Chapter 249: Back to Earth
Time and space replacement is a very magical experience.
Of course, no matter how magical the experience is, as long as you experience it for a long time, you will gradually get tired of it or get used to it.
Half a minute ago, Li Yunfei was still basking in the sun in the mountains of the Three Kingdoms era, but half a minute later, he appeared in his bedroom, with one, two, and three ...... Four girls? Huh? Wait, how can it be four?
Dumbfounded, looking at this sudden extra star, Li Yunfei was dumbfounded.
Star ...... Constellation? Why did you come along? Aren't you in Jiangxia? ”
Looking at Li Yunfei, who was stunned, Xingcai was also a little strange, "There was a voice before who asked me if I would like to go back to Earth with my husband, and after I agreed, my eyes suddenly went dark, and then I came over, why don't you know at all, husband?" Isn't that voice the one you sent to pick me up, husband? ”
Li Yunfei's face was black, and it was obvious that that voice was the guy from the main god. Obviously, when he was discussing with the main god who to bring back, Li Yunfei said that he would not bring Xingcai back, but he didn't expect that in the end, the bastard still brought Xingcai on his own initiative.
Looking at the little girl in front of him, who had just turned fourteen, Li Yunfei looked pained, and finally couldn't help but sigh.
Forget it, since he came, he came here, so he should have raised an extra daughter, anyway, no matter how much he is a bird. Beast, it will definitely not attack this kind of little girl.
After asking about Xingcai, Li Yunfei looked at Lu Lingqi, who was silently looking at this new world, and smiled.
"This is my world, Lingqi, do you need me to introduce you to some common sense about this world?"
Lu Lingqi nodded, "Then it's troublesome for my father-in-law." ”
However, just as the group walked out of the room and appeared in the living room, a haggard panda man appeared in everyone's field of vision, his round body huddled on the sofa. It seems to have entered the dying moment, without any vitality.
Li Yunfei was taken aback instantly, "Old Chen?!" What happened to you? ”
He rushed over and ran to Lao Chen's side, shaking the panda man's body vigorously, looking anxious. "You've been attacked? Injured? Or poisoned? What's going on? ”
In a daze, the panda man weakly opened his eyes and looked at Li Yunfei's face in front of him, and held Li Yunfei's hand stiffly and slowly, Lao Chen looked sad.
"Cloud ...... Brother Yunfei, you ...... You're finally back! ”
The voice was full of remorse that wanted to cry without tears, and it made people can't help but tear a handful of bitter tears when they heard it, "If you don't come back, I'm going to starve to death......"
Li Yunfei's face instantly had a black line.
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"At the beginning. I thought you were just out shopping, so I didn't care, and stayed at home waiting for you to come back. ”
Sitting on the sofa, gobbling up the takeaway that Li Yunfei brought to him at the door of the community, Lao Chen said his experience during this time in an incoherent tone, "As a result, I waited and waited, and waited until it was dark and you didn't come back, I knew that you must have left this world." ”
"It's a little strange for you to leave all of a sudden, though. But I didn't pay much attention to it, and stayed at home and waited for you. Anyway, there are food ingredients in the refrigerator at home. The TV show is also very good, we panda people are not those monkeys who can't sit still, and it is very common to wait calmly, so I plan to stay at home and wait for you to come back. ”
Saying that, as if this was the beginning of a qiē tragedy, Lao Chen couldn't help but sigh. A sad face.
"However, at that time, I forgot the most important thing, that is, there is not enough food in this house for a few days!"
Under the watchful eyes of Lu Lingqi, Xingcai, Li Yunfei, Ling'er, and the juvenile Juanni, the panda man, who seemed to have been hungry for many days, gobbled up a big bowl of fried rice, and immediately opened another bowl to eat.
"For the first two days, I waited and waited and waited. But I can't wait for you to come back. I also ate the rest of the food in the refrigerator, and there was nothing left in the whole house, so from that day on, I started to get hungry. ”
"If it's in Azeroth, I can also go out and take on some mercenary missions to earn extra money, or go to the beach to fish and prepare food, or go to the forest to hunt beasts and barbecue meat, anyway, I can't go hungry."
"But not here on Earth."
Pointing to the countless skyscrapers outside the window with a sad face, Lao Chen said sadly, "There are no people here who have issued mercenary missions, there are no lakes where you can fish, and there are even no beasts to hunt in the forest." ”
"In order not to go hungry, I ran to the mountains on the outskirts of the city when it was dark to find something to eat. However, not to mention the lions and tigers, I could not find even a rabbit, and after a busy night, I caught three large spiders and a small snake. ”
"I made crunchy spider legs and snake meat for fire, but the food was not even delicious, and the taste was all gone before I could taste it carefully."
Sighing and sighing, Lao Chen finished eating another bowl of fried rice, raised his head and looked at Li Yunfei, "Brother Yunfei, is there anything else?" ”
Li Yunfei nodded hurriedly, took out his mobile phone and called the restaurant at the entrance of the community, "Hello, please send two more bowls of fried rice to Room 401, Building C, Jianshe Community, thank you." ”
After that, Li Yunfei clenched Lao Chen's hand with a look of shame, looked at this panda man who had even lost a lot of weight, and looked guilty, "I'm sorry Lao Chen, I made you suffer." ”
The pandaman sighed and shook his head, "It's not about suffering, I've been through all the harder days in Azeroth than this one, but I hate being hungry more than the pain of being seriously ill and injured." ”
"In the next few days, your disciple came to look for you once, but after hearing the news that you were not at home, the little girl ran away, and I couldn't ask her for help here. After all, I can't run outside for most of the day, otherwise it will cause a commotion. ”
"It's just that then I was so hungry that I couldn't stand it, so I had no choice but to set up a stall on the nearby street after dark to see if I could make some money."
"But I went out two nights in a row, and in the end I didn't make any money, and when the people saw me sitting there, they all came up to me and asked me what kind of leaflets I was handing out...... Eh...... Am I that like handing out flyers? ”
"Finally, an old man was willing to come to me for treatment, but after the guy's internal injuries were healed by me, he actually ran away, and he didn't even give me money, saying that I was talking nonsense...... Eh...... Am I also a dignified panda wine fairy, okay? What to lie to him? Where is the trust between people in this world? What a disappointment. (To be continued......)