Chapter 41: Master of Hemorrhoids
I slept in the columbarium for a night, and the next day Li Yiling once again let me see his toughness, and got up early in the morning and called the funeral home leader: "I have something to do in the past two days, let me tell you." After saying that, I hung up, so awesome that I couldn't do it, I asked suspiciously: "You asked for leave like this, aren't you afraid of firing you?" ”
Li Yiling sneered: "If you can really fire me, I thank him well, don't worry, I just don't come to work for a year, and he is reluctant to fire me." ”
I am envious and jealous, people do this job, it is very desirable, but I have to go back to the company with Li Yiling, ask Zhao Xing for leave, and then apply for two hidden cameras.
Li Yiling drove the hearse, galloped to the door of the office building, found a place to stop, a small security guard originally wanted to stop, as soon as he saw that it was a hearse, he immediately hid far away, all the people also walked around the hearse, and the door of the office building where people came and went was immediately quiet.
I took Li Yiling straight to Zhao Xing's office, and as soon as I said my thoughts, Zhao Xing stared at me for a long time, his face was flushed, and he said to me: "Xiaolang, are you arched by a pig?" Finally, a title came to the title, you have to push it out, not to say, but also to expose others, have you thought of the consequences? ”
"A deceitful black temple, if it is exposed, what consequences can it have?" I'm tough.
"If you do this, who will dare to title your column in the future? Are you smashing your own signboard and naming a lot of ghosts on Friday? It's hard to have such a big head, I missed it, and the next time it's not possible, you have to think about it and talk about it......"
When I came, I already thought that it would be such a situation, and patiently persuaded: "Director, a show must not only be able to make money, have ratings, but also need the guarantee of the brand, that's right, now there are ghosts on Friday It is indeed not done, it is no different from the pheasant program, to put it mildly, it is not as good as the pheasant program, but the soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, he doesn't want to do a boutique program, it's not a good program, Li Yiling and I are so hard, that's really taking the program to heart, and it's also going to do it with a boutique program, The money can not be earned for the time being, but if the conscience of this show is lost, do you think you can still pick it up? ”
Zhao Xing was obviously moved by what I said, and said in a deep voice: "Is it really good to do this?" ”
"When I applied for the job, we said okay, I said that I had the final say, director, you give me some time, give me power, I will give you a good show, let's take a long-term view, you have to have more confidence in me, if you miss the 500,000, maybe there will be a million titles later......"
Strictly speaking, Zhao Xing is a good leader, basically he doesn't take a shelf, he takes care of me, he was silent for a while, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, just take a gamble, Xiaolang, you can do this well, you can't mess around......"
A few words, take me to get the camera, button camera, quite high-tech, is the cost of electricity, it is now autumn, the clothes are thick, the body is not difficult to hide, Li Yiling and I are the first time to see such a small camera, followed Zhao Xing for a long time, it can be considered a complete understanding.
Saying goodbye to Zhao Xing, in order to save time, I took a taxi and went straight to the Great Qibao Temple, the reason why I dared to go again was also because last time Li Yiling and I both put on makeup, and after washing it, it was completely two people, not in frequent contact, and I couldn't recognize it at all.
Li Yiling sat in the taxi, kept fiddling with the button camera, and when he saw that my old god was there, he asked curiously: "Aren't you worried that we won't be able to apply?" ”
"Last time you said that we would definitely come again, I was skeptical at the beginning, but now I believe it, please believe me, no matter how unreliable the other party's interview is, buddy always has a way for us to apply, do you believe it or not?"
Li Yiling obviously didn't believe it, looked at me suspiciously, and said indifferently: "You still have this ability, then I have to take a good look." ”
When I arrived at the Great Qibao Temple, I just got off the taxi, and I met a group of supporters, almost yesterday, those people just changed positions, I was too lazy to entangle with them, and directly said that they came to apply for monks, and those trusts immediately dispersed.
I thought that I didn't have to buy tickets to apply for the job, who knew that I would buy it correctly, even if you couldn't apply, I had to pull you a knife, the Great Seven Treasure Temple was really rich, and in desperation, I had to buy two tickets, and walked towards the temple gate, yesterday the female volunteer jumped out, scared me, and thought I was recognized, and soon found that she didn't recognize the two of us at all, but I thought there were two more Kaizi.
I explained again that I was here to apply, and the female volunteer left, came to the circulation office, and explained the intention to the monk sitting at the door, and the monk told us to go to the small door on the right and go in directly, and when we entered the door, we saw that there was a hole inside, and there were seven or eight people standing in a long corridor who came to apply, and there were people of that age, up to fifty or sixty, down to fifteen or sixteen.
The two of us lined up in the back, patiently waiting, one by one went in, and soon came out one by one dejectedly, it seems that the Great Qibao Temple recruits people quite strictly, and the great effort will come to the two of us, push the door in, and see a boss behind the boss desk sitting on a thirty-seven-eight-year-old monk.
The robe was very new, with a rosary around his neck and a string in his hand, he looked at the two of us in a condescending manner, and said in a deep voice: "Interview one by one, do you not understand the rules so much?" Get out. ”
Li Yiling froze, turned his head to look at me, I rushed over with an arrow step, took out two boxes of Chinese from my pocket and put them on the platform, and whispered: "Master, we are cousins, he just came out of the countryside, he has never seen the world, stupid, I'm afraid that his words are not right, I can take care of it, I used to work in other temples for a few days, you can take a look......"
The monk looked at the two packs of Chinese on the platform, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, then so be it, there are a lot of people recruited in the temple this time, some of them are exceeded, those who are unsigned, those who are enlightened, and those who are **...... What kind are you applying for? ”
Li Yiling's eyes flickered, and he didn't understand why the two of us would definitely be able to apply, and said in a deep voice: "If we want to be monks, we will work in the temple." ”
"Oh, this...... It's good to be self-motivated, but the monk's qualifications are very high, you need to have a degree, you have to be able to drive, and the most important thing is to recite the Diamond Sutra and the Great Compassion Mantra, do you know all this? ”
"Master, not only the Diamond Sutra, the Heart Sutra, and the Jizo Bodhisattva Sutra, I will memorize them."
"Oh, then you're a talent, I'll listen to you if you recite a paragraph."
"As I heard, at one time, the Buddha was in the Garden of Solitude with the great bhikshus. At that time, when the world-honored one was eating, he wore clothes and held a bowl, and went into the city to beg for food. and begged in his city, and returned to this place. After eating, the mantle is collected, the feet are washed, and the seat is sitting. When the elder Subodhi was in the crowd, he stood up from his seat, leaned on his right shoulder, landed on his right knee, and folded his palms respectfully and said to the Buddha......"
Li Yiling really didn't say it, the yin and yang of the back of the Diamond Sutra were frustrated, and the monk nodded vigorously, and stretched out his hand to Li Yiling and pressed down on him, signaling that he could stop, Li Yiling stopped and glanced at me proudly, which meant that he would definitely be admitted, and the monk was reserved and said twice: "The back is good, but just being able to memorize the scriptures is not a big skill, so let's go back first and wait for the notice." ”
Li Yiling has never been in society, and he is full of confidence that he really wants to go out and wait for the notice, but I know that the other party generally says to wait for the notice, basically there is no play, and you can't wait for the notice when you are old, I grabbed Li Yiling, who was going out, and whispered: "Wait a minute." ”
Li Yiling was stunned, he didn't know what to wait for, and I didn't have time to explain to him, so I walked to the edge of the class in two steps, and whispered to the monk: "Master, my stupid brother and I are willing to work under you, half of the monthly salary is used to honor you, just give me half of it." ”
My voice was very soft, but Li Yiling heard it obviously, and he was stunned like a fool, but the monk's eyes lit up, like a light bulb, and he looked at me and whispered: "You are quite sensible, you have Huigen." After saying these two sentences, he coughed and pretended to be forced: "You two are very wise, follow me in the future, don't go back, we will train tomorrow." ”
I bowed my head and said yes, and asked again: "Master rest assured, our brother follows you to promise to be obedient, you let you go east and never west, you let the dog never catch the chicken, and then follow the master to mix, but I don't know the master's name yet, isn't this a bastard?" ”
The monk enjoyed my words very much, and smiled: "The poor monk is called the wisdom window, and he is in charge of the consecration matters, and follow me to ensure that you have a great future." After speaking, he shouted outside: "Wu Jing! Wu Jing, come in. ”
Wisdom window, hemorrhoids? I felt very uncomfortable for this master's name, I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, with the hemorrhoids master's shout, a thirteen or fourteen little monk came out of it, a thief-headed rat brain, came in and looked at me and Li Yiling, and then looked at the hemorrhoids master.
The hemorrhoids master waved his hand: "I used these two people, arrange a room for them, prepare all the daily necessities, and then go to get two sets of magic robes, by the way, don't eat in the temple at night, you go to Fumanlou to set a full table for the newcomers, and KTV is also set, go, go, see you in the evening." ”
The little monk responded and took me and Li Yiling out, walked out of the circulation and walked towards the meditation room, the little monk was lazy, and he didn't like to take care of the two of us, he walked very fast in front, Li Yiling whispered to me: "I really underestimated their shamelessness." ”
I patted Li Yiling on the shoulder, sighed and said to him: "Little brother, you have been in the funeral home for too long, I don't know that there is no most shameless in today's world, only more shameless, believe me, when you slowly integrate into this society, you will find that the real society is more exciting than you imagined." ”
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