Chapter 367: His Life Was Written by Me
"This is when Iron Sheet was a child, more than 10,000 years later from this era, you look at Iron Sheet, he was still quite naughty when he was a child."
In the snow, Snowman Eighteen, who claims to be a superdimensional life, is watching a movie with his uncle.
The white snow is the giant screen, the planet in the giant screen is extremely undeveloped, and even a little backward, a little kid is playing hide and seek with two little girls in the yard.
"I don't need to introduce this little girl, you can see by her eyes that she will never grow into a lady. No, another little girl, fate is a little bumpy, when she was a teenager, the family was sucked into alien space and transformed by aliens, although only the right arm was transformed, but in the eyes of ordinary people, there is no doubt that it is a monster. ”
Snowman 18 paused, continued to point to the snowy giant screen, in the image, a light fell into the earth, it was a light that the earth technology could not detect, and that light happened to shoot into the little boy's brain.
"Sumer! Sumer! Mom! Su Mo fainted!" In the video, the little girl is crying.
"It's cute for a little girl to cry, isn't it?" Snowman Eighteen smiled: "The basic education tool of the goat starman is like a super Stinger missile, which can be accurately positioned far away from the galaxy, shuttle through most of the first universe, and insert it into the little boy's head!" ”
"That's exciting!"
Eighteen couldn't help but clap his hands, he felt very excited.
"Theoretically, it is almost impossible for a little boy to integrate the newborn basic education tools of the goat star, but once it hits the soul, the newborn basic education tools are directly integrated into the soul of the little boy. Of course. The tool failed to start successfully. If it is successfully launched, the little boy will not be ordinary for more than ten years. ”
"The goats' newborn basic education tools are flawed, and the flaws are not fatal. If there is no interest in conquering and destroying civilization, this flaw can actually be ignored. ”
At this time, Snowman 18 stopped and grabbed a ball of snow, put it in his mouth, and chewed it for a while.
"My head is hot, I need to calm down and replenish a little energy by the way. You have to understand that storytelling is not just mental work. The same is true of body lì labor. ”
Uncle Yi nodded to show that he understood, and as a storyteller, he knew very well that it was not so easy to write a story that satisfied him. For example, he wanted to write "Little Girl Red Pupils and Machine Qì People Iron Sheet", but he has not been able to satisfy himself.
The eighteenth grabbed a few more clumps of snow and ate them, clapped his hands and continued to communicate with Uncle Yi.
"If the goats' newborn education tools had been silent, Su Mo would probably have spent his life in peace. Pity. He is not destined to have a dull life. ”
Eighteen pointed at the giant screen. The image in the giant screen freezes on a little girl.
In the background is the bedroom of the little girl in the middle of the night, and the little girl herself does not know it, she is just suspended in the air, surrounded by those soft points of light.
Those points of light are like bright stars in the night sky, these points of light seem to build a starry sky, and at this moment, the little girl is sleeping on a complete starry sky.
Starry sky. It's like her bed, or cradle.
"There is such a sister. Although he was not biological, Su Mo wanted to spend his life in peace, probably only by completely detaching himself from this universe. ”
"Unfortunately, he doesn't have that ability. Therefore, his whole life will theoretically be affected by this little girl who seems to be guarded by the stars. ”
"The little girl is familiar, isn't it? Of course, you are familiar with it, and for the past 10,000 years, you have been her wet nurse. The eighteenth smiled at the first uncle.
"To the universe, she is a super virus, and she still can't kill it, so she can only engage in some restrictions. What amnestics, what formatting, what makes some antivirus software to temporarily ward off super viruses. These methods can only temporarily restrain her, and once she enters a state of loss of control, destroying a civilization is only a matter of thought. ”
Speaking of this, No. 18 smiled and patted Uncle Yi's shoulder: "Spoiler ahead, the Dongxian civilization will disappear overnight and disappear in a few thousand years!" Hey hey ......"
When Uncle Yi heard this, his face changed slightly, the Dongxian civilization was extremely powerful, far more than the previous era on the first spiral arm, whether it was the Unknown Empire or the Tianqing Chao Empire, it could not be compared with the current Dongxian civilization. However, the snowman in front of him actually said that Dongxian would be wiped out overnight!
"I don't believe it." Uncle Yi shook his head.
"I believe what the eighteenth said, Yuan Yi, you will live for many years, basically close to the level of immortality. Of course, you will have a lot of worries, such as how to stop your young lady from losing control, waiting for her to wake up from her slumber again and again, and retrieving her memories again and again. ”
"Yuan Yi, when you were appointed as her bodyguard by the not very smart Jiqì Emperor of the Super Empire, you were destined to be a nurse for her for thousands of years."
"Okay, back to the point, continue the iron sheet, oh no, Su Mo, it's Su Mo."
"Look, it's all clearly recorded here how Su Mo was influenced by his old sister. Every night, the little girl was guarded by the stars, and Su Mo was also stained with a little light, which stimulated the goat star basic education tool in his body, which should have been completely silent, and the educational tool adjusted Su Mo's soul. ”
The image of the giant screen changes again, and in the image, the light spots around the little girl's body occasionally run to the next room and circle around the little boy.
"Originally, according to the setting of the basic education tool, Su Mo's soul would be adjusted in the direction of the goat star's soul, or more accurately, it would be adjusted in the direction of the soul of the tyrant's secret."
"The two goats, Bosai and Zeus, still don't know that the basic education tools in their Earth goat archons' bodies and the core of the archon were made by the Doctor of Judgment with reference to the secrets of his good friends."
"Now, I refer to the two cores as the tyrant core, the tyrant core wants to fully awaken, but the little girl is too powerful, so powerful that as long as she exudes a little breath, the tyrant core will shrink into Su Mo's body. Therefore, before encountering the two goat stars, the tyrant core was basically still silent, and the transformation of Su Mo was only a soul, and it was only a little stronger than ordinary earthlings. ”
"Later, it was simple, Posei and Zeus, two goat starmen, were beaten back to Earth by the indigenous gods, and the broken flight was picked up by a second-hand model dealer, but unfortunately this second-hand dealer did not have the basic education tools of the goat starmen and could not activate the flying saucer. Su Mo is different, under the influence of the little girl, Su Mo bought a war-damaged UFO model on Taobao. ”
"There are so many UFO models on Taobao, why did Su Mo take a fancy to the battle-damaged UFO incarnated by the Rogiens battleship at a glance? The reason is very simple, his soul has been transformed by the basic education tools of the Goat Star, and it has a special phase with the things of the Goat Star civilization. ”
"Yuan Yi, I saw the doubt in your eyes, you have a question about Taobao. Let me briefly introduce that the so-called Taobao is a shopping website on the earth in the future, and this website feeds many people. ”
Eighteen smiled, stood up from the ground, and with a wave of his big hand, the giant curtain disappeared, and the white snow was also erased by it.
Starry sky, endless starry sky.
"Summer activated the flying saucer, and the two goats, Posei and Zeus, came out of the flying saucer, and they began their comic journey to conquer the universe."
"What? Upgrade to fight monsters? You ask me why Su Mo's life didn't spend his life in upgrading and fighting monsters? Yuan Yi, upgrading and fighting monsters has never been the theme of the universe. (To be continued......)
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