ”
Tang Seng looked at the Supreme Treasure with a puzzled expression and put his hand in front, and then let out a whoast cry, and there was actually an extra long hair in his hand.
"What a man! It's annoying, we have to work tomorrow, you can sleep over there! ”
Looking at Tang Seng who seemed to be mentally ill, everyone scolded impatiently a few times, and then stopped caring about the two Supreme Treasures, and fell asleep one by one.
"Thank you, thank you!"
As soon as the audience had no intention of blowing themselves away, the Supreme Treasure hurriedly pulled Tang Seng and ran towards the grass shed where he was originally asleep.
"I say flies! Where's that treasure box? The Supreme Treasure pressed Tang Seng to the ground. Reach out and rummage.
"Wukong! You don't want that! We're two big men, it's not good! ”
Tang Seng clasped his hands in front of his chest, twisting and pinching, not daring to look at the fiery eyes of the Supreme Treasure.
"Damn, believe it or not, I'll kill you!" The Supreme Treasure threatened, and his hands were still groping on Tang Seng's body.
"Whoosh!"
At this moment, a strange sound suddenly sounded in the sky, and the two Supreme Treasures looked up, only to see a black-robed man coming with smoke and descending directly into the small village.
"What kind of person is this!" Supreme Treasure hurriedly lay down with Tang Seng and looked at this good guest cautiously.
The black-robed man moved softly towards the grass hut, and the sleeping blacksmiths did not react to the arrival of the black-robed man.
"Suck!" The black-robed man came to a sleeping blacksmith, and with a slight inhalation of his nose, a white mist flew out of the blacksmith's seven orifices, and was sucked into his mouth by the black-robed man.
After being sucked by the black-robed man, the rosy on the blacksmith's face disappeared, his head tilted, and the rise and fall of his chest had stopped.
"Quack!" The black-robed man smirked a few times, then headed for the other blacksmiths again. In the eyes of the two Supreme Treasures, all the blacksmiths who had been sucked by the black-robed man would have their necks crooked, and then they stopped breathing.
"He's sucking people's yang energy! Buddha bless, let's hurry up and pretend to sleep, when he sucks enough, others won't care about us! ”
Tang Seng's face turned pale with fright, and he closed his eyes with the Supreme Treasure, who was also trembling, and moved quietly towards the corner of the grass shed.
"How many years, it's so cool!" After inhaling the yang energy of dozens of people in a row, the old demon of Montenegro was not satisfied, and set his eyes on the two Supreme Treasures.
"I'll suck!" The old demon of Montenegro opened his mouth at the sleeping Supreme Treasure, and then he was about to absorb yang energy.
"Yes!"
The Supreme Treasure, who pretended to be asleep, let out two groans from his mouth, and then turned over and buried his face in Tang Seng's arms.
The old demon of Montenegro turned around when he saw the Supreme Treasure, then looked at Tang Seng on the side, took a deep breath and walked towards Tang Seng again.
"Uh-huh!"
Tang Seng also groaned, as if unconsciously, he clasped his nose with his hand, and then put his hand on his mouth and nose.
"It's a big problem for these two people to sleep!" The old demon of Montenegro shook his head, and then stretched out his hand and pressed it on Tang Seng's arm, wanting to take Tang Seng's hand away.
"O my Buddha! This monster has so much strength! ”
Tang Seng's hands were exposed, blocking his mouth and nose, but with the intensification of the old demon of Montenegro, Tang Seng was even more bitter in his heart, and his hands were broken open.
"Whew!"
The old demon of Montenegro sucked hard into Tang Seng's mouth, and at this moment, Tang Seng suddenly opened his eyes, and crawled out with his hands and feet.
"Run!"
As soon as Tang Seng walked on his front foot, the Supreme Treasure Monster jumped up with a scream, and the two of them ran in two directions, one east and one west, which made the old demon of Montenegro furious.
"Eat the old first, then the small! I'll see where you're going to play! The old demon of Montenegro laughed, turned into a black wind and rushed towards Tang Seng.
"Click!"
A thunderbolt suddenly descended from the sky, and it slashed at Tang Seng's body and stirred up a burst of smoke.
After the old demon of Montenegro dispersed the white mist, he fixed his eyes and saw a man wearing a military uniform with the word "Eight Roads" written on his chest looking at him, and there was actually a smoking package in this person's hand.
"You don't know me! I'm the same Indian just now! Tang Seng looked at the puzzled old demon of Montenegro and opened his mouth to explain, and then saw that the old demon of Montenegro was staring at the package in his hand.
"You want this!" Tang Seng handed the package in his hand to the old demon of Montenegro, and then shouted as he ran out; "For the founding of New China!"
"Boom!"
The explosive bag exploded suddenly in Tang Seng's shouting, the old demon of Montenegro's hair stood up, and the black robe on his body had become a beggar's suit, and Tang Seng and the two also took this opportunity to escape.
"Wukong! Is your moonlight treasure box broken! I don't want to cross it! And just now, a group of people called me Dong Cunrui, but I don't call Dong Cunrui, my name is Tang Sanzang! ”
Tang Sanzang shouted at the Supreme Treasure as he ran, and at this moment, two figures suddenly descended from the sky, one of these two figures was a pig-headed human body, and the other was a head tuo wearing a headband.
"Master, I found you."
"Senior brother, it turns out that you are fine!"
The two figures surrounded the Supreme Treasure in the middle, and just when the Supreme Treasure breathed a sigh of relief, another black shadow flashed.
"Second brother, you really deserve to be my good virtuous brother, you actually brought Tang Seng to me!"
In front of the four Supreme Treasures, the black shadow turned into a big man holding a steel fork, this big man has horns on his head and a burly body, which one is not the Bull Demon King.