Chapter 37: Opening the Coffin
"What are you afraid of, if there are really zombies or something, we have so many people, we want guns and guns, we want gunpowder and gunpowder, and we can be afraid of how many years he has been dead. Come, the smoker and I are on one side, and we will take the steel cone and start it. "The fat man is an absolute atheist, and he doesn't believe in the nonsense of resurrection from the dead, but I grew up listening to all kinds of weird stories since I was a child, so when I saw them about to open the coffin, I unconsciously stepped back.
Taro walked forward. reminded "Don't open the coffin with your face facing you, otherwise the corpse will enter the body, and you will be paralyzed at least and die on the spot." ”
"Okay." Saying that the steel cone has been inserted in, with a force on the hand, the first layer of the coffin was pried open, with the reminder of the taro, the brave man did not dare to put his head into it immediately, and waited for a moment before illuminating the inside with a miner's lamp, and as soon as he saw it, he shouted happily "Hey." There are good things. But what the hell is this? ”
The big head heard the sound and looked over, only to see that there were seven things like night pearls on the second floor of the coffin placed in the shape of the Big Dipper, these beads looked gorgeous under the light, "This pattern is a peculiar scene in the sky, commonly known as the Big Dipper." The seven stars are divided into one day pivot, two Tianxuan, three days, four Tianquan, five Yuheng, six Kaiyang, and seven shaking light, and the ancients believed that these seven stars have their own fingers. Taoism calls the Big Dipper the Seven Elements of the Big Dipper as the Seven Yuan Relief Xingjun, who lives in the Seven Palaces of the Big Dipper, namely: Tianshu Palace Greedy Wolf Xingjun, Tianxuan Palace Jumen Xingjun, Tianji Palace Lucun Xingjun, Tianquan Palace Wenqu Xingjun, Yuheng Palace Lianzhen Xingjun, Kaiyang Palace Wuqu Xingjun, and Shaoguang Palace Pojun Xingjun. You see, this first bead is slightly larger than the others, that is, Tianshu is the most prosperous, which means resourceful and ambitious. It shows that the owner of the coffin was once at least a figure in the middle leadership class. ”
Speaking of this, the big head suddenly thought of something, turned around and looked around at this tomb, and said with words in his mouth, "Logically speaking, people of such status should not have any funeral goods, but how can this tomb be empty." ”
"Hey, big head, these beads should be worth a lot of money." The fat man had already buried his head in it, holding a knife and trying to pick off the beads.
"Oh, that's not worth much, it's all fake."
"What?" A basin of cold water was poured on the fat man's head, which made him lose interest immediately.
"However, you should hurry up and open the coffin, the good thing is estimated to be on the main owner."
"Ha, I see." Not much nonsense, with motivation, it is fast to do the work, and in the blink of an eye, all the three coffins were pried open and thrown aside, leaving only the bottom coffin board that has not been opened.
"Smoker, work harder." As he spoke, he lifted the steel cone and lowered it.
A 'coo' suddenly sounded in the tomb, and the fat man and the smoker fell back violently in fright, and sat on the ground with their butts, "Fuck, what kind of sound is this, smoker, did you make it?" ”
"What nonsense? I'd like to say you. ”
"It's not you, it's not me. That's..."The fat man looked at the last coffin, "There was still something alive in it." ”
When the monkey heard this, he hid behind me in fright, and muttered, "I'll just say, there won't be anything good in this coffin, you don't believe it, now look at it, people are not happy." ”
"Monkeys, don't talk nonsense." Obviously, the fat man's confidence is also a little insufficient, and he looks at the big head as if asking for help.
"Don't panic, keep driving, the main thing here is that he is really not dead, which means that there must be a fetish on him, mosquitoes, you have to prepare the gun, if he dares to move, he will be beaten into a beenet's nest." Somehow, the big head rose sharply to passion, so positive.
There is a good saying, courage comes from the heart, the fat man had already stood up when he heard the fetish, and as soon as the big head finished speaking, he didn't care whether the smoker followed, and the sharp steel cone in his hand was inserted fiercely. "It doesn't matter if you are dead or alive, if you meet your fat uncle today, you will be angry to the end."
"Drink! Open! The fat man shouted, and the steel cone was vigorously struck, and the coffin board was cocked in response, and the steel cone was struck again, and it fell off completely, and a strong smell of wine came to the nose. Choked the fat man for a while, "Good guy, this is still the master who likes to drink." ”
"Ahh The smoker was not choked, and looked inside the coffin, shocked, "This thing..."
We walked to the coffin one after another, looked inside, and saw a person about seven feet tall lying in the coffin, with white skin so white that you could see blood vessels and even bones, with slightly closed eyes, the whole person looked very strange but extremely gentle.
The embalming of the entire corpse was done perfectly, but the hands could only see the white bones of Sen Sen, the white bones shook hands, each palm held a long piece of jade, and his face was covered with a silk curtain made of dark green jade pieces. And the clothes on his body have long been completely rotted.
In view of the sudden 'grunt', my eyes were always fixed on his chest. But I didn't see any signs of ups and downs for half a day, and it seemed that he was indeed completely dead.
"Taro, see if he's completely dead. Otherwise, the six of us big men stared at his ** for so long, I'm afraid he would be mad. The fat man was worried about the good jade on the corpse, but he didn't dare to do it rashly, so he had to ask Taro's opinion.
Taro leaned down and observed for a while, before he spoke, "It is indeed a long time ago, this smell of wine is the ancients in order to embalm and wash the whole body with alcohol after his death, I have heard of this method of embalming in the future, I have always felt that it is pure nonsense, but when I see it today, I have gained a lot of knowledge." ”
"Well, I'm already dead. That Cheng, then these jades on this body, I will laugh at the fat man. The fat man said unceremoniously reached out to take it, but suddenly his hand stopped in mid-air, raised his head and asked the big head, "I say, these jades are always true." ”
The big head smiled, "Of course it's true, but these things on the surface are not the most precious, more valuable things in his mouth." ”
After receiving the news that it was true, the fat man's hand swept away the jade from the dead corpse, and even the two pieces of jade in his skull hands did not let go. Only then did he carefully put it in his backpack, "What did you say just now, he still has something in his mouth, you said that this old boy, he is still so greedy when he dies, and he has to hide the good guy in his mouth when he is dead." Let me teach him a lesson. ”
As he spoke, the fat man walked around to the corpse's head, bent down and entered, grabbed the corpse's throat with one hand to prevent it from swallowing, and pried open his mouth with the other, and forcibly pulled out a small piece of jade with a strange shape like a spider from his mouth.
"Big head, are there any other treasured things?" The fat man doesn't seem to be satisfied.
"Yes, the ancients believed that after death, the soul ascends to the sky, and the form returns to the earth. Death is just another cycle of life, and life in another world is the same as before life. Therefore, on the one hand, they had to help the soul qi ascend to the heavenly court smoothly, and on the other hand, they had to serve the spirit well. Therefore, they pay special attention to the embalming of corpses. Therefore, there must be jade in the seven orifices. ”
"Seven tricks." The fat man thought for a moment, "You mean there's something in his ass?" ”
The big head smiled and nodded, "How about it, do you want to get it?" ”
Hearing this, the fat man looked at the jade in his hand and then looked at the eerie and white corpse, gritted his teeth a little and said, "I have to let this old boy leave something, otherwise he should really be angry,"
We laughed. After all, there is still something he doesn't dare to start.
"Come on, everyone, move all these lids back, and we have to respect this old boy a little." What kind of respect does the fat man come to talk about at this time, why don't you know when you just dig something out of someone's mouth, but it's not a bad thing to cover it up, and it can also cover up some traces of our visit.