Chapter 865: Another nosebleed

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"A good harvest, four eggs, plus such thick bird legs, is definitely enough for us to have a full meal......" Yang An said with a smile.

"You want to be beautiful, these are not for you!" Li Jiayu snorted.

"I don't eat eggs and legs... What should I eat, is it possible, do I want to eat you......" Yang An's eyes swept around Li Jiayu's chest, and smiled evilly.

"You are weak, you must eat a little nutritious food, rash eating meat, eggs and other rough food, I am afraid it will have a great impact on your recovery, so I specially brought you a bird's head...... Well, this is it. ”

As he spoke, Li Jiayu took out a bird's head that had been flattened by a stone from behind him, this bird's head was quite hideous, not only the head broke the blood, but even the brains flowed out, a pair of bird's eyes turned outward, and there was no bird feather on the top of the head, which looked quite disgusting......

"Po"

Li Jiayu threw the bird's head in front of Yang An, raised her round and lovely chin, and commanded Yang An condescendingly:

"See, this is your breakfast! Listen to me, don't look at these brains with a fishy smell, but after my speculation, this kind of brains is definitely a healing elixir, drink a sip to strengthen the body, drink two sips of longevity and longevity, drink three sips of straight feathers and ascend to immortals, Yang An, what are you waiting for, don't delay any longer, hurry up and drink the brains! ”

"Uh...... I think it's better to forget it, I'm afraid I'll be poisoned..."

Yang An swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, looked at the disgusting bird's head on the ground with some embarrassment, and then looked at the radiant Li Jiayu. Teasing:

"Jiayu, if you are really worried about my injury, you can help me massage it or give me a warm hug...... Did you know that the power of love is endless......"

"Don't be disgusting, if you are in heat, do you want me to go out and catch a female monkey for you to vent your desires?" Li Jiayu rolled her eyes and said disdainfully.

"Jiayu. I ......"

Yang An was speechless for a while, he really didn't expect Li Jiayu to be so vulgar, Li Jiayu was so gentle and cute when she was drunk last night. is full of the demeanor of a goddess, and her gestures are full of charm, and she blushes at every turn. But why did she come together this morning, she became a different person, and she was extremely cold to Yang An.

"What are you, oh, don't you like a female monkey to satisfy you, well, for our sake, I can help you go out and catch a few more female monkeys...... If you're still not satisfied, then I can also help you catch a female boar, or a female velociraptor catch. Anyway, you have a aura, as long as you are shocked, these female animals will definitely be whitewashed and let you do it......" Li Jiayu shrugged her shoulders, looking extremely arrogant.

"Jiayu. I'm not interested in animals, I'm only ...... you"

"Alright, less nonsense! I finally risked my life to kill that strange bird, the purpose of which was to take its brains and make up for your body. You are grateful on the left, and affectionate on the right, why am I now looking for the healing elixir for you, but you don't appreciate it, and say, Yang An, do you look down on me! ”

Speaking of the last sentence, Li Jiayu was actually furious, and she took a step forward and picked up Yang An's chin.

"It's not ......" Yang An was a little embarrassed, he has always been an extremely strong person, but he was only nervous in front of Li Jiayu, it was easy to mess up, the so-called concern was chaotic, the more he loved Li Jiayu, the easier it was to fall into the magic barrier, especially now that he was seriously injured and had to rely on Li Jiayu's care.

"Not? Then you've drunk those brains...... Yang An's face turned blue and red for a while, and finally he was forced by Li Jiayu to be helpless, and thought that this was something Li Jiayu gave him, even if it was poison, he was willing to drink it!

After hesitating for a moment, Yang An picked up the bird's head with trembling hands, then opened his mouth, squeezed the broken wound of the bird's head with both hands, and only heard the sound of "coo", a fishy brains splashed into Yang An's mouth, and the fishy and salty brains made Yang An almost want to vomit, but because of Li Jiayu's face, he still swallowed it in his stomach......

Seeing Yang An's painful expression, Li Jiayu next to him showed a sly smile.

Hehe, in his previous life, Yang An didn't rely on Ivy as a military advisor, so he used tricks to trap Li Jiayu many times, and Li Jiayu was often chased and killed by Yang An and Ivy and his wife...... never thought that in this life, Li Jiayu would also have the opportunity to trick Yang An and force him to eat such disgusting things.

No......

It's still not enough brains, and if there is a chance in the future, I have to force Yang An to eat dinosaur feces, completely ruining Yang An's dignity!

There was really a moment when Li Jiayu had the pleasure of succeeding in his treacherous scheme......

It seems that carrying this goddess body is not all bad, at least you can play with Yang An in applause and call him like a dog, isn't it......

"I'm done eating, it tastes good, Jiayu, I specially left some for you, your body hasn't recovered yet, do you want to try it too?"

Yang An wiped the gray brain at the corner of his mouth, his face was about to turn black, and the strong feeling of vomiting made his facial features distorted, but he still tried his best to put on a casual expression, but the sweat on his forehead had already flowed down.

"No need, just drink it yourself, hey, remember to drink more......"

"Let's drink together, so that it can be emotional." Yang An said with a smile.

"Whoever has an affair with you, self-inflicted!"

Li Jiayu snorted, seeing that Yang An was almost abused, she felt a little relieved, and when she thought that she could slowly abuse Yang An on a desert island in the future, Li Jiayu was a little inexplicably looking forward to and excited.

However, her attention quickly turned to today's breakfast.

Because she vomited up the contents of her stomach bag last night, Li Jiayu was already hungry and her stomach was growling, and if she didn't supplement her nutrition, she was afraid that she would really be too weak to walk.

The leg meat of the strange bird is quite rough, firm and flexible, and it is even more tricky than elephant meat, if not cooked. It's hard to swallow at all.

But the problem is, there is no fire in this cave at all!

Last night's bonfire had already been extinguished in the early hours of the morning.

"Hey, Yang An, can you drill wood to make fire again?"

"Can... Of course I can ......" Yang An responded, and wanted to stand up, but he was only halfway there. The wounds on his legs and feet were cracked again.

"Don't be strong, you can be a fart! Hmph, what a useless thing. Looks like I'm still coming! ”

There are still some pieces of hardwood, pointed sticks, and some dry moss left from last night's collection, and it should be no problem to drill wood for fire. Li Jiayu squatted on the ground, picked up the sharp wooden strip and approached the hardwood block, turning his hands.

It's a pity that Li Jiayu's ** strength is too small, and it is not much better than ordinary women, and after drilling for more than ten minutes, there is still no white smoke coming out......

"Damn, why can't it......"

Li Jiayu was very angry, Yang An just turned around casually last night, and the flames were whirring. Why can't she be in her turn......

Yang An was silently dripping nosebleeds in the back, and her eyes would lock on Li Jia's ** curve from time to time, Li Jiayu's dragon leather pants were a little loose, but she was now squatting on the ground and tightening her pants. Outlined an extremely beautiful hip curve, the first thing that caught his eye was the unique round buttocks, which were slightly backward along the body, and swayed gently because of the action of drilling wood for fire, which made Yang An's blood angry.

"Yang An, why did you have a nosebleed again!"

Suddenly. Li Jiayu turned her head, but saw that Yang An had a large patch of blood on his chest, and he also looked demented, as if he had a nervous disorder.

"Ahem......"

Yang An couldn't tell the truth about the sequelae of monkey wine aphrodisiac, so he had to dodge his gaze and smile without smiling:

"Looks like the brain pulp you just gave me was poisonous...... The poison made my brain uncomfortable, and my nosebleeds were ......"

"Oh, then you go ahead and stream a little more."

"Good ......"

"What a fart! If you look at it again, believe it or not, I gouged out your dog's eyes! Do you really think of me Li Jiayu as a fool! ”

"Jiayu, there are two reasons... You are in such a good figure, the so-called fair lady, the gentleman, you are so beautiful, how can I not look at it, hehe, I think you are a good wife...... Of course, the main reason is also the brain of the strange bird, which seems to have an aphrodisiac and aphrodisiac effect......"

"Shut up! Don't try to bluff me! ”

Li Jiayu has been unable to live in the wild for a long time, and she has long been holding back her breath in her heart, and now Yang An still dares to play tricks, she really wants to immediately lift a stone and smash Yang An's head out of her brain!

"Jiayu, take your time, don't be in a hurry, it's all about patience when drilling wood for fire......"

"I'm telling you to shut up!"

In this kind of wilderness, it is not easy to drill wood to make fire, but it just rained heavily last night, and the whole forest is wet, and there is no other way to make fire......

In desperation, Li Jiayu had no choice but to sit on the ground and rest for more than an hour, barely recovering a trace of spiritual power, and then reciting the incantation, his fingers were like butterflies wearing flowers, posing with all kinds of graceful and mysterious handprints.

"Clay Bomb!"

Li Jiayu condensed all his spiritual power and summoned a fist-sized clay spider, and as soon as it appeared, it immediately climbed onto the hardwood block, and then exploded with a bang.

After the smoke and dust billowed and the fire disappeared, I saw that the wooden block had already filled with flames......

"Eh, Jiayu, you're still a summoner?"

Yang An was surprised, he knew that Li Jiayu was the goddess of light, and he knew that Li Jiayu was a mermaid......

But it was the first time he had seen Li Jiayu perform the summoning spell with his own eyes!

"What, what's so strange? You Yang An have four major inheritances, and what is so strange about me having three or two inheritances? ”

Li Jiayu glanced at Yang An nonchalantly, and then put the dry moss sawdust on the flame, making the fire bigger and bigger.

Later, Li Jiayu went out to find some wet twigs, which have very good waterproofness, and after peeling off the bark, the wood inside is still dry and easy to ignite.

After a lot of effort, the new bonfire was finally made vigorous, and at this time, Li Jiayu was able to roast the bird's leg meat and eggs, and make a breakfast for himself and Yang An that could be swallowed......

No, it's not breakfast anymore, it's lunch. (To be continued)

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