498 Helpless
I don't know if I should laugh three times or cry three times, it's all at this juncture, what are you still doing here? Fei Fei kicked the fat man's ass/stock and scolded: "Grass, no kidding, wake them up quickly!" ”
The fat man rubbed his fart/strands, and looked unhappy: "Brother Ghost, I thought you were joking?" I slept well, but I woke me up, and said that I was poisoned, and if I was on duty, he said that he was looking for such a bad excuse."
After all, the fat man still walked in front of Chu Xia, squatted down and pushed Chu Xia's chest hard: "Hey, get up!" ”
Early summer was like sleeping dead, without the slightest response, the fat man suddenly sighed, and pushed it vigorously, but there was still no response, so he was in a hurry, grabbed / grabbed early summer's hair, snapped is two slaps, bang, early summer slowly opened his eyes, and looked at the fat man in a daze.
Next, I kicked Wen Zhan and Wen Qianqian up respectively, they were all in the clouds, and they didn't know what was going on, I told what happened just now, but Chu Xia smiled and said: "Brother Ghost, you must be dazzled, how can there be any green on our faces." ”
"If you don't believe me, you can ...... it on your phone," and I stopped talking, because I found that the green on their faces had disappeared.
Grass, I saw the green on your faces just now, why did it disappear all of a sudden?
Wen Qianqian looked at the time and said with a smile: "It's only less than two o'clock now, Brother Ghost, you shouldn't have slept well, so you're dazzled, or will you sleep first?" Wen Zhan and I will help you on duty for a while. ”
Wen Zhan yawned a lot: "Also, Brother Ghost, you can sleep first, we can't hold it anymore and then call you." ”
I shook my head depressedly, rejected Wen Zhan's proposal, and beckoned them to continue sleeping.
I added two wooden planks to make the fire more and more prosperous, everyone chatted a few words in a mess, and several of them quickly fell asleep, and I found peanut beer, while eating peanuts and drinking beer, while smoking and reading novels, it was easy to pass the time.
After drinking two beers, I suddenly felt a lot of pee, got up and walked to the side and shhhh
I shivered, my whole body was calm, I put away the second child and returned to the fire comfortably, and before I sat down, I couldn't help but curse, because I saw that the faces of the fat man and others were faintly green, and their breathing became long and short.
Damn, this is obviously trying to play with me, but I know it's playing with me, and I'm helpless, so I can't shoot the fat man in the face, right?
After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and took a photo of everyone, and was about to wake up the fat man, when he suddenly felt that something was wrong with the photo of the mobile phone, it seemed that there was something on the fat man's face, and he looked at it, except for the faint green on the fat man's face, there was no other abnormality, scratching his scalp, puzzled, and thought it was his own dazzle, turned his head to wake up the fat man, and the moment his eyes slid from the mobile phone screen, he vaguely saw a word on the screen.
Hey? I quickly turned my head and changed the phone a few angles, and finally at one angle, I found that there was a green word on the fat man's face.
Piece?
What?
What does it mean?
Individual? Size? Individual? Individual? Personality? Old?
What is this green trying to tell me?
By the way, if the fat man has words on his face, is there any word on other people's faces? If there are words, maybe the combination of these words will tell me what it wants to sue me.
Fingers slid across the screen, and the photos of the other three people were also changed angles, and sure enough, there was a word on their faces, which were 'forced', 'you', and 'stupid'.
Are you stupid? I muttered it twice, and instantly came back to my senses, and immediately scolded angrily, grass, this green color is clearly saying - you stupid/.
After scolding a few words, I took out my mobile phone and called Kong Xuan, and Kong Xuan answered the phone after a while: "What's wrong?" Call me in the middle of the night, are you constipated? If you are constipated, eat more bananas. ”
I didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so I directly told him about the situation here, and asked, "Fat people, are they possessed by something?" ”
Kong Xuan sizzled over there and gasped: "Don't say it, they really look like they are possessed." ”
"Damn, how is it possible, isn't it true that the cultivators and ghosts and gods in this world have no mana?" I scolded angrily: "His grandmother's heavenly king covers the tiger, the chicken stews mushrooms, this is not according to the routine." ”
"Why don't you play according to the routine? Didn't you go to the General's Township this time to find the Great Demon King of Darkness? Although I don't know how strong the mana of the Great Demon King is, I think that the primary spell of possession should be no problem for them. Kong Xuan said.
"You mean, it's the Dark Lord who is doing the hell? If that's the case, then is there any way to get this out? I asked hurriedly.
"There are many ways, but you don't have the slightest mana in your body now, so it's useless to sue you." Kong Xuan sighed twice: "Otherwise, you can call the people of Allure or the Song family and ask them if there is a way." ”
I hung up the phone and was about to dial Allure, but I found that the fat man didn't know when he had woken up, sitting by the fire, looking at me with his eyes open.
After a closer look, the green on his face was still there, and he hurriedly shouted: "Fatty, don't you believe it?" Now hurry up and take a selfie with your phone. ”
The fat man stood up slowly, and said a little sluggishly, "Really? ”
"Damn, am I going to lie to you?" I said angrily, "Otherwise, you come to me to see the pictures, I just took pictures of you all." ”
The fat man sighed and walked to me, just when I switched the mobile phone album interface, I heard the fat man's breathing being long and short, short and long, still that kind of weird breathing.
I felt that something was wrong, and I turned around and was about to ask him, but I found that the fat man's face was green, and then his mouth was wide open, showing his teeth, and he bit my neck.
I stretched out my hand and pushed, and suddenly pushed the fat man back and staggered two steps, and yelled: "Fatty, are you crazy?" ”
At this time, the fat man's face was already green, and the green light flashed in his eyes, and the gaze in his eyes was actually full of hatred and anger, this kind of gaze was very familiar, I immediately remembered, damn, aren't the four famous limbs transformed by Yang Guo this kind of gaze?
What's going on?
Could it be that the fat man is controlled by that green chip? This is impossible, Yang Guo said that he is the only one in the world who can control the four famous limbs, but he has been shot in the head by Wen Qianqian, how can he still control the chip?
By the way, I forgot the right hand, when we rushed out of the cellar, we didn't find that right hand, this must be the right hand is doing ghosts, didn't Yang Guo say that they already have self-awareness? Could it be that it knew that its death was approaching, and then transferred all its whole body cultivation to the fat man? It's a bit absurd, but it's not impossible, well, it must be so.
As soon as I came to such a conclusion, I immediately found that this conclusion seemed a little unreliable, because, at this time, I saw Wen Zhan, Wen Qianqian and Chu Xia both stood up, their faces were green, and their eyes were full of resentment and malice.
Grass, what's going on? That right hand only has one chip, how can it be possible to make four people look like this at the same time?
With his mind turning, he reached out and touched the mustard seed pendant, took out the fat man's avoidance/pregnancy/set for me and took a look, and found that the three green chips inside were still there, and it seemed that it was not the reason for these chips.
Put back the chip, take out the shotgun and raise it flat, and then hang down again, damn, these four people are all companions who were born and died with me, how could I shoot at them?
Wen Zhan didn't think so, they all stared at me with extremely fierce eyes, as if I was their great enemy, however, they didn't attack immediately, they were all muscles/tenses all over their bodies, and they looked like they were waiting for an opportunity to eat, as if they were waiting for someone to give orders.
I subconsciously looked around, and although it was a little moonlight, I still couldn't see anything around.
As he was looking, a voice came from the bushes in front of me: "Hey, are you looking for me?" ”
"Who? Who are you? I raised my shotgun in a flash of lightning, aiming it in the direction the sound was coming from.
"Tuk, tuk......" There was a sound of percussion from among the trees, as if it was the sound of a wooden stick hitting the trunk of a tree, and the sound of the percussion was slightly rhythmic to the beat of a drum kit.
What does he mean by that?
The percussion of "Tuk Tuk, Tuk Tuk ......" gradually became urgent, and then the singing voice of RAP flavor was heard:
The villain lives on the side of the mountain in Jiangjun Township, and his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless.
Who knows that you brutes are arrogant and ruthless, with guns in your hands and lawless, destroying my house and taking gold bricks.
My grandfather turned his face with you, but you beat him flat, my grandmother scolded you for bullying the good people, but you caught her in the house, and raped him a hundred times, a hundred times!
……
With a bang, I fired a shot at the bushes.
Damn, can you change the classic lines of Master Xing?
However, my shot did not seem to have any effect on the sound, and the voice continued to sing on its own, until after he had finished singing the last line, 'Remembering this hatred and not sharing the heavens,' there was a loud crack, and a big tree with a thick bowl mouth was suddenly broken in two, and it was actually broken by this man.
Then, a tall figure stepped out of the bushes.
Without saying a word, I fired a shot at the shadow.
Unexpectedly, this black shadow actually dodged the bullet ghostly, and laughed gloomily: "Your habit of shooting without saying hello is really bad, fortunately I dodge fast, don't do this next time." ”
"Good!" I gritted my teeth and fired several shots at the shadow, draining the shotgun from all the bullets.
"I'm flash! I'm flashing! The voice of a black shadow teasing came from the opposite side, and when it was not allowed to fire, it dodged the bullets one by one.
Grass, bullets can dodge, and the speed of this guy is completely beyond the limits of human beings.
Could it be the Dark Lord?