Chapter 64: Viagra, Buy the Real Thing If You Want to Buy It!
Because there is a large thorn bush behind the river blocked by Kirby Beast Niang, and according to the current habit of this Kirby Beast Niang's picky eater, it is obvious that the thorn bush cannot enter her magic eye at all, otherwise she will not faint on the road from hunger. Therefore, Chu Cheng and his party had to go back to the village for the time being, and let the people in the village find a way to dig up the thorn bushes.
"By the way, I heard that you have always called yourself Kirby Kabi, is your original name Kirby?" On the way back to the village, Chu Cheng asked the Kirby beast girl who had just been subdued.
After all, now that Kirby has become her own summoned beast, then she has to have a name, and if Kirby is her name and she likes it very much, then there is no point in naming her again, and her own wishes must be respected.
"No," the girl shook her head, "Kirby is just Kirby's name to the outside world, in fact, the original owner released Kirby before he could give him a new name......
Nima, how strict are you picky eaters, who released you before they could give you a new name? You're kidding me!
Chu Cheng suddenly wondered if his decision to subdue Kirby's beast mother just now was wrong......
"Yes, she's right," Qingxin added, "Some elves will refer to themselves as part of their race name if they face others alone after being humanized. ”
"That's right." Chu Cheng understood, when the Geely Egg Girl released the task before, she always called herself "Geely Geely", and it seems that this is one of the settings of this world.
"Then I'll give you a new name, let me think about it, hmm......" Chu Cheng lowered his head and thought for a while, then raised his head.
"Just call you a little beast, take the last word in your race name, and add the word 'small' in front of it, well, it's cute, and it matches your temperament." Chu Cheng pushed his glasses with a stern expression.
Well, this guy actually wanted to give Kirby Beast (Shou) Niang such a name for a long time, and he just pretended to think about it for a while.
"Is it cute? I think it's ordinary......" The girl frowned, obviously not very happy with the name, and she always felt that the name was a little strange, but she couldn't say it.
"Phew, this guy, what are you thinking about...... "Several girls who were more familiar with Chu Cheng were all blushing, don't look around, they all understood what the name meant.
"Huo'er thinks it's very cute, sister, you can call it a little beast in the future." Only Huo'er praised with a pure face, and she obviously didn't hear anything wrong with the name at all.
Huo'er Xiaochun also stepped forward to hold the girl's hand, and said with a happy smile: "It's good, Huo'er can have another sister in the future." ”
"Oh, yes...... Then Kirby will be called a little beast in the future, Sister Huo'er, thank you. The girl thought for a while and didn't come up with a reason, so she simply accepted the name and smiled at Huo'er, well, although they called each other how they listened to each other in terms of height and size.
"Hey......" Qingxin looked at the two girls who accepted it stupidly, and couldn't help but stop talking.
"What's wrong?" The two girls turned their heads to look at her, looking questioning.
"No, it's nothing......" Qingxin closed her mouth, this kind of thing, how could she say it as a girl!
The other girls are still blushing and looking away, this kind of thing is still a dead friend and not a poor one......
So the name of Kirby's beast girl came down like this.
"In other words, Qingxin, Huo'er, and Little Beast all have their own unique meanings, why do I have to call my name Xana? It sounds good, but it doesn't seem to have much meaning. Xia Na turned her head and asked Chu Cheng.
I'm dizzy, girl, haven't you noticed your style, with red hair like fire, sharp eyes, and a cold face, if you don't call you Xia Na, I'm sorry for a bunch of patients with nail uterine disease! Well, although the color of the pupils is a little wrong, the personality is a little different......
Chu Cheng, who had seen a certain inflammation and burning eyes, kept complaining in his heart.
"It's nothing, I like you to call it that." Of course, Chu Cheng wouldn't say the complaint in his heart, he just shook his head and said, Well, by the way, he also brushed his favorability.
"Oh, yes...... "Xana stopped talking, but there was a smile in her eyes, no matter how many times men say this, women will not get tired of it.
The group walked and talked, and soon returned to the village.
The first thing Chu Cheng did after returning to the village was to break into the house of the village elder.
Well, that's right, it was a break-in, and this thing is still thinking about the reward for completing the mission.
"Mr. Village Chief, we have solved the main problem of the riverbed drying up, now you only need to send someone to clean up the thorn bushes on the river, and the water upstream will flow down, and the problem of the water source will be completely solved."
Chu Cheng finished saying this as quickly as he could, and then stretched out his hand impatiently to the village elder.
"Oh, I already understand the specific situation, and on behalf of the whole village, I thank you for what you have done for our village." The village elder smiled and said to Chu Cheng and his party, as if he hadn't seen Chu Cheng's move.
"Hey, old man, where's the reward?" Chu Cheng was in a hurry, and he kept shaking the outstretched hand up and down in front of the village elder.
"Phew!" This guy was knocked out by Tomoko behind him.
"Don't be so rude to other people's grandfathers!" Tomoko shouted at someone who had fallen to the ground.
"Ahem...... Thank you, old man, I can't repay you for your contribution to our village, so I can only give you this life! Ahem...... Old woman, I'll go down to you, cough cough ......" The village chief's originally healthy-looking body suddenly became staggering somehow, and he staggered, limping into the wall.
"Village elder, don't!" Seeing the desperate posture of the village elder, several girls were so frightened that they stepped forward to hold him and helped him to the chair to sit down again.
"It's all you, you almost killed someone's grandfather!" The girls stared fiercely at Chu Cheng, who was still on the ground, looking at this Qi Cheng in amazement, especially Qingxin who stepped forward and stepped on him again.
I'm a man! Don't you see that this guy is pretending to be at all! Such a clumsy deception, Qingxin, your IQ was eaten by the dog!
"Ahem, I'm fine, thank you......" The old man of the village sat still, he pretended to gasp, and then actually began to rub the slender hand that supported his girl with his rough old hand.
"Sue grandpa, where are you going?" The village elder asked with a smile, and he touched his strength as he spoke.
Damn, this old man is so sexy, he must have harmed a lot of girls in your village when he was young, it seems that there is a sentence that is really true, it's not the old man who has become bad, but the bad guy who has become old.
Chu Cheng wanted to punch this old pervert at this time, but he was so hurt by the beatings just now that he could only stare at the current situation.
"We're going to the Traveling Gym to compete in the League, that ...... Grandpa, can you let go? Tomoko, who was touched, pulled out his hand vigorously, took a step back, and wiped the touched hand on his clothes without a trace.
"Gym race, I really miss it, I miss it when I was young......" The village elder ran away when he saw a piece of meat, and set his sights on the next girl.
Well, this one has a big breast, bigger than the one just now, yes, it's you.
“…… He is also very energetic, energetic, and can work tirelessly from morning to night......" The old man of the village said meat words as he struck another girl with his salty hand, and this time it became even more intense, and he actually stretched it straight towards the girl's upright buttocks.
Unfortunately, however, the village chief stepped on a landmine this time, and he aimed at a girl who should not be targeted, Xia Na, who had long red hair like a waterfall.
"Huh? Old man, do you want to die? ”
Before the village chief's groping pig hand could touch the fabric on his buttocks, the girl reached out like lightning, grabbed the village chief's wrist, and twisted it vigorously.
"Pain, pain, let go, it's going to break!" The village elder shouted with a headache, the strength of the elf mother is not something that humans can bear.
"Humph!" Xana snorted coldly, let go of her hand, and then wiped her hand on her clothes like Tomoko, and stood a few steps back, glancing at the village chief like a fly.
Seeing this, the other girls didn't know what the old man was thinking, so they stepped back one after another, staring at the old man in front of them with strange eyes.
"Hehe......" Looking at the movements of the girls, the village chief and the old man laughed dryly.
Well? There's also a girl here.,Hmm.,Although the boobs aren't big.,The ass isn't warped.,But she doesn't seem to care about what happened just now.,Hmm.,Maybe she's interesting to me.,Viagra X, which has been put on for decades.,Maybe it can finally be used tonight.,Hehe.。
If Chu Cheng knew what he was thinking, he would tell this old man very seriously, you Viagra X have already passed their expiration date, and if you take it forcibly, there is a high chance that some adverse reactions will occur. If you buy a fake, maybe your life will be gone. Therefore, how to distinguish between fake and real goods is related to the sexual well-being of the lower body, which is a very strict problem. Well, try to pay attention to buying bottles when you buy, and the authenticity rate of bottles is very high.
At this time, the old man of the village was obviously in a daze, and he actually stretched out his other hand again, which had not been grabbed by the wrist, and grabbed the buttocks of the girl who had not left yet.
"Shhh The other girls all gasped, this guy dared to come! Isn't he going to die?
Chu Cheng, who fell to the ground, looked around the house, it was empty, and there was no one else except them. He instantly understood why the village elder was so faint.
Alas, old man, it has been hard for you all these years.
Chu Cheng sighed secretly, quite a bit sad about the death of a rabbit and a fox.
"Grandpa, I'm hungry, do you have something to eat here?" Just as the village elder's groping pig hand was still swaying forward, the girl in front of him suddenly said.
"Yes, yes, there is still black chicken and lotus seed soup stewed on the stove." When the old man saw that the girl didn't dodge, he couldn't help but feel happy in his heart.
Anyway, this village is like this, this old man still has black chicken soup to eat at home, it's so rotten that it's not good.
"Then can you please have some fire? Just a little bit. The girl looked at the village elder with wide eyes and an innocent look.
"Okay, okay......" The village elder smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into a line, and he couldn't care about anything else in his heart.
It's almost, it's almost, and you can touch it right away......
The old man seemed to see the door of victory open towards him, and the girl's buttocks appeared at the door, shining.
"Thank you, old man, you're so nice." The girl grinned, and ran away in an instant, it seemed that she had gone to the stove to find the black chicken soup that the old man said. But everyone knows that what she says about "a little" is a lie, and the food will be wiped out in an instant no matter how many times it reaches her mouth.
Damn, it's almost!
The village elder watched with tears streaming down his eyes as the girl ran away from his eyes, and the door with the girl's buttocks slowly closed, farther and farther away from him, farther and farther away......
"Ahem......" Chu Cheng lay on the ground and watched the play for a long time, and at this time he had to get up and talk about the key points.
To be honest, he hasn't received a reward for completing the mission so far, so there may not be any mission here at all, it's just that he wishfully thinks that there is a mission here.
But in fact, he is not a loss, at least he has subdued the Kirby beast cat ear girl, well, he is a little closer to the road to the sea of stars, which is really gratifying.
"Hey, old man, who do you have here who can fix the Pokemon?" Since there is no task, Chu Cheng's tone will certainly not be much better.
However, the girls were obviously disgusted by the old man at this time, so they naturally didn't care what Chu Cheng did to him.
"Old man Wang at the east end of the bridge, he is an expert in electronic machinery......" The village elder's mind was full of the closed door at this time, his eyes were blank, and he just answered Chu Cheng's question mechanically.
"Oh, let's go." After getting the most important information, Chu Cheng and the girls left the village chief's house without looking back, leaving the village chief and the old man sitting there alone.
Therefore, it is only when youth slowly passes away that we wake up, discover its preciousness, and sigh for it.
The village chief is a good example, well, if he is 50 years younger, maybe he will succeed, after all, there is still a year under the control here.
(Ahem, the editor told me to redivide the chapters)