Du Tianzhou, Song Ergou, and Hua Qianyu couldn't sleep all night.

After eating and drinking enough at the hotel, the three of them and Bao Houdao took a leisurely stroll with a strong drunkenness.

One after another, they returned to the inn.

Waiting left and right to see Bao Houdao come back, I don't know where he ran away after drinking the cat urine, until the city gate was closed, these three people were thinking: "If Bao Houdao is the yellow soup of the 'stuffy donkey' poured into the intestines of Huahua, he got up for a while, and slipped into the kiln to find the girl to be happy, but I am afraid that he will run around like a headless fly, isn't this throwing his life around!" During this time, it was rumored that the prince Zheng and Zheng Jing secretly sent their cronies to the Central Plains to secretly establish an alliance against the Qing Dynasty and the restoration of the Ming Dynasty in the country.

People are scared these days.

As long as the official family stipulates the work and rest time, everyone will not go out.

As soon as the officers and men patrolling the city discovered that someone was sneaking around at night, whether they came out to look for a pit to pee and, lost their shoes in a hurry, or gave birth to their daughter-in-law, they did not ask for reasons and directly dealt with the party in the past.

Although the top mountain of Kuandian City is outside the gate, it is also very strict.

The three of them were lying on the bed in a good clothes, and when they heard someone outside the window, they immediately held their breath and listened to whether it was Bao Houdao.

I listened to it twenty-eight times in one night.

The voices of patrolling the city, beating watches, and grabbing people are heard everywhere, but there is no sound of kindness.

The straightforward three scolded and didn't know the priority.

Three shots on the day.

Bao Houdao then pouted, crossed his legs, hugged the lama's robe and limped back to the inn, as soon as he entered the door and didn't answer anyone, he went directly to the bed, thundered next to the pillow, and slept seven or eight times.

Last night, the young man said in front of him that Bao Houdao would take him as an apprentice if he could beat that evil ghost. Bao Houdao looked at the extremely vicious ghost who could breathe fire, and he was immediately frightened, and a puddle of thin was pulled directly in the crotch of his pants without holding it. Leng Shen's kung fu, the buttocks have been hit by the evil ghost, that head, that look, Bao Houdao can be swallowed by the evil ghost in the stomach with a bite, and subconsciously run to the end of his breath. It wasn't until there was no sound in the back that I gradually came back to my senses, what was the boy afraid of? The boy deliberately let the evil ghost scare him away so that he could escape. As soon as Bao Houdao came back to his senses, he immediately returned, how could there be the shadow of a boy and a demon, and even the hand that Leng Chong poked out of the ground was gone.

Only a small dirt bag with a head buried in it remains.

Bao Houdao looked up at the sky and snorted a long sentence: "Alas, there is no time in life to ask forcibly, and sometimes life comes to find itself!" ”

The sky was getting whiter.

Bao Houdao rubbed his buttocks and crotch in disappointment, and went all the way back.

I was attacked by the old zombie and the evil ghost who turned into a cold rush.,I don't know if I'll become a zombie.,I'm uneasy along the way.,So I'm not worried.。

All worries are better than fatigue.

At dinner, he woke up lazily, and as soon as he yawned, Du Tianzhou pointed at him and reprimanded him indignantly. Bao Houdao was full of energy, and he had long forgotten that there was still shit on his buttocks, and the key was that he had dried up. First of all, he told what he saw and heard last night, adding thunder and explosives to the sea without a spectrum, and described himself as a hero who fought zombies. He spat and said how he used his wisdom to find the wreckage pool of the Dong Mansion, how he cleaned the portal for the strange boy, and how he fought wits and courage with the black-haired old zombie. said that the young man was worried that Bao Houdao was too brave and witty, and he was worried that the old apprentice would be beaten to an incomplete soul and could not be reincarnated, so he subdued the black-haired old zombie.

Bao Houdao's mouth was originally slippery, and the three people he talked about seemed to fall into the clouds.

The three of them all felt more enjoyable than they had encountered when they robbed the grave, and they forgot the blame behind them, but instead held their thumbs up and boasted.

This kind of talk full of running trains.

I can't stand the scrutiny.

The three of them carefully touched it, and then recalled the appearance of Bao Houdao when he came back, and knew that it was nonsense.

The three of them looked blank and said with a disdainful face: ", you just don't have a score, the three of us haven't been so harmful, just because you can fight zombies, ghosts don't believe it!" ”

Bao Houdao asked Du Tianzhou again: "Master Du, have you heard of that child with three pupils in his eyes, oh, no, it's not a child, it should be a little 'old immortal'!" ”

Du Tianzhou held his chin and pondered for a while, looking at the sky and the ground, and then shook his head for a long time and said: "Master Bao, I think you may have met a master, that young man knows the holy art of rejuvenation, no one can tell how long he has lived, hundreds of years or thousands of years." Our walk to the earth immortal is just a non-streamed art in the world's 3,600 lines, my master Hu Dana once said: 'There is no shortage of strange people in the world, and some people with great fortune have a very high immortal fate, and they can practice gods and immortals in an adventure, and ascend to heaven with feathers! 'I think that strange boy you met must have been just a warlock who was proficient in cultivation, otherwise he wouldn't have killed only demons and zombies!' ”

Song Ergou and Hua Qianyu said in their hearts: "You kid can come back alive when he encounters a zombie, it's your fate!" ”

Bao Houdao's words of praise were finished.

Only then did he pull down his pants with a shy face, wanting Du Tianzhou to see the injury and see if he would become a zombie.

A butt of dry stains.

The three of Kaoru covered their noses and hid, and told Bao Houdao to wash it off from a distance.

Bao Houdao even washed his clothes and exposed the wounds. Du Tianzhou was very strange, and said again and again: "Master Bao, the wound on your butt that was bitten by a black-haired zombie has been pulled out with pure yang fire. Rest assured, rest assured! With my feeling, you won't become a zombie, the strange boy you met is really capable, so capable, if you take away the earth immortal, I'm afraid there is nothing he can't do! Du Tianzhou said to himself: "The holy art of rejuvenation is already a forbidden law in the world, and that young man can also use pure yang fire, that young man is really amazing, he has experienced harm, he has experienced harm!" ”

Rested for three days.

First, Bao Houdao waited for the big lama's clothes to dry.

Second, there is no hurry.

The third is to settle down.

On the fourth day, the four men spent money to hire four dung trucks in the hands of the farmer who was farming, and took out four large truckloads of yellow dragon soup and lime, and threw the wreckage pond into the wasteland outside the city.

Hua Qianyu pinched her nose while holding the livestock, and complained along the way: "Mother, grandma, our grandfathers were originally doing the work of walking the earth immortals, and they all fucking became dung and shit, what the hell did you say!" Bao Ye, after this is over, you have to ask the brothers to wash off this stinking body, they have all suffered a great sin with you! "Bao Houdao said again and again, just do what you say, just get things done. Song Ergou took over: "Master Hua, I heard that there is a 'Fountain of Youth' in Fengtian, saying that the spring water is connected to the Styx River in the capital city, which can wash people young, and washing them can make people three years younger." Let's help Bao Ye finish this work, and the four of us will go to Fengtian 'Fountain of Youth' to take a soak, at first glance? ”

"Fountain of Youth? Why haven't I heard of it? Bao Houdao listened strangely and hurriedly asked.

"I heard that after that year, Jin Xianzu Nu. You. Hachi bathed and purified himself there, and raised troops with twelve pairs of armor left by his ancestors, and three generations laid down these thousands of miles, and many dignitaries and nobles went to soak in the Fountain of Youth! Song Ergou's eyebrows danced.

"Then we have to see and wash!"

"Yes, what we buddies have now is money, why keep it, just four words, spend! Flower! Flower! Flower! ”

"Haha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! ”

came to the wreckage pool, Du Tianzhou suddenly remembered that Bao Houdao said that he had buried a black-haired zombie head that night, and told Bao Houdao to find it. Bao Houdao was worried that the cold zombie head was not dead, and he was a little unhappy, so he would bite people again? Du Tianzhou said with a smile: "It's okay, the black-haired zombie is not high, this thing has to wait until night if it wants to bite, I want you to soak the head of the black-haired zombie in the yellow dragon soup." This miscellaneous remains, placenta, dead child, plus that zombie head, marinated in Huanglong soup, you revenge is wonderful! Du Tianzhou's idea was naturally wonderful, he didn't think it could be done, and he originally planned to do it hastily.

The idea is out, and the brothers are also out, and if it can't be done, that's another story.

I never thought of it.

Bao Houdao actually found it by a ghost.

This method of pouring Huanglong soup on a woman's placenta is best used to take revenge on people. But there is one thing, this method belongs to a kind of Gu technique, which has a counter-phagogy effect, and the regurgitation of a woman's placenta is greater. What is the most difficult person in the world to provoke, that is, women, isn't there such a saint who sighed: how can there be such an animal as a woman in the world, sad! Alack! Bitter! I don't know what kind of mentality the saint came out of at that time to say this, in short, it represents some kind of one-sided resentment!

It's best not to provoke women.

At that time, Wu Sangui, the chief soldier of Shanhaiguan, and Li Zi, the king of Chuang, became Qin Yuanyuan, and Wu Sangui angrily rushed to the crown to lead the Qing soldiers into the customs, and beat Li Zicheng to the ground.

Imagine.

If it weren't for Qin Yuanyuan's matter, maybe it would have been the Li family by now.

poured Huanglong soup on Concubine Dong E's placenta.

Do it.

Maybe Shunzhi Ye Long Yan did many things after he was angry.

Du Tianzhou didn't help the idea, and said to Bao Houdao: "Master Bao, this is your family matter, although our buddies worshipped in the Zhongyi Hall of the second brother in Erxian Village, I think it's better for you to do it yourself, don't you say that's the case?" ”

Bao Houdao wished that one person could take revenge, if the ancestor of the Bao family under Jiuquan had a spirit in the sky, and saw him alone for the Bao family to make such a big effort, maybe how happy he was, he said again and again: "Hua Ye, Du Ye, Song Ye, the three of you just sit and rest, I can do this little thing alone, and when I finish it, let's go to the Fountain of Immortality!" "The zombie head that rushed coldly, Bao Houdao dug it out in three hundred and fifty eight seven clicks. Leng Chong's mouth full of black hair was full of dirt, not to mention the disgusting energy, and he was so damn disgusted that he kicked back into the throwing pool as usual. The woman's body began to decompose, and the exposed parts turned black and smelly. Because this is a wasteland in the open air, the air circulation is smooth, and if you lie in a closed coffin, it will have swelled up long ago.

The four carts of Huanglong soup were all put down.

Sprinkled with lime, a thick layer of buried soil is solid, and it is no different from flat ground.

A pit was dug far away so that the Dong Mansion could not find a place next time.

Back in town.

At some point, a yellow list was posted on the city wall, and a group of people surrounded the city gate.

Bao Houdao finished handing over the carriage and crowded in the crowd, only to see that the regent Dolgon was written on the imperial list, and what was written on the imperial list was the life of the regent, the merits of his life, and said that the regent was overworked due to the state affairs of the Qing Dynasty, and he fell off the back of a horse due to his strength and died, and called the world and so on. Bao Hou said: "You bastard regent, the enmity between Lao Tzu and you has not yet been settled, you are a fart, cheap you, wait, Bao Ye will go to your grave to patronize!" I only heard someone whisper: "This time the regent is dead, the emperor Shunzhi Ye has finally gotten rid of the shadows, and the power is in his hands, and the dragon fish of Shunzhi Ye has turned over!" Someone else took over the topic and said, "Yes, yes!" Old and young masters, look at it, as soon as the regent Dolgon dies, it will be time to end the grievances between Lord Shunzhi and the regent in less than three months, wait and see! Someone else said with reasonable evidence: "Lord Shunzhi has always held a grudge against Queen Xiaozhuang's marriage to the regent Dorgon, and I don't know how many cruel swears I secretly made to this enemy named father and actually a father, I said, maybe Shunzhi Ye is going to do something!" ”

It's as if they've seen it with their own eyes.

I heard an old man wearing a melon skin hat say: "The regent has laid down thousands of miles for Lord Shunzhi, and Lord Shunzhi should sit back and enjoy his success!" ”

As he was talking, a column of officers and soldiers with black scarves on their heads came over.

It's like hanging filial piety.