Goya's eyes darkened suddenly, then he turned around and pretended to wipe his tears.

Ning Xiaobing hurriedly threw away the snacks and said, "What's wrong with you?" I can't hurt you, right? ”

Goya was hugged by him from behind, and she suddenly turned around and said to him, "Do you know how to kiss?" ”

Ning Xiaobing looked at her for a moment, and from such a close look, Goya was extremely beautiful.

"I didn't expect you to be pretty anyway!"

Goya kissed him on the lips.

Ning Xiaobing immediately pushed her away and said, "What are you doing?" Didn't you say that you were just pretending to be your girlfriend? You don't have to be so careful! ”

Goya sat up straight and said, "I'm embarrassed to take so much money from you!" ”

Ning Xiaobing said suspiciously: "I saw you so strict and elegant just now, why did you become so naïve when you were alone?" ”

Goya said angrily: "You are naïve, you are naïve!" ”

She raised her pink fist and hit his chest muscles desperately.

"Tickle!"

Ning Xiaobing laughed.

At this time, Lisa was eavesdropping on their conversation outside the room.

"It's strange, I obviously think he has never been in love, why did he have a girlfriend as soon as he came back?"

Lisa turned around and saw a large group of people behind her, eavesdropping on the voices inside.

"Wow, did you know that voyeurism is a crime? Go down, go down! ”

Ning Xiaobing, who was inside, broke out in a cold sweat.

He told Goya what was happening outside.

"So, Miss Lisa really likes you! She's so pathetic. ”

Ning Xiaobing felt that if this continued, she might not be able to give up, and he would have to make further moves.

Ning Xiaobing suddenly hugged Goya's body, "We have to start practicing kissing, otherwise she will be suspicious!" ”

So they started kissing in the room.

Ning Xiaobing's brain is constantly collecting Goya's actual combat numbers.

"What a strange woman! As soon as she kisses more, she starts to change, and she becomes soft, as if she has already reacted! ”

After two hours, when they went out hand in hand, they already looked like a couple.

In the past two days, they have been to many places together, and Lisa and the models have had a great time.

Now Xiao Yunyun has gradually become Gou Wumian's assistant, helping him make environmentally friendly tools.

After a week, none of the scientists from the Academy of Science and Technology came to show the doctor their work.

After inquiring, the doctor found out that their minds had begun to rust, and every day they could take out half a pound of rust from their ears.

So the doctor no longer went to the Academy of Science and Technology to find people.

Gou Wumian also proposed that if those students of the Academy of Science and Technology came in, if some well-intentioned people knew the secrets of those aliens, it might bring trouble to the big crabs.

The doctor was also very scared when he thought about it, and he said: "That's right, those humans are so greedy, most of them want to take the big crab for themselves, then the big crab will definitely take revenge on the earth, and when the time comes, kill most of the human race, it will be miserable!" ”

So he completely dismissed the idea of hiring someone to be an assistant.

What's more, he now has Faceless and Xiao Yunyun, and he feels that sometimes kind women are much more reliable than those scientists with evil intentions.

Ning Xiaobing and Lisa went out to play, and he held Goya's hand all the time, dangling in front of Lisa.

They also watched a boring Khanate movie together.

The film tells a poignant love story.

It said that a rich daughter was bored one day, so she went out and fell in love with a very sloppy **silk man.

Later, the daughter defeated the huge resistance of the family and got along with the ** silk man.

A few months later, the daughter felt that ** Si Nan was very naïve, so she broke up with him.

After that, half of the movies cost 5 yuan to watch!

So Ning Xiaobing hit 5 pieces in the past.

But the bird website sent hundreds of viruses, and the screen of his mobile phone was dark!

"Fuck your uncle!"

Ning Xiaobing was so angry that he threw his phone into the pool.

The models next to them laughed and laughed at them for being silly.

Seeing that he was very anxious and wanted to see the rest of the ending, Lisa stretched out her mobile phone and said, "Warrior, you can use mine to see!" ”

Ning Xiaobing knew that her was a foreign mobile phone, and there were not so many viruses, but he didn't take it, he took Goya's mobile phone and continued to look at it.

Lisa stood there stunned with her phone in her hand, her skirt getting wet as the pool of water next to her poured down.

The next Goya's mobile phone was a regular website, so there was no virus to torment them anymore.

The rest of the story is realistic and bloody.

After the ** silk man was abandoned, he no longer believed in love, and then he ran to drink and smoke every day.

A year later, he contracted liver cancer and lung cancer, and died after screaming in the hospital bed for 5 months.

And that daughter accepted her mother's construction and married a rich son.

The rich boy often had affairs with many women, and a year later, both husband and wife contracted the sacred love pig disease.

End of play!

Ning Xiaobing was furious, he felt that this film had wasted his good time, so he wanted to smash the phone.

But Goya, who was fast-handed, snatched it back.

Goya twisted his ears and shouted, "You dare to break my phone!" Yes?!! ”

Ning Xiaobing immediately surrendered.

While eating at noon, Goya secretly said, "Look at the effect of our watch just now!" ”

Ning Xiaobing peeked at Lisa and said, "I thought I messed up when I quarreled with you just now?" Is she more convinced that we are a couple now? ”

Goya smiled and nodded.

Ning Xiaobing said: "Why? Isn't it hand in hand that is the expression of affection? ”

Goya secretly said: "Actually, we made a mistake, two people hugging each other to take pictures actually don't look like a couple, they have to be photographed separately!" ”

"Really? It turns out that you humans are really in love! ”

Goya laughed, "You idiot! ”

At the end of this day, if it weren't for Ning Xiaobing's invulnerability, he would have been pinched to death.

They spent the afternoon in the playground, and while they were in the bathroom, Goya said to him, "Why aren't you afraid of pain?" You're amazing! ”

At this time, a shout suddenly flew out of the women's bathroom: "Catch **!" ”

Goya hurriedly dodged aside, and Ning Xiaobing flew in and ran in.

When he entered, he saw a male ** leaning down and laughing at a group of beautiful women inside.

I saw Lisa pick up a broom, "You damn **, go die!" ”

Then everyone heard the sound of an egg breaking.

I saw that the ** endured the pain and took out a sharp knife, and he shouted and rushed towards the women.

Lisa saw Ning Xiaobing coming in, and she shouted, "Help! ”

Ning Xiaobing smiled and made a move.

When the cleaning aunt came in to sweep the floor, she saw that there was an undressed dead ** who was embedded in the wall!

Goya, who was waiting anxiously outside, saw Ning Xiaobing walking out surrounded by a group of beautiful women.

The beauties applauded him enthusiastically.

Ning Xiaobing immediately laughed like a **.

Goya immediately walked over generously, grabbed his arm and said, "Xiao Bing, let's go!" ”

At this time, a relatively petite lady came over, she was very beautiful, as if she was a star, she came over and gave Ning Xiaobing a business card and said, "Can I know you this gentleman?" ”

Ning Xiaobing squinted and saw Lisa being squeezed aside by a large group of beauties.

He thought that if he had more women around him, Lisa would be even more disappointed in him, so he nodded in agreement.

Goya leaned over and whispered to him, "Is she the extra you hired?" ”