The policy of carrots and sticks has worked very well since ancient times.

Because human beings, although they seem complex on the surface, are in fact very easy to understand creatures, and most of their psychology can be traced - otherwise there would be no such strange discipline as zài psychology.

When faced with irresistible pressure, the vast majority of people will choose to give in. At this time, as long as you give a little benefit to the submitter, the yielding person will be very obedient.

For example, the Empress of the Other World in front of her, Li Yunfei first relied on a series of behaviors to crush her majesty and arrogance, let her understand her vulnerability, and then give the other party a little benefit, so that she could be obedient and obedient in the next two days, and would not cause him any trouble.

This is important.

Because Li Yunfei is different from this group of traversers who come and go, he still has to continue to live in this world.

And when these traversers leave, the troubles they left behind will not be taken away, but continue to stay and harass Li Yunfei - for example, so far, every time Li Yunfei takes Ling'er out, those aunts and uncles in the community will be very kind to send a lot of delicious things to Ling'er.

Do you think they like Ling'er's well-behaved cuteness?

Belch...... Well, Li Yunfei admits that this is indeed one of the reasons.

But in fact, the deeper reason is that the medicine of the crazy female chemist last time is still working, so that most of the people in the community are obedient to Ling'er's words.

Li Yunfei even felt that as long as Ling'er spoke in person, even if she called these people to commit suicide, this group of fanatical aunts and uncles would not hesitate for half a second, and they would all rush to die.

And this kind of trouble is a relatively positive trouble among the troubles caused by that group of traversers.

The number of more negative troubles also made Li Yunfei more depressed.

For example, a virus bomb left behind by an alchemist, once detonated, can quickly spread throughout the city through the guò food chain and the air, turning everyone into unconscious zombies.

At that time, the virus bomb almost drove Li Yunfei crazy.

Thinking that there was a source of virus infection hidden under his bed that could cause a chemical crisis, Li Yunfei couldn't sleep over and over.

And he didn't dare to throw this bomb around, so he could only hide at home and pray that it would never explode.

During that time, Li Yunfei was physically and mentally exhausted, and he felt that he was dozens of years old.

Fortunately, a well-informed legendary female magician came to cross over later, and she quickly dismantled the bomb and relieved Li Yunfei's worries.

It is worth mentioning that it was a very kind and talkative big-breasted royal sister (the other party called herself), and she taught Li Yunfei the few little magics.

There is also a wandering female swordsman who has crossed over, claiming to be invincible in her world, but in words and deeds she is actually a raunchy and sloppy ghost.

And her mantra is "Of all things in the world, only the sword is the heaviest...... And, of course, alcohol. ”

This is a sloppy drunkard.

After knowing this, Li Yunfei immediately strictly forbade her to drink.

After all, she was possessed by Ling'er's body at that time, and Li Yunfei didn't want her daughter, who had just turned eight, to become an alcoholic.

However, Li Yunfei took every precaution, but in the end he couldn't prevent her from drinking secretly.

In the end, the little girl who was drunk was found by Li Yunfei, and the moment she saw her daughter's drunkard appearance, Li Yunfei almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.

Although later, after the female swordsman woke up, she was ashamed to teach Li Yunfei three sword moves, which are known as invincible in the world, and wanted to use this to atone for her sins. But Li Yunfei was still obsessed with that matter, and he didn't give her a good face until the other party left.

And although the Empress of the Other World who came over this time had her nostrils facing the sky, she opened her mouth "miscellaneous" and closed her mouth "ants", which was simply nerve-wracking. But when the other party quieted down, Li Yunfei found that this woman was much cuter than the troublesome traversers he had met before.

At least although she likes to shout recklessly, she is actually willing to listen to Li Yunfei's advice.

And she also knows what things can be done, which things are done Li Yunfei will go berserk, she is very accurate about the degree of nonsense, and knows how to get what she wants from Li Yunfei to the maximum, and Li Yunfei will not be angry.

To be honest, Li Yunfei was a little relieved and a little depressed at the same time for her keen cunning.

Glad that this time, the traverser shouldn't cause him any trouble, and the frustration is that he was so accurately handled by the other party, as if everything he thought in his heart was nakedly analyzed in front of the other party and let him watch.

"But that's not bad."

Li Yunfei sat on the sofa and sighed, looked at the back of the little girl at the table, and shook his head, "As long as these aunts and grandmothers don't make trouble for me, I'll be thankful." ”

At this time, the little girl raised her head from the table, glanced at him, and nodded appreciatively as if she was satisfied with the taste of dinner.

"You're a mortal who is good for nothing, but the food you cook is delicious...... Well, it's much better than the barbecue I usually eat. ”

And Li Yunfei was a little curious.

"Barbecue? Do you usually only eat barbecue? ”

"Of course, barbecue is our staple, even for me."

The little girl swallowed the food on the table in a big gulp, although her movements were reserved, but the fast speed made Li Yunfei a little frightened, almost thinking that the other party had just returned from escaping.

"Eat slowly, eat slowly, don't choke."

Li Yunfei was a little worried about the little girl...... 's health, looking at her appearance, I felt a little unbearable inexplicably, "As for being so excited?" Although I've heard that Freljord's environment is not very good, you are also a queen, and you usually eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, right? Can the food of a civilian like mine make you so excited? ”

"This king is not excited, this is just the table manners of our Frostclaw tribe, and we want to pay full respect to the delicious food. That is, the more delicious the food, the faster we have to eat it, so that we respect the food and the owner of the food...... Feed! This king is thinking of you to express your respect, you little mortal, don't you quickly kneel down and thank you? ”

Looking at this little girl speechlessly, who did not leave words such as "small" and "mortal" in three sentences, Li Yunfei sighed.

"Your tribe's customs are strange."

Then looking at the little girl's miserable eating appearance, he thought about it and asked again.

"But the stuff I make is really delicious?"

The little girl swallowed the food in her mouth desperately, her cheeks were full, and she raised her head and glared at Li Yunfei.

"What? Are you doubting this king? This king has expressed such respect for your food, you still dare to doubt this king? You know, even at the royal feast of the Lord of Demacia, this king has never shown such deep respect...... You are the first chef who can impress this king, isn't this honor enough to make you fall to the ground? You inferior otherworldly creature. ”

Li Yunfei sighed speechlessly, ignoring the little girl's unfriendly titles, but continued to ask.

"In other words, you think that even the food at the royal feast of the royal family of Demacia is not as delicious as that of a commoner like me? Tut...... How barren is your environment? A royal feast is no match for a dinner made by a commoner from another world...... What do you usually eat? ”

"The food in our tribe is generally barbecue, barbecue, and barbecue. Sometimes you're lucky enough to dig up some wild vegetables in the snow and ice, but most of the time you hunt other creatures in the snow to supplement your food. ”

The little girl gulped down her food and said in a slurred voice, "But this is mainly because the environment in Freljord is too harsh, so the ingredients are monotonous. But the rest of Valoran is very, very rich. ”

After a pause, the little girl added, "............ It was like this a long time ago. ”

Li Yunfei was stunned.

"A long time ago? That is, this is not the case anymore? ”

"Of course, thanks to the blessing of the two rune wars, the current Valoran continent is actually on the verge of collapse and destruction. The magical energy filled the entire world, and the overflowing runic energy polluted all the lands of the entire world, and even the original delicious ingredients were magically polluted, becoming dry and difficult to swallow. ”

The little girl said, glanced at Li Yunfei, and shrugged her shoulders.

"In fact, although our snowfields in Freljord are remote and poor in food, they are far away from the strife on the mainland, so they are the least polluted by magic. Therefore, although the ingredients we have there are single, the taste is quite good, and it is countless times better than other places in the mainland. ”

"You haven't eaten food anywhere else on the mainland, it's hard to eat at home. Every dish was filled with a strange smell of magical contamination, a disgusting smell that we in Freljord would not even eat pigs. ”

Li Yunfei shrugged his shoulders, "Okay, it seems that you are really living in dire straits...... Well, you eat slowly, don't choke. ”

"Then naturally, does this king still need you to remind you?"

The little girl glared at Li Yunfei and asked, "And ...... Where are you going to take me tomorrow? You're not going to spend all day at home, are you? ”

"Of course not, I have to go to work."

Li Yunfei glared at the little girl and said, "Tomorrow you go to work with me, and I will take good care of you in the next two days, so as not to cause me any trouble." So don't even think about acting alone, there's no way I'm going to agree. ”

Before she could say her plan, she was vetoed by Li Yunfei, and the little girl pursed her lips a little unhappily and muttered in a low voice.

"What a timid man......"

Li Yunfei pretended not to hear the other party's complaints, and continued, "Make it clear to you in advance, when the time comes, you'd better restrain your bad mantras in the face of my colleagues." Also, you can't say that you've crossed over...... Do you understand? ”

Glaring at the little girl, Li Yunfei said sternly, "If you dare to say anything nonsense, you will be good-looking when the time comes." ”