Chapter Seventy-Six: Spider Silk
The temperature of the underground cave was gradually rising, and the fat man couldn't help but start complaining about the unbearable heat, in order to ease the tense atmosphere of everyone, I lost no time in teasing him: "Where is there so strict zhòng here, why don't I feel particularly hot." It's all because you're too fat, that's why you're not heat-tolerant. ”
When the fat man heard this, he said to me angrily: "Master, this is strong, not fat." Only fat people are afraid of heat, you know a ball. ”
The black-clothed chubby who had been entangled around the fat man immediately nodded in agreement, and lost no time in interjecting: "I'm also strong, not fat." ”
When Kun Ba heard this, he immediately scolded him and said, "Adults talk, how can you interject, go to the side and cool down." ”
As soon as Kun Ba spoke, the black-clothed little fat immediately closed his mouth like a frosted eggplant, not daring to make another sound.
As a result, Kun Ba scolded the fat man in black, and the fat man walking beside him was unhappy, and said to Kun Ba angrily: "You girl, you also don't like the fat man?" ”
Kunba heard the fat man angry at him, and immediately said with a smiling face, "Where will it be." Don't get me wrong, fat brother, I'm afraid that my people are ignorant and will bump into you by talking casually. ”
The fat man glanced at Kun Ba, and then said to the air in front of him: "I will cover the little fat man in black after that, who dares to bully him, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people." ”
Kunba knew that the fat man's words to the air were for him, and he obviously knew that these words were not right for people, and he didn't know how he provoked the fat man, so that he couldn't see himself well.
I listened to it on the sidelines and laughed, the fat man couldn't get used to being timid and bullying his subordinates Kunba. But people are also the leaders of the craftsmen in the capital, the leader of a sect, how can they blatantly say that they are covering other people's subordinates under their noses. This is not a blatant attempt to ridicule people's incompetence and slap them in the face.
But in front of everyone, I can't say anything about the fat man, his personality of making enemies for himself for no reason is not something that can be changed overnight, as the saying goes: The country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change!
However, I have the same thoughts as the fat man, and we both look down on Kunba. I feel that although this person is timid, he is very scheming, and when he encounters danger, he will definitely abandon his friends and ignore it. If you choose to run for your life, you may even be behind your back, using others as a shield to save your life. Look at these of his men. All of them are stupid and stupid, and they simply want to die. It is estimated that I will help count the money if I am sold, and I especially like these big men in black from the bottom of my heart.
After the fat man showed his attitude, he was about to walk sideways, and the little fat man in black was close to the fat man every step of the way. I squinted at Kunba, and although he had a smile on his face, he still habitually smiled with his fingers, but I saw certain changes in his eyes, unusual changes.
I deeply feel that Kunba's inconsistent kung fu is very good. When ordinary people encounter this situation, they will smile awkwardly and be silent. And he smiled calmly, his eyes flowed, and people like him were all too familiar with the thoughts in their hearts.
Because fat people often say: I am this kind of person who has no skin and no face, and is quite scheming.
I'll admit that the fat man is right, I am indeed this kind of person. A loyal and courageous minister once said: "If a traitor is treacherous, a loyal minister will be more cunning than a traitor, or he will not be able to fight a traitor." "I am a big admirer of this, knowing that if you are not more tactful and cunning than your enemies, then you will only be played by them.
And as long as I uphold a clear conscience and don't have a hurtful heart, if I am all like a fat man with an upright temperament and a straight voice, then in this group of inverted craftsmen who are confused and complex, I don't know how long I can survive?
Once people go down to the tomb and see countless gold, silver and jewelry, the slightest spiritual omission, the demon in the heart will swallow up your reason in an instant, greed and suspicion will occupy the entire territory, who can ensure that your friends who were born and died with you before will not kill you for profit.
As I continued to walk through the dark underground, I watched Kun Hachi's actions from time to time, consciously or unconsciously, as he walked, muttering something to the people next to him, but there were a few people between him and me, and his volume was so low that I couldn't hear what he was saying at all.
I'm used to paying for the fat man's words and actions without brains, he acts without scheming, I have to guard against him, this is a wordless tacit understanding between brothers.
I was distracted, but I didn't notice my feet, and suddenly I accidentally fell on a.
The fat man laughed loudly on the side, and said to me mockingly: "Lao Zheng, are you sleepwalking? Why don't you look at your feet? ”
I scolded in my heart: Dead fatty, I fell like this because of you, if it weren't for the fact that you didn't have a door on your mouth, and you offended people everywhere without knowing it, I would have been distracted by wrestling because I was on your guard.
I fell very hard, and when I fell, it seemed that I had hit a big rock under my stomach, and it hurt so much that I couldn't get up for a long time.
At this moment, someone next to me reached out and tried to lift me up from the ground. I grabbed the arm of the person next to me and tried hard, but instead of getting up from the ground, I stumbled the person who was helping me and almost didn't fall.
I was taken aback and thought: What's going on?
The fat man joked next to him: "Lao Zheng, did you fall and swelled." ”
I ignored the fat man's quip and put my hands on the ground and pushed upwards with all my might, only to find that my entire abdomen from the chest down to the ground seemed to be glued to the ground, and I couldn't separate from the ground.
At this time, I realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly said to the fat man who was standing next to me watching the excitement: "Stop talking nonsense, quickly pull me up from the ground." ”
The fat man saw that my face was not right, and knew that the situation was different, so he hurriedly walked over with a few people, grabbed my hands with all hands and feet, and shouted in unison, "One, two, three, up." ”。
As a result, I was only able to leave the ground above my stomach, and my lower body was still firmly attached to the ground, unable to get up.
My arms were pulled in pain, and under my body, it was as if countless hands were pulling at my body, preventing me from leaving the ground, and my waist was about to break.
As a result, at this moment, I suddenly heard the fat man exclaim: "I'm cǎo, Lao Zheng, why did you become a spider, and you actually spit silk under your buttocks?" ”
The fat man suddenly exclaimed, "I've become a spider and spin silk."
When I heard this, I hurriedly looked down at my body. At this time, the upper part of my body was pulled up by everyone, showing a 30-degree oblique angle and hanging in mid-air, and there was indeed a large amount of spider silk between the lower body and the ground, just like pulling a sweet potato, like a thousand strands of silver hair.
When I saw this, I felt my scalp tingle, and what I was most afraid of was spiders, but I didn't expect to fall on the spider silk, and I immediately yelled in horror: "Get me up, I've fallen on the spider's web." ”
The others who were standing in the distance watching the excitement didn't understand what was going on. But when they saw me yelling and screaming, they knew that the situation was serious, and immediately all of them gathered around me and began to rescue me, and the people who were panicked suddenly became a pot of porridge.
I saw that some people reached out and pulled my pants, others hugged my thighs, many people began to pull my clothes, and then all of them pulled hard in all directions. This group of saviors who rushed to the hospital in a hurry, no one stood up to command, and all of them pulled my body in all directions, almost splitting my body.
I screamed in pain from the chaotic pulling, and everyone hurriedly let go of my body and tore the spider silk beneath me instead. As a result, the spider silk was extremely sticky, and many people's hands were glued, and the exclamations were endless.
I looked at the crowd of people who were turned on their backs just because of spider silk, my brows were twisted into a lump, and I said to myself: Can we win in this treacherous battle?
After a lot of people's tossing, the spider silk under me was almost gone, because most of it was wrapped around the clothes and pants of the person who rescued me. After the unremitting efforts of everyone, I was finally rescued, and I was helped to the side to rest, and sat on the ground, leaning against the damp dirt wall to gasp.
I looked down at myself for a while, and found that I really looked like a wolf, with half of the trouser leg missing from my left leg, and my clothes were so tattered that I couldn't hide my body at all, and I couldn't help but smile when I saw that I was made a wolf by spider silk.
As a result, there was a sudden and incomparable pain between the ribs. I thought to myself: I must have been hit by a protruding rock on the ground when I fell just now.
I stood up, rubbing my aching ribs as I walked to the spot where I had fallen, which was now full of people.
I squeezed through the crowd and found that on the potholed ground, there was a beast skull covered in layers of spider webs, the beast skull was very clean, without a trace of skin and muscles, like a cow or a horse, I am not a zoologist, I can't tell what kind of animal it is, maybe it is an antelope or something. I must have fallen on this bone, so my ribs were injured.
Most of the spider silk on the animal bones has been inadvertently destroyed by us, and only then did the withered white animal bones inside be revealed. Looking at the strange and hideous beast bones, the heart said: This underground cave is strange and unpredictable, and there is a rotten breath of death everywhere, and this beast bone looks like the bones left over from the prey after being killed and eaten.
If this dark underground is inhabited by animals of this size that can hunt and kill such a large size, it is estimated that sooner or later our group of people will inevitably become their meal. (To be continued......)