200, the hero saves the beauty, drunk and beats the king and grandson I.
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When Wang Er heard that the object he wanted to kidnap was Wu Anhou, he couldn't help but be stunned. Then all resistance is lost, even if there are only two people on the other side. But these two people represent the prestige of the Han Dynasty Wu Anhou.
He didn't expect Qi Xiaoyu to come to Jiangning, the most famous hero of the Han Dynasty now. The folk legend about him now has a look, he has three heads and six arms, his arm strength is outstanding, he can lift 10,000 catties of heavy objects, and he can see thousands of miles.
is such a fairy-like character, but he listened to the demagogic words of the second master, thinking that he was an ordinary rich man who wanted to rob a vote.
This time it's kind of kicked to the iron plate.
This Wang Er is also sad to say.
This is the third time they've come out to do this job.
The first time the ticket was tied up was a noble lady, who was tied to the mountain when she was going to elope with her boyfriend. When she asked her family for money, her family accused her of ruining the door and let these bandits directly tear up the ticket. After a few more probes, they all replied like this.
Let these bandits completely lose the heart of asking for ransom.
At that time, the bandits in the mountains exploded. The men are bandits, not bandits, they eat the money from the kidnapping ticket, how can they gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes after tearing the ticket on the first ticket? So he asked the noble lady to come down the mountain.
Who knows that this aristocratic lady thinks it's too good to be a bandit, she doesn't have to go to work if she has food and drink, she has been asking for meat every day, and she refuses to get up without eating every meal until she can't walk, and the bandits want to cry without tears, where is this kidnapping of a woman, it is clearly the kidnapping of an ancestor. In the end, Wang Er had no choice, so he put some sweat medicine in her meal and threw it directly on the road hundreds of miles away. I want to come to the woman most of the road idiots. I don't think I know the way back to the mountain.
Finally, the ledger counted the chick's spending on the mountain. They also put a lot of money upside down.
By the way. This aristocratic lady's name is Iron Hammer, and when she saw Wang Er, she forgot that she was going to elope with her boyfriend. If you want to die or live, you want to be the wife of Wang Er, which scared Wang Er half to death. This hammer is more than two meters long, not to mention the village, with that physique, it can crush Wang Er to death.
sent away the fairy hammer, and another literary young man came. This young man had a rich family. Who knew that I wanted to learn that art.
But in the end, the learning is not high or low, but he sighs that he was born at the wrong time, and he did not meet his talents.
He was very happy to see that the kidnappers had kidnapped him.
Art needs a little twist, a little life, and a little hype.
He learned to paint, who has the highest value in painting?
The dead must be dead.
But he didn't want to die, and he wanted to hype up his paintings.
So I happily wanted to pay the ransom with my own paintings. Let these bandits take down the mountain and sell them at the pawnshop.
When the owner of the pawnshop under the mountain saw the paintings brought by the bandits, he scolded: "This Nima is also called a painting? What is the big piece of black paint that paints people like ghosts and landscapes? The impression of playing is not as good as that of a child. Playing with a beast is like a wild donkey, and you say that this man lives in the world is simply an insult to art! ”
The bandits returned to the mountain in disgrace, and told the pawnshop owner's words to the literary young man as they wept, and the literary and artistic young man cried after listening to it, sighing that he was born at the wrong time, and that he did not meet his talents, and that the world could not understand his paintings, and he told the bandits to treasure their paintings, and his paintings would inevitably become cultural relics after a hundred years, and they would be valuable at that time.
Then he jumped into the mountain and claimed to dedicate himself to art.
That's right, jumping down a mountain.
To say that this literary and artistic young man is also unlucky, so he jumped halfway up the mountain and there was a crooked-necked tree, and he hung it there directly.
When the bandits rescued him, he came up to save him, and he took in a lot of medical expenses.
This young man experienced this catastrophe of life and death, broke through the red dust, and said that he had become a monk.
As for the third time, it was even more of a tear. The two of them went up the mountain directly and subdued their thousands of bandits.
There are millions of stupid thieves in the world, but Sima Yi has really only seen such a family when he gets mixed up to this point.
Forget it, let Qi Xiaoyu decide.
So the grand view appeared, and the two escorted more than a thousand people back to the small village.
The village was already small, and there were so many faces at once, and all the military cadets looked at these tattered people with a smile, thinking that this was a migrant worker from where Qi Xiaoyu had found it.
Only a few people know that this Nima is a gang of bandits.
Qi Xiaoyu saw Wang Er and said, "You ask them if they are willing to work for me here?" I don't dare to say how much the salary is, but there is no problem with food and clothing. If not, I'll give them some severance pay and let them go home. ”
Wang Eryi heard that he could eat enough to work and get paid, so he couldn't help nodding: "Hungry willing, hungry people are willing to do anything." Who wants to be a bandit if they have enough to eat, not all of them are forced. ”
Forced. Qi Xiaoyu nodded, yes, in the prosperous world of Chengping, there are still people who want to be bandits, if they are not really desperate, who is willing to do this murderous business.
"Your origins, I said to the outside world that you came out to find a job, you yourself have to restrain your brother, we are a military camp here, the order is prohibited, if there is petty theft or some other illegal things, all will act in accordance with military law, understand?" As soon as Qi Xiaoyu gave Wang Er a reassurance, he bluffed Wang Er again. He likes this cute boss who is a little guilty, and at first glance he is a good person, and he has no scheming.
"Hungry."
Qi Xiaoyu roughly told them what they were going to do, and asked them to go to Jia Xu and hurry up to help with the work.
It's up to Jia Xu to assign them what to do.
There were more than a thousand mouths to eat at once, Qi Xiaoyu didn't feel anything, but Jia Xu was in trouble. "Adults are really looking for trouble."
But when he heard that the wages demanded by these bandits were only one-tenth of the students', Jia Xu couldn't help but shout in his heart: "My lord is too wise. Although there are a large number of these military cadets, they are not as good as doing a lot, so when he heard that there were good workers with good quality and low prices, Jia Xu's eyes lit up, and there were some smiles of unknown meaning on his lips.
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Qi Xiaoyu looked at the second master with a depressed expression in front of him, and said, "I have 10,000 ways to pry your mouth open, so you better be honest." ”
"Master Hou...... The little ones really don't know anything. The second master's eyes were wandering. said that he really didn't know anything. The big deal is death. said that he couldn't sell the prince Liu Jing.
"I don't know, do you? Say! I just want to see what the Ten Tortures of Yongyang are. Qi Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes. I am fighting against history and want to dig the big man out of the fire pit, but it's these people who don't have long eyes who want the big man to mess up. For this kind of person, Qi Xiaoyu really has nothing to be polite about.
"Qiao Hao!" Qi Xiaoyu called out Qiao Hao and said to Qiao Hao: "I heard that Yongyang has ten tortures, how big do you think the tough guy in front of you can hold?" ”
Qiao Hao looked at the second master contemptuously and spit out a few words: "Just him?" I'm afraid I can't stand it. ”
Qiao Hao took out the splint he made when he was bored and put it on the second master's hand.
"What are you going to do?" The second boss looked a little frightened. He is a Han man, when has he seen this conjoined splint?
"This is just foreplay. When I pull it to both sides, you will know what pain is and be happy. Qiao Hao stopped talking, and suddenly pulled the splint to both sides, and the bamboo board suddenly tightened, sandwiching the ten fingers of the second master.
Ten fingers connected to the heart, the two masters screamed out in pain with an "ah".
"I just tugged lightly, what are you calling so loud? Rest assured, you can't die. I still have a lot of fun little toys that I want someone to try on. Qiao Hao's serious appearance frightened the second master. The wicked need to be grinded by the wicked.
Second, when has the boss suffered this kind of hardship.
"Master Hou. I must know everything, I must know everything. "The second master was caught by the bamboo board, and his mind was a lot clearer.
"That's right, life is your own, you have to think about it before you speak." Qi Xiaoyu quipped.
The second master shook out the things he knew like pouring beans, and he didn't know what he wanted to hide for Liu Jing, but where could he hide the shrewd Qi Xiaoyu, he also shook it out after a thorough investigation.
The original name of these two masters was Liu An, and they were Liu Jing's guards, so if Liu Jing had anything to see, he would find this Liu An to do it for him. Since Liu Jing arrived in Jiangnan Province, he thought that the emperor was far away and acted unscrupulously, and the originally rich Jiangnan Province was rectified into a miasma, and Liu Jing actually had a new way to play at this time, that is, to let Liu An mix in with the bandits and prepare to rob the rich.
But Liu An couldn't be placed in front of the stage, so Wang Er, who was cute and easy to control, became the big boss of the bandits.
And just a few days ago, Liu An saw a mysterious person, gave him a lot of benefits in private, and said that he wanted him to find a few people to find Qi Xiaoyu's trouble. Driven by interests, Liu An sued Wang Er that there were rich people on his side and asked dozens of brothers to tie up the tickets. Who knew that not only the dozens of brothers, but even Liu An himself had fallen here.
"Mysterious ......" means that he is not a person on Liu Jing's line, otherwise he would have given an order directly to this Liu An. Qi Xiaoyu knocked on the table, figuring out who this mysterious person was. If it weren't for the stupidity of these bandits, maybe Qi Xiaoyu would have spent some effort.
No matter who he is, if this operation is not successful, there will be a next time, so wait and see.
Liu An was taken down, and what he said was recorded and his signature signed. Qi Xiaoyu didn't want to have any entanglement with that Liu Jing now, and if he wanted to deal with him, there had to be other ways. So I'm not in a hurry at all.
But that Sima Yi is really lucky, he originally meant to let Sima Yi go to the bandits to go down the mountain, and then design to get rid of the bandit boss, the rest of the crowd is long, must be at his mercy, who would have thought that there was another hidden story here, Sima Yi and Xu Chu copied the bandits' home, it is really not as good as the sky, God is on his side.
It seems that the food prepared in the kitchen does not need to be drugged, and he originally planned to pit the group of cadets together to make them more vigilant, but now it seems that it should be a meal to welcome the new comrades.
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When the bell rang, everyone on the construction site stopped what they were doing and walked towards the canteen.
They were greeted with a hearty meal.
Not to mention the chicken, duck and fish, the aroma of wine on the table is even more charming, and people can't help but swallow their saliva. The villagers of the three villages in Qi Xiaoyu's fiefdom were also invited, and the whole village sat down at the long table.
"It's probably going to be hard for everyone these months. This meal. It should be regarded as washing the dust for everyone who came from afar. Today. Good wine and good meat are enough! Qi Xiaoyu didn't say much, and came up and dried a cup of rice wine. This rice wine is sweet, but it has great stamina, and it is made from rice unique to Jiangning Province.
The cadets looked at each other, not knowing which one this Hou Ye was playing.
But those who have good wine and meat are in front of themselves, just eat them, where do you care so much. They drank a glass of wine in their hands and treated their stomachs well.
The bandits were even greener-eyed. When have you ever eaten big fish and meat in the mountains! After taking a sip of wine, he didn't care about it anymore and ate heavily.
The village chief and Dongfang Wenyin were also invited.
The village chief whispered something to Dongfang Wenyin: "Holy Aunt, this Qi Xiaoyu really has some ability. ”
"How?" Dongfang didn't know what to do, and the village chief didn't tell her about Yan Donglou's calculation of Qi Xiaoyu.
"Those strangers are actually bandits!" The village chief was helpless, he originally wanted the bandits to find fault, but this was good, and he was directly incorporated by Qi Xiaoyu and became a migrant worker.
"Huh?" Dongfang Wenyin was stunned for a moment. What kind of means did Qi Xiaoyu use?
"Look at me beckoning the villagers to go up and make him make a fool of himself!" The village chief held a breath of evil in his heart and wanted to toast. Pouring down Qi Xiaoyu and killing Qi Xiaoyu's prestige made him a big ugly man in front of these people. This rice wine has great strength, although the entrance is sweet and delicious, but ordinary people will faint after three or four cups, and a pot with a good amount of wine is indispensable to stagger.
Half an hour later.
"Holy aunt, why is this guy so drunk, vomiting ......" The village chief poured Qi Xiaoyu eighteen bowls in a row, but Qi Xiaoyu's face did not change, but the village chief couldn't hold it and vomited wildly in public. The festive thing that made everyone laugh.
"Poof......" Dongfang couldn't help but laugh when he heard the sound. This smile captivated the country and the city, and made many military cadets look sideways, there was indeed a phoenix in this mountain village, where did such a beautiful woman come out.
She Yingying walked in front of Qi Xiaoyu, "The folk girl respects the Hou Ye with a cup, and I hope the Hou Ye will not shirk." ”
"Well said." Qi Xiaoyu turned out Dongfang Wenyin's cup, but he inadvertently touched Dongfang Wenyin's smooth and tender fingers, and Dongfang Wenyin's hand holding the wine glass trembled slightly.
Drink it all.
"It is said that good things come in pairs, and I wish the Hou Ye a thousand miles." Dongfang Wenyin poured Qi Xiaoyu a full glass of wine again, and then drank with Qi Xiaoyu.
"Thank you." Qi Xiaoyu didn't see Dongfang's beauty when he heard the sound, and drank the second cup by himself.
"Am I so ugly that you don't even look at me?" Dongfang Wenyin was a little resentful.
"Don't dare, don't look at indecent things, the girl is very beautiful, I'm afraid of losing my morality after drinking, so I don't dare to look at it." Qi Xiaoyu glanced at Dongfang Wenyin and hurriedly shifted his gaze elsewhere.
Hearing Qi Xiaoyu praise himself, Dongfang Wenyin was very happy, and poured Qi Xiaoyu a third glass of wine.
"This third glass of wine, the folk girl thanked the Hou Ye for his praise." (Thank you for saving your life.) Dongfang Wenyin felt a sense of melancholy in her heart, and somehow, she slipped under her feet and fell into Qi Xiaoyu's arms.
"Oh~~" A group of cadets began to coax. The Han folk style is simple, and heroes and beauties are often found in dramas, this oriental sound is beautiful and fragrant, Qi Xiaoyu is a young hero, and the two are together, which is very eye-catching. If the two of them can succeed, it will definitely be a great story. These people coaxed purely for Qi Xiaoyu's good fortune. However, these people also know that Qi Xiaoyu once became angry at the crown and ran to Jiuzhen because of Lin Xi, the dream lover of the big man. So it's harmless to be coaxed.
"I'm sorry............" Dongfang made a big red face when he heard the sound, and hurriedly left Qi Xiaoyu, but his body was a little soft, and Qi Xiaoyu's solid chest was so hot.
Qi Xiaoyu helped Dongfang Wenyin up, but Dongfang Wenyin felt a trace of loss in his heart. (Am I really not as good as Lin Xi?) )
Qi Xiaoyu didn't know what Dongfang Wenyin was thinking, and said, "It's rude." ”
"The folk girl retired." Dongfang Wenyin left here quickly, she always felt as if there was something blocked in her heart. And the village chief also followed Dongfang Wenyin and left, for fear that the holy aunt would make a mistake. The great cause of the revival of the White Lotus Sect is counting on the Holy Aunt.
Dongfang Wenyin's departure did not make the banquet cold, the cadets drank wine, and they opened it even more, and they went to find someone to fight for wine, and the people who were still a little rusty also became familiar because of the wine.
After drinking, the bandits and cadets hooked shoulders and backs, and they all spoke with big tongues.
"If the harvest is good for the hungry, please go to the hungry to eat steamed buns, then the taste of mutton, don't mention it." Wang Er is a native of Yanzhou, and the military cadets who speak a local dialect are in the clouds, but the wine is there, and most of the men's friendships are drunk.
After three rounds of drinking, at this moment, I saw the village chief stumbling back to the banquet, and shouted in a disgraced voice: "Hou Ye, Hou Ye, it's not good, my granddaughter has been robbed away!" ”
"What?" Qi Xiaoyu was shocked, aren't all these bandits here? How can anyone still do things to rob people?
He looked at Wang Er with a deep meaning, with a bit of grabness. Although Wang Er was cute, when he saw Qi Xiaoyu looking at him like this, he knew that he was making fun of him, and he couldn't help but blush.
"The hungry bandits have only robbed one woman, called a hammer, two meters horizontally and vertically, that is when the brothers just entered this industry, and they didn't understand the rules, they ate the hungry people poorly, and women were not easy to rob, and then they didn't dare to rob the people's daughters anymore." Wang Er said.
Qi Xiaoyu almost didn't squirt out after listening to a sip of wine.
"A woman with two meters horizontally and vertically? Why didn't you keep her as your wife? But Qi Xiaoyu didn't say this, but said it in his heart. (To be continued!)
ps: It's gratifying to finally come to chapter 2oo. Today's fourth watch, this is the first watch