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In the end, Zhao Shanyu and I chatted casually about some gossip, and it didn't take long for the door to open, Da Kui carried a large table, Hong Zhuo carried a variety of boxed lunches, which contained a lot of dishes, and Brother Donkey actually resisted two cases of beer to come in. (Please search for the fastest novel website!)

"Hey, what are you guys, the patient has just woken up, and you can't drink and eat these things." As soon as they entered, a doctor who looked to be in his forties walked in and yelled at us.

Da Kui became anxious when he heard this, and scolded: "What is it? My crazy brother is awake and won't even be allowed to drink, right? ”

Hong Zhuo hurriedly stopped him, smiled at the doctor and said, "Doctor Liu, this is my friend, I know his body, he can drink some wine, he is happy today, you don't care." ”

It turns out that this is the hospital where Hong Zhuo works.

Doctor Liu, I don't know if it was for Hong Zhuo's face, or because he saw that the Da Kui people were tall and tall, he snorted anyway, and then shook his hand and closed the door and left.

I also lifted the quilt, quickly opened a bottle of beer, and poured two sips vigorously, refreshing.

Zhao Shanyu didn't care about us, just stayed next to me, not knowing what he was thinking.

After we drank for a while, Brother Donkey said to me with a red face: "Fengzi, you kid is too uninteresting, you can catch ghosts and don't even sue me." ”

I ate two bites of food and said, "What are you suing for, is it possible that you are still expected to learn?" ”

When Brother Donkey heard this, he nodded hurriedly, stood up and said: "I'll rub, I'll sue you, I was born and I felt that I would be the material to save the world in the future, you see if I have talent, can I catch a ghost or something." ”

Hong Zhuo said with a smile next to him: "Fengzi, we have all been tortured by donkeys during the time you fainted, let us teach him to catch ghosts all day long, you know my situation, how can you catch ghosts, he refuses to learn the things in the book "Medicine" to teach him, Da Kui himself is still a half-ass, let alone teach him."

After hearing this, I nodded, looked at the expectant donkey next to me and asked, "Brother donkey, seriously, what are you learning to catch ghosts for?" ”

Originally, I thought that Brother Donkey would say, in order to maintain world peace, in order to kill demons or something, but I didn't expect this guy to be sincere, and said with a cheap smile: "Our own brothers are not, I actually want to learn two tricks, and then soak a girl or something, grandma's, I dream of having some special functions." ”

Catching ghosts and picking up girls? What about, I had that idea at first, but what about the result? Catching ghosts all day long, injured, endless, as for picking up girls, I've been learning Taoism for almost two years, and I really haven't caught ghosts to pick up girls, of course, if Brother Donkey has a special habit, maybe I can do it with a female ghost or something.

"What, do you really want to learn how to catch ghosts?" I thought about it and said to Da Kui: "Da Kui, what about the book." ”

Da Kui hurriedly took out the book "Mountain" and said to me: "Brother Madman, I have copied this book, but you have never had a chance to give it to you after you fainted." ”

I nodded and took the "Mountain" book, flipped through it, and was about to find a simple talisman, but after looking for a long time, Leng didn't find it, these talismans are really not simple, I finally asked Hong Zhuo: "Brother Hong, is there a guy."

When the donkey brother next to him heard this, he hurriedly took out a brush, a yellow talisman, and a small jar of cinnabar and black dog blood and handed it over and said, "I've been ready for a long time." ”

I took it, drew a flame talisman in my hand, handed it over, and said, "Recite it as quickly as the law." ”

Brother Donkey took the flame talisman, his hands were shaking, and then he took a deep breath and said, "Hurry like a law."

Sure enough, there was no reaction to this talisman, I shook my head and said, "Brother Donkey, you practice slowly, when you can make this talisman burn, I will teach you Taoism." ”

After saying that, we continued to drink, but Brother Donkey didn't have the heart to drink, so he sat next to him, looking at this flame talisman with straight eyes, and kept thinking anxiously like a law, like a stupid hat.

About twenty minutes later, when Brother Donkey didn't know that he had read it hundreds of times, suddenly, the flame talisman actually burned.

Hong Zhuo and I subconsciously glanced at each other.

Brother Donkey's excited eyes were red, his hands kept shaking, and when the talisman burned his hand, he didn't cry out in pain, but Da Kui moved quickly and opened the flame talisman.

Brother Donkey pounced and knelt on the ground and shouted: "Mother, your son is out of breath, and I am also a person with special functions." ”

"Wowhaha." Brother Donkey was like crazy, laughing wildly and rushing out of the ward, I don't know where he ran, his appearance, people who don't know can win millions for him.

"Do you think he will be directly imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital if he goes out like this?" Zhao Shiyu looked at the back of Brother Donkey and asked us.

"It's hard to say, but it's possible." Da Kui nodded.

I said disdainfully: "I'll go, isn't it just a talisman equivalent to a lighter, excited like this, as for it." ”

This flame talisman listens to the name hanging, but it is useless to deal with ghosts and monsters, it is troublesome to draw a talisman when it is used to light a cigarette, this kind of talisman is the trouble of Taoist priests in ancient times, this is what it has, but now there is a lighter, who has nothing to draw this thing to light the fire.

Hong Zhuo said with a smile: "But this donkey is really talented, the first time he touches the talisman, he can absorb qi in twenty minutes, and he is very talented when he touches the talisman." ”

Don't think that touching these charms, it's as simple as just yelling, if that's the case, then anyone can catch ghosts and play, if you want to use a talisman you need to use the qi mentioned by Hong Zhuo just now, this thing is mysterious, that is, there are all kinds of 'qi' around people, such as feng shui qi, the use of talismans needs to let the surrounding qi pour into the talisman to touch the charm.

To put it simply, just concentrate, there is nothing special.

"In a few days, I'll find a way to find a few books on charms, and let Brother Donkey practice first." I say.

Li Mingyao has a lot of Maoshan charm books there, I asked Li Mingyao to mail me a few copies, I don't want to give the "Mountain" book to Brother Donkey, it's not that I don't trust him, it's just that the "Mountain" book is something left by my grandfather after all, and I have more or less regarded it as a family heirloom in my heart, and it is already an exception for Da Kui, so I don't plan to give it to Brother Donkey.

Then they chatted about something else, and it didn't take long for Brother Donkey to be escorted back by the security guards of the two hospitals, and the two security guards said angrily to Hong Zhuo: "Doctor Hong, your friend should be optimistic, if we hadn't stopped him just now, he would have run into the women's toilet, and what did he say to go in to see if there were any ghosts, Doctor Hong, if I hadn't seen him as your friend, we would have sent him directly to the neurology department." ”

Hong Zhuo's face was full of embarrassment, and he walked over to the two security guards and handed a cigarette to him and said, "It's troublesome for the two of you, my friend was a little irritated just now." ”

[Xiao Jiu has a lot of private affairs these days, so the update is a little slower, starting tomorrow, and the three changes will be restored. 】