The disappointed ones are the gut-pumping ghosts, tongue-pulling ghosts, and scissor ghosts, and the ones who laugh are the swelling ghosts.

The swelling ghost Kang Xiumei shook his short and fat amazing body, and between his gestures, there was already a golden cup in his hand, and there was a look of arrogance and disdain on his face.

"You...... Are you not convinced?" the volcanic ghost iron golden dragon was even more disdainful - the victory was in hand, and he was not busy cleaning up the opponent - the opponent was already a little mouse under the cat's paws, and he didn't play for nothing.

"The old lady is not convinced by anyone except my dear baby poor ghost. The inflated ghost seemed to be fearless, "Ice ghost, you rotten gambler has been addicted to gambling all your life, and your six relatives don't recognize it, and you are as cold as ice, so I can gamble." Guess what's in my cup?"

The Ice Ghost King Baishi, who no longer dared to be arrogant, stared at the golden cup and said listlessly: "It's beer!"

"Is it beer?" the bloater shook his head, "That doesn't seem right, guess again." ”

"Such a good gin glass, if you don't fill it with wine, will it hold urine?" the cold ice ghost beat his spirit, "You are dying, you want to use a glass of wine to numb the fear in your heart?"

"I thought you were very powerful, with a high IQ, but it turned out that you were nothing more than that. The bloat sighed, "To say you're like an idiot isn't enough to qualify as a real idiot." Although this cup is shining, it is a waste of wine and a tyrannical thing, and it is only appropriate to fill the miraculous medicinal urine of the poor dead ghost. ”

The Ice Ghost was silent, frowning.

The Volcanic Ghost Iron Golden Dragon changed color in shock, took a step back, and said, "Is it really pretending to be the medicine of the poor dead ghost, why should he be so kind to you, and let you keep the rare treasures?"

Ma Mengyao, the tongue-pulling ghost, was a little short of breath, and she also stared at the face of the expanding ghost, her eyes full of questions.

The inflated ghost said proudly: "Kiss baby, there are good things, of course you have to let me keep them—if you don't let me keep them, will you let your mother keep them?" Let's tell you the truth, my dear baby poor dead ghost, first sprinkle a little to extinguish your burning rock, and then borrow my cup and store a cup, ready to deal with the ice ghost and you, but the ice ghost is very interesting, and when he saw that the battle was not right, he fled, and you thunderous fellow fled without thinking. Seeing that the poor ghost Mao was done, the handsome guy threw it away and didn't pay attention to it anymore, but I, Kang Xiumei, was born to know the goods, so I grabbed it and hid it on my body. ”

The volcanic ghost was skeptical, fearful of being reborn, and took a step back.

"That's all a lie, a bluff. Instigated, the Ice Ghost leaped away, spread its claws, and pounced viciously at the Expanding Ghost.

"You're looking for death!" the swelling ghost snorted, retracted the golden cup and splashed it forward, and a stream of golden juice flew out.

"Not good!" the ice ghost screamed, trying to retreat immediately, but it was too late, and the juice splashed on his face.

In an instant, the ice ghost fell to the ground, and the cold ice true qi of the bone-chilling bones disappeared without a trace, dementia, and completely became a bland wandering ghost.

Good things come in pairs, but the ice ghost is not good tonight.

"How is it? The old lady didn't lie to you, did she?" the swelling ghost stood upside down with his cup and boasted proudly, "The old lady loves beauty, the old lady is eager to regain her youth, and the old lady can't wait to get the medicine and urinate and go away." However, the old lady is smart, and knows that her life is gone, and all her beauty and youth will become a dream, so she has to endure the pain and cut her love, and use it to deal with you beasts who don't know the height of the sky. ”

"You're smart!" the ice ghost sighed sadly, "I've lost my bet! I've lost a big loss! What day is it?"

The scissor ghost and the tongue-pulling ghost clapped their hands and said in unison: "It's definitely not an auspicious day for the zodiac!"

"I think too!" the ice ghost sighed in vain, as if his heart was full of eternal sorrow.

The gut-pumping ghost said unhurriedly, "Volcano Ghost, you still don't know how difficult it is to retreat, and you want to let thousands of years of cultivation be destroyed here like that cold ghost?"

"Stay in the green mountains, why worry about no firewood, we will have a period later. The volcanic ghost's face changed greatly, the red fire all over his body turned green, and he turned around and prepared to flee, "Uncle Ben still has important things to do, so let you live a little longer!"

But the ice ghost shouted loudly: "Brother Tiejinlong, you can't escape! They have exhausted their donkey skills, and they have used up their medicine and urine, and they are no longer a threat to you!

The swelling ghost was shocked and regretful, and hurriedly erected the cup, and said, "The old lady still has half a cup, and it is more than enough to deal with you little bastards." ”

However, the volcanic ghost's eyes were like electricity, and he had seen it so clearly that the golden cup could not pour a drop of juice again.

"Hahaha......" The volcanic ghost laughed hysterically, "Big talk scares ghosts, is there any use for fart?

The gut-pumping ghost is stunned.

"Woo woo woo ......" The inflated ghost and the two female ghosts next to him cried in despair, "Why don't you save it? Mao Dashuai will come back soon!"

That's right, what about the poor ghost Mao Changsheng?

The gut-pumping ghost looked left and right.

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The ghost power of the Hell Elite is really outstanding, the poor ghost chest was hit by the palm power of the volcanic ghost and the ice ghost, and he couldn't help himself, he flew through the clouds and fog for a while, hugged a big chestnut tree on the top of the cliff, and finally stopped.

How far did it go? Even if it wasn't 108,000 miles, it was 178 miles away.

I just took the fat woman's tree-shaped plane, and now I have taken the invisible plane, once the poor ghost has good luck, he will be double happy!

Sitting on the branch, gasping for breath, the poor ghost Mao Changsheng looked down at his chest, there was a large piece of the bowl that was wet, and his clothes were broken, and there was a large piece of the bowl with black edges, and the middle part was gone.

Obviously, the damp and fragmented part was caused by the Ice Ghost's emitting Ice True Qi, while the edges were scorched black, and the middle part had turned into a circle of flying ash scattered by the wind, which was burned by the flames of the Volcanic Ghost.

The energy of those two demons is really earth-shattering.

However, good clothes, although they have two holes, look strange, as a part of the body, but the fur is undamaged and unharmed.

Hey, how can you not lose your fur? When did you have the incorruptible body of King Kong?

Why is this happening? This is naturally a blessing from heaven, and it is related to the seven cockroaches that were hungry in the afternoon when they were hungry in the previous life—with the divine power of the heavenly realm, they are naturally not easy to be injured by the powerful ghosts of the ghost world.

Thinking through the joints, the poor ghost became excited and muttered: "If you don't die, you will be very blessed, and my poor ghost's future will definitely be brilliant!

Looking at his clothes, and at his bare feet, the poor ghost's mood darkened, and he muttered, "It seems that I am daydreaming, as if I am really making a love affair." The beautiful woman with the long tongue has no sincerity for me at all, but she is just using me. Isn't it coaxing a three-year-old child to buy me such a set of clothes that can be broken through by farts? Hey, using me shows that Lao Tzu has use value! Being used by a beautiful woman is better than not being used, but my heart is bitter!"

Why do you think so?

The poor ghost gave him the sum of money given to him by the gut-pumping ghost for safekeeping, and he only left a paltry hundred yuan - the remaining part, although he was thrown away by the inflated ghost, the money given to the tongue-pulling ghost could buy more than ten sets of clothes and more than ten pairs of leather shoes.

How can a female ghost who has a bit of sincerity for you, when she has enough money, just buy you a set of cheap clothes and do a perfunctory job? How can she turn a blind eye to your bare feet?

The poor ghost felt hurt, felt a faint pain in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, and slapped him three times in the tree.

"If you don't buy me anything, I will always have the illusion that you are a conscientious and virtuous helper, and that you will not waste money easily, and if you buy me good enough clothes, I will always be very moved, thinking that you really value me, and value me more than money, but you ...... But you bought me clothes that even I know are too cheap to be cheap......"

The poor dead ghost sighed for a long time, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was not a good taste.

"And that kiss, the first kiss that almost suffocated or collapsed to death. That's not the impulse of love, it's just a kind of greedy exploitation, there is no tenderness and sweetness, there is no fun, some are just vampires sucking blood, wanting to suck up Lao Tzu's saliva, want to suck Lao Tzu's essence dry......

"If you still have some true feelings for Lao Tzu, you will cherish Lao Tzu, and you will take into account Lao Tzu's health and feelings, and you will not treat Lao Tzu like a she-wolf treats a good rabbit - it's dangerous, if it weren't for the intestinal ghost brother who appeared in time to help me and free me from the glue-like kiss, my life that I didn't care about may have ended, and she, after the ghost power has increased greatly, may have become more beautiful, more greedy, and proud. ”

The poor ghost was angry, and two of the three tore the clothes on his body, and with a casual move of "evil ghost scattering sand", the clothes were suddenly shattered, turning into thousands of gray butterflies like pieces, floating to the deep valley cliff with the sound of flowing water at his feet.

"To hell with love, my life is almost unsaved, what the hell are you talking about love, marriage, and family? Or be Lao Tzu's free and easy lonely ghost, although my heart is a little empty, it is better than being sucked dry by a beautiful female ghost. Lao Tzu ordered Fan Tiansha to be a lonely star, to be a widow in the previous life, and to be a lonely soul in this life, accept your fate, don't fucking struggle anymore!"

The poor ghost was not sad, and threw two more handfuls of pants from his legs into the deep valley under the cliff.

"I don't want any clothes, what pants do I want? I should get back to my true colors, my long hair on the top of my head and down to my ankles, my clothes and pants - I hide my shame and self-esteem, but also my dreams and pain, just know it." ”

The poor ghost suddenly felt a sense of relief, as if he had returned to another home, stretched out his arms, and yawned twice.

"Pee and get some better sleep, I haven't had a good night's sleep since I had the idea of getting rich! To hell with the rich, to hell with those deceitful ghosts—I don't even know myself with those fools in Vanity Fair!"

The poor ghost wanted to pee, wanted to stand on top of the thousand-year-old pine on the cliff, listened to the sound of rolling pine waves, listened to the sound of the mighty river, and had a heroic urine of "flying down three thousand feet, suspected of the Milky Way falling for nine days", but he quickly held back - he thought of the swelling ghost.

"That dead fat ghost is so eager to regain his youth, so eager to restore his beautiful figure, just keep the 'panacea', those ghosts are willing to degenerate, and they want to use other people's urine for beauty and fitness, I can't help it, just the beauty of adults - just learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds!

"That dead fat ghost, tortured Lao Tzu to death, almost wiped out, but there was still a little sincerity - when the burning big bait-like stone smashed at me, she tried her best to block it after all, and I was moved by more like my mother than my mother. The thought of her fat pig-like figure makes me feel a little nauseous, but that heart is still a little better, and I won't vomit for a while!"

With a sigh, the poor ghost thought of the scissor ghost again.

"That girl is really beautiful, and really pitiful. I hated her for cutting my little cock with her mind, but now it seems to be okay and I don't hate her at all.

"The swelling ghost said that she was very vicious, but she was not vicious, she was just like me, she was a lonely ghost, and she did something evil to protect herself from being destroyed.

"If she is vicious, if she is really scheming, she will be on guard at every turn, and she will not be disgraced by my 'evil ghost scattering', and she will not forget the old alliance that turned against each other - the two evil spirits who attacked suddenly.

"Alas, that girl is actually very kind and simple! How is she now? How will the two evil ghosts persecute her? The wound on her neck must be very painful? I have the ability to help her, why don't I help her quickly? I don't want to worry about other ghosts, but that girl, Mei Yixiang's girl, I still have to go and see him. ”

The poor ghost suddenly became anxious, and suddenly turned into a yin wind, whirling, bending around, and impatiently rushed in the direction where the police car and the bus were stranded.