Chapter 5 Immortal WeChat Group

Well~?

What kind of group is this? What are you pulling me for?

With a little puzzlement, Mu Fan pulled his mobile phone closer to his eyes.

The scene that made his eyes widen was born!

Jade Emperor: "Hello everyone, this group is called the Heavenly Realm Immortal Group, but I ordered Taibai Aiqing to pull you into this group!"

All the immortals: "Wait for the Jade Emperor!"

......

No way!

Does the Jade Emperor play WeChat?

Mu Fan suddenly felt that his worldview had been subverted!

However, Mu Fan didn't understand a little, why did the Jade Emperor create such a group?

What do you want to do?

Connecting with the crowd?

I don't understand!

......

Bite!

The phone vibrates, another unknown message.

Mu Fan was stunned when he looked at it.

Fairy Chang'e: "Hello Brother Jade Emperor~ Cute expression!"

Jade Emperor: "Hey~ Sister Chang'e, how are you!

Fairy Chang'e: "Hey~ Brother Jade Emperor, you don't know~ People have had a serious illness recently~ Not long ago, they just recovered from a serious illness~ People ~ Everyone is hungry and thin~ Shy expression!"

Wu Gang: "......"

Yang Jian: "......"

Immortals: "......"

Jade Emperor: "Oh~ It's so serious! Then Sister Chang'e can come to my Taiji Hall later, I just harvested a cold ice bead not long ago, just for my sister~ But you must not be hungry and lose weight~ Lustful expression!"

Mu Fan was stunned, where was this the Jade Emperor who appointed himself in the first place!

Now this is clearly an old hooligan who is extremely obscene and molesting his female employees!

Legend has it that Fairy Chang'e, as the first beauty in the Three Realms, is extremely cold and undesirable, and she is clearly a goddess of cold for ten thousand years!

And now it's like, like those green tea in society?

......

Chang'e: "Ho Ho Ho Ho ~ Brother Jade Emperor, you are serious~ In this case, the little sister will take it seriously, thank you Brother Jade Emperor~ Happy expression, hugging expression!"

Immortals: "......"

The Queen Mother: "Ahem, ahem, ahem, Jade Emperor!!"

Jade Emperor: "Ahem~ I almost forgot to get down to business!

"Wait for your orders!"

"I am announcing a major event again today, this will be an epoch-making major event, and it is also the first step in the reform and innovation of my Heavenly Realm! I hereby announce that from now on, I will abolish the previous system of coming to the court every day and coming to the court early, so in the future, Zhong Aiqing will not have to come here early to come to the early court!"

Taishang Laojun: "......"

Nezha: "Long live the Jade Emperor!"

Lei Gong: "The Jade Emperor is awesome!

I saw that everyone praised the Jade Emperor's wise move.

Mu Fan also wanted to join in the fun and flattery, after all, he was his own supreme leader!

But it always happens so suddenly.

I saw that Mu Fan's mobile phone suddenly vibrate, and another fresh message broke into his eyes, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be Tai Bai Xing.

Tai Bai Xing: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty must not be like this! The old system cannot be removed! Heavenly Court cannot do without an early dynasty, Your Majesty...... But if Your Majesty is determined to go his own way, then the old minister, the old minister can only express his determination with death!"

......

Jade Emperor: "Taibai, do you know what you're talking about?"

I couldn't see the Jade Emperor's expression at the moment, but Mu Fan still felt the anger between the lines!

Yang Jian: "Too white can't talk nonsense!

Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota: "Your Majesty must not be taken seriously! Taibai only started talking nonsense because he had a hangover with his ministers all night yesterday! Please Your Majesty must not blame Taibai!"

For a while, the atmosphere in the entire WeChat group suddenly became subtle because of Taibai's words, and no one dared to speak out loud, for fear of provoking the Jade Emperor who didn't know what he meant.

is the so-called wrath of the Son of Heaven, ambushing millions of corpses and bleeding thousands of miles!

And now it's the Jade Emperor's anger, it's not that simple!

If you want to ask what the consequences are, please refer to the book Journey to the West~!

......

Just when the immortals were nervous, the Queen Mother suddenly spoke.

"Oh~ Jade Emperor, don't sell Guan Zi anymore! I'm so scared that all Aiqing don't dare to speak out! Today is a festive day!"

The Queen Mother saw that the time was almost up, so she came out to play a round.

All the immortals were relieved when they saw the news of Niangniang, although it was thousands of miles away, but the Jade Emperor was angry and the ministers were all palpitating!

It seems that the Jade Emperor is just knocking and knocking us to prepare for what we will say later!

Chang'e: "Oops~ Brother Jade Emperor is really scared to death~ Scared people's little hearts pounding~ The expression of stroking his chest!"

“......”

The immortals couldn't help but feel a wave of emotion~

Jade Emperor: "Hahahaha! I was just joking with Zhong Aiqing just now, Sister Chang'e doesn't have to be so nervous~"

"I am now announcing in front of all of you Aiqing that the old system of the Early Dynasty will not be abolished, but there are still necessary changes, that is, the Early Dynasty will be held in this Heavenly Realm Immortal WeChat group at eight o'clock every day!"

What?Early pilgrimage on WeChat group?

Oh my God! What's going on?

However, Mu Fan didn't dare to delay too much, and immediately replied.

All the immortals: "You will obey Your Majesty's will!"

......

I really don't understand why the Jade Emperor made such a decision~

However, Mu Fan knows very well that he will have to go to the morning court every day from tomorrow!

It's still in the WeChat group!

......

My name is Mu Fan, my profession is a fairy, and the position is the rain god who was personally appointed by the Jade Emperor, very awesome! But everyone will not believe it, this rain god will go to the heavenly court at a fixed time from tomorrow!

.......

Just as Mu Fan was desperately trying to save those collapsed worldviews, the mobile phone that had been set aside began to vibrate violently again.

Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding~

Hmm~ What's the matter? Did the Jade Emperor say anything again?

clicked on WeChat to see, it turned out that the queen mother had spoken.

Queen Mother: "For the sake of being so happy today, I will send a big red envelope here to help the fun!

Seventh Princess: "Oh~ Queen Mother's Wisdom!"

Yang Jian: "Uncle is mighty!

Taibai, who had just seen death: "Long live Niangniang, long live, long live!"

Immortals: "......"

Queen Mother: "...... Don't be too restrained if you are too white Aiqing, now~ It's a relaxed and happy time!

Whoosh~whoosh~whoosh~

A big unopened red envelope appeared on Mu Fan's mobile phone screen.

Oh my God, hurry up and grab it~

I'll click on me, I'll click on me, I'll grab me, I'll grab again~ Mu Fan suddenly went crazy and poked the screen!

The hand speed of being single for eighteen years has been used~

Finally, I grabbed it, and the big red envelope was being opened.

Bite~

Congratulations on grabbing three lucky charms issued by the Queen Mother~have been placed in the bronze treasure chest for you~

Can you actually voice prompt?

Mu Fan was taken aback, but he didn't expect that the mobile phone would automatically prompt the red envelope of the immortals!

But what is this lucky charm~ Literally, does it mean a charm that will make people lucky?

"Okay, all the immortals should retreat!"

The Jade Emperor has spoken!

"Wait for your majesty's greetings!"

......

Mu Fan, who exited the Heavenly Immortal Group and returned to the initial page, was full of curiosity about the three lucky charms.

"If it really brings good luck to people~ then ......"

Mu Fan suddenly thought of a great idea!

Click on WeChat "I", and then keep scrolling down until you find a row with a different color in the last row.

Bronze Treasure Chest!

So you're here, hehe~

Opening the bronze treasure chest, what appeared in front of Mu Fan's eyes was a milky white interface, and three green rune papers slowly appeared on the top layer, which were the lucky charms that Mu Fan had worked so hard to grab!

[Lucky Charm], which will bring unexpected good luck to the user, and the use period is two hours!

Tip: Please use with caution~

Unexpected good luck?It's just a bit short of two hours of use~

But what does that little tip at the end mean, and why should you use it sparingly?

A strange feeling haunted Mu Fan's heart.

......

Forget it, let's use it tomorrow~ I will go to the morning court at eight o'clock tomorrow morning.

But what is this early dynasty like, Mu Fan, who has never been to the early dynasty, can't help but be full of curiosity about it~

Then!

Bite!

The phone vibrates and the prompt sounds.

Your friend Jiang Xiaoxiao invites you to join the group of immortals~

Forehead.......

Xiaoxiao, why did this girl pull me into the group again! What is this group of immortals?

Open WeChat and take a look at the group.

Jiang Xiaoxiao, the office administration of the rain department: "My adult is here~ a welcome expression!"

Lei Gong: "Welcome to the rain god into the group~ happy expression!"

Electric mother: "Welcome Brother Mu to the group~ the expression of applause!"

Feng Bo: "Brother Mu, you're finally here!"

Also, the wind, rain, thunder and lightning have been inherited since ancient times, so the three of them are extremely happy about the arrival of the rain god Mu Fan!

In contrast, the others seemed more casual, they just said two words of welcome without being salty, and even some immortals didn't pay attention to Mu Fan at all, and still chatted with others without any scruples!

Mu Fan did not show any anger at this, but talked cordially with the three of them with a modest attitude.

Treat the other in the same way!

Don't take care of them, don't come to people to look at their faces, just live a comfortable and happy life!

......

This is just a small episode, and after a while, Tai Bai Xing, who gathered everyone together as the leader of the group, took the lead in speaking.

"Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think about tomorrow's early arrival?"

None of the immortals spoke, and for a while the whole group was extremely quiet.

But at this time, Yang Jian couldn't help but jump out.

Yang Jian: "What do you think? Just like in the past, the early dynasty is just a different place! The little early dynasty scared you like this~ A mocking expression!"

Erlang God Yang Jian, with high skills and vast magical powers, is actually the first god of war in the Three Realms in the younger generation!(except for the Great Sage!)

Chang'e: "You're just a fool! Look at the problem and only look at the surface~ I don't understand anything! The Jade Emperor obviously has ulterior motives for changing the old system this time!"

......

Seeing this, Mu Fan finally understood the meaning of the creation of this group of immortals!

There are really policies and countermeasures!

"Then what do you say you have ulterior motives this time?"

Being so ridiculed by Fairy Chang'e, Yang Jian was a little annoyed and angry.

"I won't say it~ Don't you know that the gun shot the first bird?

Immortals: "......"

"Okay, Yang Jian, and the fairy, please buy a thin noodle from the old man, don't make any noise, don't forget the purpose of creating a group today!"

"Then it's too white, you say, people aren't the first to say it~ The provincial one was caught talking!"

After saying that, Fairy Chang'e glared at Yang Jian defiantly.

......

Fairy Chang'e actually changed her cute style just now, and became old and spicy and calculating, and Taibai, who was loyal to death just now, was actually the leader of this group of immortals!

However, Yang Jian is still stupid, with well-developed limbs and a simple mind! However, no one can say whether this is another layer of his protective umbrella.

Seeing all this, Mu Fan realized the seriousness of today's matter, this time the Jade Emperor promulgated new regulations to change the old system, it is not as simple as it seems on the surface!

And the immortals are by no means as simple and brainless as they seem on the surface, they only know how to flatter and pat horses!

Once everyone goes to the morning dynasty in the WeChat group, no one can see anyone, they don't understand each other's meaning, and they can't see the Jade Emperor's expression clearly, so the matter will be very serious!

Observing words and expressions is a necessary lesson for every courtier, observing the emperor's expressions and movements, and then making the most correct response according to all kinds of things, these have become commonplace in the immortals.

And now everything has changed, this is not only the Jade Emperor's innovation of the old system, but also a test for the immortals, observe!

The Emperor's Technique is really dangerous!