"It's a private number." Zhang Dingcheng nodded at us and pressed the hands-free button.

"Boss Zhang, did you sleep well last night?" Mr. Qian's familiar voice came from the phone.

Since I also told Zhang Dingcheng and Lei Zuwu about Mr. Qian, Zhang Dingcheng said very bluntly: "Is it Mr. Qian?" My son Zhang Haotian is in your hands, right? How much ransom do you want? How to trade? ”

Mr. Qian paused for a moment, and then snorted coldly: "Is Zhong Zhengnan next to you?" ”

"Yes, Mr. Money." I coughed lightly, and I was surprised that this Mr. Qian was quick enough.

"It's immoral for you to do this!" Mr. Qian laughed, followed by a pretended sigh: "Do you know what this feels like? It's like I'm about to watch a suspense drama, and at the beginning, you point to someone and say that he is the murderer...... It's as if there's a beautiful woman lying on the bed/waiting for me to gallop on a horse, and you rush over and say that this woman has sex/disease. Zhong Zhengnan, do you understand my anger? No, I must punish you. ”

"Shall I apologize to you? It's all a few acquaintances, and the punishment will be waived. "I tried not to provoke him, after all, he had two hostages at hand.

"My Mr. Qian will do what he says, and punishment must be there. I want to think about it...... By the way, why don't you tell me a joke right now and make me laugh. Mr. Qian smiled: "This kind of punishment must be humane, right?" ”

The scolding quatrain of Brother Long suddenly popped out of my head - I went to your sister's reading book to break 10,000 volumes, and I was like a god. Can you be a little more nonsensical? Now you're kidnapping, kidnapping, you know? For such a serious matter, you actually want me to tell you a joke and laugh at your sister.

However, he made a request and could only do so. At the moment, I am searching my stomach to recall those jokes, but the more I think about these things, the more I can't remember any of them. , what's going on! Usually, when I read a joke website, I saw this joke and said that I had seen it, and when I saw that joke, I also said that I had seen it, but now when it was my turn to say it, I was dumbfounded, and my head was blank, not to mention jokes, and there were not even slightly more exciting online events.

When I was struggling, the fat man's lewd smiling face suddenly appeared in my mind, and it felt as if I saw a bright light in the dark night, no, this analogy was not enough to express the excitement in my heart, well, it was like an old pervert who had been imprisoned for ten years and had just been released saw the small pink light hair salon on the side of the road...... Ahem, I just need to recall those quotations from the fat man? It's a bit nasty, but what does it matter, as long as it's funny.

Coughing lightly, a joke blurted out: "There was a girl who called to consult a male specialist and said that her boyfriend's words were too small." The doctor asked, "Excuse me, how big is your boyfriend's words?" The girl was a little embarrassed and said that it was about the size of toothpaste. The doctor was immediately angry, have you watched too many European and American action movies? In terms of the size of the Oriental, the toothpaste is already very awesome. ”

Speaking of this, I paused intentionally or unintentionally, and then continued: "My sister said timidly, have you ever seen the toothpaste in the hotel?" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Mr. Qian suddenly laughed, laughed for a while, and then gasped and said: "Damn, I thought you would say something like children's toothpaste, but I didn't expect it to be a hotel toothpaste, hahaha, okay, this joke is good, and the matter of punishing you is just that." ”

"So what's next?" I breathed a sigh of relief, and glanced at Lei Zhang and the two, both of whom also had a strange look on their faces, as if they wanted to laugh, but because they were worried about their son, they couldn't laugh.

Mr. Qian smiled and said, "What else, you and Ling Ju continue to send me ransom." ”

"I'm sorry, Ling Ju has something to do these days, I'm afraid I can't participate." I smiled wryly.

"What? He doesn't participate in such a happy thing, is he a psychopath? Mr. Qian was furious.

"He's been a little depressed lately, and he's been under too much pressure at work, you know." I said, "I almost died suddenly yesterday." ”

"Why is he my, warn you, it must be the two of you who come forward, otherwise, I will tear up the ticket!" Mr. Qian was categorical.

"Okay, I'll call him later!" I smiled wryly again.

"Mr. Qian, how much ransom should I prepare?" Zhang Dingcheng suddenly asked loudly: "I can go and raise money." ”

"It's not a lot of money, it's just 1.1 million." Mr. Qian said with a smile.

"What about mine?" Lei Zuwu heard that as long as Zhang Dingcheng was 1.1 million, he paused a little and hurriedly asked.

"Who are you?" Mr. Qian was a little stunned.

"I'm Lei Zuwu, is my son Lei Xiaoyu also in your hands?" Lei Zuwu replied quickly.

"Lei Zuwu. Yes, Lei Xiaoyu is indeed in my hands, but it is not your turn yet, you stay first. Mr. Qian smiled and said, "However, you can prepare the money first, 1.2 million." The old rules, 1.2 million old banknotes without any problems. ”

Lei Zuwu is 1.2 million, Zhang Dingcheng is 1.1 million, and Zhou Muyang is 1 million, for the three rich people, this amount of money is nothing, but why does this Mr. Qian set this level? Could it be that his goal is just to become a millionaire?

"This amount of money shouldn't be a matter for Boss Zhang, it should be enough to give you a morning to raise money, I'll look for you at noon." After speaking, Mr. Qian hung up the phone with a smile.

Just when Zhang Dingcheng went to raise money, I called Kong Xuan to come over. Now the fat man wants to be a dad at home, and Ling Feng can't come forward, so he can only ask Kong Xuan to come over to help. I think so, since Mr. Qian has to go out of the way, then let Kong Xuan change the shape of his face and become Ling Feng's appearance, this kind of thing should not be difficult for a master-level master. Kong Xuan also groaned on the phone, saying that he had to ask Allure for help in this matter.

At noon, Zhang Dingcheng's cash had already been taken. One hundred and ten hundred yuan bills were neatly stacked in the lockbox, all of which were old bills. came with Zhang Dingcheng, and Ling Feng in civilian clothes.

I was a little surprised, and pulled Ling Feng aside: "Hey, didn't you say you wouldn't interfere?" Why is it coming again? ”

Ling Feng bared his teeth at me: "Lao Tzu is the director of the public security bureau, for the sake of the people of Xingcheng, it is right to go to the soup and fight the fire, besides, it is Lao Tzu's bounden duty to fight against evil forces." Lao Tzu must be worthy of the national emblem on his head, and Lao Tzu must be worthy of the flowers and stars on his shoulders. ”

This is extremely high-sounding, but it sounds extremely unnatural to me, when did Ling Feng learn to speak these clichés? Moreover, opening and closing his mouth is Lao Tzu, this tone is a bit like a fat man. I glanced at Ling Feng's belly suspiciously, making sure that the person in front of me was not pretending to be a fat man, and suddenly came back to my senses: "Damn, it turned out to be you bull nose!" ”

'Ling Feng' smiled: "How is it, can it be confusing the real with the fake?" ”

"Yes, yes, is it a masterpiece of Allure?" I laughed. The person in front of him is naturally Kong Xuan.

Kong Xuan raised his eyebrows: "The main thing is that I have good acting skills and look like, understand?" ”

Back in the middle of the living room, Zhang Dingcheng and his wife and Old Man Zhang were sitting and smoking in a little confusion, Lei Zuwu knew that the kidnappers would not contact him for the time being, and had already gone back to his home.

"You say, is this Mr. Qian really only 1.1 million?" When Old Man Zhang saw me coming over, he couldn't help but ask.

"Anyway, Zhou Muyang's son was exchanged for a ransom of one million." I can only be so comforted.

Old man Zhang was about to say something more, Zhang Dingcheng's mobile phone rang, pressed the speakerphone, and Mr. Qian's more pleasant voice came from inside: "Boss Zhang, is the money ready?" ”

"Ready!" Zhang Dingcheng hurriedly said: "One million and one million, all of them are in the lockbox." The password for the lockbox is 369. ”

"Zhong Zhengnan, are you next to you?" Mr. Qian chuckled.

"In!" I replied.

"You still have the phone I gave you last time, right?" Mr. Qian asked.

"Take it!"

"Okay, you two go to the train station with the money first." Mr. Qian smiled: "It's half past twelve, I'll call you at one o'clock, the old rule, if I don't arrive, I'll be very angry, if I'm angry, the consequences will be very serious." If you detonate a bomb in a crowded place like a train station, Director Ling, you don't want to see that, do you? ”

"I don't want to!" Kong Xuan replied vaguely.

"Okay, see you at one o'clock." Mr. Qian smiled and hung up the phone.

Longteng Shengshi community is not far from the railway station, usually drive for about ten minutes, even if you are unlucky, you can meet red lights at various intersections, that is at most twenty minutes to arrive, it seems that this time Mr. Qian did not deliberately make things difficult for us, perhaps, he knows that traffic control has no effect.

Kong Xuan's car was Ling Feng's off-road vehicle, and the two of them rushed to the train station at twelve fifty o'clock, looking at the endless crowd in the train station, I felt a trace of irritability in my heart, damn, if this Mr. Qian is a psychopath, if he really drops a bomb at the train station, I really don't know how many people will die.

The two of them each lit a cigarette, I glanced back at the lockbox, saw the LV logo on it, and said: "The rich people are now, this lockbox is the same as the usual lockbox, but after adding an LV logo, I'm afraid it will cost tens of thousands." You said that when the time comes to deal with the gangster, can you ask him to return the box to us? ”

Kong Xuan smiled: "LV, if you take it seriously, then it's one thing, if you don't take it seriously, then it's not the same thing." After all, this thing is basically made in China, and there is nothing to show off at all. Grandma's, these foreigners are simply a bunch of beasts, we Chinese make things ourselves, put on their brands, change hands and sell them to us, and they are especially expensive to sell! ”