Chapter 158: Lazy Immortal?
Hearing Bao Yuan's tone of killing the theological elites of various countries and himself so resolutely, the voice suddenly laughed, laughing inexplicably, and after laughing, he heard the voice say: "Although the words of your little master are very unpleasant, but this sentence sounds a little true!" ”
Bao Yuan shouted angrily: "Nonsense, damn, Lao Tzu will not only kill them all, but Lao Tzu will even kill a piece of your dog's day!" ”
The current situation is that Bao Yuan and dozens of foreign theological elites are a few inches away from each other, and no one can get close to each other. Bao Yuan faintly felt in his heart that he had blown his words a little too much, and the person who spoke was either a god or an immortal, at least at the level of the ghost king of Tanggula Mountain.
If the Super Bronze Coffin is really a powerful character in the ancient era.
What's next?
No tricks.
Bao Yuan can only bite the bullet and think unhesitatingly, he is not a hero who is afraid of death, no matter whether you are a god or a fairy in your dog day, Lao Tzu will knock out a tooth for you before he dies, Bao Yuan put on the true color of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and asked loudly: "Who are you?" Do you dare to report your name? ”
The voice hesitated for a moment, and responded unhurriedly: "Little Master Bao, you are already a person who is about to die, is it necessary for the person who is about to die to know my name?" As habitual cultivators often say, a name is just a code name, and you can call me Ah Tian or Ah Di! ”
"Phew, Ah Tian, Ah Di!"
Bao Yuan snorted softly, and hummed with a flat mouth: "Bah, grandma is really shameless, just because you are a turtle and grandson, you are also worthy of being called heaven and earth?" ”
The voice sneered: "What? In your eyes, am I not worthy of the word 'heaven and earth'? ”
Bao Yuan responded disdainfully: "Hmph, of course you don't deserve it!" ”
Immediately afterwards, there was a string of laughs intermittently, and before, Bao Yuan once thought that the person talking to Lao Tzu should be a man. Of course, it is impossible to tell how old the other person is from the voice alone. Bao Yuan's preliminary estimate is that this item has been in the bronze coffin for at least a few thousand years. However, this string of laughter is like that of a woman, sometimes pleasant, sometimes sharp. Sometimes as hoarse as an elderly woman.
After laughing, the voice asked, "Do you want to see me?" ”
Bao Yuan snorted and said: "Old immortal, it's time for you to show your face in the dog's day, wouldn't you become a turtle with a shrunken head forever?" ”
The voice suddenly changed, and it became very easy-going: "Yes, the person who should be killed has been killed, so naturally he should see him." ”
At this moment, in the alternating golden and red beams, there was an instant change. Dozens of murderous theological elites of various countries suddenly disappeared, and then an extra green jade ladder appeared in the beam of light, leading to the high sky cloud head. Of course, there is no high sky at the moment, and there is no scorching sun cloud head, but Bao Yuan feels that this green jade ladder is really too high. Bao Yuan looked at the top of his head, and sighed in his heart: "Damn, what the hell is this super huge bronze coffin?" Who exactly is the person on it? ”
I only heard the voice and said in a kind manner: "Little master." Come up! ”
At this time, Bao Yuan found out. Now that he was already in the golden and red beams, he strode forward, and ten big steps came under the green jade ladder, looking up, vast and vast, and the clouds were deep. It is not clear where the green jade ladder leads.
At this moment, it is no longer a matter of whether he is afraid or not, Bao Yuan clenched his fists and strode up the green jade ladder.
I don't know how high I climbed.
Bao Yuan felt as if he had come to the sky, much more awesome than the magic pen ladder of Tanggula Mountain.
Then. Bao Yuan was surprised to find that a huge golden dragon was winding around on the left side of the green jade ladder, and a colorful golden phoenix was flying on the right side!
Depend on! It's not people talking to Lao Tzu, it's the golden dragon and the colorful golden phoenix?
Look closely.
At this time, Bao Yuan found that there was a person lying on top of the golden dragon and the golden phoenix, a man lying on the golden dragon, and a woman lying on the colorful golden phoenix. The figure of the two people is similar to Bao Yuan, they are both barefoot, not the giants they saw before, the man has a crown of jade, a dignified appearance, and there is a kind of non-anger and self-authority in his eyes. The woman's phoenix eyes and red lips are rare in the world. The man was wearing a yellow robe, Bao Yuan looked at it in his eyes, but he felt an indescribable simplicity, the woman was wearing a purple robe and makeup, without exception, she looked at an indescribable poverty.
Bao Yuan looked at the two people lying on top of the golden dragon and golden phoenix, and was very puzzled, thinking, "Sizzle...... These two turtle grandchildren are not simple, who are they? ”
The man lying on top of the golden dragon opened his mouth and asked, "Your kid is the little bastard born by Bao Houdao, right?" ”
The woman only smiled and said nothing.
Yes, before Bao Yuan came to the green jade ladder, he didn't think about being polite to the other party at all, and clenched his fists with his breath, that's right, Bao Yuan came to fight with his breath. However, when Bao Yuan saw the real dragon and the real phoenix, he really didn't dare to act rashly, the other party said that he was a little bastard, and Bao Yuan replied of course very bastard: "Lao Tzu is a big hero and a hero, you are a bastard in your dog days, and your descendants are bastards in turtle grandchildren?" ”
I saw the woman laugh, and she said, "He said that your children and grandchildren are bastards, haha! ”
Shocked.
What made Bao Yuan feel very strange was that these two people were obviously a man and a woman, and their appearance was very different, strange, but the voices of the two of them were surprisingly similar. Bao Yuan thought to himself, no wonder he talks like a man and laughs like a woman, damn, it turns out that they are two goods who are neither men nor women.
The man's face was serious: "Do you know who I am?" ”
Bao Yuan is not afraid of death, he can't fall, he didn't hesitate to say: "Lao Tzu doesn't care who you are, if you kill my friend, you will die!" ”
The woman smiled and asked, "Boy, don't you want to know about his identity?" ”
Hearing her say this, the two of them must have special identities and great backgrounds.
Bao Yuanxin thought quickly, hey, who are these two goods that are neither men nor women? My ancestor of the Bao family, Bao Houdao, told his descendants that when he walked the earth immortals, he said that when he got the divine scroll at the tongue of the dragon in Yushan, when the blood kiln was backfilled, he saw a black dragon carrying a skeleton to the sky, and then the earth fairy mouse told Bao Houdao that the tomb of the god in Yushan was where the bone mound of the lazy fairy was. Before coming to Yanmen Pass, the old man once speculated that the lazy fairy was very likely to guard the underground palace of Yanmen Pass, but at the moment, these two goods are lazy fairies, and the real lazy fairies are two people.
As soon as his thoughts were broken, Bao Yuan asked suspiciously: "Are you lazy immortals?" ”
The man was unfazed: "Am I lazy?" ”
What do you mean? Bao Yuan really couldn't understand, when the other party said this, did he admit that he was a lazy fairy? Or is it not? Bao Yuan was busy thinking, if the two goods lying on the golden dragon and golden phoenix were really lazy immortals, obediently, in a few tens of millions of years, Lao Tzu might not be able to beat them, it's over, Fat Mao, Ping Sigui, Song Peng, Alice. The four of Nika died in vain.
Yes! Dude, I really don't have the ability to avenge you!
Bao Yuan picked up his uneasy mood and continued to ask: "Say, Ma slippery, are you lazy immortals?" (To be continued.) )