The departure was rather hasty.

So much so that Ah Shirui complained constantly along the way, and the peach-colored edge show that made his eyes widen suddenly changed to a speeding road. Oh, not to mention how lost Ah Shirui's mood was, he kept chattering that he had been waiting for several days, and in the show, the woman with the cheongsam in the highest position finally appeared, just waiting for Ah Shirui to turn around and reveal the looming charming area. Hula, Song Peng fell from the sky, without saying a word, inhumanely took Ashirui away from the bed, stuffed into the car like cotton, this practice is too barbaric, I didn't consider Ashirui's feelings at all, it was simply inhumane.

Sun Panzi was very disdainful when he heard it, and sighed again and again and said that the people of the Qin Dynasty were so virtuous?

Ping Sigui disagreed, and said with a serious disgust: "Ashirui, I can't wronged you, Ping Ye then downloaded a few island blockbusters for you, and you are cool!" ”

Du Muqing didn't know what to do.

What does cheongsam have to do with island blockbusters?

Before Du Muqing and Bao Yuan dating, it can be said unashamedly that the pure cannot be purpure anymore, Du Muqing doesn't know what the island country movie represents? She didn't understand Ping Sigui's words, she only knew Kurosawa Akira in the film industry, but she didn't know that there was also a theme about cheongsam in Japanese blockbusters, so she asked: "Ping Sigui, what do you mean by island country blockbuster?" How? Japanese people also love to wear cheongsam? And this kind of movie? Hey, why have my aunts never heard of it......"

"Poof~"

Bao Yuan almost squirted out.

The steering wheel clenched in his hand immediately deviated, and a slight movement almost caused the car to overturn.

Fortunately, there are many people in the car.

Hehe, otherwise the consequences would be really unimaginable.

Fat Mao shouted in fright: "Little Master Bao, Lao Tzu broke back to Tanggula Mountain with you." Isn't it exciting? It's really exciting! But compared to sitting in the car driven by the little lady, Lao Tzu's little heart is always hanging in the sky. It seems that this can no longer be described with words such as 'hanging, dangerous, frightened, and afraid', and it is simply dead! ”

"Not bad. Not bad! Have you ever watched the American blockbuster "Fast and Furious"? Oh, in my opinion, Mrs. Bao is better than the characters in the movie! Song Peng sat in the second row, and involuntarily tightened his seat belt after this danger.

Returned safely from the two tombs of the ancient gods.

Planted in the hands of Bao Yuan, the wrecking ball driver, this is too urine (sui)!

Arriving in Zhengzhou, Du Muqing and Fang Yujie both got out of the car, Fang Yujie stared at Bao Yuan before leaving, and said with a straight face: "Hi." Green-headed stinky flies, put Mu Qing in my hands and you will put one hundred and twenty hearts, I promise to bring her back, no matter what you do on the dog day, pay attention to safety! ”

Bao Yuan is used to wigging: "Eh, Yujie, this is it, if you lose Xiaoqing, then what should I do?" ”

"I'll lose a new one!" Fang Yujie didn't blink his eyes.

"Huh. Yujie, you were fooled, you are far from arguing with him, there are words in his words...... "Du Muqing hasn't finished speaking." I only listened to Bao Yuan's ill-intentioned joke and said: "It's okay, it's okay, Yujie." If you take Xiaoqing away, I'll put one hundred and twenty hearts, and it doesn't matter if you lose it. Then I will pay you to me, and I will ......."

Fang Yujie glanced at it fiercely, snorted and said, "Virtue! Punching sex! Urine sex! Just rush to this urine ball sex of your dog's day. As long as I meet a handsome guy, a beautiful man, and a little fresh meat, I will immediately send Mu Qing to him unconditionally, cow, I'll let you cow, hum, remember, Bao Yuan, you are just a green-headed stinky fly, you can never change! ”

"Haha! Ha ha! Everyone burst into laughter.

"Ninth grandfather, pay attention to safety, granddaughter, I will pray for you day and night!" Du Muqing said to Sun Panzi.

"Don't worry, good grandson, as long as Sun Mou is in everyone, there will be no ......" Sun Panzi is a little prejudiced against Ah Shirui, a native of the Qin Dynasty, and almost treats everyone as his own grandson, and even subtly accepts the fool, Sun Panzi feels that the fool is the second good foreigner he has met!

Du Muqing turned around and walked away step by step.

It wasn't until the figures of Du Muqing and Fang Yujie disappeared from sight that Bao Yuan started the car, traveled under the stars, and went straight to Shanghai.

When he was in Yueyang and Bao's house, Ah Shirui did not show the novelty of the world in front of him, and after arriving in Shanghai, Ah Shirui's lost mood was returned, and he was also surprised to find that Shanghai, with its many high-rise buildings, was really a world like flowers. It's winter in Shanxi, and I almost don't want to get out of the door. But there are many women in short skirts on the streets of Shanghai, walking exactly like on TV, passing by Ashrui, and smiling from time to time.

Ashrui's soul is constantly being snatched away.

During the Great Qin Dynasty.

Ah Shirui vaguely remembered that at that time, as long as the girl she looked at, her subordinates would take the initiative to send her into the bedroom. They never dared to disagree, and Ashrie couldn't remember how many times she had been a groom, and she couldn't count how many young melons she had broken. However, a woman like this who openly wears flower pockets on the street and exposes her flesh to her ass really hasn't seen much life, and Ah Shirui almost caught up with the woman on the shoulder several times, making Sun Panzi slap her face several times.

Ah Shirui was very unconvinced, and thought to herself, since they dared to dress up like this openly on the street, why couldn't Lao Tzu shoot the ball?

How dare she rebel?

In this world, they will always be women.

Assh Rui thinks: What is a woman, it is still for a man to say that, even if it is said that a woman will not stand up to pee and be an emperor!

There is no way to do it.

If you don't think that Shrui is a big living person, I want to put him in the sewer and wash him away, or gouge out his eyes!

Bao Yuan found a very spacious parking space on Xiafei Road,, he charged fifty yuan an hour, although Bao Yuan felt that it was expensive, he still paid ten hours of parking fees in advance, and the toll collector muttered: "Little red guy, drive this broken car and be embarrassed to stop here?" Don't you look at what kind of cars are parked here? The lowest grade is Mercedes-Benz and BMW, so it's embarrassing to stop when you drive this broken car? Alas, no culture is no culture, little red guy, it must be the people from the mountains who have entered the city! ”

Bao Yuan had no intention of arguing, and he couldn't cross his waist and say to him: "You're blind." Do you know how much money Lao Tzu took advantage of? Speaking out scares you to death! ”

No. 18 Xiafei Road is a high-end tea house.

The exterior and interior of this teahouse are extremely elegant, luxurious, and elegant. It's hard to associate a haunted house with such a notoriety.

Bao Yuan stood in front of the teahouse and pondered: "Mr. Yi's own ability, as well as the mysterious organization he belongs to. You shouldn't be wrong with the message! Besides, Lao Tzu asked Mr. Kou for money, and he never played any discounts from beginning to end, if he deceived Lao Tzu to break in, his conscience would be a big bad ball! ”

Sun Panzi sighed and said again and again: "It's changed, it's changed...... Sun Mou, who has changed in this place, can't admit it...... Sun remembered that this place was full of exotic western-style buildings and concessions from various countries. In front of each western-style building, there are people wearing top hats leading dogs to patrol, alas, one day in the mountains, the world has been a thousand years! ”

Song Peng hurriedly asked: "Ninth Master, heh, are you here to tell us all about what the haunted house was like back then?" What exactly is the purpose of building this haunted house in Guangri? Isn't it to house the ghosts brought out of the ancient tombs? Or is it purely built to play? Or is that some bullshit Holy Congress contact point? ”

Bao Yuan interrupted: "Ask for a ball, it's already in front of the door, don't you know if you go in and take a look?" With that, he strode forward.

It could be because of a name attribute issue. As a result, Bao Yuan entered the teahouse, and saw that the people drinking tea were abnormal, and he even felt inexplicably that those who drank tea, as well as the little sister and brother who waited in the teahouse, were all made of paper paste. Especially the hair, no matter how you look at it, it looks like it was glued with the day after tomorrow.

Bao Yuan went all the way south from the north and wore thick clothes. The temperature of the air conditioner was moderate, and I still couldn't help but shiver.

"Sir. Hello, what would you like to drink? "The young waitress came. It reveals the elegance of a unique big city, and the invisibly high-end.

"Come to the pot Taiping Monkey Kui!" Bao Yuan found a large seat and sat down.

"Yes, sir, please wait!"

Bao Yuan pretended to sit down, noticing a signal related to a haunted house. On the surface, this teahouse looks uneventful, with high-end, elegant, and unique decorations, and the carvings around the tea table are very special. Bao Yuan quickly recognized that the carving around the tea table was the "Twenty-four Filial Piety Pictures", to know where the "Twenty-four Filial Piety Pictures" would be used, and only on the coffins of the dead.

Very inauspicious.

There is a large screen in the teahouse, on which are painted countless strange paintings, some look very warm, some look like ghosts burn and kill, and some look creepy, it is actually the execution ground in hell, oil pot, knife mountain, sea of fire, disembowelment, heart-splitting......

However, these details don't seem to have much to do with haunted houses.

When he was young, the beautiful waitress brought the tea and said politely: "Sir, please use it slowly, if you need anything, please ring the table bell, please!" ”

I only heard Song Peng muttering strangely alone: "What's the situation?" This, this...... Why is there fish and fish blood on this tea recipe? Old bag, at first glance? Isn't fish and dolphin blood highly poisonous? Oh, my God! How can there be blood throat sealing juice, peacock bile, wine, toad crisp, corpse oil, crane top red...... Oh, my God! Oh, my God! These are all things that cost people's lives, how can they all become tea? "The Taiping Monkey Kui in front of Song Peng didn't dare to touch it, is this something that people drink?

Bao Yuan looked at Sun Panzi, Sun Panzi nodded knowingly, and Bao Yuan pressed the table bell without hesitation.

"What else is there to need, sir?" The waitress walked over.

"Beauty, I'm sorry, excuse me, a few of us want to drink some novel, special tea, a few of us have been looking for a long time, unexpectedly, I found it here, that, it's this kind of tea, beauty, give us a pot of tea......" Bao Yuan pointed to the fish and fish blood on the tea recipe, and asked bluntly.

"I'm sorry, sir...... The things marked on it are not drinkable, they are all highly poisonous, sir, the reason why we wrote it into the tea recipe is just to create a gimmick effect, and we don't sell this thing, sorry sir, please forgive me, we can't provide the drink you want, please forgive me! ”

"I'll just say, what kind of thing is this that people drink, even if it is served to you, you dare to drink it from your grandmother?" Ping Sigui shouted.

"Beauty, what if I insist?" Bao Yuan stared straight at the waitress.

"I'm sorry, sir, we don't have this kind of drink, it's a pity, sir, we can't meet the conditions you want!" The waitress still flatly denied it.

Sun Panzi didn't move and said: "Female doll, Sun doesn't know how many stalls you are here, you tell the big boss, just say that Sun and Sun Jiu are here to bother, if it is convenient for the old people, Sun will drink a cup of fish and fish blood......" Bao Yuan then said: "Yes, there is also Lao Tzuli, female doll, tell your big boss that the Bao family Bao Xiao Tai Ye is visiting, and the acquaintance quickly opens the ghost door to greet him, otherwise, if Bao Xiao Tai comes to lose his temper, you will be ruined......

Song Peng had already found out.

While the two of them were talking, they were covered by a layer of white cloth with wireless heads, and they were hung with white flags, and the chill was overwhelming! (To be continued......)