No one expected that Fat Mao had been lying on the door just now and eavesdropping.

After the ceremony, when the cave room was in the hole, Fatty Mao found that Bao Yuan, Du Muqing, and the mercenaries were missing.

Du Muqing's battle sequence when she is not in the cave room is just that, after all, she is a female doll after all, and it is inevitable that she will be ashamed when she is not light or heavy in the cave room, to be honest, it is just a matter of putting it on the young woman, and it is better for girls to be rare. The mercenary doesn't need to mention that he is Bao Yuan's follower, but if Bao Yuan is absent, Fat Mao will feel that this cave room is boring, and he always feels that something is missing. So Fatty Mao asked Ping Sigui and Song Peng: "Bao Yuan, Du Muqing, and Han Dan, where did those three fucked things go?" "Ping Sigui and Song Peng said, the two of them may have seen your kid get married in the heads of the brothers, and the two of them couldn't suppress the vulgar fire in their hearts, maybe, haha, secretly went back to the room to toss the wind in the bed......

is missing the first supporting role of Bao Yuan.

The cave room is not a ball.

Ping Sigui and Song Peng discussed coming to Bao Yuan, wanting to follow him.

When Fat Mao first came to the hotel, he happened to see Bao Yuan coming out of the mercenary room, quietly following behind, and eavesdropping on the door.

Everyone saw that the fat hair left the bride and came here alone, and felt that the boss was not suitable, and it stands to reason that oh, no, no matter how crooked it is, this is not the time to talk about buddy righteousness, and it is a critical time to drop the chain, and it is a good thing to go back and make a few more coolies for the society. Everyone listened to the fat hair seconded the proposal and said that they wanted to do exciting things with everyone, can this thing fucking agree.

Even if everyone nodded in agreement.

Fat fur also agreed.

The bride has to agree.

Song Peng's voice was full of expression, and he learned a serious lesson: "Eh." I said, Comrade Chubby. You're fucking married now, not in teenage battle sequence. It doesn't belong to the little kid who is making a fuss, the most important task of your kid at the moment is not to coax with everyone, you should fulfill the responsibility of a husband, kneel three times, bow three times, bow eight times, hand over a glass of wine, Qingqing and I have gone through the motions. You kid can't just talk to the bride and be done, you have to take some practical action and get married. The cave room is in, but the mother's pants are not taken off, this thing has not been done, it has not been done, I solemnly tell you, there was no such thing when it should be, boy, this is going to hurt the yin and the skull......"

"Poof~" Du Muqing almost didn't squirt out.

"What Song Lao said is very much, Comrade Chubby. You must accept it with an open mind, seriously understand it, and don't talk about it with your mouth, just like Chairman Mao and his old man taught. To be wet and dry......" Bao Yuan is very into the play.

"Yes, yes, wet and dry." Ping Sigui seconded the proposal.

"Comrade Chubby, although the four of us are not the future of the motherland. The sons and daughters born to your boy cannot be the leader of the country, although they cannot be the leaders of the country. But you have to remember. When you get married, you have the responsibility and obligation to pass on the incense of the Lao Jiang family, I think you are full of bows at the moment. If this arrow is not sent out, Shenzhou 12 may not be successfully launched because of you, so you should go back quickly! Song Peng said.

"What, Comrade Chubby, didn't you understand what Old Song said? The organization allows you to be presumptuous today, and allows you to shoot at your daughter-in-law, which is reasonable and legal! Bao Yuan said with a smile.

"I can see that it is not enough to have a literary fight, there must be a martial fight, we have to escort Xiaopang back to the cave room in person, and personally pick up the pants of the two of them." Ping Sigui said.

"Yes, you have to see them do practical things with your own eyes, otherwise this kid will be ruined!" Song Peng said.

"Poof~" Du Muqing squirted out another mouthful of saliva.

"Damn, the three of you are singing and playing very well, treating Lao Tzu as an animal, picking up your pants, and staring at doing practical things, damn!" Fat Mao sat down and said angrily.

"Haha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! ”

The four of them leaned forward and leaned back in laughter.

Fat Mao looked at the ceiling and let out a long breath, then said with a faint expression: "Eh, only with buddies is my happiest time, everyone has seen it, my family situation is really not the same, like this situation abounds all over the world, in fact, I am quite content, really, our four brothers are working in Xi'an, and they can't earn any money at all since graduation." Since I went back to the earth immortal with Bao Yuan, and entered the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain, I have figured out everything about the fat hair, what fucking emperors and generals, what fucking power is all over the world, in the end, isn't it a pile of loess, what, what, what, when you are alive, happy and happy is the most important thing......"

When he said this, all four nodded.

I heard Fatty Mao continue: "Brothers, to be honest, my parents forced me to get married when I went home this time, there is no way, there is really no way, and I don't want to live like this." We all live in the sheepfold, there is an iron law in China, the poorer the family, the more afraid that the child will not be able to marry a daughter-in-law, and the poorer the person will marry a daughter-in-law, the sooner the daughter-in-law will marry. But it's that little bit of, people who are running around for life every day, the family is poor, and they add a mouth, and it is legal, and they may worry about their own women running away with others at any time, maybe they accidentally hit the bullet that day, and they opened their mouths, saying that it sounds like an adult, and they are fathers, but the level of living has dropped a lot, and they don't dare to smoke cigarettes, they dare not drink alcohol, they want to rest for a while, and they think of children, wives, and parents still need to raise, this feeling sometimes thinks about it, it's really not a human life......"

When Fatty Mao said this, Ping Sigui and Song Peng's eyes were wet.

Yes, indeed.

Du Muqing originally didn't understand these truths, she didn't know what the concept of lack of money was since she remembered, and she couldn't help but have tears in her eyes at this time.

The cheerful atmosphere of the gag suddenly turned serious.

I heard Fatty Mao say again: "Bao Yuan, you kid is really a blessing, I don't know how much blessing I have accumulated in my previous life, catching up with such a good woman as Mu Qing." As a buddy, I bless you, although I know that the Du family has failed, just like the Red Mansion "Dream of Red Mansions" said, suddenly the lama is like a building falling, but it will never be miserable like the lights are about to end...... Some people say that what kind of circle of friends you know in China is what you are, and this is not true at all. Although my fat hair is not satisfactory, but I have three good buddies, Bao Yuan, Song Peng, and Ping Sigui, you say, you want to discuss going to do business, can you leave me behind? ”

Bao Yuan snorted casually: "Can't!" "I immediately thought in my heart, I was hit, and the fat hair was shifting my thinking.

Fat Mao looked at Du Muqing and said, "Muqing, to be honest, I have been adrift in Xi'an for a few years, and I have never seen 10,000 yuan on the card." Bao Yuan, Song Peng, and Ping Sigui all know that we proposed to make a fortune in the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain, before you joined the team, the four of us only scraped together 8,000 yuan, eh, just Sanjira's bastard asked for 5,000 yuan to lead the way, not to say how dark people's hearts are, but the general lack of money, Chairman Mao said that we live in the third world is not false at all. I was lost in the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain for five years, but after I came out, Mu Qing gave me 100,000 fat hair, 100,000 ah, what a grace this is, this has surpassed the friendship of buddies, we are brothers and sisters, who will give money in China, the government, when I hear it, my hands are shaking when I take the 100,000 yuan, really, I can't hold so much for ten years of part-time work, without this 100,000 yuan, I can't even get married......"

When Bao Yuan heard this, tears came down again.

Fat hair is right.

There is a living example in Bao Yuan's village, saying that there is a person named Yang Haibo, who is the same age as Bao Yuan.

When Yang Haibo got married, the family really couldn't come up with the money, but on the day of the wedding, the woman asked for an extra sum of money, and Yang Haibo's father Yang Renhou fainted anxiously.

One penny forced down the hero, and five cents forced down Taihang Mountain.

Bao Yuan had already realized just now that the fat hair was around, and he wanted to follow everyone to go to the earth immortals again, and he was unwilling to make money, and it was not for the sake of entering a god tomb for another five years. He wants to work hard, wants to change the status quo, and will never fight Du Muqing's landlord again, and Du Muqing has no capital to fight for them.

"Fat hair, I guess you heard that Lao Tzu has become an economic pacesetter, I really don't understand what's going on, don't worry, no matter who among our buddies makes a fortune, they won't forget everyone." Bao Yuan patted his chest.

"Yes, Fat Hair, how could we leave you alone, but you must know that you are now married, go back to the cave house first, and then talk about the matter of the earth immortals." Song Peng said.

"Brothers, please rest assured, the daughter-in-law married by Lao Tzu is not an uncivilized person, as long as he can earn money, it is not impossible, but there is a little prostitution and gambling......"

Du Muqing glanced at Bao Yuan, Bao Yuan understood, nodded slightly, Du Muqing looked at Fatty Mao and said: "Fatty Mao, although I haven't been with you for a long time, I think the four of you are often bickering, but none of you have bad intentions, this is what I am most pleased with, and it is because of this that I will take a fancy to Bao Yuan's thorn." Fat hair, I want to ask you something, how is the dowry of the insect shining a snail coffin, could it be that the ancestor of the insect shining is also a walking immortal? ”

"I can't hide it, Mu Qing, I am also skeptical about this, you all know that my new daughter-in-law is the dragon who raised her head. Although the dragon raised his head and had a bit of a relationship with the world, I knew that he would definitely not send a top girl to Lao Tzu, maybe he was also a fairy, but this layer of window paper had not been pierced, but I knew that Worm Twinkle would do tricks, and it was much more stakes than those on TV" (to be continued............

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