Chapter 378: You're So Black
Since ancient times, throughout the history of China and foreign countries, places like cemeteries have been quite evil.
There are all kinds of haunted legends in China, and there are legends of all kinds of dark creatures in foreign countries, such as vampires and werewolves.
It can be seen that for the vast majority of intelligent beings, death is very worthy of aweβand by the way, not so long ago, the so-called vampires were not as high as they are now.
At that time, people thought that vampires were similar to Chinese zombies, with no superfluous aura other than disgusting.
I don't know when it began, a group of Hollywood directors began to lead the rhythm, and it was popular to shoot vampires as nobles who held (bi), reflecting a high-level characteristic.
Later, a group of people learned and learned, whether they were writing novels or making movies, and they began to add all kinds of pretending settings to vampires, so the vampires who were originally eating in the sewers like zombies actually turned over and became a bloody clan in the eyes of everyone.
Tut...... People don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salted fish? Salted fish will also turn over, okay?
Especially when he saw the cross and the cemetery appear at the same time, Li Yunfei subconsciously remembered some vampire movies or horror movies he had watched, and then inexplicably felt a chill in the back of his head - the wind blows.
Led by Yorick, he and Vanessa traveled to the cemetery not far from Sentinel Ridge, intending to visit this cemetery, which is usually rarely visited.
Under the dark night sky, rows of tombstones in the cemetery were neatly arranged in the moonlight, and a withered plant stood next to the cemetery, on which stood a few crows with red eyes, looking coldly at Li Yunfei and a group of people.
The night wind blew and the cold air hit people, Li Yunfei couldn't help but rub his hands. Goosebumps on my arms.
"What's that...... There's nothing unclean in this cemetery, right? β
It's not that he's timid, it's that the current atmosphere is really a bit oozing - especially when even the passers-by are a weird hunchbacked old man, no matter how you look at it, this scene is exactly the same as a horror movie.
Vanessa on the side glanced at him, a little speechless, "Mr. Li, you...... Don't seem to like the undead? β
Li Yunfei glared at her. Very upset, "What's that?" Do I look like someone who is afraid of ghosts? Let me tell you, I dared to sleep in a mass grave at the age of three, went down to the cemetery to steal burial goods at the age of five, never lost in the tomb robbery world at the age of ten, and was named the first person in the tomb robbery world at the age of thirteen...... Do I look like someone who is afraid of ghosts? β
Vanessa looked at him speechlessly, too lazy to debunk this nonsense guy.
She sighed and said. "Now I understand, no wonder you have such a good relationship with Rebecca, your personalities are indeed very compatible."
Rebecca is the blood-elf brain-dead girl who claims that they have 90 million brothers in the Brotherhood of Defiia, and one person can drown Li Yunfei with a mouthful of saliva......
Li Yunfei blew his beard and glared, "What words?" Does my Li Yunfei look so unreliable? It's better for you to compare me to anyone, why compare me to that blood elf brain-dead girl? Isn't this a personal attack by Chi Guoguo? β
Before Vanessa could speak, an angry cry suddenly came from ahead. Then a figure came over indignantly.
"Say what? What are you talking about? β
Under Li Yunfei's stunned gaze, the figure that came out of the darkness glared at Li Yunfei angrily. He shouted, "Who do you say is brain-dead?" Li Yunfei, you want to die, don't you? Don't think that high force is great, I have a hundred ways to make you stay in this place, believe it or not? β
Li Yunfei laughed dryly, looking embarrassed.
After all, if you say bad things about others behind your back and are heard by the main owner, normal people will be embarrassed - even if he feels that what he said is not wrong at all.
But women. is such an unreasonable creature (this is what Li Yunfei said, not me, and has nothing to do with the author).
As the old saying goes, it is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a woman, only women and villains are difficult to raise, and offending a woman means that you have offended an endless troublemaker...... So the rational choice is not to offend women (this is still what Li Yunfei said).
Therefore, in order not to be unlucky for yourself. Or in the future, he was retaliated by this little lady's stumbling under the skin and put a cold arrow, Li Yunfei really began to throw the blame and admit it.
"That...... Forehead...... Well, did you hear me wrong? Rebecca, we didn't even mention you earlier, why are you so excited? Did someone say something bad? β
Rebecca glared at him angrily, feeling that her feelings were being played with, "Do you think I'm deaf?" Tell you, our blood elves' hearing is not comparable to that of humans, even if it is so far away, I heard everything you just said, don't try to deny me! β
Li Yunfei coughed dryly, and hurriedly dragged Yorick, the grave keeper who was watching the play, to rush inside, to stay away from this unrelenting woman.
"Let's go see Sejuani, I miss her so much."
Sun Tzu's Art of War, the impermanence of war and the impermanence of water, if you can avoid it, you can avoid it, you can hide it, don't be blind to women (Li Yunfei said).
In order to stay away from trouble, Li Yunfei began to decisively leave the battlefield.
Rebecca in the rear was also stopped by Vanessa, and the trouble was temporarily calmed down.
However, after walking into the grave keeper's hut and seeing the so-called Sejuani, Li Yunfei was dumbfounded.
"Lying ...... it! This TM is Sejuani? β
Looking at the little girl in front of him with disdain, Li Yunfei felt that his feelings had been deceived.
Although I had guessed that this Sejuani was just an impostor, I didn't expect the other party to be an impostor......
"Damn, are you playing with me?"
Standing there, looking at the little girl's face that he had never seen before, Li Yunfei felt that his trip was really in vain.
Not only was he wanted by Stormwind City, but he also wasted so much time, and in the end it turned out to be a bamboo basket for nothing, isn't this TM playing me?
So he turned and glared at Vanessa who was following him, and his attitude was very unhappy, "I said...... Miss Vanessa. β
Looking at Vanessa in front of him, Li Yunfei asked, "Didn't I tell you all the basic characteristics of Sejuani before?" Why can I still find the wrong one? Are you deliberately teasing me? β
Vanessa looked at the scene in the room and understood that the person she found this time was indeed not the companion Li Yunfei was looking for. I couldn't help but sigh and be a little disappointed.
"I'm sorry, it's our fault this time, I'm really sorry for delaying Mr. Li's time."
However, Li Yunfei hadn't spoken yet, and Rebecca on the side couldn't sit still. jumped out directly and sprayed Li Yunfei in the face, looking even more angry than him.
"You're embarrassed to say that you told us about your characteristics, do you know how much trouble this little kid has caused us? If it weren't for those bullshit traits you gave, how could we have been so childish with this uneducated little fart for so long? β
"And we wasted so much time and manpower in order to find this little kid and settle her, and in the end it turned out that it was all in vain, and we don't have an opinion, but you have an opinion first...... Affection your time is time. Our time is not time, is it? β
The Blood Elf Maiden was very upset, and Vanessa tried to stop her excesses, but she scolded her back.
"Sister, don't speak, let me teach this stupid bird a good lesson, otherwise he won't know what to do."
Then in the eyes of everyone in the house, Rebecca asked Li Yunfei loudly, "I asked you to give me a few drawings or photos before, but you couldn't give them back." I gave a few vague descriptions, and the people I found out didn't meet your liking, do you blame us? Do you have a face? β
Li Yunfei frowned. "I made it clear to you all the characteristics of Sejuani at that time......
"Yes, that's clear. Eight-year-old, little girl, white hair, very vicious mouth, swearing, and bad personality. It's called Sejuani, right? β
Pointing to the little girl next to her who was watching the whole play, Rebecca said, "Look at this little brat, what is different from the description you said?" β
Li Yunfei subconsciously frowned and looked at the little girl on the side. Then he showed a stunned expression.
Indeed, this is indeed a little girl of eight or nine years old, still with white hair.
Then he thought for a moment and asked, "Little sister, can you tell me what your name is?" β
The little girl glared at him sharply, a look of disdain, "Trash! Bah! You kind of garbage deserve to know Miss Ben's name? I don't pee like I look like I want to know my name...... Do you have that qualification? You pariah. β
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What's going on with this TM sense of immediacy? Ya really isn't Sejuani? A little girl from a normal family can't be so uneducated, right?
"Okay......"
He looked at the little girl in front of him and said, "Since you don't like me, then I'll make a long story short." Tell me, what's your name? How did you get here, I'll send you home when I'm done, okay? β
The little girl looked at him with a frown, her face arrogant and disdainful, "You pariah, do you want to please Miss Ben and then become my servant?" Tell you, you're not qualified enough, when will you make your ugly face a little more handsome, and then come to me, otherwise you won't be qualified to get close to Miss Ben, understand? β
Li Yunfei began to look left and right.
"Uh...... Mr. Li, what are you looking for? β
"I'll find a stick to kill her."
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After a lot of waste, a group of people stopped the rampaging Li Yunfei and made him dispel the idea of beating this little girl.
At this time, Li Yunfei probably knew the reason why this little kid was mistaken for Sejuani.
White-haired, cheap-mouthed, foul-mouthed, arrogant, called Sejuani, who appears alone in the Elwyn Forest...... This TM is exactly the same as the one he says, and it is strange that anyone who has never seen Sejuani can tell the difference between the two.
The most amazing thing is that this uneducated little kid is actually called Sejuani...... Tsk, does it turn out that the owner of this broken name is this virtue? The next time I see Sejuani, I'll have to laugh at her.
With such a calculation in his heart, Li Yunfei gave up this unlucky little kid who was also named Sejuani, and was too lazy to care about her anymore, and asked the people of the Brotherhood to deal with it themselves.
"This isn't the person I'm looking for, you can handle it yourself...... Belch...... By the way, you're going to deal with her? β
When walking side by side with Vanessa under the night sky, Li Yunfei subconsciously asked this.
Vanessa, on the other hand, glanced at him and said as a matter of course, "Of course it's killed, you can't keep it as a disaster, right?" She'd met Uncle Yorick. β
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦ That one...... Uh......"
Looking at the girl in front of him with a natural face, Li Yunfei felt that he still couldn't accept it, "Although I also hate this broken child who spews feces all over his mouth, there is no need to kill him, right?" It's so cruel, it's like a bandit......"
Under the night sky, Vanessa blinked, a look of surprise, "Huh? Turns out we're not bandits? β
............ "Okay, Li Yunfei almost forgot that the Defiya Brotherhood is indeed a bandit."
He coughed dryly and changed his wording, "Let's put it that way, we don't have to...... Belch...... There's no need to kill it. This little girl is only eight years old, although she is now a little crooked and has a bad personality, but she is not without hope of reversing. With a good education, it is still possible for her to learn well. β
"Even if you don't let her go, it's good to train her to be well-behaved and stay by your side to do chores. Such a little girl still has a good face, she is still a nobleman, she is completely qualified to be a maid for you, what a pity to kill. β
"And it's not right to kill Lori, although Lori is useless, but it's a reserve for the royal sister. Every Lori is a future royal sister.,You kill a Lori now.,There will be one less royal sister in the future.,What a pity?,You say, right? β
"That's why I think well, this little kid still can't be killed, you see......"
Under the moonlight, Li Yunfei said a lot of things as he walked, just to persuade Vanessa to give up the idea of killing the little kid named Sejuani.
And Vanessa laughed and didn't say anything the whole time, smiling and watching Li Yunfei baba talk non-stop, and finally couldn't help but hold her stomach and laugh.
"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... Mr. Li, you don't really think I'm going to kill that little girl, do you? I'm just talking, you actually take it seriously...... Are you so easy to deceive? β
Li Yunfei looked embarrassed, and said in his heart, you little girl, Lao Tzu and you are discussing serious topics well and seriously, and you are playing with me.
Glaring at Vanessa with a depressed face, Li Yunfei felt that his feelings had been deceived.
"And what are you going to do with this little girl? Really stay as your maid? Or do you do hard labor? Belch...... It's impossible to just put it away, right? Isn't this cemetery stronghold here exposed? β
Vanessa laughed, "Of course it won't be so easy to let her go." β
She looked at Li Yunfei and smiled sweetly, "I have already asked someone to contact this little girl's relatives in Stormwind City, and the price is two thousand gold coins." I believe that her elder, out of face and dignity, will definitely pay. β
Li Yunfei was speechless, "Two thousand gold coins? You're so dark......"
"Thanks for the compliment." (To be continued......)