Chapter 452: Out of tune
I confessed to the breeze: "This is the mansion of the goblin, have you seen the legend of the White Snake?" The owner is Xiaoqing. ”
It is difficult for ordinary people to believe what I said, but Feng Qingyang is not an ordinary person, he looked at me in a daze, jumped up, and said in shock: ", the bowl is Fahai's, no wonder the memory is so large, it can accommodate living people, it is said that Fahai has nine magic weapons, and the bowl is one of them, which is used to subdue the white snake in legend." In the face of the demons and monsters that transformed into various human forms, the golden light of the demon bowl shone, and the demons immediately appeared in their original form under the huge light and heat. No wonder, no wonder ......"
I found that Feng Qingyang was a little out of tune, and he was not steady, and he spoke upside down, but he didn't pretend to be forced like his father, but it was more in line with my temper, and he stomped his feet in front of me, shouting, and slumped...... Groove ...... His face was a little red with excitement, and I realized that Ya must be a restless master.
"You didn't even know what the situation was, so you dared to come in and save your father?"
Hearing me say, Feng Qingyang said helplessly: "That old thing...... No, my father is not very good, but he is too good, pretending to be very big, I always persuade him not to be angry, you must know that there are people outside the world, there is a sky outside the sky, and if you are not good, you will go to the ditch, I am right? No, I'm going to capsize in my rice bowl, and I'm going to go to the bowl of Fahai. ”
Feng Qingyang's tone was quite complaining and disdainful of his father, so he didn't mean any respect, it seemed that he was beaten a lot when he was a child, I just wanted to ask about the situation outside, and he suddenly asked: "Mr. Lang, what are you doing here?" ”
"I was kidnapped by Xiaoqing, and she wants to marry me!"
Feng Qingyang's eyes widened and looked at me, as if he wanted to laugh but didn't. Holding it very hard, he pointed at me and said, "You want a day snake?" ”
"I'm your uncle! If you can, you can help. If you can't help, fuck off! "Dude finally went berserk, and being entangled by a snake spirit is enough to make a disturbance. I thought someone could help, but I knew that there was such an unobtrusive person, and it was better for his pretending father.
"Help, help, why don't you run? There must be a story, I have a lot of things in this backpack, let's figure it out together, you tell me what the hell is going on first?
I can't run anyway, maybe this girl can really do something. Even if there is no way, the wind is clear and handsome, but I really can't recommend it to Xiaoqing, with the buddy's three-inch tongue, maybe it can be done.
I told him about the matter before and after, and after speaking, Feng Qingyang patted his thigh and said: "Mr. Lang, you didn't run, you can't run far in this place, Xiaoqing wants to catch you." It's easier than a cat catching a mouse, let's deal with her, we have to follow the routine, you forgot the legend of the White Snake. Xu Xian drank realgar wine for Bai Suzhen, and Bai Suzhen showed her original form? We'll have to learn this trick. ”
"No, you've told me so much. May I ask you a question? You come in and you come in, can you get out? "I'm so concerned about that. I haven't bothered to ask, Feng Qingyang, this kid is too good. Don't treat yourself as an outsider at all, buddy just listened to him, and his thoughts were taken away by him, but he didn't forget to ask the most fundamental question.
Feng Qingyang snorted and said: "Mr. Lang, you look down on me, Fahai's bowl, Ya is said to be the reincarnation of Arhat, the host of Jinshan Temple, there are nine Buddhist magic weapons on his body, very powerful, Bai Suzhen's thousand-year-old snake demon has been cleaned up, his magic weapon, I can say that it will be broken?" If I really had that ability, I would have rebelled and beaten my father a long time ago......"
I...... Decided not to talk nonsense with this kid, Tai Tete's mother was out of tune, and pondered for a while, if she couldn't run away, she could only delay time temporarily, let Feng Qingyang go to find Feng Zhenggang and Li Yiling, and then come back to save me, as long as there are enough people coming, a few of us work together, maybe we can fight with Xiaoqing.
"Brother Feng, I can't run away, you're okay now, hurry up and take advantage of this time to find your father and Li Yiling, find them and explain the situation clearly, and then come together to save me!"
I think this arrangement is the most appropriate, normal people will basically follow this line of thought, but I didn't expect Feng Qingyang to be not an ordinary person, and he is not a normal person, he said to me very strictly: "Mr. Lang, you are like this...... No, you have fallen into such a situation, you can still think about your buddies, you are righteous enough, you are righteous enough, buddies can't be righteous enough, why can't you look at the snake and don't care, I have wormwood powder, you secretly put it in Xiaoqing's teacup or wine glass, at least let her have a stomachache for a long time, even if she knows that you ran away, she can't catch up, let's go to find Feng Zhenggang's old goods together......"
Feng Qingyang said, while taking out a lot of bottles and cans from his backpack, found one, handed it to me, looked at me eagerly, I looked at the small bottle of wormwood powder in my hand, and wondered: "Wormwood to ward off evil spirits, I know, but Xiaoqing is a thousand-year-old snake spirit, can such a thing work?" Do you have realgar? ”
"Mr. Lang, you are stupid, the meaning of realgar is too big, not to mention that you can smell it in the wine, you can smell it in the toilet, the white lady drank the realgar wine because of her own mana to remove Xu Xian's doubts, so she drank it, the effect of wormwood is almost good, but it doesn't have such a big taste, plus a talisman ash, it should be about the same."
As he spoke, he took out a talisman from his backpack to ward off evil spirits, lit it with a lighter, burned it to ashes, mixed it in the powder of wormwood, and said to me: "The effect is almost the same, it will not be worse than realgar, Mr. Lang, hurry up, hurry up and sprinkle it in water or wine, and when the worship is married to drink a glass of wine, Sari nodded." ”
Although the way of the wind is not good, but I have no better way, I can only try it, go in through the window, hurriedly walk to the table, carry the teapot, there is really water in it, I poured a little into it, I don't dare to pour too much, afraid of smell, even more afraid of becoming a paste, after pouring and shaking the teapot, open the lid and smell, there is really no smell.
Now the question is how to let Xiaoqing drink a cup of afternoon tea, I pondered not to force her to drink, it is not good to arouse suspicion, it is really not good to act at the opportunity, just as I was pondering, Feng Qingyang also climbed in from outside the window, and saw a person lying at the door and said: "Damn, there is a lot of trouble?" ”
I thought that after I came in, Feng Qingyang should go to his father and Li Yiling, this kind of thing is needless to say too clearly, but I didn't expect the girl to follow up, I was surprised: "You don't go to your father and Li Yiling, what are you doing to follow up?" ”
"Protect you, Mr. Lang, you are my idol, the show you host watch every episode, why can't I leave you alone, my father is not in danger for the time being, and as far as I know, he can't get out, do you guess he will come to Xiaoqing's trouble? Dude, don't bother with that Wang Ba, just guard you here, and you can still help at critical moments, you don't care about me, busy with you, I'll just drill under the bed. ”
As soon as he said that, he really drilled under the bed, and the buddies were speechless, sitting on the chair and distracted, and couldn't think of a reason, he thought about it carefully, and he really couldn't think of a good idea, so he could only take one step at a time, looking at the auspicious clothes on the bed, the buddy gritted his teeth, put it on, and made Xiaoqing happy, first poured ecstasy soup, and then poured tea.
Buddy mixed tastes changed into auspicious clothes, wide robe and big sleeves this is called an awkward, fiddling for a long time to be considered decent, I pinned the soul card in the waist, the vest with the yellow charm in the auspicious clothes, tried to move a few times, it's okay, put yourself neat, took two deep breaths, calmed down, decided to try first.
My buddy stood at the door in a lucky suit, and just wanted to call Xiaoqing, but I saw her holding my mobile phone, and hurriedly came with a frightened face, and said loudly when I saw me: "Xianggong, Xianggong, the baby you gave me just now is di, and now there is nothing, and it is not lit up, is it broken, is it broken......"
Then he saw me standing at the door in a lucky costume and smiled at me: "The clothes suit you very well, and they are much more handsome." ”
Then he saw Qi Feng fall to the ground and asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”
"I'm tired and asleep, I don't know, I'll see what's going on with the baby in your hand!" Buddy is afraid that Xiaoqing will wake up Qi Feng, if Qi Feng says that the wind is clear, it will be too fucked, as soon as I talk about the mobile phone, Xiaoqing immediately forgot about Qi Feng, stepped over Qi Feng's body, and said to me with the mobile phone: "Why is it dark, I poured some aura into it and it doesn't work." ”
What's the matter, it's out of power! Originally, the smart phone consumed electricity, and the buddy didn't charge it when he attended the banquet, and when he got to this ghost place, almost a day has passed, of course, there is no electricity, and I didn't think much about it, and said: "This baby has to use electricity, and it will be wasted if there is no electricity." ”
"The electricity that thundered and rained?" Xiaoqing asked.
"That electricity doesn't work, it's too violent, baby can't bear it, electricity can't be too violent, AC power is ......" I patiently explained to Xiaoqing about mobile phone charging, in fact, I also wanted to say more, bring the relationship between the two closer, and let her believe me more, who knew that Xiaoqing understood, looked at me up and down, and the indescribable weirdness in his eyes.
I was a little nervous by her, did she find the wind clear and hiding under the bed? No, if that's the case, why don't you kick Feng Qingyang out with one kick, why are you looking at me like this? I was very puzzled, but Xiaoqing suddenly smiled, and said to me charmingly: "Xianggong, I remember that you know how to use the thunder method, and the thunder method is not very strong, and it can emit a little bit of electricity, ah, I know, this magic weapon must be used by someone who knows the thunder method, in order to charge, right?" Xianggong, hurry, hurry up and help me charge some electricity, I'm almost past the first level......"
Is this self-inflicted? My mother was stupid, looking at Xiaoqing with a bitter face, but she stuffed her phone into my hand and said, "Xianggong, charge quickly, what are you waiting for?" (To be continued......)
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