431 A moment of spring supper

Throwing away the cigarette butt, I replaced Shen Sipan.

I used a shovel to pick up the layer of dirt above, found the round metal cover, buckled the small hole in the middle, lifted it hard, the metal cover was lifted by me, put the lid next to it, and looked down, under the metal plate was a metal pit, and in the middle was an emerald green metal hemisphere, just like which circle it was before, hundreds of silver stars were wandering and fluttering above the hemisphere.

Put the palm on the groove above the metal hemisphere, the yin and yang energy in the body suddenly flowed slowly to the palm, when the shaking light in the palm of the hand condensed and formed, a suction force adsorbed it on the metal hemisphere, the emerald green broken army platform suddenly turned black, and those silver points of light also disappeared suddenly.

I felt that in addition to the thunder mana, the devouring energy, yin and yang energy, and fire energy in my body were all restored, but what surprised me was that the yin and yang energy in my body seemed to be much thicker than before.

Again, the yin and yang energy in my body was just a trickle/trickle of spring water, but now, I have only activated four magic circles, and the yin and yang energy in my body is already as abundant as a river.

This puzzled me, where did the extra yin and yang energy in my body come from? Could it be the yin and yang energy in the treasure book of life and death? According to Jin Manyuan, when I released the Treasure of Life and Death to activate the magic circle, I should have released a dazzling white light, but I have released four pages of the Treasure of Life and Death, and no white light has appeared, and the only explanation is that the yin and yang energy in the Treasure of Life and Death has been 'eaten' by me.

It's just a thought I take for granted, and until there is no answer, that's the answer.

After covering the metal cover, the two smoked a cigarette, summoned the portal, set the coordinates, and said that they were going to Emei Jinding, and they were about to push the door, but Shen Sipan said: "Boss Zhong, I'm hungry, get something to eat!" ”

"Hey, didn't I give you chocolate biscuits in Tianchi in Changbai Mountain just now?" I was surprised to raise my hand pushing the door and looked at my watch: "It's only nine o'clock, and we've only been here for half an hour." ”

"The more you eat that thing, the hungrier it gets." Shen Sipan said eloquently: "You have to get some oil and water to quench hunger." ”

Thinking about it, I couldn't help laughing: "Braised pork ribs and braised beef, these two flavors of instant noodles, you can choose one, or braised beef, there is really beef in it." ”

"Phew! I don't eat! Shen Sipan said angrily and sat down on the ground: "I want to eat a hot meal, otherwise, I will strike!" ”

"Yo ho, you're still the opposite, aren't you?" I pulled out a dagger.

"What, you're still going to kill me?" Shen Sipan rolled his eyes: "Why use a knife?" Wouldn't it be easier to shoot me straight at me with a bolt of lightning and split me to pieces? ”

"You have persecution fantasies." I laughed and said, "I'm here to see if there are any animals killed by lightning and come to roast and eat." ”

When Shen Sipan heard this, he stood up with a thud and pointed to the bottom of the mound: "When we came up before, there seemed to be the remains of a wild wolf there. ”

"Okay, let's roast the wolf and eat it!"

The two of them walked to the place where I had just used the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder to slash a large mound, and when I looked at it, after the collapse here, the slope was almost forty-five degrees, and this slope was not difficult for us at all. trotted all the way down to the place where Shen Sipan had just seen the remains of a wild wolf, only to find that the corpse was already rotten except for the fur. Not to mention eating, even if you look at it more, you want to vomit.

"Otherwise, let's go to Shaolin Temple, there must be a canteen in the temple, let's go steal something to eat." Shen Sipan smiled bitterly and built yì.

"The monks of Shaolin Temple are all vegetarians, do you want to go to their kitchen to steal some cucumbers and roast them?" I frowned.

"What age are you in the old yellow calendar, the current Shaolin Temple monks can not only drive luxury cars to live in mansions, but also beg their wives to pack/two/milk, as for eating, not to mention, the food standard is four dishes and one soup, three meat and two vegetables." Shen Sipan said with a foaming mouth.

"It's as if you've been a monk." I looked at him suspiciously. But I was thinking in my heart, no matter what you said was true or not, I would go to Shaolin Temple first, anyway, it wouldn't matter to me if there was no meat to eat in the kitchen at that time.

Shen Sipan said proudly: "Don't say it, once I went to steal the Shaolin treasure Yijin Sutra, and I was an undercover monk for a month!" ”

"Yi Jin Jing? Damn, is there really such a thing? Did you steal it? I smiled and changed the coordinates of the portal.

"No, I've searched through the Scripture Pavilion, and there is no book at all...... I should have been fooled by others. Shen Sipan held the door frame with his hand, looked up at the starry sky at a forty-five degree angle, and sighed incomparably.

"Hey, didn't we mean eating? How did you get to the Yijin Sutra? You like to talk nonsense! I laughed and interrupted the conversation.

Pushing open the portal, I couldn't help but be a little surprised, the coordinates I set should be the square outside the Daxiong Treasure Hall, not far from the well, but now there is actually a side room outside the door.

Damn, this portal can't be malfunctioning, right?

I walked out very depressed and looked at the room, the wing room was very simple, a bed, a cabinet, a table and four benches, a bedding on the bed, a teapot on the table, three tea bowls, the cabinet was very large, standing against the wall, and there was nothing else. The only thing that was a bit of an eyesore was the cabinet, which was so big that it could barely fit two big fat people into it.

The electric light in the wing room was on, and the door was also hidden, as if the monk who lived in it had just gone out. I was secretly glad in my heart, luck was not bad, there was no one in this room, and it was possible to meet the monk in this room one step earlier or one step later.

Beckoned Shen Sipan to come out, and as soon as he closed the portal, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and he heard the sound coming directly to this chamber.

Looking around in a hurry, Shen Sipan pointed to the big cabinet, I rushed up and opened the cabinet door to see, there was nothing empty inside, damn, this cabinet is not specifically for hiding people, right?

I didn't have time to think so much, the two of them quickly stepped in, and as soon as they closed the cabinet door, the door outside was pushed open, and it seemed that two people walked in, and then, there was the sound of the door colliding.

"Senior Brother Sorami, how about we recite the Diamond Sutra together!" An old voice rang out.

"Okay, Senior Brother Kongwen." Another, older voice came.

, what's going on? Listening to the voice, both of you are very old, and in the middle of the night, the third watch closed the door and recited the scriptures, isn't this a neurosis?

In an instant, the sound of two monks chanting scriptures came from outside, buzzing, as if there was a large swarm of flies outside.

When I was depressed, I heard a low laugh outside, the voice turned out to be a woman, at first I thought I had heard it wrong, and then there was a low voice from the woman outside: "Master Kongwen, don't be so anxious, I'm a newcomer, you have to be gentle." ”

Then I heard the old voice whisper, "Shhhh ”

Hey, obviously there are only two people in the room outside, one is a monk and the other is a monk who is empty, but suddenly a woman comes out, what's going on? Moreover, isn't this empty story chanting? As he spoke, the chanting voice did not pause in the slightest.

What the hell is going on?

The woman chuckled in a low voice, "Master Kongwen, didn't you put a tape recorder on the table?" In the tape recorder, you are chanting with Master Kumi's voice so loudly, who can hear us talking inside? ”

Grass, that's what happened, I thought I was going to hell.

Kongwen's tone was a little displeased: "I didn't call you to chat with you, don't chirp crookedly and delay Lao Tzu's Spring Festival." Haven't you heard that the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold? Lao Tzu spent 1,000 and 5 bags for you a night, from now until five o'clock tomorrow morning, it will be seven or eight hours, so calculated, an hour will cost almost two hundred yuan, and a minute is more than three yuan, damn, it will cost me a few dollars to say such a few words to you, you know? Undress, hurry! ”

"Master, don't worry!" The woman laughed and said, "Let's talk about the mood, let's go to the bed first, and let me use all my strength to serve you once, okay?" ”

"Flirtatious fart!" The empty monk snorted: "You want to send me away once?" Lao Tzu wants to do it five times! By the way, don't do it on the bed/on the bed, in case the bedding gets dirty, it's hard to wash! ”

I smiled dumbly, being a monk and doing this can be regarded as a complete merit.

I thought that the next two of them would strip and tear off their pants to do that, but I didn't expect to hear a muffled/hum, and then I heard the sound of someone falling to the ground.

Hey? What's going on? Listening to this voice, could it be that under the excitement of empty hearing, the heart/viscera/disease attack passed away? Damn, don't force yourself when you're so old, you still come to the ground five times...... Phew!

But his ears were pricked up, and he listened intently to the movement outside, and instead of seeing the woman's cry of surprise, he heard a sound of Suosuo, as if the woman was looking for something on the empty monk.

It's strange, could it be that this empty monk was stunned by this woman?

There was the sound of the futon turning outside, and I secretly screamed in my heart, this room is so big, if this woman came in to find something, she would definitely come to rummage through the cabinet next.

Sure enough, the sound of footsteps came towards the cabinet door, and my heart was depressed, and before I could think of a countermeasure, the cabinet door was opened.

I raised my right hand and made a scissor hand. Laughing: "Hey! surprise! ”

I saw that the woman outside was wearing a fat monk's robe, and a monk's hat was on her head, and under the brim of the hat was a pair of very smart big eyes, black as jewels, crystal clear.

At this moment, these big smart eyes are looking at us with a look of surprise, no wonder, no one would have thought that there would be two people hidden in the cabinet in the monk's room, and they were two men.

"Who are you two?" The big-eyed woman asked, stunned.