The man replied, "Uncle, this is your eyesight problem, is this clay pot new?" It's not new at all, you look at this pattern, you look at the color of this Tuqin, and then you look at the inscription at the bottom of the pot, which is a typical clay pot of the Song Dynasty. If this jar is sold in a big city, then it will be no problem for this jar to sell for tens of thousands of yuan. I'm in urgent need of money at home, so I sold it cheaply, three hundred yuan, if you think it's okay, take it away, if you think it's not good, you just put it away, and wait for someone who really knows the goods to come. ”

The old man estimated that he was defeated by this stall owner, and his face was a little unbearable, and he said: "Why don't I know the goods, I have long seen that the pattern on this is from the Song Dynasty, and the inscription on the back of the can, I can see it, I want this can, I will give you money." The old man said as he took his wallet out of his pocket.

The fat man and I are looking at it in our eyes and anxious in our hearts, because this clay pot is a product of modern times when people with a discerning eye know at a glance, what pattern and what title the stall owner said, they are all added later, and this kind of deceptive trick is there in Panjiayuan in Beijing. Seeing that this uncle is about to pay for it, and seeing that this uncle is not dressed like a rich man, three hundred yuan is definitely not a decimal amount for him, so it would be a pity if this black-hearted stall owner was deceived in vain.

I was in a hurry, and I stepped forward and said, "This stall owner, I am a tourist from Beijing, and I just saw you selling this clay pot here." This clay pot is a good thing, so let's do it, just now I heard this uncle bid 300 yuan, then I'll do this, I'll give you 3,000, you sell it to me. ”

"Three thousand!" The crowd exploded with a "whoosh".

The fat man hurriedly came to my ear and said to me: "Old Hu, are you crazy!" It's a fucking fake jar, it's not worth ten dollars, and you pay three thousand dollars to buy it! Is your head broken? ”

I turned around and smiled at the fat man, and whispered, "Don't worry, you see how I fix him." ”

As soon as the fat man heard me say this, he was relieved.

At this time, the crowd began to surge, because in a small city like Shanhaiguan, 3,000 yuan is equivalent to the income of ordinary people for ten or even twenty years, and using such a large amount of money to buy a broken jar is really the first time these people have seen it in their lives, so they all want to squeeze in to see who will take out 3,000 yuan to be this big household. The crowd was crowded around, and Shirley Yang and I, as well as the fat man, were also staggered, and suddenly I didn't pay attention, and Shirley Yang's backpack was squeezed out by one person. The backpack fell to the ground with a "snap", and the words written by Li Yeying rolled out with a gurgle.

As soon as I saw that such a precious thing had fallen to the ground, I quickly squatted down and picked it up and put it back into Shirley Yang's backpack, when I heard the stall owner next to me shouting: "Don't fucking squeeze, if anyone squeezes Lao Tzu's antiques, Lao Tzu will make him pay ten!" If anyone squeezes my friend from Beijing, I will let him walk around without food! ”

As soon as people heard this, they immediately quieted down, and the stall owner saw that the crowd was no longer in turmoil, and hurriedly said to me with a smile on his face: "This little brother doesn't look very old, but he is really a person who knows the goods, this clay pot in the Song Dynasty is worth a lot of money, not to mention 3,000 yuan to buy, you are 30,000 yuan to buy, and when you return to the big city of Beijing, I will give you a packing ticket for 100,000 yuan!" ”

I pretended to agree with him, and said to him: "I bought your clay pot for 3,000 yuan, it's really cheap, your stall owner is really kind to lose money, there are really good people in this world!" ”

When the old man who paid 300 yuan next to him heard this, he was even more fascinated, and shouted at the stall owner: "You have sold me 300 yuan just now, how can you not be trustworthy when you do business!" You've got to sell it to me! ”

This stall owner didn't even look at the old man this time, and said: "You old immortal, where should you go, who the just said that he was going to sell to you, I signed a contract with you or did you pay a deposit for me, and you still give me credit here for nothing?" If you mess around here, I'll discount your legs! ”

As soon as the old man heard that he was scolded, he suddenly became angry, and he was about to come forward to reason with the stall owner, when the fat man suddenly came up, pulled the old man aside, and whispered a few words to the old man, the old man was still very confused at first, and then he looked at the clay pot in the stall owner's hand, and suddenly had a feeling of sudden realization. The fat man should have sued him for the fake workmanship of this clay pot, this kind of thing that has no technical content at all, and it can deceive laymen and this kind of old uncles and aunts.

After the old man understood, he scolded the stall owner: "You are a king and a calf, you can't die well." After saying that, he left hatefully.

Although the stall owner was very angry after hearing this, he now estimated that the most important idea in his heart was how to cheat the 3,000 yuan in my hand first, so he was not as knowledgeable as this old man, and hurriedly said to me with a smile on his face: "This young man, you see, no one has robbed this clay pot with you now, I think we can pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, you and I are having fun." ”

I looked at his flattering face, and I felt extremely disgusted in my heart, and said: "Actually, boss, the things on your antique stall, I like them all, I want them all!" ”

As soon as the boss heard this, he sent me to kneel down directly, both eyes were glowing green, and he said excitedly: "This, this, this master, you, you, you are really a big master who knows the goods, what kind of luck do you say I have, I met such a person who knows the goods as you today." If you take it all, I'll give you a favor, a discount! Greatly discounted! The stall owner was so excited that he stumbled when he spoke.

"Okay, what you said, give me a discount, then I want it!"

When the stall owner heard what I said, his legs and feet were unsteady, and he almost staggered to his knees, and said, "Okay! Yes! Yes! Greatly discounted! Greatly discounted! ”

"Well, but I have one request, I will buy so many antiques, and my friends and I will not be able to get them back, so that I will pay for it, and every friend present will get one! Those who see it have a share! First come, first served! Take it! I pay! Antiques for you! I said.

As soon as everyone heard this, they paid it back, and a commotion erupted in the crowd. People couldn't hold back any longer, and they all rushed towards the stalls one by one, regardless of men, women, young and old, tall or fat, and thin, and rushed frantically for it. The whole stall was in a mess, the stall owner didn't expect me to make such a move, he was dumbfounded, he didn't know what to do, I took advantage of the crazy work of the crowd, and quickly secretly pulled the fat man out of the crowd.

"Hahahaha, Lao Hu, it's really you! The stall owner is probably going to be out of business for a long time, hahaha. Both Fat Man and Shirley Young said.

"Who let this black-hearted stall owner not do good deeds and earn this kind of black-hearted money! If you don't teach him a lesson, he doesn't know how to stop at all, even the old man lies, is this still a human being! I said.

"Indeed, people are doing it, the sky is watching, this kind of person will have retribution after all!"

By this time, it was not early, and the three of us walked back as we spoke.

"I found a very strict problem, no matter where the people are, no matter what kind of cultural habits they have, no matter how different languages they speak, but they will have a common characteristic, that is, they love to join in the fun! Hahaha. Shirley Young said.

"It's true, those onlookers today didn't squeeze me to death, but also squeezed out your backpack, and Ye Yingdao's words were rolled out, fortunately we found it in time, otherwise if the words we worked so hard to find were lost, it would really be a pit to bury yourself and be angry!" I said.

"yes, yes, if you lose this letter, then it's ......" Suddenly Shirley Young stopped, took off her backpack, and quickly touched it with both hands, we didn't know what she was touching.

"It's broken! Ye Yingdao's words are gone! Shirley Young shouted.