Chapter 5: Actor-level performances

What should I do when I meet the main character?

For the villains, it must be to reach a consensus with each other that "this son must not be kept", and then queue up in a very orderly manner to deliver the experience.

For righteous people, it must be indispensable "Shaoxia, the hope of martial arts prosperity is entrusted to you", and then desperately block the gun for the protagonist, and then be brutally killed by the villain.

Generally speaking, such righteous people will also leave a daughter for the protagonist. And this daughter is basically the heroine or the harem booked, and the difference depends on whether the author's festival balance is enough.

Of course, this also has a lot to do with whether the author has been cuckolded recently, as well as the emotional experiences of the people around him.

But for the current Yu Lei, such a glamorous drama does not exist, because the "protagonist" is not him. As for the fact that the protagonist is a good friend in his past and present lives, Yu Lei does not have any jealous thoughts.

Even in Yu Lei's current thoughts, one of the few good friends in high school is a big guy and one is the protagonist. This makes him excellent no matter which thigh he goes to report.

If someone asks which thigh is better and thicker, which one should they focus on?

Then Yu Lei will definitely throw him a big ear scraper, and then tell these people righteously - "Children only do multiple-choice questions! As an adult, I ······"

"I don't have a choice!"

The question in front of Yu Lei now is not whose thighs to hold, but this damn demon wolf king!

Although I don't know what level the seventh order is, I don't know how far it is from the third order. But judging from the current situation, Wang Junling must not be able to defeat this seventh-order demon wolf king, and even if he has a demon immunity, it is estimated that he will not be able to defeat this third-order demon wolf king with ontological strength.

"No, wait a minute, Qiaodou sack! How did the words on Wang Junling's head change!]

Yu Lei found that the ID-like label on Wang Junling's head, who was knocked to the ground by the Demon Wolf King just now, had changed, and it had become an explosive seed preparation.

The protagonist deserves to be the protagonist, and when he arrives in a predicament, he explodes, this wave is stable, comfortable······

······ Wait a minute! When did the protagonist generally explode?

According to the routine of the novel, it seems that family, relatives, close friends, masters, brothers and sisters are the easiest to explode when they are about to be killed by the big demon king.

"It looks like a friend of mine is here at the moment······" Yu Lei realized the seriousness of the problem, and now one of his friends is in danger of life. And the eyes of the demon wolf king were definitely planning to devour him Yu Lei alive.

Hurry up and escort you!

······ No, be calm! Yu Lei repeatedly warned himself in his heart, he is also a man with the aura of demon immunity, and he relied on the demon to kill the demon wolf by tearing blood just now! Think about what is the explanation of this demon wolf king?

[Seventh-Order Demon Wolf King: Zhuge King Wolf, the endless ontology specializes in the soul, eighteen bloody demon wolves are equivalent to eighteen lives, and hand-to-hand combat is probably only three or four orders. 】

Yu Lei swallowed nervously, and after thinking for a moment, he already had an idea. Since the Demon Wolf King's abilities are all on the eighteen Blood Demon Killing Demon Wolves, that means that if he kills the remaining seventeen Blood Demon Killing Demon Wolves, there will only be three or four orders left······

Then there is a drama in this wave!

It seems to be panicked, but in fact it is as stable as an old dog!

Next, let the demon wolf who has never seen the world take a good look at the ability of my actor Yu Lei!

First said that his ability was a magic weapon, and then let the other party think that he didn't have a magic weapon, and then laughed at that bloody demon wolf for being useless.

Then he will be angry and attack me with a bloody demon wolf.

Then I pretended to use the magic weapon given to me by the elders, and he would definitely throw out several bloody demon wolves, and then I would hunt them all out, looking at his appearance, if he was beaten up a bloody demon wolf must be seriously injured, if he killed five or six more, presumably Wang Junling would have enough ability to kill this demon wolf king.

In this way, I can be regarded as getting out of trouble smoothly, it is really a perfect plan, how can the stupid demon wolf king like Erha on the other side crack it!

In this way,It's really as stable as an old dog!It's what bili small TV dog eggs are not used for this system.,It's a pity.。

"Hahaha! What kind of bloody demon wolf, it is so vulnerable!"

Yu Lei crossed his hands on his hips and shouted loudly towards the blue-faced Demon Wolf King.

"I didn't expect that the talisman magic weapon given to me by my grandfather would defeat this Raushzi blood demon wolf with just one blow! It seems that you are nothing more than a demon wolf king!"

Hearing this, the Demon Wolf King's face turned even more bruised, how did he know that this guy who was chased by his own blood killing demon wolf as soon as he came in actually had a magic weapon given by his elders.

These human beings are shameless, what do they say to let the juniors come out to experience. As a result, a second- and third-order imp secretly hid a fifth- or sixth-order protector, with a large number of eighth- and ninth-order elders' talisman magic weapons on his body.

Just like that, I don't have to worry about it, the eleventh and twelfth order old ghost also planted a mark, and cast his own doppelganger to come to the rescue at any time and space, saying what to say to prevent the traitor from framing.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you have to go to the relevant departments to register and file with the relevant departments, you just want to do things!

If you can't find a reason, you can send your juniors out, and let those gentlemen with eyes higher than their heads provoke those ignorant goblins. Immediately after the junior suffered a loss, there was a reason to bite down the forces behind the little goblin and knock a bamboo bar.

And this junior still doesn't know it, and continues his next journey.

I used to listen to those elders, but I didn't expect to be bumped into by me this time.

This evil boy must have more than one magic weapon given by his grandfather, maybe he will have to use the second uncle, third uncle, fourth uncle, grandmother, grandfather, grandmother, grandfather, second grandfather, father, mother, aunt, and sister-in-law·····

Relatives like this magic weapon will kill my blood demon wolves one by one, and the death method of the eighteen demon wolves will not be the same!

Even if this kid doesn't have many clothes, maybe buttons, socks, glasses and other magic weapons are all magic weapons. When I finish consuming my blood to kill the demon wolf, his powerful elder will take me down directly. When the time comes, I was lucky to be used as a mount and pet by the next contract, and if I was unlucky, I directly slaughtered the soup and put it in the hot pot.

It's all a routine!

No, the situation must be broken, and it must not be slaughtered, leaving Qingshan without worrying about no firewood, looking at the boy's family, there must be a lot of power. In this way, even if you are caught as a spirit pet, it is not a big deal.

And the spirit pet next to him is such a weak chicken, and he has lost the face of our canine demons like Erha. But in this way, Erha can still have oily heads and smooth body hair, and he must still be very moisturized, so it seems that there is nothing wrong with following this master.

And such a weak chicken Erha can be brought with him, presumably the elder of this young man is to keep the position of a spiritual pet for him to subdue. Anyway, this Rausch seal won't be of much use to me anyway.

What is the most important thing for demons in the 21st century?

But such a direct surrender seems too contrived, and it seems that there will be a show. Since that's the case, let's take out the acting skills of my dog Ska, and eat meat or for the rest of my life to watch tonight's performance!

"I can't imagine that you little guy has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, I really think that my demon wolf king is afraid of you!"

The Demon Wolf King shouted, released two bloody demon wolves, and rushed straight towards Yu Lei.

Seeing that the Demon Wolf King really hit the plan, Yu Lei first panicked, and then shouted anxiously: "Ahhh

Immediately afterwards, Yu Lei put away his panicked expression when the Blood Demon Wolf bullied him, and said in a very sloppy tone.

"It's okay!, I still have the magic weapon that my grandmother and my uncle gave me······!

As soon as Yu Lei wanted to shout "look at the move", he saw two bloody demon wolves howling in fear, and then screamed and exploded.

At this time, the Demon Wolf King, who was manipulating the blood to kill the demon wolf, spat blood from his mouth and shouted: "What a witty young man, he used the so-called magic weapon to deceive me! Then use the spiritual power of your body to defeat my demon wolf incarnation, find out the loopholes in my control of the puppet incarnation, and attack my body with my aura!"

Even as an enemy, I have to admire and praise you for being a young hero!"

After saying this, looking at Yu Lei with a stubborn face, the demon wolf king's heart was full of joy.

Haha, this little slippery head really hides other magic weapons, fortunately, I am witty enough to see through the true face of your little slippery head. Grandpa Wolf, I've eaten more grandmothers than you've ever seen Little Red Riding Hood, how could this routine hit me!

Moreover, my wave of operations also made those elders who were secretly observing mistakenly think that this little ghost cultivator was a buildable material behind him. This move will definitely make these elders look at the little ghost with admiration, and then I will create a powerful image of my demon wolf king, and then be impressed by the talent of this little ghost, and then be willing to be his spiritual pet, so that from now on, I will eat and drink spicy food, where do I still need to be so bitter as now.

As for whether it hurts to blow up two bloody demon wolves? Of course it hurts! It's like throwing two bombs in your head, but for the sake of a better life in the future, this pain can still be endured!

As for the little bit of blood left, for us professional wolves, that's not a thing!

Thinking like this, the Demon Wolf King continued to say to Yu Lei and the elders who secretly protected Yu Lei who didn't know whether they existed or not: "Young man, don't underestimate me Demon Wolf King too much! Although you are the most outstanding of the fledgling juniors I have ever seen, you can't defeat me so easily!"

Come on, let my Demon Wolf King see your strength, and see if you deserve the title of 'Strongest New Star'!"

However, Yu Lei, who was on the other side, was really confused when he heard this.

What kind of madness did this wolf demon make? I didn't make a move at all, okay?

Wouldn't it hurt if you let out the Blood Demon Killer Wolf yourself and blow it up yourself?

You've vomited blood and vomited a few pounds!Please stop talking, spray out as you talk!

No, although I don't know how strong the seventh order is, but it's definitely the big guy, how can it be so easy to get hurt? This must be pretended, and then lure me into being fooled, and then kill with one blow.

This wolf demon is cunning and cunning, he must be extremely careful, he can't beat him, Wang Junling is also crippled, and he must stabilize the other party.

"What a powerful demon wolf king! At this moment, you still want to set a trap, and there is a kind of battle that releases all your blood to kill the demon wolf and my real sword!

I don't need the magic weapon given by the elders, so let's do it with real skills. While speaking, Yu Lei threw out pencils, erasers, rulers and other things from his pockets, and even dropped a button, making a gesture of "Lao Tzu will never use magic weapons".

Come on, release them all, and let me pack up your Blood Demon Wolf and take it away at once!

When the Demon Wolf King saw that the other party threw out a bunch of things, and threatened to have a fight with him, he immediately knew that something was unusual.

This guy really has a lot of magic weapons, and he is really close to this shameless human Dao again.

Obviously, he is a little ghost head who doesn't have much spiritual pressure, at most only a first- or second-order demon head, how could he dare to make a move at a powerful and domineering seventh-order demon wolf king like me. There must be an elder here!

Now it seems that this one must be a beautiful loss and a wonderful loss. I want to let those elders see the willpower of this little ghost, and let these big people see my potential and strength. When the time comes, I'm careless, in the plot of the imp.

No, that's so common!

I still knocked him back countless times, and he got up countless times and continued to attack me, and finally hurt me in the slightest with his strength.

Then I was impressed by the perseverance of this imp in a performance, and then I remembered how many years ago I had encouraged my fellow Terrans, and then I said why I hated humanity because my fellow Terran died tragically at the hands of humans.

After such a wave of operations, even if the elders who protect this kid appear, I can become the spiritual pet of that little ghost with this wave of whitewashing.

Sure enough, it's a good strategy, my Zhuge King Wolf deserves to be the winner of the Dog Bell Literature Award!

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At this moment, on the rooftop of the men's bedroom, watching the two major actors compete on the same stage, Li Qifu and Tong Zhao, who wrote the script together, looked embarrassed.

"What do you think of the acting skills of the two leading actors?" Tong Zhao said vaguely while eating fans.

Putting an egg dumpling in his mouth, Li Qifu replied: "It's not good, it's superficial, it's too exaggerated, and there are too many scenes in OS." It's just that the two of us viewers can directly peek into their inner thoughts here, otherwise it will be absolutely cute to change the audience. ”

Nodding, Tong Zhao put down the bowl and said, "Yes, obviously I just want Yu Lei to see the market." originally planned to let Wang Junling also stimulate his potential, after all, the book said that when the friend is in danger, as the protagonist, most of them can explode.

As a result, who knows that Wang Junling didn't explode like this? Could it be because the two of them are not 'base' enough? Or is it not dangerous enough?

Although this one who came to find the seal is just a seventh-order wolf demon, the powerful ability of soul attack should be dangerous enough!"

"What kind of book did you see these messy things from?" Li Qifu still didn't stop eating the balls, "What 'base' is not 'base'? It can't be in the hands of Wang Junling's sister who is a dead and rotten woman, right?"

You actually look at this kind of thing? Huh~ It's disgusting, I'm going to break up with you!"

Tong Zhao said calmly: "Break off friendship?!You still have this posture?

Li Qifu retched, and hurriedly stopped Tong Zhao, who was about to drive: "Okay, okay! Don't disgust me! Let's watch the performance of those two guys."

But then again, thin man, did you open the aura of reducing intelligence, how are the thoughts in these two guys' minds messed up?"

"The aura of reducing wisdom already exists here!" Tong Zhao pointed to the playground and said rather casually: "This seal itself has the function of reducing the aura of wisdom. Otherwise, how could there be so many little demons who are not afraid of death, thieves with brainless brains, and low IQ who come here one after another to send experience to Wang Junling.

And even though he knew that many seniors had died, he still felt that he could open the seal and get something, and then he moved forward in waves.

This is still based on the premise that these little demons don't even know what's inside the seal. ”

"Actually, I don't know. Li Qifu raised his hand honestly, saying that he was a budding newcomer who didn't know anything.

Tong Zhao smiled and said mysteriously, "I'll tell you······ Actually, I don't know~"

Li Qifu really didn't know anything about the secret of the seal, but he was sure of one thing, that is, the unobtrusive classmate next to him must know the secret.

And this secret is also inextricably linked with Wang Junling.

It's a pity that Tong Zhao's secrecy is very good, while Wang Junling has a painful face every time he is mentioned and doesn't want to say more. That expression is like the male protagonist of a bitter Qiong Yao drama.

Li Qifu didn't have much to do, but his task was to take care of the seal, plus protect Wang Junling.

So after watching the performance for so long, Li Qifu was also a little impatient. Of course, the most important thing is that the mutton shabu is gone, so Li Qifu, who feels unsatisfied, naturally sets his sights on the demon wolf.

"There's no meat, so scrape some wolf meat and come back and rinse it. Li Qifu proposed.

Regarding the proposal about food, Tong Zhao naturally agreed with both hands: "It's okay, these two guys from the province are embarrassed to act there." ”

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As a result, the extremely arrogant demon wolf was directly suppressed by the two-legged girl who fell from the sky.

"Yo roar, everyone is working hard!" Tong Zhao greeted Yu Lei and Wang Junling.

"No, you can't eat hot pot, the ingredients are fresh. Li Qifu stepped on the wolf demon under his feet, saying that this is the fresh ingredients of this hot pot.

As for the Demon Wolf King, who was trampled underfoot, he said with a sad and angry face: "I knew that you human beings had monks hiding in the dark, but I didn't expect you to be a despicable sneak attack. ”

The current Demon Wolf King's heart is quite unbalanced.

Damn! I've been acting for so long, and you still don't let me go, and you still want to eat me! Heaven is unfair! What is the reason of heaven!

Yu Lei breathed a sigh of relief, and then picked up the bili little TV dog and smashed it towards Tong Zhao and Li Qifu. "I'll make it, you guys are really hiding in the shadows!"

For these two brothers who have no righteousness, Yu Lei is quite hateful.

What about the big guy! If it's a brother, I'm going to cut you!

Compared with the joyful and funny atmosphere of Yu Lei, Li Qifu and Tong Zhao's trio, Wang Junling limped away from the scene after Tong Zhao and Li Qifu arrived.

The back looks a little lonely.

Yu Lei naturally saw this scene, for this old classmate and old friend with the label of "protagonist" on his head, Yu Lei found that he couldn't see through it at all after crossing it once.

By the way, in the past three days, he has not been able to see through any of them.

"So, what's going on?" So, Yu Lei directly began to question his Tong Zhao and Li Qifu.

Tong Zhao heard Yu Lei's questioning words, but said to Yu Lei with a hippie smile without a bottom line: "Eat hot pot first, eat hot pot first." If you are hungry at night, you should eat hot pot, you see the ready-made wolf demon, a hundred years old, a great supplement!"

The wolf demon trembled when it was trampled underfoot.

None of you play your cards according to the routine! Sixty or seventy-year-old wolf demons can cultivate to the seventh order, what a genius this is! How good it is to keep it as a spirit pet, why do you want to eat and eat all day long? Human beings are really terrifying.

Yu Lei looked at the wolf demon who was trampled under the feet of Tong Zhao and Li Qifu and couldn't resist, although he was not born with the unbearable mentality of the Holy Mother, but there was still some sympathy between opponents.

After all, it is the first enemy I encountered in this world, so it is also commemorative.

"Has this wolf demon ever eaten people?" asked Yu Lei tentatively.

"No, no! absolutely not!······ Anyway, I haven't killed a good person! I haven't eaten a good person!" the wolf demon hurriedly argued, he felt that this young man was his last straw.

When Tong Zhao heard Yu Lei ask, he lifted the back of the wolf demon's erect neck. Today's wolf demon has been completely beaten back to its original form, and the original transfiguration of the human form has become a circle smaller, becoming a big wolf with a shoulder height of one meter and five, but in Tong Zhao's hands, it also seems a little disobedient.

After looking up and down carefully, and carefully squinting at the eyes of the wolf demon for a long time, Tong Zhao moved the wolf demon away from his face, and then said very responsibly: "Although I have eaten people, the ones I eat are not good things."

I didn't see that it was still a wolf demon with affection, righteousness and a story, and the blood was still hot, or you made a contract, so you should raise a two. It's a bit funny, but it's a good match for you. ”

The wolf demon who was very undignified by Tong Zhao struggled, he knew that this human being was very strong, and it was definitely the kind of existence that stood at the top of the entire planet in the eleventh or twelfth order. Otherwise, it would be impossible to peek into his memory, which was more than sixty years ago.

"If you want to kill, you have to listen to the respect! I don't want the old wolf to be a spirit pet! I just cut myself open and wash myself into pieces and put it into a pot! I will never be the soul pet of you shameless humans!"

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Knock~Knock~Knock~Knock—

As the bell rang for the end of the evening self-study, the time also came to more than nine o'clock in the evening.

The last evening self-study also ended, and the restless students began to walk to the dormitory and the playground in twos and threes. Of course, there was no such bombastic thing as walking into the grass.

Wang Junling sat alone on the soccer goal frame, playing a sad blues harmonica. As for Yu Lei, Tong Zhao and Li Qifu, as well as the miserable wolf demon······

"Mexican-style wolf leg slices, enjoy!"

The demon wolf king in the spirit state floated to the hot pot and handed the three people who were eating the hot pot a freshly cooked slice of wolf leg meat, which was crystal clear and thin like a cicada's wings, and the bright moon could be seen through the meat slice.

The wolf took off. The demon wolf king who turned into a spirit body floated to the side of the desk.

It is indeed floating past, the lower body of the whole wolf has completely turned into smoke, and the upper body is an illusory wolf, and the demon wolf king has become the ghost wolf king.

The body of the Demon Wolf King was disassembled into several parts and placed on the desk. The ghost wolf king Ben Demon skillfully picked up a kitchen knife, cut off three pieces of wolf front leg meat, and started cooking on the iron plate.

"Speaking of which, old boy, what did you say to that wolf demon, you actually willingly turned into a spirit and cooked yourself. Yu Lei couldn't help but ask curiously while eating.

Just now, there was a certain demon wolf king who was originally righteous and only wanted to die, and he was generous in front of the human invaders. After being whispered a few words by Tong Zhao, he actually cut off his vitality and turned into a ghost wolf, and then willingly made his body into a dish for them to eat.

Could it be that the brain circuits of the wolf demon are different from those of humans? Or is this wolf demon a pervert?

Tong Zhao said very casually: "It's nothing, it's just a little handle, or I can just give him what he craves, you know, peeping into the memory of a person or demon can always let you take the initiative." Especially the memories hidden in the deepest part that even I have forgotten, those memories are the weakest part of this person.

This is true for both humans and wolves!"

Then, Tong Zhao kept staring at Yu Lei, and his expression seemed to say again-"Come on, come on, let me knock on my brain, Kangkang, what memory do you have?"

Yu Lei turned his face sideways in fear, afraid that he would be seen as a traverser or something. There are so many mysterious powerhouses in this world, if it is seen that it has crossed, there is a system, which can be properly pulled out to dissect and slice, which is definitely thinner than the wolf leg meat slices cut by this wolf demon.

Involuntarily set up the wolf leg meat slices brought by the Demon Wolf King, Yu Lei scared himself into a cold sweat.

"Don't worry, I'm a very principled person, and I won't look at my friends!" Tong Zhao swore and promised.

"Really?" asked Yu Lei with some uncertainty.

Tong Zhao patted his chest and promised, "Really, but it depends on when you dedicate yourself and become my true friend~"

Then, Tong Zhao made Yu Lei feel cold, although this also reassured him a lot.

It's not because he's a and willing to sacrifice his chrysanthemums, but this kind of Tong Zhao makes him feel familiar. - A reassuring familiarity.

You must know that this is a parallel world where even gravity is different from the original world, and my parents and relatives have only been in contact for three days, and they are very busy, so they don't have much time to meet.

At this time, the only one who can bring a little peace of mind to yourself is the familiar brother. And now Yu Lei really believes that his brother is a hidden boss, reading other people's thoughts, and he can suppress the wolf demon with one foot.

At the same time, Yu Lei can also be sure that his buddy is still his buddy, and the same cheap expression as in his previous life makes people suddenly feel a lot more relieved.

Even if the world is full of conspiracies, there are at least brothers······ Not lonely.

"Two dead, stay away from me. Just when Yu Lei sighed, Li Qifu moved the stool and pot directly to the side.

Then he looked between Yu Lei and Tong Zhao with some kind of strange eyes, and almost said directly, "Two dead, stay away from me".

Oh, no! Li Qifu said directly.

It's totally unbearable!

So Yu Lei and Tong Zhao picked up the dishes and chopsticks and killed Li Qifu directly. And the bili little TV dog with no sense of existence on the side,Take advantage of no one paying attention,Jump directly on the table,The dog rolls up the scraps。

······ After making a fuss for a long time, Yu Lei and the three of them sat on the edge of the dormitory, looking at Wang Junling, who was still playing the melodica below.

"Pretending to be forced"

"Contrived"

"Hypocrisy"

The three of you squeezed Wang Junling with each word, after all, when Wang Junling played the harmonica, the eyes of the girls' dormitory were here.

A bunch of high school little fans can't disperse in the playground for a long time, a man like this is simply the public enemy of the boys in the whole school! He Wang Junling alone has made the love rate of the whole school plummet, and the girls in the school have gone to secretly love the male god who is close in front of them, who is still full of love and the big pig's trotters!

"By the way, what is Wang Junling doing?" Yu Lei suppressed his curiosity and took the lead in asking questions, after all, this classmate was a mysterious and indifferent man in his last life.

In this life, he has become a more mysterious cold man, although the relationship is good, but ······ I don't know much.

"I miss my lost love, and it has something to do with this seal, I thought you were going to ask about this seal. Li Qifu drank juice and complained.

Yu Lei, who was confused, wondered: "What seal?"

You ask him. Li Qifu pointed at Tong Zhao and said that this is the man who knows everything.

Tong Zhao said very cheekily under the direct gaze of Yu Lei and Li Qifu: "I will tell you the part of love at most, and don't even think about the part of the seal." ”

How much you can know, how much you know, for Yu Lei, who knows nothing, knowing is earning!

"Love······" After Tong Zhao brewed for a long time, he opened his mouth and sang:

"Love is nothing but a kind of ~

Ordinary stuff~

Nothing remarkable~"

Yu Lei looked at Tong expressionlessly, "Skin, are you very happy?"

"That's right! This time, I can't get enough!" Tong Zhaotian's shameless answer made Yu Lei finally understand the lower limit of his good friend in his past and present life, that is, there is no lower limit without discipline!

"It doesn't do you any good to know so much, you're just getting in touch with the reality of this world.

The people of this world have just come into contact with the reality of this world.

Do you know so much at once, can you digest it?

Even if you digest it, the reader can't digest it!

Even if the reader digests it, the author will hang the reader's appetite!"

Tong Zhao said something that Yu Lei didn't understand, and finally confused Yu Lei.

"Then you tell me how to get in touch with the world?"

Therefore, Yu Lei can only ask such a question that is the most useful for himself now.

"The top ten families in China - Tong, Wang, Li, Jiang, Yu, Zhao, Sun, Wu, Huo, Fang

Except for the Tong family in front of you, the other families are all flourishing families. How many relatives do you have in the Yu family, I shouldn't need to talk about this. Li Qifu took the lead in explaining to Yu Lei: "I can only tell you that there is a big game of chess, or conspiracy.

You are the Yu family, I am the Li family, we are all the main line, and we are all qualified to know about this conspiracy. As for this guy, unlike us, we can only know a few words. He is the head of the house, and at the same time he is a chess player, and even knows aspects that other heads of the house do not know. ”

After listening to Li Qifu's explanation, Yu Lei became more and more helpless about this big conspiracy. "Anyway, the top ten families shouldn't be villains, so why don't you call it a plan but a "conspiracy"!

However, Li Qifu didn't care about Yu Lei's complaints, but continued: "For Wang Junling, it's a conspiracy, this is a big conspiracy about him. He himself knows a lot more than we do. ”

"In front of the other party, tell the other party that we have a conspiracy against you?" Yu Lei couldn't help but complain again.

"That's right. Tong Zhao, who had been beside him without speaking, interjected: "That's it, these are what Wang Junling himself agreed, after all, this is about his love, and the other part is something that the family plans and needs to get."

The fat man knows a lot about this thing, after all, when he was an immortal, this conspiracy for this thing has already taken shape. ”

'Immortal ???' Yu Lei stared at Li Qifu beside him, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Such a fat immortal?

Shouldn't all the immortals in Huaxia Shenzhou be Shenzhou tablets?'

"Do you have an opinion about the immortals who enter the Tao with a kitchen and cook all kinds of flavors in the world?" Regarding Yu Lei's doubts and the ridicule written on his face, Li Qifu said weakly.

"No, no, the immortal is good, hug the immortal's thigh and ask for the immortal cover. Yu Lei immediately turned into a licking dog, praying for the protection of the immortals, and even didn't care about things like seals, anyway, it had no essential relationship with him, and it was more important to hug his thighs.

"Okay!" Li Qifu agreed with great satisfaction, "When the immortal recovers his cultivation, I will make you my vegetable boy!"

Yu Lei couldn't wait to ask: "That relationship is good, may I ask the immortals, when will I be able to resume my cultivation?"

"It's not slow, it's not slow, it's just a few Jiazi's time. ”

"Hehe, see you!" Hearing that he didn't know how many hundred years it would take, Yu Lei directly turned his face and didn't recognize the immortals.

Just kidding, he himself doesn't know if there is a nail to live, how can he wait for you to count the nails?

And what the hell is the vegetable boy! Standing next to the stove with a vegetable pot?

"It's casual to cultivate or something, Lao Li can still let you live for a few hundred more years if you want, but it is better for you to cultivate by yourself, it just so happens that the whole world is reforming now. ”

Tong Zhao said on the side.

"Reform?" Yu Lei asked suspiciously.

"Since more than ten years ago, countries around the world have begun to slowly popularize the content of the world of cultivating immortals in textbooks, of course, don't care about the strange names of the magic world, the world of gods and monsters, and the world of gods and Buddhas.

It's like the 'scientific cultivation of demons' in the textbooks of the third year of high school now, but in fact, they are all preparing for the popularization of immortal cultivation to the world. Tong Zhao began to explain.

Yu Lei was shocked when he heard this: "Popularize immortal cultivation!"

"That's right, popularize the cultivation of immortals!" Li Qifu took Tong Zhao's words, "This can be said to be the planning of all countries in the world, a step-by-step process, simply put, it is to open Xiuxian University and the Xiuxian College of ordinary colleges and universities. ”

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I'm Cao Cao······

As an outsider, Yu Lei did not have the foreshadowing of more than ten years at all, so he was directly blinded.

Xiuxian University's painting style is strange, with Yu Lei's brain, which has been cultivated by Yu Lei's materialist worldview for many years, he really can't figure out what kind of existence it is, anyway, when there are no adjectives, he can only use a sentence "" to summarize his mood.

Fortunately, the Chinese language is broad and profound, otherwise I really don't know what to say at this time.

"Don't be surprised, it should be announced in a while, this year's college entrance examination should be the first time. ”

Tong Zhao calmly comforted: "So, about the system of cultivating immortals, you have to understand it first!"

Foreign magic injected into the West, Dongying's yin-yang arts, ninjutsu, European, African, American summoning techniques, domestic systems such as Longhu Mountain, Maoshan Taoism, Shushan sword cultivation and the like are not a big deal, you have to be interested in studying Buddhism, from now on the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha does not matter.

Let me tell you, it's good to shave off 3,000 troubles, you have to know the truth that you can only become stronger when you become bald······"

"My dad was going to beat me to death. Yu Lei righteously interrupted his friend's flickering.

Although I knew that he didn't really want to make himself a monk, he really wanted to kill him when he said this. But I can't beat it, so let's bear with it.

Besides, he Yu Lei still has a girlfriend to chase, how can he become a monk!

"Oh, that's it, since you're so filial, let's learn your Yu family's archery skills. Tong Zhao suggested, "Among the top ten families, your Yu family is the most outstanding in archery.

Speaking of this archery, I happen to have a book of archery cheats here, although it is not as good as your Yu family's ancestral heritage, but it is still good to use it to lay a foundation for you.

And the poor Dao has a fate with you when he reads this book, so he will charge you the cost price of a transcription, only 998, and the top archery ······"

Tong Zhao didn't say anything about it, and then scratched the back of his head embarrassedly: "What, I'm sorry, I'm used to fooling people, and I can't help it when I talk about cheats." ”

How skilled you have to be!

Yu Lei took the cheats and stuffed them into his arms, no longer caring about his classmate who was off the line every day.

"I'll read the book, and I'll go to the Immortal Cultivation University, but you've said so much, I still don't know much about cultivating immortals or something, could it be that you let me stay up all night playing games?

It seems that they haven't been in contact with these basic things for cultivating immortals for too long, Tong Zhao and Li Qifu don't know where to start.

It's really maddening for people who have graduated from college to suddenly start teaching children how many 1+1 equals is. After all, for children, 1+1 should be equal to 2, as for children, why do you equal 2?

Forget it, this kid is too stupid, let's beat it up first!

"Do you remember what you were going to do when you first started cultivating immortals?" asked Tong Zhao embarrassedly like Li Qifu.

"I forgot too, I remember that I used to be a cook and enter the Tao to cultivate immortals. Li Qifu said equally embarrassedly

"Yes, yes, I'm just inexplicably invincible, and I don't know how to get started with cultivating immortals. Tong Zhao scratched his head embarrassedly.

"Yes, yes, at that time, it was a little stronger to make a dish, and then I became an immortal when I did it. ”

"Yes, yes, at that time, I fell asleep and fell asleep, and when I woke up, my cultivation was slowly rising. ”

"Forget it, don't ask! I'll go, can't I go!!"

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Tonight is destined to be an extraordinary night, and Yu Lei knows a lot.

His life through time has opened a formal chapter, and the strangeness of this world has also shown him the tip of the iceberg.

But he himself did not have the desire and urgency to become stronger, perhaps because of a salted fish, even if he crossed another world, he was still a dried salted fish.

For Tong Zhao and Li Qifu, Yu Lei can feel that even though they are strong, they are still old classmates and good friends, but Yu Lei doesn't know how to evaluate Wang Junling, an old classmate with a "protagonist" signboard.

After graduating in his previous life, Yu Lei completely cut off contact with Wang Junling, this is still a relatively early crossing, if he waits until he is forty or fifty years old and then crosses, Wang Junling may forget this classmate.

Perhaps in the previous life, this classmate of his had secrets, but in this life, these secrets are even more profound, and even accompanied by conspiracy.

However, Yu Lei felt that both Wang Junling and Li Qifu were more like the protagonists than him, and even Tong Zhaona was not the protagonist, he was simply an invincible boss in the later stage.

Sure enough, this crossing is good garbage.