Chapter 9 Shaolin Stick Technique
The fat man and the others hid in the woods, and were stunned to find a behemoth coming out of the ground in the clearing outside the forest in front of them. And this monster was none other than the giant sharp-toothed pangolin that I had encountered before with foreign search and rescue teams.
The smoke man and the others saw the monster that came out of the ground, lying on the ground peacefully and peacefully basking in the sun, and the pointed little head swayed from side to side, not knowing whether it was dozing off or looking for food.
The fat man's original plan was to dig a thief hole in the open space and enter the underground palace below. As a result, the giant earth dragon lay motionless in the sun, frustrating their original plan, and they retreated to the back of the forest to discuss their next steps. In this case, there is no way to make any moves in the open space, so you can only start digging in the forest, in this case, you don't know if you have to dig until the Year of the Monkey to dig to the top of the underground palace, or everyone can only do it in the woods and wait for the earth dragon to leave.
The fat man was very optimistic and said, "This big guy won't stay here long, he will definitely leave after basking in the sun, and we can wait until the evening to dig in the center of the clearing." ”
Others also felt that it would be a waste of effort to start digging in the woods now, or that it would be better to dig in the open space after the dragon was gone. So, the few of them hid in the woods and waited for the Earth Dragon to leave. As a result, after waiting for three or four hours, the sun had already set and rested, and the moon had come out to take over the work, and the earth dragon was still lying motionless in the clearing, without the slightest intention of leaving.
The fat man was really impatient, he had been running in and out to the outside of the woods, just tossing back and forth dozens of times, each time he was disappointed to see the earth dragon lying lazily on the open ground motionless, but the more he looked at it, the more irritable he became, and finally he was really upset and had nowhere to vent, so he began to curse, and finally began to make noise and hunger again, clamoring to find something to fill his stomach and solve the hunger problem.
When the man saw that the fat man was hungry, he handed him a piece of pancake from the northeast, and distributed the cake to the others, so he sat down under the tree and drank water, ignoring the fat man's blind tossing.
The third brother of the cigarette man, is a young man who behaves very femininely, and is a person with a very top-notch personality, it can be said that he is angry with the role of Du Miao Garlic and not letting Little Pepper, he saw that the fat man has not stopped, so he said to the fat man: "Can you make a little fuss, and attract that monster over in a while, and it's over." ”
The fat man snorted with his nostrils and said angrily: "Fat man, I have no place to sprinkle the fire in my stomach now, if it dares to come, I will slaughter it, roast it and eat it, and it can fill my stomach." ”
The little Buddha monkey also added oil and vinegar to the side and said: "Yes, after slaughtering it, Lao Tzu also wants to eat meat." ”
The third child glanced at the fat man and them, and then said to them angrily: "It's not enough for you two to stuff it between its teeth, hurry up and sleep after eating the cake, don't make any more fools." ”
The fat man was not happy when he heard this, chewing the cake and said to the third child: "Your personality is too cautious at first glance, and with the ability of a few of us, we can't clean up a hairless beast with a low IQ." After a while, the monkey and I slept while it closed its eyes, and then sneaked over and slaughtered it with a knife. ”
At this time, the people who were sitting next to him and resting heard the fat man's nonsense, and they all came to dissuade the fat man, saying: "Don't fool around, taking unnecessary risks is the behavior of fools." ”
The fat man hummed and agreed, then turned his head and glanced at the monkey next to him, and then the two of them tacitly ran to the side after eating, secretly discussing how to kill the pangolin in the clearing.
These two people can be regarded as really cowardly, the fat man is a master who is uncomfortable without causing trouble, and the monkey is a person who is not afraid of big things to go crazy, these two rotten eggs get together, and they can poke a hole in the sky. As the saying goes: if you are not afraid of no good things, you are afraid of no good people. These two deadly troublemakers sneaked out of the woods while everyone was asleep.
The cigarette man didn't know the fat man's temperament, and he didn't guard against him at all, just now he heard the conversation between the fat man and the third child, thinking that the fat man would give up his idea of going against the sky, who would have an abnormal brain to stab the tiger's ass.
However, the smoke man never expected that there were such people in his team, and there were two of them. If the fat man himself, it is estimated that he will not have so much courage, but now it is good, there is one more monkey who is not afraid of big things, and as a result, the two of them cheered each other up and took care of each other, and ran to the giant earth dragon lying on the open ground with a knife.
The two of them walked softly by the moonlight, and after a while, they walked in front of the giant earth dragon. At this time, the earth dragon had closed its eyes and tilted its head to sleep, it never dreamed that someone would be bold enough to provoke itself, isn't this like a tiger pulling teeth out of its mouth, and there is nothing to play with?
The fat man and the two quietly approached the sleeping earth dragon, he gave the monkey a look, and then directly held the knife and slowly approached the head of the earth dragon, and then raised his hand, and at the moment when the fat man raised the knife, the originally sleeping earth dragon Wu opened his eyes and looked at the fat man. The fat man was stunned by the sudden change, he never expected the earth dragon to open his eyes, and he was so close to the four eyes, he couldn't help but hold the knife stiffly with both hands without the next movement, while the earth dragon lying on the ground had slowly supported his front legs, intending to stand up.
At this time, the monkey on the side shouted: "Fat man, what are you waiting for, do it quickly!" ”
The fat man was awakened by the monkey's shout, and instantly came back to his senses, and directly inserted the knife raised in his hand into the neck of the earth dragon. When the knife fell, he heard a "snort", and a column of blood spurted out, directly splashing the blood on the fat man's face. The injured earth dragon immediately roared and stood up from the ground, opened his mouth and stretched out his long tongue, and immediately rolled up the fat man beside him.
At this time, the monkey who had been standing next to the fat man reacted quickly, grabbed the fat man's arm hard, leaned straight back, and began to pull up the river with the earth dragon. Because the earth dragon was injured in the neck, he and the monkey pulled each other a few times, and as soon as its tongue was released, the fat man and the monkey fell out.
The fat man and the monkey both have very good skills, after the two of them fell out, they quickly rolled on the spot, and then quickly got up and began to rush forward with all their might, and the earth dragon followed closely with his heavy body and began to chase the fat man.
Because the fat man and the two were afraid of getting lost in the woods, they had to escape in a circle around the central clearing. The earth dragon was probably annoyed and angry, and ran wildly, stretching out his long tongue from time to time to attack the two people who were frantically fleeing in front of him.
After such a fuss from the fat man, the smoke man who was resting in the woods was also awakened, and he walked out of the woods and saw the scene in front of him, which was really angry and anxious. The cigarette man immediately opened the backpack, took out three iron pipes from it, and then quickly and skillfully screwed them together, and the three iron pipes turned into an iron rod. Then the smoke man carried the iron rod and ran straight to the earth dragon chasing the fat man in the center of the clearing.
At this time, the fat man was still very righteous and said to the monkey next to him: "Monkey cub, you run in the opposite direction, it is enough for me to die." However, I just stabbed it in the crux of it, and I guess it won't live long. ”
The monkey next to him heard the fat man's words, and said with great grace: "Fat man, your great kindness and great virtue have a chance for me to repay it in the next life, brother, you take the first step, and it is estimated that my brother and I will arrive later." After saying that, he turned his head and ran in the opposite direction.
It is estimated that because the fat man is conspicuous, or the earth dragon holds a grudge, it really likes to continue to chase the fat man. While running for his life, the fat man scolded dishonestly: "His grandmother's stinky pangolin, you don't dig holes to eat ants, what are you chasing your fat man for?" As a result, as soon as the fat man's words fell, he didn't pay attention, and his feet were tripped by the roots of the tree that stretched out of the ground, and he fell directly to the ground, and the earth dragon who was chasing after him immediately stuck out his tongue without missing the opportunity, tightly wrapped the fat man's left leg, and pulled it back vigorously.
The fat man was not idle after he fell, his hands tightly grasped the protruding roots on the ground, and kicked hard with his other foot, wrapping the dragon's tongue around his left leg. Seeing that he couldn't pull the fat man, the earth dragon slowly stepped forward, baring his mouth full of fangs, intending to bite the fat man and swallow it.
The earth dragon had already walked in front of the fat man, and the ground was so shaken that it could bounce the fat man up. The fat man's heart was completely cold at this time, so he closed his eyes, and kept secretly scolding himself in his heart for being too eager to go underground, and he had to provoke the earth dragon with his hand, which became the mouth of this monster. It's also strange that this dragon is too rough and thick-skinned, and he was stabbed, and he didn't lose his breath after tossing for so long, because he underestimated this hairless beast too much.
Just when the fat man's life was hanging by a thread and he was about to accept the arrival of death, a figure suddenly flew over from afar, and stepped on the back of the earth dragon in three jumps and two jumps, making the earth dragon's forelimbs weak and his head staggered on the ground. Then, the person who stepped on the back of the earth dragon raised the iron rod in his hand, drew a graceful arc in the air, and then slammed it on the head of the earth dragon. I only heard the sound of "bang", like the crisp sound of metal impact, and then I saw the head of the earth dragon bloom, and the blood and brain splattered everywhere, and then he collapsed to the ground, and died of exhaustion.
The fat man saw the wonderful scene just now, and his heart was greatly amazed and admired, the person who saved him was just like the cold-faced fierce man of the cigarette man, according to the scene where he stretched out his hand just now, it can be seen that the smoke man's kung fu is really very good, and his fist and embroidered legs are simply not at the same level as his own fist embroidery legs, and the doxxing of others is already far above himself. The fat man tore open the tongue of the earth dragon wrapped around his leg, and then quickly stood up, and said to the smoke man with some excitement: "Brother smoke man, you were really good just now, and your kung fu was so good." Why didn't you agree to slaughter this thing before, seeing that you haven't spoken, I thought you were scared of this thing. ”
The cigarette man spit out the cigarette roll in his mouth, and then glared at the fat man fiercely, probably thinking: After causing such a big disaster, the fat man can still talk so heartlessly, and he doesn't know what to say about him. The smoke man jumped down from the body of the earth dragon, and at this time, the other people also ran in this direction, and the smoke man pulled out the knife stuck in the neck of the earth dragon, and said to the fat man: "This time it is good luck, if you hadn't stabbed it before, how could you have killed it so lightly." After speaking, he took out a cigarette roll from his bosom and put it in his mouth.
The fat man said with a sincere face: "Little brother, you are too modest, I guess it won't be a problem for you to kill it by yourself." Your stick is so beautiful, I just saw you draw a circle in the air, and you killed such a big guy with a stick, it's really too harmful, not inferior to Shaolin Wusheng's stick technique, how did you think of taking an iron rod to defend yourself? ”
The cigarette man wiped the blood stains on the iron rod, then twisted the interface of the iron rod, disassembled the stick into three sections and said to the fat man: "I once practiced in the Shaolin Temple because of some things, and what I learned was the Shaolin stick technique. Iron pipes are not as conspicuous as knives, and they are also easy to carry, making them the most suitable for self-defense. ”
And just as the two of them were talking, the earth dragon on the ground, which had already died, suddenly trembled violently, as if it had come back to life, struggling to get up from the ground.