Chapter 510: Boss Wang is everywhere
In the snowy suburbs of Fubei, there is a huge guest ten inside the villa, and there is a double soft bed in the middle of the year. A thin, thin, middle-aged man wears a special restraint suit for the mentally ill, and is tied to a soft bed. The man's eyes were staring blankly at the ceiling. The mouth kept coming out of a sound similar to that of an animal.
After seeing his face clearly when approaching, it can scare people. I saw that this man's face was unusually protruding, and he actually had a fox's face. From time to time, the corners of the mouth are sprayed with liquid like ink, and where the liquid is splashed, it emits a smell similar to that emitted by the smell of dead fish.
There are dozens of men and women standing far away in this guest ten, and the eyes of this person are staring at the thin man lying on the bed, but in their eyes, except for the eyes of fear, only two or three people really show a cold look.
The fat man and I were next to the thin man, and I sat cross-legged at the feet of the thin man. There is a black hijab on the head, which is matched with the singing words in the mouth of the fat man. Sandwich spit brother.
The guy tied to the bed is the richest man in Dedi, and he is the family of Bao Fat - his surname is Bao Mingliancheng, and he can be seen in almost all the profitable businesses in Dedi. Don't look at him now that he is not a human being, and a fox is not a fox. Who would have thought that just half a year ago, the richest man was still pot-bellied, and all the indicators of his body exceeded the standard. A big fat man who has to catch seven or eight dinners a day. Originally, although the face was not handsome, it was quite good-looking. The reason why Boss Bao has mixed up his current virtue is that he has to start talking about it half a year ago.
Half a year ago, the boss of Baoda found another way, bought a piece of land in a deep mountain and old forest, and built a high-end club away from the hustle and bustle of the city. But just after the workers from the mountain. While the foundation was being excavated, something unusual was discovered.
When the workers were planting the foundation, they inadvertently inserted a huge underground cavern. Because the scale of this cave is too large, I thought it was an ancient underground tomb at first. The workers who participated in the insertion saw that it was cheap, and they did not insert it anyway. Now it's better to plug it in directly, and see if there are any two burial treasures in it, maybe you will rely on the treasures in it to buy a house and land in the future.
But after plugging it in, I realized that it wasn't the same thing. In the cave, except for the corpse of the Wandu fox and a stone Shuo carved with the fox's head, there was no more tithing for him. This from 10,000 dead foxes stiffened, almost all of them have been dried, and there is not a single sign of corruption.
One has also straightened the eyes of the old workers who have gained the field, they are all the land-winning people of Fubei, and they have heard the story of the five immortals of Yiyi Fubei. Plus from such a scene, whoever watched the legs and stomachs turned tendons. All the workers had no intention of working, and a few older ones found red ropes to surround the fox grave, and then began to burn incense and kowtow to the fox grave. The project manager who watched the scene was Boss Bao's brother-in-law, and he really instructed the workers not to move, so he could only report the matter to his brother-in-law on the phone. However, he didn't explain it in the phone, only saying that a few foxes were inserted, and the workers at the construction site were frightened and didn't dare to start work.
The boss of Deshibao ran away on the phone, aren't they just a few dead foxes? And not dead. As for the fact that even the work has stopped? After scolding his brother-in-law for being bloody, he personally led people to the construction site in the deep mountains and old forests.
When Boss Bao got out of the car and saw the scene in front of him, he was also snorted by this scene. Only then did I realize that it was his brother-in-law who didn't practice the truth on the phone, where is this still a matter of a few foxes? Catching and throwing all the foxes in the new mountain now may not be able to fill this underground cavern.
However, Boss Bao is stubborn, and he will continue to be tough to the end. In this construction site, he will eat 100,000 yuan a day, although Boss Bao's family has a big business, but it is not enough to toss these two. Boss Bao first called several big foremen over and asked them to arrange for someone to clean up the dead fox down here, and find a place to bury it first. Then the horse from let the workers return to work.
However, after Boss Bao finished speaking, the faces of these big foremen suddenly looked uncomfortable. After hesitating for a long time, the foreman, who was still the oldest, said with a bitter face: "Boss, don't dare to plug in again." You also see that there are more than 10,000 fox fairies below, and as the old saying goes, this place is called Xuanyuan Tomb. How to disturb the fox fairies is already disrespectful, now this place should be refilled from the soil, and dozens of new chicken sacrifices should be made, don't let the fox fairies blame. Boss, it's just to trouble you to break the trouble again, change places and continue our world."
"Don't talk to me about this!" Boss Bao glared at the old foreman and shouted: "Just a few dead foxes, you have to be real, change places - do you know how much money Lao Tzu spent here?" If I build a road and come in, I will spend six million! It's also a fox fairy fox fairy, if there is really that, you shouted out one and a half for me to see! ”
The more Boss Bao shouted, the more excited he became, and in the end he didn't care about these foremen. He took a few of his men and went to the warehouse to find two barrels of oil. Boss Bao personally poured oil into the dead fox in the hole, and burned the coke from 10,000 dead foxes in front of the workers.
There were really a few workers who wanted to stop Boss Bao, but unfortunately they were all stopped outside by the people brought by Boss Bao. Seeing that the fox was about to burn clean, a black smoke came out of the charred fox corpse. It's just a moment's effort, this black smoke is overwhelming this construction site.
Except for being a little confused, others don't have a sense of tithe. I just heard a few screams suddenly from Boss Bao's position, and everyone didn't know what was going on, and my sister came and went quickly in this black smoke. After a few moments, the black smoke was gone.
After the black smoke disappeared, it was found that Boss Bao had fallen to the ground. The muscles of his face trembled, and his face had changed to the look of a fox.
Everyone was stunned by Boss Bao's strange appearance, and no one dared to approach from a distance. In the end, it was Bao Liancheng's brother-in-law who took out 100,000 yuan on the spot, and only then bought a few bold people to carry Boss Bao and sent them to Dedi Hospital all the way for dozens of miles.
Such a disease cannot be seen by ordinary doctors. The doctor on duty was also stupid, not to mention the treatment of such a 'disease', he had never even heard of it. In the end, after the dean in charge of business saw it, he was in a cold sweat and pulled the family of Boss Bao, who rushed to the corner after hearing the news.
"People are like this, and you are still sent to the hospital. Interesting? "The old dean looked confused, and he almost said, 'Are you here to smash the field?'
At this time, after Boss Bao's family saw Bao Liancheng's appearance, they were basically stupid. The oldest person in the field is Bao Liancheng's maternal uncle. The old man has lived for a long time and has also seen it, so he has to arrange for someone to pull Boss Bao to this country villa. According to the original intention of the Bao family, they wanted to pull him back to the mansion in the provincial capital, but if the current honor of the boss Bao was photographed by reporters, it would be a big deal even if he was put on the net.
So, from that day on, the boss of Foot Treasure stayed in this villa. And his relatives and friends were not idle, and began to be busy looking for Fang Min who could solve the problem for Boss Bao.
In the minds of the people who won the land, except for the jumping god and Einstein, all those who rushed to him belonged to feudal superstition. Since Einstein's set is useless, let's find a great god to enter the house.
The Bao family is also a big business, and they found more than a dozen jumping gods to exorcise evil spirits for Boss Bao. This is also the great god of most of the people after seeing the appearance of Baolian City, without saying a word, they turned around and lay down.
From beginning to end, there were only two buddies from nearby counties, and they didn't even see Boss Bao's face, so they patted their chests to testify that they had eliminated the evil, and when they saw Bao Liancheng's appearance, their faces turned pale. The two gods held the King Wen drum in their hands and sang a few words with their eyes closed, and then began to foam at the mouth. He can still be a little sister, and the great god from the bed fell directly into Boss Bao's arms and convulsed.
But that's it, the two brothers of the two gods are still foaming at the mouth, while singing this great god. After finishing the matter, Boss Bao still had a fox face, giggling at the god who was still twitching in his arms. The buddy who danced the two gods snatched the great god from the bed first, then wiped the foam from the corners of his mouth, and said to Boss Bao's uncle with a sad face: "Boss, it's not easy to make hard money, how much reward points"
According to the rules, even if these two brothers were smashed, they could have been beaten by giving them apples casually. However, Bao Liancheng's uncle still said: "Don't worry, I will give you enough money, you two are so dedicated......"
It doesn't work to find a jumping god to solve the problem locally, and the relatives of Baolian City have no choice but to find a way to hope that other provinces and cities will have a master of dancing gods. This way turned around and turned to Monk Xiao, and this old guy also made a special trip to see the situation of Boss Bao. It's just that the requirements of the main family are too harsh, except for the dancing god, everything else is feudal superstition. It can't be used to poison poor Treasure City again.
Originally, Old Master Xiao also had the people to exorcise evil spirits for Boss Bao, but the premise that the other party didn't want anything except for the dancing god made it difficult for Monk Xiao. Seeing that it was impossible not to turn the money in his hand, he thought of me and Bao Fatzi after thinking about it.
The polling bureau has been abolished for more than half a year, and the folk and religious studio of Bao Fatzi and I has been officially open for a while. Shao Yiyi and Huang Ran, Meng Qiqi and Zhang Zhiyan also joined in one after another, but after all, they were still just stepping forward, and during the previous poll bureau, they were used to waiting for supernatural events from all over the country every day. Now if you have to go out to find a business by yourself, you will know the difference between state-owned and private enterprises. In addition, those who have to feed Yang Jun and Yang Xiao for idle meals are even more stretched.
When the polling bureau was abolished, Bao Fatzi took Eryang to the folk religion studio with great difficulty. originally thought that as long as these two brothers were around, even if they encountered any dangerous incidents, they would be able to solve them. It's really not good, and Wu Rendi's big god, but the fat man is still scared of Wu Rendi, such a god-like character can not provoke, or try not to provoke the sister.
After a bargain with Monk Xiao, Bao Fatzi took over the business, and the remuneration obtained was settled with the old Master Xiao. There is no need for Er Yang to go out in person for this little thing, and after some preparations, I, Bao Fatzi and Huang Ran set off to Boss Bao's villa.
After arriving at Dedi, we did not go directly to see the family of Boss Bao. Instead, he hid in the hotel and made up for a night from the knowledge of the dancing god. Although I also saw a few dances when I was a child, but after I entered the poll bureau, I realized that people are basically money-giving magic sticks, but why vaguely, I seem to remember that there is also a monk Xiao in this magic stick......
said that it was an evil supplement, and Chong Shi also found a bunch of books and videos that were cold to jump to the gods. Including the archival materials that were cleared out of the data room before the poll bureau was abolished, but the time was too rushed, and Bao Fat Man had no interest in the text materials, he just watched the video from the cold to the gods for a night.
After reading it, Bao Fat Man began to arrange the roles between us. He is the two gods who are responsible for rapping and singing, I just need to sit on the bed honestly and play for the fat man. Then see the right time, take advantage of the people around you who are not paying attention, and take action to solve the trouble of Boss Bao.
Huang Ran is in charge of driving, if we can't get even, we will pull him out, how can I say that President Huang was also the last big family of the Religious Committee before, and this kind of thing is not difficult for him.
Early the next morning, the three of us arrived at Boss Bao's villa. Because I have contacted my sister before, although the relatives of the Bao family are a little confused about the age of me and Bao Fatzi, but Boss Bao has been 'sick' for more than half a year, and he is really not far from death in this second place. Now we can only be a dead horse and a live horse doctor, let's try, anyway, it's like this, how bad can it be?
Boss Bao's uncle personally took me and Bao Fat to the house in Baolian City, and after entering the door, I saw a huge fox lying on the bed from the man's body. When the fox saw me and the fat man come in, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he actually made a sneering expression.
But after an instant, the fox's face changed, and its eyes stared motionlessly at my slightly bulging waist, and there were two short swords called 'sin' and 'punishment' inserted in them, which were still obtained from Wu Rendi's biggest opponent, although they had not been used a few times, but this fox clearly showed his fear of these two short swords. Knowing that you are confused, Fu Xi will do it......
After greeting the people of the Bao family for a few words, Bao Fat Ma Cong resisted the package ticket: "One qiē is wrapped in the body of our brothers, it's not that I said, as long as it is not the resurrection of the nine-tailed fox Su Daji, it can't escape the palm of our brothers, the spicy ......., right?" ”
When he said the last sentence, the confidence of the fat man did not seem to be that two-legged. Later, after the matter was over, he told me that his ability to see Tianyan was too weak, and he could only vaguely see Boss Bao lying on his stomach with a misty Fu Xi, and the last two said that he asked me if I was sure.
"Hmm" I nodded, and said to the fat man: "A little fox, it's not a big problem"
With my words. Bao Fatty's heart fell to the ground, and after a few nonsense words, we changed into the clothes of the jumping god, I did Boss Bao's bed, after the fox saw me approaching, he first opened his mouth and kept intimidating, seeing that there was no effect, I still got closer and closer, this fox actually pulled out Boss Bao's mouth, poked his head, and his new body followed Bao Liancheng's mouth and drilled into his body.
This process is also a blink of an eye, but when I want to stop it, the fox has completely drilled in, its size is huge, I can't imagine that after getting in, Boss Bao's body shape still hasn't changed at all.
It's a bit troublesome now, and now I can only take one step at a time......
After I sat down with my sister, Bao Fat Man began his performance, this fat guy first knocked on the Wenwang drum for a while, I didn't expect that it was just one night from the time, he was able to beat in the cavity version, and when I was a child, I heard the drum tune of the dancing god can not be said to be exactly the same, and it is not too much. Even the people of the Bao family who were pressing the formation around listened to the practice and nodded.
After a burst of King Wen's drum beating, Bao Fatzi opened his mouth and sang. After singing this voice, he almost fell me out of bed, whether he sang about the two-person turn, or the horse widow opening a shop...
After the two sang this sentence, the faces of the people around them changed. Almost all of the people who looked at it looked gloomy and began to be ruthless, it seemed that as long as there was a leader, this group of people could all rush over and make up for me and the fat man. Although I am not confused about resisting, but for the sake of a horse widow, how can this be reasonable......
Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Uncle Bao Liancheng, the eldest of the other party's seniors, spoke: "Stay honest!" After they finished dancing the gods, why did Liancheng wake up and say that Liancheng couldn't wake up and break the legs of these two calves."
After saying this, the restless voice slowly subsided, but everyone's eyes were still staring at me and the fat man viciously. Sister is in Bao Fatty's psychological element, like nothing happened, still smiling, and the lyrics are turned to the dancing god again.
After a few opening sentences, Bao Fatzi sang the main words: "I'll invite the immortal family - please Yuan Shi Tianzun" Following Bao Fatzi's words, I straightened my body, pinched the people with my hands and made a pose. Bao Fatzi invited two immortals one after another, and I followed his words and made various postures.
This opening is decent, and the noise from the back is much quieter. But unlucky to be unlucky in the fourth immortal family servant, when singing here, Bao Liancheng's mouth suddenly opened, a fox head came out of it, and shouted at Bao Fat, attracting his attention, this person and a fox glanced at each other, this fox quickly retracted his head before I was about to start pulling it out of Bao Boss's mouth.
After Leng Buding and the fox glanced at each other, the fat man actually resisted, and he could see the fox's true appearance, and he couldn't help but tremble. Although for the two of us, such a scene has been seen a lot before, but I don't know why, after these two and the fox glanced at each other, Bao Fat Man actually forgot the lyrics behind him, his head is now blank, originally as long as he casually picks up the names of a few immortals, he can fool this paragraph, but Bao Fatman is now blank in his head, and the gods and Buddhas in the sky are not enough to think about it.
After humming and chirping a few words, this product finally began to make up blindly: "Fourth, please Jay Chou..."
As soon as these words came out, everyone, including me, was stunned. When everyone behind me heard the new word, their eyes were fixed on me to see what kind of reaction I would have. After holding it for a long time, I finally reached out and gestured, and sang vaguely in my mouth: "Quick...... Use nunchucks – hey, hey! ”
Seeing that I had followed, Bao Fatzi continued to make up: "Five Please Song Nationality Yina ......"
"Spicy...... Babes ...... Spicy" - Bao Dasheng, your uncle's!
When Jay Chou was invited, everyone behind them thought they hadn't heard it clearly, and they didn't know which new god this surname Zhou was. But Song Zi and everyone heard it clearly, You Chong is hot girl, not to mention the relatives and friends of the Bao family behind him, even Uncle Bao Liancheng, who has always been calm, couldn't sit still, the old man jumped directly from the chair, and trembled and pointed at me and Bao Fat and shouted: "Cut them!" ”
"Boom!" With a bang, almost all the Bao family, both men and women, rushed over. Seeing that it was about to rush in front of me and Bao Fat, the fox's head once again came out of Bao Liancheng's mouth, this time I was on guard, and at the moment when it showed its head, I stretched out my hand, grabbed the fox's neck between the electric and flint, and lifted the new fox out of Bao Liancheng's mouth.
The moment I pulled the fox out, my other hand had already pulled out the sin sword that was stuck in the back of my waist, and instantly stabbed the fox into the heart, and slashed downward. A new payment fell out of the water, and the four foxes were gouging in the air, but they couldn't resist, and finally bared their teeth and screamed "Wow!" ”
This voice is not only me and Bao Fat, but even everyone in the Debao family who has rushed to us really listens. The few people who rushed to the front were so frightened that they sat down on the ground, and then everyone saw a dead fox appear in my hand. R832