Chapter XXXVII
I enthusiastically invited Li Yiling to go to the Great Qibao Temple with me to explore what is going on, and made an appointment to meet in the company tomorrow, mainly because I want to dress up in disguise, if the Great Qibao Temple is really a regular temple, I still have to deal with it in the future, and it is not good to sneakily go to the bottom of other people's houses, so that people can recognize it.
Li Yiling came to the company early the next morning, I took him to the makeup department, and as soon as he entered the door, the chief makeup artist Zhou Min greeted him with a smile: "Mr. Lang, it's so early today." ”
Zhou Min is twenty-eight this year, mature and charming, is the company's well-deserved chief makeup artist, the last time I recorded the show, my makeup was painted by her, mixed with a familiar face, I didn't expect the second time we met so familiar greetings, and Mr. Lang ...... couldn't help but say: "Sister Min, make me happy in the morning, how can I become the president?" ”
"There is a ghost editor-in-chief on Friday, the director, the host, it's not too much to call you a boss, I watched the show, except for Director Zhao's ghost story, which is like a joke, the others are really good, I'm going to be your fan......"
If someone else can be the chief makeup artist, look at what I said, I heard this called a comfortable one, and said with a smile: "I have long been a fan of Sister Min, the first time I saw you, I decided to make you my dream **, and I dreamed of you last night." ”
After a few words of teasing, I found that Zhou Min's eyes were always drifting towards Li Yiling, which made me very apprehensive, and hurriedly introduced Li Yiling, saying that he was a photographer with ghosts on Friday, Li Yiling nodded at Zhou Min coolly, and urged me: "You talk too much, hurry up and get down to business, there's no time to talk nonsense here." ”
I was embarrassed, turned my head and whispered to Li Yiling: "Buddies are all Lang Zong, can't you talk to me well?" ”
"Mr. Lang, let's hurry up." Li Yiling said to me very seriously.
I laughed dryly twice, and told Zhou Min that the purpose of coming to her was to put on makeup for the two of us, so that others could not see the original appearance, Zhou Min agreed very happily, I thought he would give me makeup, but I didn't expect to greet Li Yiling in person, I don't understand, why is a natural pretending to be a codifier like Li Yiling so popular with women, isn't it popular to have an affinity like buddies now?
It's powder again, it's the base color again, and the makeup is painted, I looked in the mirror, basically became an old man in his thirties, Li Yiling has also changed his appearance, a lot less feminine, and looks more energetic, I finally understand why those women on TV are so beautiful, the current makeup technology can give you a shih Tzu even if it is salt-free, find a girlfriend in the future, don't talk about anything else, wash your face first, so as not to be fooled.
Since it was an unannounced visit, Li Yiling did not drive his swaggering hearse, but went to drive the car that Zhao Xing assigned to the program, I took the car key to the garage to take a look, my nose was crooked, an old bus, parked on the far right of the parking lot like an angry little daughter-in-law, tattered and tattered, I didn't repair it, I couldn't drive it away at all, I was angry and stomped my feet and scolded Zhao Xing for being a bastard.
Helpless can only be to do the bus, the big Qibao Temple in the suburbs at the foot of Niangniang Mountain, built by the mountain, the distance is a little far, and I and Li Yiling arrived at noon, bumpy all the way, back and leg pain, get off the bus I just stretched a lazy waist, was touched from behind, turned his head to see that it was a middle-aged couple, muttered: "The opening of the Great Qibao Temple is a miracle, we have no children for so many years, the year before last made a wish, now the children are 100 days, but you have to repay the vow, burn a few more pillars of incense for the mother...... ”
I was a little stunned when I heard this, I didn't expect that there were really a lot of believers in the Great Seven Treasure Temple, and when I looked back at Li Yiling, I saw him with a mocking smile on his face, and he dragged me and said, "What are you stupid, go quickly." ”
Not far from the platform, an aunt in her fifties hurriedly came over on the right, and when she saw the two of us, her eyes lit up, and she chased after her and asked, "Young man, let me ask you, where is the Great Qibao Temple?" ”
I was very enthusiastic to show her the way: "Auntie, you go up this road, and you will find the Great Seven Treasure Temple, just so we will go too, why don't you go with us?" ”
"Okay, okay, that's troublesome two, hey, I'm old, my memory is not very good, I haven't found it for a long time, you two young men have good eyes, Niangniang will definitely bless you, I tell you, the Niang Niang here can be effective, my eldest son was framed a while ago and had a serious illness, I came to ask Niang Niang to bless me to beat my son, burned three pillars of high incense, guess what? Within a few days, my son's innocence was returned and his illness improved......"
What the eldest lady said was foaming at the mouth, I listened to it with half a doubt, Li Yiling asked the eldest lady seriously: "Since you came last time, why don't you recognize the way?" ”
The lady didn't expect Li Yiling to suddenly ask such a question, she was dumbfounded, and explained: "Last time, a neighbor kindly drove me here, and this time I came to make a wish, I'm embarrassed to trouble people again, I'm old again, and I'm confused......"
While talking, he walked forward, and two middle school students of the fourteenth and fifth fiveteenth years jumped over, carrying schoolbags, one of them said to the other: "You listen to me right, come to worship Niangniang every day, and my academic performance will go up quickly, you see that my grades used to be at the bottom of the class, and now I have rushed to the top few......
I vaguely felt that something was wrong, the timing of the three groups meeting me and Li Yiling was too ingenious, just got out of the car and was hit by a seemingly unintentional bump, and then I overheard the two of them talking, saying that the Great Qibao Temple is asking for the true magic of the child, and then the old lady came to ask for directions, saying that he could pray for his son's disaster and pray for the disease, and he could also cure the disease, and the last two elementary school students said that they were worshiping Niangniang, and they were asking for their studies.
Ordinary people come to Qibao Temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha, what do they ask? It's nothing more than these, buddy has been in the newspaper for a year, and the dark side of society has also been in contact with a lot, a lot of medical trust, taking the current path, I didn't expect the Great Qibao Temple to keep pace with the times, and actually used the set of medical trust in the temple.
This is the same as brainwashing, even if you will have doubts at first, but as more and more people say good things about the Great Seven Treasure Temple, your defensive psychology will be broken little by little, but because you have heard so many successful examples, the greedy and lucky side of human nature will also emerge, and you will think that since the mother here is so effective, what I ask for will definitely be the same.
This is a bureau, the use is very clever, you are introduced into the urn step by step, just imagine that even people like me, who have been in college for a few years and have been in the newspaper for a year, are half-convinced, if it is some ordinary people who are not educated, what will it look like?
In the process of continuing to walk forward, I heard a few people inadvertently say good things about the Great Qibao Temple, and their expressions were very natural, and they looked good, one of them asked for money, saying that he was doing trade business, and the business had been bad before, half-dead, but since he worshipped Niangniang, business was booming, and a seemingly official said, saying that he worshipped Niangniang, and was promoted to the position of director from the section chief.
The first three supports, plus these two, what people want, basically all in one net, no matter what you ask, there is always one suitable for you.
Arrived at the gate of the Great Qibao Temple, asked for directions Aunt ran away under the pretext of going to the toilet, I stood at the door of the temple to see, the temple gate is quite magnificent, east and west, the total length is almost enough for 300 meters. The door of vermilion solid wood, there are copper rivets on it, the rows are very neat, there are two stone beasts similar to stone lions at the door, do not pay attention to look, I think it is a stone lion, but look carefully but there is a big difference, this beast, the dragon head, the body of the horse, the foot of the lin, the shape is like a lion, it is ...... Pixiu.
Pixiu has a mouth and no anus, can swallow everything and never leak, can attract wealth and treasures, only enter but not leave, and has special magical powers. It is said that Pixiu is the ninth prince of the Dragon King, its staple food is gold, silver and jewelry, full of treasures, and there are many Pixiu in front of the door of the Southern Bank, so there are Pixiu at the door of the temple?
Is it because I'm shallow, or is the world changing too fast? I was about to ask Li Yiling, when I turned my head, this kid arrived at the place where the tickets were sold and was buying tickets, I hurriedly chased after them, and looked, the tickets were seventy-eight yuan, the price was not cheap, and they were about to catch up with the prices of some famous mountains and rivers.
Li Yiling bought a ticket and took me into the temple gate, what surprised me even more was that there was no mountain gate in the temple, and the protector Wei Tuo was nowhere to be seen, it was directly the main hall, and he wanted to burn incense when he entered the temple.
The price of three incense sticks is fifty yuan, which is already sky-high, and what is even more fucking up is that after Li Yiling threw fifty yuan into the merit box next to him, the fat monk did not give him the incense, but gave it to a shriveled and thin old monk on the table next to him.
The old monk's pie is big, thin like a bamboo pole, an old face is sallow, with a bare head, he doesn't look at me and Li Yiling, as if he owes him much money, tilts his head, motions for the two of us to sit down, holds the incense with both hands, and begins to shake his head, his eyes are slightly closed, his mouth is chattering, and he is grunting, it sounds like a spell, but it is not like, it is difficult to say what he is reading, less than a minute, stopped, stretched out his hand, Li Yiling and I were stunned, I asked ignorantly: "What do you mean?" ”
"Pray for merit for you, only with merit can you feel it, and the incense Buddha and Niangniang can sense it, otherwise it will not work, pay the money, three hundred! You don't need to burn the incense yourself, we just burn it for you. "The fat monk said very naturally, I'm really stupid, this Nima is robbing money, the old monk who pretended to be forced muttered for less than a minute to pray for blessings? It's just three hundred?
I looked around in confusion, is this a temple or a cottage?
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