Mr. Lu Xun, a great thinker, writer, and philosopher, once said that there are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

When Li Yunfei was a child, he was asked by his teacher to fully describe the profound meaning of this sentence, as well as Mr. Lu Xun's thoughts and feelings when he wrote this sentence.

Li Yunfei, who was once tortured to death by the teacher's strange questions, finally gave up on himself and wrote a sentence in the homework book, "My heart is broken at this time", which was greatly praised by the teacher, and praised Li Yunfei's wit in front of the class.

Then he was given a score of zero.

Now that time has passed, more than ten years after that incident, Li Yunfei once again feels a similar state of mind to the original situation - looking at the polite scum opposite, Li Yunfei's heart is really broken at this time.

What do you mean by "people like us who share the same interests and aspirations"? Do I know you well? And you actually bought a maid outfit for your daughter to wear...... Tsk, what a change. Ahh

A friend of Li Yunfei once went to the Internet to buy two sets of maid outfits for his sister to wear, and his sister gladly accepted it, and this guy also took pictures, (true story), at that time, Li Yunfei felt that he would never meet a friend more changed than that friend in his life. Though the guy claimed he had nothing to do with his sister.

However, at this time, looking at the glasses-wearing scum in front of him, Li Yunfei finally understood what it meant to be outside the mountain, Qingshanlou, and the outside building. There are big changes in the state. Ahh

Adhering to the principle that the enemy is the enemy, the strong will not to be corroded by the opponent's sugar-coated cannonballs (in fact, it is to prevent yourself from changing with this. state is involved), Li Yunfei decisively rejected the change on the other side. With kindness, he took the little girl's hand and was about to enter the room.

However, after the little girl looked the encapsulated clothes up and down, she actually took the initiative to reach out and take the clothes.

Then the little girl glanced arrogantly at the gentleman on the other side, and pursed her lips disdainfully.

"It's a filthy creature, so disgusting that it's as disgusting as the salted fish in the sewers that smell of fishy decay. But for the sake of your kindness, the king accepted your gift. ”

So saying, the little girl haughtily took her clothes and walked into the room, as if accepting the gift from the other party was a great favor to him.

And Li Yunfei turned his head to look at Mr. Sven scum, but saw that this guy was not only not angry, but his face was flushed and his whole body trembled, and he looked at the back of the little girl with excitement, and his voice was trembling.

"Good...... Excellent...... Yes...... Excellent...... I want to be looked at by her again with that kind of disgust that looks at insects. ”

Then, he looked at Li Yunfei and gave a thumbs up in admiration.

"I actually educated my daughter to become the queen of poisonous tongues, this kind of high-minded posture is not something that can be cultivated casually in a day or two, brother, you really know how to play."

Will play your sister!

Li Yunfei slammed the door shut, with a black line on his face.

Where did this TM come out of the snake spirit disease, and the mental hospital didn't care about it? Is it okay to let such a severely mentally ill person run around outside?

As he spoke, Li Yunfei glared at the little girl who was decorating a large number of rooms, a little unhappy.

"Who allowed you to accept gifts from strangers? Are you a three-year-old? ”

The little Queen looked back at him and sneered.

"What? The sad possessiveness of the male creature, unhappy to see that I accepted gifts from other male creature? Li Yunfei, this king asks you, what do you do with this king? Your personal belongings? Does this king need your consent to accept other people's offerings? ”

Li Yunfei was speechless.

So the little queen laughed even more proudly.

"Remember your identity, Li Yunfei, you are just the mount of this king, and it is your duty to serve this king obediently. As a mount, you just need to do your part and serve the king obediently, and you are not qualified to criticize other things, understand? ”

After speaking, the little girl opened the wrapped clothes in her hand, unfolded the black and white maid costume in front of her eyes, and looked at it carefully several times.

Then Her Majesty the Queen frowned.

"Strange ......"

Li Yunfei walked over, a little curious.

"What's so strange?"

"I thought there was some dark magic or something else on this garment, that disgusting lowly creature used to plot against the king. But I didn't expect that this was really just an ordinary piece of clothing? It's weird......"

Li Yunfei was speechless.

"What's so strange about that? This is the earth, not Valoran, how can there be so much black magic and calculation? You're thinking too much, aren't you? ”

The little girl frowned and pondered.

But when the maggot gave this dress before, his fanatical and happy expression meant that the dress was not simple...... Well?! Wait a minute! ”

Suddenly realizing something, Her Majesty looked at Li Yunfei suddenly and asked in shock.

"Could it be that this dress has any special meaning in your earth's culture?"

"Uh...... Didn't you say it before? This is a maid outfit...... By the way, do you know what maid outfit means? ”

The little girl's brow furrowed even tighter.

"What's so special about the maid outfit? Isn't the maid costume a uniform specially made to make it more convenient for the maid to work? However, this maid costume is a little strange, and it is too troublesome to wear, and it is not suitable for maids who often work at all...... Well? Wait a minute! ”

The little girl glared at Li Yunfei and suddenly understood something.

"So do people in your world like to play the game of maid and master? Tsk, Li Yunfei, you are really a change. State! The next three indiscriminate changes. State! You're definitely looking forward to me putting on this maid outfit and shyly shouting 'master' to you, and then playing some tricks with you. State mini-game, right? ”

"For example, crawl over to you from the floor like a puppy, bark softly, then lick your palms with your tongue, rub your legs with your little head to be coquettish, and then look up and beg for your alms."

"Another example is wearing this dress. The maid costume, like a real little maid, sits on your lap with her neck around her neck, gently rubs your body with the kind of small body that only young girls have, gently licks your face and lips with her pink little tongue, and then exchanges saliva with you...... Is that right? ”

"......Shh It's disgusting that you can be estrus against your daughter's body. ”

Li Yunfei was so angry that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.

"Estrus, you're big! Sejuani, do you want to be beaten? If you take care of your own blindness, and then talk nonsense, I'll beat you up, do you believe it or not? ”

The little girl pursed her lips and sneered.

"Seeing that you are so excited, you were really hit by me, so your heart is empty, right? Otherwise, why are you reacting so violently? ”

Li Yunfei glared angrily.

"I don't want to talk to you."