Chapter 391: The Story of Trensu and Baozixing
The earth, the capital of Shu, China, the sun is high, and this time is probably the last tail of spring.
Trensu had been in Shu for almost ten days, a few days longer than any time period he had spent in the Ninth Abyss. In the Ninth Abyss, Trensu is the Great Lord of Demons, and if you want to eat humans, demons will send you, and if you want to sleep with a banshee, you will automatically run to bed, and if you want to fart, you can fart.
However, on Earth, especially in the Goat Star Apartments, Trensu is as well-behaved as a bat doll. It's not that he can move as much as he wants, but that he can move how others want him to move. Don't talk about eating people casually, even if he farts, he doesn't dare to let them go casually.
It's fucking horrible here!
The Demon Lord is not afraid of the sun, the day of the fall of the Ninth Abyss is hotter than the sun here, and it also contains the corrosive hotline, and the sun of the earth, Trensu, does not care.
"I'm not afraid of the sun, but here are creatures that are more terrible than the sun! And more than one!"
Trensu lay on his stomach on the ground, slowly moving forward step by step, his perspective extremely low, almost level with the ground. At this moment, he turned into a rag and was cleaning the ground.
The dignified Demon Lord has turned into a rag to clean the ground for humans!
Trensu wanted to cry, but he couldn't, and just the night before, his tear ducts were forcibly stripped by a terrible woman! From then on, even if it was the pain of soul cutting, he could not shed tears!
"Weeping Demon Lord, my name is Trensu, and I want to dance."
"Dancing on the floor with human footprints."
Trensu sighed in his heart, he didn't dare to make a sound. The only sound was the sound of rubbing against the floor, and now he was just an automatic rag.
"Wash your face with tears!"
"Wipe the ground with your face!"
The Demon Lord crawled past the TV, and he knew that the long strip in front of him was called a TV. I also know that the small machines in the TV cabinet are called game consoles, and I even know how to play games!
Every creature in the Goat Star Apartment is the strongest gamer in the universe! Trensu remembered the pain of being ravaged by that madwoman, the pain of that scene, the humiliation of that scene, which made him lose his mind for a moment.
"I would be willing to give my body if I could. I don't want to be instilled and withdrawn from my memory as if that woman was a real body!"
"My soul is no longer pure!"
Wiped in front of the TV, crawled in front of the couch. When Trensu rubbed the floor of the living room clean, his rag-like body did not change, but crawled in front of Su Mo's bedroom.
"Knock knock."
Knocking on the door is basic etiquette.
"Miss Emily, Miss Baya. Can I come in and clean the floor?"
Trensu's rag head slowly lifted. The height is below the doorknob, and some things cannot be surpassed, especially since the bedroom in front of me is the bedroom of the Great Demon King and the Little Demon King!
Sumer! That human who looks like an ordinary person! He's the Great Demon King of Fear!
Emily! Baya! They're the little devils of fear!
Although Trensu couldn't understand why the two little demons would live in the same bedroom as the Dreadlord Great Demon, he was clear about one thing, that is, he should never upset the Dreadlord with it!
The big one is super scary, and the two small ones are also extremely scary!
They are simply not human!
Trensu screamed in his heart, the head of the rag hanging limply, and he heard a voice from within the room.
"While playing. Don't bother us to play games!"
It was Emily's little demon king's voice, and Trensu shook his head. The rag turned his head and looked at the empty living room, and he felt a deep sense of weakness.
Is the Demon Lord awesome?
Is the Demon High Lord tough?
Here, the Demon Lord doesn't even count as a fart!
Trensu slowly climbed into the kitchen and began to clean the kitchen floor, the first demon lord was taken away by that crazy woman, if the first demon lord was here, if the adult returned to his previous memory, how nice it would be!
"Demon Lord, I'm Xiao Te, the most loyal dog by your side!"
Trensu floated into the bath, the faucet turned on, and the tap water was rushing. The demon lord who had his tear ducts removed soaked his rag body with tap water at this moment.
Who said there are no tears, aren't these my tears, my tears are flowing!
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For goats, eating is one of the eternal topics.
Su Mo was eating, Chunxiu was on his right, Bo Sai was on his left, Zeus was on Bo Sai's left, and then the Mercury Knight Seven Days. As for the dragon called Ballet, it should be studied by the sheep's head system in the judgment vessel of the Rogiens battleship at this moment.
Whether it is cut into slices or not depends on the interest of the sheep's head system.
This is not the Amoxicillin Bar of the Plains of Secrets, this is the Bun Star on the eastern edge of the galaxy on the left bank of the Seventh Spiral Arm.
That's right, the name of this planet is Baozi!
On this planet, steamed buns are a food, but they are very different from those on Earth. There are many kinds of steamed buns on the earth, such as meat buns, vegetable buns, leek buns, fresh meat buns, etc., and there is only one kind of bun on the steamed bun star, and that is the air bun. Air buns, as the name suggests, bun filling is air, specially blended air, with a variety of flavors.
"There's nothing you can't do, only you can't think of it! You are satisfied with the steamed bun of Baozixing!" This sentence is the advertisement played by Bao Zixing on the 18th channel of the Star Alliance.
On the planet of Buns, only Air Buns are orthodox, and the others are heretical! Once someone is found to be selling non-air buns, they will be punished with the most severe punishment by the Baozixing government department!
That's castrating the taste system! Emasculate the prisoner's taste system!
The bun starmen are actually a little similar to the goat starmen, both of them are foodie races. For the steamed bun star, eating is definitely more important than life!
"You can kill me! Don't want my stomach!"
"You dare to ask for my stomach! I'm going to kill you!"
Therefore, castrating the taste system is worse for Bao Zixing than cutting off Xiao Dingding.
"Boss, bring out one of your strongest dishes. This little whirlwind mushroom stew tastes so-so. Posey tapped his chopsticks on the table in front of him.
"Little Whirlwind Stewed Mushrooms", this is the second dish on the course, and the first dish is called "Silky and Refreshing Braised Spicy Gourd". In terms of the name alone, the second course wins, but in terms of taste, it is the first course that wins, at least for Su Mo.
"Little Whirlwind Stewed Mushrooms" turned out to be sweet!
Su Mo is not a sweet party, nor is it a salty party. He's the standard spicy party.
"Guest, the third course will be coming soon!" The owner was welcoming and smiled at Posey. Urged the kitchen again.
Sure enough, as the boss said, ten seconds passed, and the third course came up.
"Third course!"
"Eighteen buns in a circle"!"
The boss's voice fell. The other guests in the bun shop were visibly stunned. But it was back to normal in an instant.
The third course is coming!
In the light steps of a tall, locally-dressed waitress, the third course was placed on the table in front of Su Mo and them.
Su Mo swept around and couldn't help laughing, this third dish was exactly the same as its name, that is, it was made of eighteen buns in a circle.
A circle!
Can this also be called the strongest dish?
"Enjoy, guests!"
""Eighteen buns in a circle" is the signature dish of our town store! Absolutely great value for money!" There was a lot of confidence in the boss's voice.
Su Mo shook his head lightly and picked up a bun casually with chopsticks. I broke the circle of buns and sent them to my mouth. That feeling came all at once.
Although the stuffing of the bun is air, the taste is not air, and what Su Mo tasted was a very special taste, an indescribable fragrance.
"Huh? It's like eating meat! It's kind of interesting!" The buns were not big, so Bo Sai swallowed one in one bite and said to the boss: "Boss, your skills in making buns are good!"
"I don't like the taste." Mercury Knight Seven Days shook his head and put down his chopsticks, for Mercury Knight, metal is the most delicious thing in the world.
"Not bad." Chunxiu also ate a bun and commented. The emperor beast next to her also ate one, and at the moment it was closing its eyes, looking intoxicated, as if it had eaten the most delicious food in the universe.
Looking at Zeus again, in less than half a minute, six buns have been solved, which is really a rhythm of one bite at a time.
Su Mo picked up the second bun, the first bun was just appetizing, and he hadn't tasted anything yet, so let's see what the second bun tasted like.
The entrance of the bun, Su Mo was slightly stunned, this bun is obviously made of flour, but the taste is like water, and it enters the stomach at once, it is really silky and soft, which reminds him of the milk tea called stockings milk tea on the earth. In fact, Su Mo had never drunk milk tea with stockings, and he didn't know much about it, so he simply thought it was milk tea brewed with stockings.
The taste should be sour.
The third bun in the mouth, it feels obvious, it is meaty, but for the time being, I can't tell what kind of meat it is, but it is quite in line with Su Mo's taste.
Su Mo smiled, picked up the fourth bun, ate it in one bite, and shook his head slightly, these four buns are vegetarian buns, comparable to real air, not what he likes.
Su Mo is a carnivorous department.
In less than ten minutes, all eighteen buns were solved, Su Mo put down his chopsticks and swept around the people around, and it could be seen from his expressions that everyone was not very satisfied with this dish.
This dish is characteristic and creative, but unfortunately it is all steamed buns, even if the taste is different, even if it is a bun filling with various flavors blended with special air, it is just air buns after all.
They are steamed buns, not lumps of dragon jerky, not pieces of braised pork ribs, and not delicious wind-winged bird breast broth.
"Boss, I can only give 6 points for this dish." Bo Sai grinned at the boss: "Do you have meat, meat is my favorite!"
"Sorry, we're not a barbecue restaurant."
"It's not just barbecue restaurants that sell meat, Chinese restaurants...... Usually a yakiniku restaurant also sells meat! Boss, you must have meat in your kitchen!" Posey took the chopsticks and began to bang on the table again.
"Guest, this is a vegetarian restaurant."
"What do you say about the minced meat in the air bun?" Posey smiled.
"Guest, that's a specially blended air bun filling, it's a taste deception."
"Hey, hey! It turned out to be a deception! Boss! If you don't take out the meat, be careful that I go to the alliance to sue you! The Coalition Justices are my old friends!" Posey winks at the boss.
"Guest, we really don't sell meat! If you want to eat meat, you can go to the only butcher shop in the only city!"
"The only butcher shop in the only city?" Bo Sai was stunned for a moment and looked at Su Mo.
"Checkout! Go to the One and Only City!"
Su Mo got up, not to mention, he really missed the taste of meat, especially the extremely protein-rich meat like braised pork trotters!
When Su Mo and his party left the store, the boss, the other customers, and the tall waitress all looked at the door of the store.
They were all surprised.
"Eighteen Buns in a Circle", this dish has won the title of the strongest food in the first food competition of Baozixing! This dish of my sect's family, the dish is just secondary, and the real taste is to make people want to die, fluttering like immortals, giving people the illusion of being in a dream space!"
"The average person eats the sixth bun and gets drunk for at least six hours. If you eat eighteen buns, even if you are a super soldier of a seventh-level civilization, you will be drunk for a day! These aliens, not even one of them is drunk!"
"What are they, what is the origin, they have broken the thousand-year-old food curse of my clan in one fell swoop!"
The other guests were also shocked, and the most powerful warrior of Baozi Star did not dare to order the dish of "Eighteen Buns in a Circle", and the previous historical record was only to eat ten buns, which was left by a super soldier of a sixth-level civilization. And the super soldier slept for a month after eating the tenth bun before waking up.
"I can't see through these aliens."
The boss sighed, but he didn't know that the aliens in his mouth all had a special physique.
In this universe, there is a constitution called Hundred Poison Invulnerable.
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Bun star, the only city, the only butcher shop.
Entering this butcher shop, Su Mo's first feeling was that it was big, this butcher shop was really big, big and empty. At present, in addition to the clerks in the butcher shop, there is only the goat star team led by him.
What is the reason why this butcher shop is so bad?
Is it because the locals of Baozixing eat steamed buns as their staple food?
Or is this butcher shop only open to aliens?
"The décor is not bad, I like it!" Bo Sai looked at the decoration of the butcher shop and nodded in satisfaction.
"Low-grade decoration style." The Mercury Knight came along.
"You know!" Posey glared at the Mercury Knight.
", what's it?" The Mercury Knight looked at Posey earnestly and suspiciously.
Mercury Knight is a metal life, and there is never a problem with zài farting, so asking such a question is indeed from the heart.
"Fart, it's a gas." Bo Sai replied normally, and then turned his head, secretly swearing in his heart that from now on, he would refuse to communicate with ignorant metal life!
"Guests, please take a seat, this restaurant is the only butcher shop in Baozixing! Eat meat, to the only! We offer a variety of meats!" The boss who had not appeared before finally appeared at this moment, and it was a woman.
This woman, dressed very flowery, did not give Su Mo a feeling of debauchery, but gave him a classical feeling. Also, this woman is not a normal bun star.
Su Mo only glanced at it, and then saw the metal heart of the female boss. (To be continued......)