Chapter 69: You don't understand the pain of big boobs

In the dark torture room, Li Yunfei sat on a chair, and in front of him sat two policemen with cold expressions.

One man and one woman.

Did I go to the police station one day? Or as such a prisoner......

Li Yunfei thought bitterly and sighed.

"Comrade policeman, this is really a misunderstanding. You just need to check my household registration, and you will know the truth of the matter, my daughter is having trouble with me, so she deliberately cheated me, things are really not what you think. ”

The policeman's sister on the opposite side snorted coldly, and tapped her fingers on the table with a very impatient expression.

"Shut up, you just need to cooperate with our investigation now. Your household registration has already been transferred, but until then, please cooperate with our investigation. ”

This police sister is a very cold girl, she doesn't look very old, and she should be a newcomer who hasn't been in the police station for a long time, so she was sent to do this kind of thing.

is beautiful and slender, and according to normal aesthetics, it should be regarded as a police flower.

The fly in the ointment is that this is a flat-chested - or rather small-breasted.

is different from the legend, the beautiful policewoman in the police station is not a big breast, which makes Li Yunfei feel a great frustration.

I don't know who stipulated it, the beautiful police flower in the police station must be a ** beauty with big breasts, but why don't you play your cards according to common sense, this police sister? What about the ** police flower?

Li Yunfei glanced at the policeman's sister's chest with some disappointment, shook his head, and sighed in disappointment.

So the policeman's sister blew up.

"You this stream. People! Where are your eyes looking?! ”

Girls, especially girls with poor breasts, are naturally sensitive to the gaze that looks at their breasts, which is understandable and understandable, after all, they have low self-esteem.

So Li Yunfei lowered his head and no longer used his gaze to provoke the already fried police lady, lest she deliberately stumble on herself.

By the way, by the way, here is popular science, in fact, according to biology and physics, realistic sociology, psychology, and other messy studies, it is impossible for the big-boobed **policewoman to exist in reality.

First of all, the training of the police academy is very strict, and there are strict terms for physical fitness and martial arts requirements, and it is impossible for girls with big breasts to pass the series of training and assessments.

As for the reason? Tut...... Of course, it's because of the ** on their chests.

Don't think it's good if you have big boobs, there are a lot of troubles when you have big boobs. For example, when the girl runs, due to the two shaking masses when running, under the pull of gravity and centrifugal force, inertia and other chaotic forces, the chest will be very painful.

Therefore, ** girls are generally rarely willing to run, even if they have to run when they have to, they will try to make their running range smaller, so as to avoid running too much and tearing their chest pain.

So not to mention the series of strict assessments in the police academy, just by virtue of the physical fitness assessment running speed measurement, it is difficult for those girls with big breasts to get through, so the creature of **female police flowers, in the final analysis, can only be stored in fantasy.

In addition, girls with big breasts are also very hard in life, because the load on their chests is too heavy, so they will often have sore shoulders, and they will often have chest tightness when sleeping, and the probability of nightmares is much higher than that of flat-chested girls.

In comparison, girls with poor breasts and small breasts will not have these troubles, which is really gratifying and gratifying - eh? How do I know this, you ask? Hahaha......

How do I TM remember.

Li Yunfei sat there depressed, rubbed his eyebrows, and sighed.

"Even if I want to cooperate with your investigation, but you have to ask me how old I am to like such a thing as a girl, how can I remember?"

As he spoke, Li Yunfei curiously glanced at the policeman sister who was deliberately looking for fault on the other side and asked.

"And you're not here to record a confession? Asking such strange questions also falls within the scope of recording confessions? ”

So the two police comrades glanced at each other, and the policeman uncle, who was obviously a little older, coughed dryly, and seemed to be unable to stand the nonsense of the female police comrades, and finally spoke.

"Okay, Xiao Liu, don't make trouble, hurry up and record a confession, it's important to do the right thing."

So the policewoman comrade with small breasts snorted, glared at Li Yunfei, and finally let this guy go.

"Name."

"Li Yunfei."

"Age."

“28。”

"Gender?"

"Female."

"Female ...... Female what? ”

The policeman's sister was stunned for a second, and then became angry again, "If you mess around again, you will be thrown into the detention room and locked up for a few days, do you believe it or not?" ”

Li Yunfei shrugged his shoulders with a helpless expression.

"Now that you know I'm a man, what do you ask? It's a completely boring question that can be skipped. ”

The policewoman's sister snorted coldly and knocked on the table impatiently.

"These are all rules and processes, if you don't like it, don't commit a crime, if you don't commit a crime, you won't come in."

"Hey, who said I sinned? Miss Policeman, you can eat randomly, you can't talk nonsense, let's not talk about whether I have committed a crime or not. Even if I really committed a crime, but you haven't found proof of my crime yet, I can only be regarded as a criminal suspect, why do you accuse me of being a criminal? ”

The policewoman's sister looked angry, knocked on the table hard, and stood up in an uproar.

"You fellow, I now suspect that you are not only a criminal, but also a vicious repeat offender! You give me ......"

Before the policeman's sister could finish speaking, the door of the torture room was pushed open, and a policeman's uncle walked in.

He glanced at the excited policeman sister with a little shock, then looked at the innocent Li Yunfei, thought about it, walked to the side and whispered a few words in the ear of the policeman comrade.

Then the policeman nodded, showed a sudden expression, stood up, and looked at Li Yunfei.

"Okay, Mr. Li Yunfei, we have investigated clearly, that little girl is indeed your daughter, yes, this matter is indeed a misunderstanding. Now that your daughter is waiting for you in the hall outside, you can go out and find her. ”

The policeman's sister on the side was anxious.

"Brother Wang, he ...... this person"

"What's wrong with him? Are you doubting the correctness of our findings? ”

The policeman's uncle glanced at his colleague with some displeasure and said, "We have investigated in many ways, and this Mr. Li Yunfei is indeed not the kind of pedophile. That little girl is his daughter who was raised by himself, and he should have said the same as Mr. Li when he was in the hotel before, and his daughter was just having trouble with him again. ”

After speaking, the policeman uncle looked at Li Yunfei and couldn't help but sigh.

"But Mr. Li, I think you really need to educate your daughter well. What did the little girl say? Eh...... It's so cute, but the mouth is so annoying, if you spoil her like this, she will suffer in the future. ”

Li Yunfei nodded awkwardly, understanding that when the policeman asked the little girl, he must have been coldly ridiculed by the bad queen with her nostrils facing the sky.

At this time, as the nominal father of the little girl (in fact, it should be), what else can Li Yunfei do except apologize again and again in embarrassment?

"Don't worry, comrade police, I will definitely educate her well when I go back."