Chapter 90: You're so thick-skinned

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"Hey, Hodge, your new image? What's the matter with me? Tony stood by the wine cabinet, poured himself a glass of wine, and savored it slowly.

Hodge sat expressionlessly in the living room of Tony's house, looked at Tony who was drinking wine with a strange expression, and let out a soft sound from his nose, "Shave." ā€

Burst!

Hearing Hodge's answer, Tony's mouth squirted out of his mouth, so that he could not be choked to death.

"I think you're looking pretty good right now! It's true! Wiping the remaining liquor from his mouth, Tony looked at the mustache on Hodge's face seriously, and then affirmed.

"I didn't even reach the age of nineteen." Hodge said with a blank face.

"Then you can use a razor, what do you want me to do?" Looking at the expressionless Hodge, Tony wondered.

Looking at Tony, who looked depressed, Hodge couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said angrily: "If the razor works, can I still use it to come to you?" ā€

"Hehe, are you telling a joke?" Hearing Hodge say that he had used a razor, Tony tugged at the corners of his mouth and poured himself another glass of wine before continuing: "Your jokes are not funny at all. ā€

"Does the way I look like I'm telling a joke right now?" Looking at Tony's look of disbelief, Hodge said helplessly.

"Huh?" As he drank, Tony made a nasal voice, which was a response, and he wouldn't believe Hodge's words anyway.

Seeing that Tony didn't react at all, Hodge was a little annoyed, "I'm not kidding, let alone razors, I've even tried kitchen knives and hacksaws, but they're all scrapped!" ā€

Cough! Cough!

Hodge's words caused Tony to choke on the wine he had just drunk into his mouth, and coughed loudly on his chest.

Looking at Hodge with a serious face, Tony carefully looked at the beard on Hodge's cheek, and after a long time, he spoke: "Follow me!" ā€

However, when he turned around, he still added, "You look really good now, and you will make those ladies and little girls scream!" ā€

Hodge could only respond to Tony's evaluation, "I'm a single-minded person." ā€

"Single-minded virgin?" Tony glanced down at Hodge and said narrowly, "Oh, you're a failure as a man, you're still a virgin in college!" I'm ......."

"Alright, we should get this out of the way now." Seeing that Tony was about to start bragging about his previous brilliant results, Hodge quickly pointed to the beard on his face and stopped him.

"Well, maybe you should be more proactive." Seeing that Hodge didn't want to listen to his sister's methods, Tony didn't mind, shrugged his shoulders, and continued to lead the way.

The two of them went one after the other, and soon came to Tony's real yĆ n room.

"Lie down, let's scan it first and see if there's any difference in your body structure." After entering the room, Tony led Hodge to a chaise longue with a table next to it, and Tony himself stood in front of the table and typed in some commands.

As Tony commanded, Hodge's hands and feet were suddenly clasped by metal rings popping up from the recliner.

Hodge glanced at the buckles on his hands and feet in surprise, then looked at Tony.

"This is an automated program, and it won't work for you anyway." Tony shrugged his shoulders, explained, and then shouted at Jarvis, "Jarvis, scan it for me, and we'll see if his body is different from ours." ā€

With Tony's orders, Jarvis was quick to move.

Hodge heard the mechanical sound of Jarvis's voice and saw a red thread sweep from head to toe.

"Scan complete, sir." After the red light, Jarvis reported.

Hearing Jarvis's report, Tony turned his head to the console, and then looked at the number scanned on the screen with a serious expression.

"Huh!?"

Looking at the number on the screen, Tony suddenly was surprised, and then glanced at Hodge lying on the recliner in surprise, and exclaimed, "Hodge, you're not a mutant!?" ā€

Judging from the number displayed on the screen, Hodge didn't even have the X gene in his body!

This made Tony, who had always thought that Hodge was a mutant, a little incredulous, and couldn't help but exclaim.

Hearing Tony's exclamation, Hodge glanced sideways at Tony, who was full of surprise, patted his forehead, and made a helpless gesture, "When did I say I was a mutant." ā€

"But, but you're not a mutant, how can you ......" Tony looked incredulous, his hands still in front of him making a flying gesture, obviously the results of this scan were a shock to his perception.

Hodge looked at Tony, who was surprised and his hands were still waving in the air, pursed his lips, and explained helplessly: "No need to compare, I'm a human ......"

"Hurry up and help me find a way to shave." Hodge continued.

Hearing Hodge's explanation, Tony recovered from his surprised state, and then continued to look at the number on the screen, but asked, "Are you an alien like the people in the comics?" ā€

Hodge was speechless for Tony's question, muttering without answering his question.

Seeing that Hodge didn't answer, Tony didn't care, "Okay, from the surface of the number, your body structure is no different from that of a normal person." ā€

"To shave you, we should use sharper tools." Tony looked at Hodge, who was lying on the recliner without speaking, like a guinea pig, with an eerie glint in his eyes.

Hodge felt a chill in his heart when he looked at him like this.

Soon, Tony brought a small chainsaw covered with dense serrations, "Let's start with the tenth!" With that, Tony, regardless of Hodge's consent or not, took the chainsaw and pressed it down against his face.

Multiply!

As soon as the chainsaw touched Hodge's cheek, it was like sawing metal, and countless sparks erupted in an instant.

In less than five seconds, Tony turned off the power on the chainsaw, then looked at the saw wheel that had become extremely smooth, and then looked at the beard on Hodge's face that was still intact, and his eyes instantly widened.

"You're so thick-skinned!" Throwing away the chainsaw in his hand, Tony complimented him earnestly.

Hodge rolled his eyes at Tony's 'compliment', and could only reply helplessly: "Why don't you say your chainsaw is too blunt?" ā€

"Hey, hey." Tony smiled at Hodge's counterattack, then took out a chainsaw that looked a little bigger than the one just now and aimed it at Hodge.

"The size of the volume doesn't mean anything." Looking at Tony's big chainsaw in his hand, Hodge said lightly.

"Don't worry, this is No. 1, its serrations are made of the same material as my steel suit, I think it should work!" Patting Hodge on the shoulder, Tony looked confident.

Looking at Tony's confident face, Hodge shrugged his shoulders and didn't say anything.

Seeing this, Tony didn't hesitate to saw it down!

"Ahh

At the moment when Tony sawed down, a piercing high-decibel scream instantly spread throughout the entire room.

"Tony, you're murdering! How can you treat your friends like this! The screams were followed by a crying, angry roar.

Together, Hodge and Tony turned to look at Pepper standing in the doorway with a look of disbelief on their faces.

"Hey! Baby, listen to me! Seeing Pepper looking at him in horror, Tony hurriedly waved the chainsaw in his hand and explained.

Pepper is Tony's love, and he doesn't want to be misunderstood by her about something.

However, Tony's wielding a chainsaw in his hand made Pepper's face even more frightened, and he involuntarily took a step back.

Seeing Pepper retreating in fear, Tony quickly understood the reason, and casually threw the chainsaw at Hodge who was lying on the recliner, and then spread his hands and explained: "Things are not what you see, I'm helping Hodge shave, you see he's intact!" With that, Tony gestured to Hodge in the recliner.

"Yes!" Hodge, who was lying on the recliner, glanced at Zhenghuan's chainsaw that Tony threw on his chest, sighed helplessly, and nodded, in line with the truth.

Seeing that the 'victims' were all nodding on the side, Xiao Pepper said in disbelief: "But...... But you don't need a chainsaw to shave, right!? ā€

"No, Hodge's body is very hard, it's not just his skin, but also his hair, cell tissue, nails, teeth, bones, every qiē of his whole body is like steel fine, no, it is countless times harder than steel fine!" Seeing that Pepper was no longer afraid, Tony hurriedly opened his mouth and kept explaining, looking very nervous.

Looking at Tony, who was nervous, Pepper couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, then slowly walked over, glanced at Hodge, who was still full of beard on his cheeks, and said with relief: "So, you haven't succeeded yet?" ā€

"We need something more powerful." Tony picked up the chainsaw he had just thrown on Hodge's chest, looked at the smoothed serrations, and sighed.

"What's that?" Hodge and Pepper asked in unison.

"Hey, Jarvis, get ready with a laser weapon." Tony smiled as the two watched, and commanded Jarvis.

Hearing Tony say laser weapons, Hodge's eyes lit up, and he suddenly stopped him: "Wait, you don't need laser weapons, give me a mirror to try." ā€

……

After walking out of Tony's house, Hodge's beard has been shaved clean, and there is not even a trace of stubble left, which makes Hodge feel very good, and Hodge does not have to worry about growing a beard in the future.

Because he's already found a way to shave.

Out of the Stark Industries building, Hodge walked slowly along the East River towards his home, wondering if he should buy a gift for Melissa.

Girls generally like beautiful ornaments or something, and with that in mind, Hodge turned around and headed for Fifth Avenue, where there are many famous jewelry stores, and there should be a suitable one.

But just as Hodge turned around, he saw a man and a woman hurrying towards him.

The male has long golden hair, a tall and burly body, and a handsome face, but there is always a pride and a reckless posture on the face, while the female is delicate and very beautiful.

Originally, Hodge naturally didn't care about such a pair of men and women, but what the woman said made Hodge's body shake, and he involuntarily stopped and looked at them.

"Thor, they've quarantined it, you can't get in!" At this time, the woman looked at the man next to her with an anxious face and said worriedly.

And just as the woman spoke, there was a sudden flash of lightning and thunder in the sky, and then the sky became gloomy, as if a thunderstorm was about to fall......