Wu Ming's sudden reliance made the girl unable to react, just now she was still regretting the wild fruit that fell to the ground again, but Wu Ming had already crushed the girl under her.

"Why are you ......" was pressed to the ground by Wu Ming's big body, and the girl was a little caught off guard, but no matter how the girl shouted, Wu Ming was unmoved.

When the girl regained her composure, she looked at Wu Ming, who was already dizzy, and smiled helplessly wryly, "What a weirdo, I didn't expect that I was pushed down by a man for the first time, and it turned out to be in such a form, it's really not romantic at all." ”

Wu Ming slept a good dream, after entering the secret realm of Longteng, he had never slept so sweetly, in the dream Yue'er and himself lived the life of an ordinary person, working by himself, Yue'er at home had already been busy with a table of meals, everything was so beautiful, so real.

Woke up in a haze, his vision gradually turned from blurry to clear, and his black trench coat hung next to the bed, as well as Chixiao and Tai'a's two swords.

Feeling the uncomfortable pressure on his chest, his gaze gradually moved down, Wu Ming saw a little boy with big eyes, the two were looking at each other, and Wu Ming was startled by the innocent eyes of the little boy.

"Whoa!"

"Wow!" The two of them yelled at each other at the same time, obviously Wu Ming's sudden awakening also scared the little boy.

Wu Ming hid on the edge of the bed and muttered, "I didn't expect my children to be so old...... That's right! Wu Ming thought of the last scene before fainting, and saw Yue'er, seeing Yue'er This must be right, this is a conclusive thing, definitely not a dream.

Yue'er must not be willing to be lonely, and forcibly ...... while she fainted Wu Ming was aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law, but he was dizzy for many years, and the children were so old, but it was a pity that he was not angry, after so many years, he didn't even see the precious moment of her childbirth, Wu Ming thought of this, and the loss and self-blame in her heart intersected, so long, she must have worked very hard to take care of the children.

"Big brother, how is he?"

"yes, tell me what's going on!"

More children's inquiries sounded outside the door, the children were timid, only this fat-headed boy puffed up the courage to come in to check the situation, Wu Ming looked at the four children outside the window, together with the fat-headed boy called "big brother" indoors, a total of four boys, one girl.

Five little kids...... Yue'er took advantage of her inattention and gave birth to five...... Wu Ming regretted one thing unprecedentedly, if it wasn't for the thunder, he wouldn't have fainted, and he wouldn't have missed so many beautiful things, unconsciously, Wu Ming had already regarded Zeus as a mortal enemy.

"He came back to life. "Big brother" shouted at the friends outside.

"Children, don't be afraid," Wu Ming opened his arms, "Come on, let the father hug, and the father will come to take care of you in the future." ”

"Big Brother" glanced at Wu Ming sympathetically, and then turned back and said, "But it seems to have gone crazy." ”

Wu Ming's arms stopped awkwardly, who is crazy, do you mean myself? Or do you say that children are rebellious, they definitely don't know what father's love is, and they will definitely cherish them more in the future.

"Hey, the newcomer," the "big brother" said to Wu Ming, "From now on, you will be a recruit, and your rank will be a second-class corporal, how about it, you will be an officer as soon as you come, high enough." ”

The little girl outside the window jumped up for joy, "Wow, that's great, I finally have a little brother." ”

"Hey, Second Rank Corporal!" "Big brother" said in a milky voice, but deliberately pretended to be an adult, and it sounded like a laugh for a while, "Have you slept enough, ask you something, the two swords on the table are yours." ”

Wu Ming looked at the Chixiao Sword and Tai'a Sword on the table, "That's right, it's mine." ”

"Okay, from now on, those two swords are mine, and they should be paid for buying an official with me. "Big brother" said with a dance, looking at his expression, it seemed that he had given Wu Ming enough face, but there was a hint of joy hidden between his eyebrows.

"What does this corporal mean?" Wu Ming was a little confused by this, obviously they were all little children, how could they make some strange names.

"Big brother" waved his hand and shouted happily: "Come in, come and recognize the little brother." ”

The other four children rushed in, and the little girl pointed to her pink face and said, "My name is Xuehui, and I am a second lieutenant, and you will be my direct subordinate in the future." ”

"My name is Hao Bo, I hold the position of lieutenant, and I am Xuehui's boss. ”

"My name is Ang Jie, and I hold the position of major, and I am Haobo's boss. ”

"My name is Fan Minh, I hold the position of colonel, and I am Aung Jie's boss. ”

The child, known as "Big Brother", said majestically, "My name is Ji Lone, and I am currently holding the position of Major General, and I am the boss of all of them. ”

Listening to them introduce themselves on their feet, Wu Ming finally understood, and after talking around, it turned out that he was the youngest.

Seeing that Wu Ming didn't have any expected reaction, he shouted lonely, "Don't ask too much for newcomers, but depending on your performance, if you perform well, maybe it will give you a promotion, such as being promoted two levels in a row and becoming a fourth-level non-commissioned officer." ”

That's not the youngest, no matter how you look at it, the non-commissioned officer can't be taller than the second lieutenant, and what's the need for him to compete with the bear children? In order not to dampen the enthusiasm of the children, Wu Ming tried his best to say in a relaxed and calm tone: "This ...... Those two weapons are not toys for children to play with. ”

"Are you underestimating us? You know, in a few years, when I grow a little older, I will become a lieutenant general," Ji Lone protested, "I am such a big official, why don't you listen to me." ”

Why...... Dare to love that your military rank promotion is based on your age.

"You must know that we, as proud officers, will not take a stitch from ordinary people, but if you join us, we can reasonably requisition your weapons, because we are in a group. "Don't be lonely and try to say things that are completely unconvincing.

How does this feel a bit like engaging in pyramid schemes, Wu Ming couldn't help but laugh when he saw their serious appearance, and deliberately sold a flaw, pretending to be negotiable, "Then what good will it do me to join you?"

"Second Lieutenant Xuehui eats the leftover lollipops, a piece of a month, Lieutenant Haobo's picture book, which allows you to read for half an hour every month, the small insects collected by Major Ang Jie can make you play with it every month, and the small stacked chairs of Senior Colonel Fan Ming can let you sit and rest for a while every month, and I, Major General Jilone," Jilone's eyes exuded a strange luster, "My slingshot, with a pinball stone limit of five, can be played with for you." ”