Chapter 259: What's wrong with this world

There is an old Chinese saying that there are four happy events in life, which are the long drought and cold dew, the old acquaintance in another country, the candle night in the cave house, and the title of the gold list. So after half a year (Li Yunfei's perspective), he met Liu Yuxuan and Yu Wen, two acquaintances, and Li Yunfei was very happy.

It's just that in the eyes of these two people, Li Yunfei only disappeared for about ten days, and suddenly appeared on Mount Everest, the pinnacle of the world, and fell from such a high place like Tom Cat without injury...... Did this guy turn out to be a youkai?

"Youkai! Help me! ”

In the frightened cries of the two women, Li Yunfei's face was black.

"I mean, what are you two crazy about? What monster is not a monster, I'm not a monster at all, okay? Besides, we're old friends, aren't we? You don't even know me...... Belch...... Mr. Liu, don't get excited, put the gun down first, it's very dangerous to point a gun at someone casually. ”

Looking at Liu Yuxuan, who suddenly pulled out a small silver pistol and pointed it at him, Li Yunfei was completely defeated by the other party, "It's just that old friends meet, as for those who draw guns and face each other as soon as they meet?" ”

Liu Yuxuan took a deep breath and clenched the gun in her hand nervously, like grasping the last straw.

"Don't move! Hands up! Now sue me, what the hell are you? What is the purpose of coming here? How is it possible to fall from such a high place unscathed? Are you a monster? ”

Li Yunfei shook his head, "You ask so many questions in one breath, which one should I answer you...... Well, actually, I think you should think about how to deal with this avalanche instead of asking me questions. ”

Li Yunfei pointed to the terrible avalanche that was rushing down quickly above his head, and smiled wickedly, "If you are buried alive." That's not fun. ”

The two of them looked up suddenly, only to realize that the avalanche caused by the previous explosion was about to fall, and they instantly looked panicked.

"You ......" glared at Li Yunfei angrily, Liu Yuxuan gritted her teeth and was angry, "If it weren't for the explosion you made on it." Will it cause an avalanche? Are we going to die? ”

Under the resentment of the life-and-death crisis, Liu Yuxuan suddenly raised her pistol and shot it with a "bang".

Qiang –

In the crisp sound of metal clashes, the metal bullet was instantly knocked away by Li Yunfei's sword and flew obliquely into the sky. And in his hand, there was already a long and narrow sword in his hand.

Liu Yuxuan looked shocked, "You...... Where did you get the sword? ”

And a sword knocked the bullet away...... Is this ability possible in reality? It's not about making martial arts movies......

Under the shocked gaze of the two, Li Yunfei shrugged his shoulders and laughed, "Of course it's conjured...... Not. Mr. Liu, Mr. Yu, in fact, don't be in a hurry to get angry, although this avalanche is caused by me, I didn't say that I don't care if you live or die. ”

Seeing that one of the two of them was holding a gun and pointing it at him, Li Yunfei spread his hands with an innocent expression, "You put the gun away." Don't shoot me, don't interfere with my words. I might be able to save your life. ”

Liu Yuxuan gritted her teeth and looked angry, "Then you will come to the rescue!" I'll see how you save us, and we'll go to hell together!" ”

The avalanche is powerful enough to seriously injure a human at the moment it hits a human body, and it is not impossible to even die on the spot. And then he was buried alive by the heavy snow, and no one could break free.

If it's an ordinary small snowy mountain. As long as the rescue team rescues in time, there is still hope of survival, but at the top of Mount Everest, the harsh climate will greatly delay the rescue time, and once it encounters an avalanche, it almost means death.

So Liu Yuxuan and the two of them at this time. My heart was already filled with despair.

Seeing that the avalanche above their heads was getting closer and closer, they hugged each other tightly, like mandarin ducks at the end of the road, even if they died.

"Woo...... Wenwen ...... Wenwen ......"

"Xuanxuan ......"

"Wenwen!"

"Mmmm......mmmm

Looking at the two women who were crying and suddenly hugging each other and kissing passionately, Li Yunfei had a black line on his face.

"You...... You two ......."

There is no word that can describe Li Yunfei's shock at this time.

After experiencing the war of the Three Kingdoms era, he saw his top boss and his daughter's homeroom teacher again after half a year, and before he had time to think about how the two met, he suddenly found that these two people were actually that kind of identity......

"What are you doing?"

Li Yunfei looked at these two crazy women who hugged each other and kissed passionately with a black line, and felt that the world suddenly didn't know each other, "Kiss when the disaster comes...... Do you play Titanic? ”

The female teacher, who had always been quiet and generous, suddenly raised her head, glared at Li Yunfei viciously, and roared loudly, "What? Do you have an opinion? Haven't seen lesbians yet? What to watch? Look at the old lady gouging out your eyes! ”

And Liu Yuxuan in her arms hugged her tightly, crying heartbreakingly, extremely weak, "Woo woo...... Wenwen ...... Wenwen ...... I don't want to leave you...... I really don't want to leave you, I haven't grown old with you, I really don't want to leave you...... Woowoowoo...... Will we still be together in the next life? ”

Yu Wen put her arms around her with her backhand and said with a firm face, "Xuanxuan, not only in the next life, but in the next life, in the next life, we all have to be together." ”

"Woooooooooo......oo Wenwen ......"

"Xuanxuan ......"

"Wenwen ......"

"Mmmm......mm

Looking at the woman who hugged these two people and kissed each other again, Li Yunfei's face was full of black lines, "You guys...... You're kidding me! ”

If you wake up and suddenly find that your immediate boss not only knows your daughter's teacher, but these two are still lovers, and both of them are women, you will be like Li Yunfei, wondering if something is wrong in this world.

In his memory, he didn't remember that the two knew each other at all. Why did they go on a trip to the Three Kingdoms and come back, and these two became homosexuals?

And it's this high-quality gay ......

Looking at the two beauties who hugged each other and kissed passionately, Li Yunfei, as a man, felt deep despair.

My God, there are few scarce resources like beauties, and you still waste resources by producing and selling them...... Eh, no wonder someone as handsome as me can't find a girlfriend, it turns out that all the beauties have gone to him.

Looking at the two women who hugged each other and kissed passionately with a sad face, Li Yunfei sighed, tired and unloved.

"Women should find a man to marry, and then get married and have children, what is the matter with Ji...... Get out of the way, I'll help you carry the avalanche. ”

was obviously able to bypass from one side, but Li Yunfei deliberately rushed between the two women with a stick, and forcibly shook the two women who were hugging each other in a surge of true anger.

Later, under the shocked gaze of Liu Yuxuan and the others, the man who rushed between them actually rushed directly against the avalanche wave several meters high, and the sword in his hand suddenly bloomed with dazzling blue light.

First Sword - Sword Wind Storm! (To be continued......)