08 You're clearly lying!
"Woo-hee-hee-hee-hee......"
The crane house monster who got the opportunity to ask questions stared at Chu Xuan with a smile, and everyone subconsciously held their breath, not knowing how she would embarrass Chu Xuan.
Tsuruya blinked, suddenly straightened his face, and asked seriously:
"Have you eaten?"
"Didn't eat it."
Chu Xuan pushed down his reflective glasses and replied lightly.
"Oh, let's eat it then."
Tsuruya held back a smile as he handed over his lunch.
Not...... It's clear that Tsuruya is the one who lost in this game, but her unusually happy appearance makes people can't help but feel a feeling of "losing" from the bottom of their hearts, which is really unpleasant.
When Chu Xuan took a fried shrimp from her lunch box with an expressionless face, Tsuruya finally couldn't bear it anymore, hurriedly put down the lunch box, rested his head on the table, and burst into laughter while holding his stomach:
"Wha...... Woo-hee-hee-hee...... Chu Xuan, you're so funny, really, really laughing at me! ”
At this time, three black lines were drawn on the brains of the others, beads of sweat appeared on their foreheads, and they squinted expressionlessly at the crane house who didn't know which tendon was wrong.
Was the conversation interesting? Can anyone explain what's interesting?
"Smack!"
Chun Yue raised his eyebrows a little annoyed, slapped the table hard, and said very dissatisfied:
"It's totally wrong, it's a complete foul!
Alright, let's get back to smoking.
But the next person to ask the question is not allowed to ask any more nonsense questions, and neither is the knowledge quiz!
It must be an interesting question that is relevant to the respondent himself/herself! ”
"Well...... I'm sorry, but I suddenly thought it would be funny to ask that, and it was my fault. ”
Seeing that Haruya seemed to be seriously a little angry, Tsuruya finally stopped laughing, raised a hand with a happy face, and honestly admitted his mistake to everyone.
"So...... Next......"
Gu Quan resumed the lottery with a helpless smile, while Chun Yue leaned the back of the chair, crossed his hands in front of his chest, and sat on the steel tube chair with his arms crossed, supervising him with a serious face.
"Cool Palace...... Spring said. ”
This time, Furuquan finally drew the name of the proposer of the game.
Then, as if he had some kind of premonition, with a mysterious smile with a deep meaning, he reached into the bag again and pulled out the name of the second person very casually.
"Chu Xuan."
This is probably the providence of heaven in the dark, or rather, the "providence" is like this, in short, there are not only people who are not surprised by Gu Quan.
"Good! Finally it's my turn!
The head of this group will show you what questions you should ask at this time.
Listen to me with your ears pricked up, that's why I'm the head of the regiment and you are the root cause of the regiment.
If you don't find this gap, you'll never be able to catch up with me, let alone surpass me, the greatest leader in the history of the SOS regiment! ”
Chun Yue waved her fist excitedly, and almost taught her the uncompetitive members of the group a lesson with an ear-to-ear posture.
"No, no...... I don't think it's possible for humans to surpass you......"
After listening to Chun Yue's somewhat exuberant impromptu speech, Xuzi tilted his head to the side very unmotivated, squinted at the ground with empty eyes, and lazily spit out.
"Void son! You've always been like this, and humans can't move on!
Even if I am a monument that cannot be surpassed by human beings, as long as you keep climbing with my goal, one day, when you look back, you will find that you have climbed to a height that you thought was unattainable! ”
Chun said that she used her excellent eloquence to inspire her members with passion, and it was a pity that this guy didn't teach the incubators.
Simply, let's establish a cult ~ sect with Chun Yue as the object of worship now-although the "organ" where Gu Quan is located seems to be an organization similar to the surname.
It's a pity that except for the unusually simple Shi Jiuru, no one will be affected by her brainwashing radio waves, and Xuzi, who is the only conscience of the SOS group, is even more lazy to move, and is very lazy and casually perfunctory:
"Yes, yes...... I'm really sorry, it's all because of me, all of humanity can't move forward, I'm a child who shouldn't have been born.
Sorry, humans.
Sorry Earth. ”
"Hmph...... Forget it, I'm used to it now. ”
Chun Yu hated the iron and glared at the Xuzi who was not cooperating at all, and decided not to see her anymore.
However, in fact, between Chun Yue and "Xuzi", only the memories of the last few days are real, and the previous "memories" belong to Ah Xu, who was tragically motherized.
"Chu Xuan, listen to me!"
Chun Yue stilted Erlang's legs on the chair, raised his hand to pull the hair back from his ears, and asked Chu Xuan very imposingly:
"When was your first kiss?"
"Hey...... That's a bit too much...... It's a personal one. ”
Chu Xuan didn't say anything yet, and Xuzi protested for him first.
And Chun Yue's pretended serious pretty face was also a little red, but she still forcibly defended herself:
"Whew, whew! Isn't it fun to play a game of truth or dare to ask this kind of question?
If Chu Xuan didn't want to answer, he just had to accept the punishment honestly! ”
Chunyue's statement is also very reasonable, isn't the legendary girls~talk also this kind of problem that makes people blush and heartbeat a little.
It may be that she was persuaded by Chun Yue, or it may be because she was also very interested in Chu Xuan's answer, so Xuzi only protested weakly and stopped insisting.
The room suddenly became unusually quiet, and everyone closed their mouths tightly, paying attention to Chu Xuan's actions, not knowing whether he would answer honestly or use one of the dishes in the bento to get by.
Although Chu Xuan's bento was terrifyingly big, even if Chun Yue Sheng walked away with a box full of food, there was a lot left, but Chu Xuan did not choose to pass the test in a foolish way, but pushed down his reflective glasses very modestly, and answered Chun Yue's question very seriously:
"May 28, 1999, 2:30~2:13."
"What?"
Chu Xuan suddenly reported a detailed time like an electronic clock, and he was a little puzzled to hear that Chun Yue and everyone were a little puzzled.
"The time of my first kiss."
Chu Xuan replied expressionlessly in a flat tone as always, he didn't feel embarrassed at all, it was really boring.
"Huh? Didn't that just happen a few days ago?
But why is time reversed?
And 2:30~2:13...... Isn't that early in the morning?
This time the first kiss, then the next ...... Xiu Xiu ~ Chu Xuan is really h......"
After listening to Chu Xuan's answer, the members of the SOS group had different expressions, only the "unknown truth" Tsuruya questions were one after another, and they were still a little ill-intentioned.
"Well......"
For some reason, Chun Yue's cheeks were a little red, and his eyes were a little flickering.
After all, this kind of ** thing, not only the person who said it is embarrassed, but also the person who listens will also feel embarrassed.
But Chun Yue still tried his best to maintain a serious expression, and asked Youxi next to Chu Xuan with a straight face and pretending to be calm:
"Youxi, could it be that Chu Xuan, a perverted idiot, has done anything to you?
If so, don't hesitate to speak up, and I'll call the police immediately. ”
“……”
Yuki shook his head expressionlessly, and his eyes, which seemed to be made of inorganic matter, did not blink.
"So, did Chu Xuan go out that night?
Is there anyone else in the family besides the two of you? ”
Haruyu continued to ask noncommittally, and Youxi paused for a moment, as if seriously recalling the scene a few days ago, and then shook his head again.
That night, Chu Xuan did not "go out" of the door, but was directly caught by Chun Yue into the locked space, and when he came back, he also did not pass through the door.
"The facts are already obvious, you didn't go out that night, and you didn't make a move on Yuki, so how could you have the object of your first kiss!
If all impossible conclusions are excluded, then the rest of the conclusions, no matter how bizarre and implausible, must be irrefutable facts.
So—you're clearly lying! ”
At this moment, as if a detective was possessed, Chun Yue pointed at Chu Xuan and shouted loudly - and she didn't know when she wore a red armband with the words "Detective" written on it with a black strange pen on her left arm.
Although there is no "swear in my grandfather's name", "there is only one truth" or anything, but Sherlock? The name of Sherlock Holmes is also known to everyone.
It's a pity that Chu Xuan didn't die or confess his guilt like those villains who were exposed by detectives, which made Chun Yue's sense of accomplishment seriously shrink.
However, this time she didn't think too much about it, she just mercilessly took the largest piece of tonkatsu from Chu Xuan's lunch, as if she was satisfied.
Next, Gu Quan drew lots a few more times, and Chun said that the game was over.
After all, it's a waste of time to always ask and answer like this, and the hungry spring doesn't want to wait for the lunch break to end before taking the bento to class and continuing to eat.
Although the game is over, the bento festival is still very lively, and everyone except Furuizumi exchanges and tastes each other's bento, driven by the joyful Tsuruya and the inexplicably happy Haruyo.
- Although three of them are from the hand of Ariki, who has never said a word, as if it were part of the background picture of this department.
And before, when he was caught off guard, he passively accepted Chu Xuan's "ah~" feeding Xuzi (there was no one!). Although he was still a little embarrassed to look at Chu Xuan squarely, under the instigation of Tsuruya and Chunyue, he still said the tsundere line of "No, don't make a mistake, it's not for the dishes you made yourself", and exchanged lunches with Chu Xuan and tasted each other's lunches.
However, what Xuzi said was not a tsundere line, she was not interested in doing housework, and she only got a passing grade in the cooking class.
She and her sister had their daily bento boxes prepared by their mother – and often leftovers from the night before.
(To be continued)