Escape room?

"What do you mean by that?" I asked the fat man in surprise.

"Escape room? Well, it's a room with all kinds of clues, such as keys, pliers, and so on, and then you follow these clues to find the exit! The fat man replied quickly.

"I'm not asking you this, I'm asking what does it mean that heaven and earth will do this?" I couldn't stop crying or laughing. Escape Room still needs you to explain? Lao Tzu often plays this browser game when he is bored.

"Then how do I know!" The fat man smiled bitterly: "These people are sick!" ”

At present, only the phrase fat man can describe the group of people in the Heaven and Earth Society. Really, this group of people is definitely neurotic, so good, what kind of escape room did you catch the two of us in, does it hurt to have an egg?

Let's play, I'll rummage through with the fat man, don't expect us to rummage through things to be gentle. In fact, the action of the two of us rummaging can be described as rough, completely ignoring the value of any object, the mattress on the bed/on was flipped over by the two of us, the pillow was also torn by us, the vase was thrown on the ground and shattered, and the inside of the cabinet was turned upside down by us.

After a round of searching, the two of us put together what we found on the coffee table in the living room and counted them: four No. 5 batteries, a hammer, a USB flash drive, a key, and a TV remote control.

I picked up the key and asked the fat man, "Could this key be the key to the exit?" ”

"Have you ever played Escape Room? There is no such simple thing. Besides, there are no doors or windows in this room, and you can't find the keyhole with the key. Well, this hammer is quite handy. The fat man picked up the hammer and swung it at it, and then began to pound on the wall to see if there was any hollow spot.

Well, I thought too simply, I put down the key, picked up a battery and looked left and right: "Yo, it's still Nanfu, what about the national power!" ”

"Come on, our national power has been acquired by its competitor Gillette Company, if you let the Chinese women's football team shout a national power to see, it will be poked in the backbone by the Chinese people!" When the fat man heard me say this, he couldn't help but stop what he was doing, and argued with me with angry eyes.

"Why are you so indignant?" I asked, surprised.

"Grass, a good national brand, what a big treasure, Chinese toothpaste, Nanfu battery, have been ruined by some people with ulterior motives, or for their own political achievements, or for their own interests, in short, it is to hang a name for attracting investment, and forcibly inject foreign capital into enterprises that do not need financing. The foreign capital that infiltrated had shares, and without saying a word, they went public to buy and sell the shares, and finally the competitors bought the shares entirely. Damn, these brutes are traitors, these people should be shot! No, it should be immersed in the pig cage and then swept with a machine gun! The fat man became more and more excited.

I also silently admit that although what the fat man said is a bit extreme, it is an indisputable fact that the national brands of the Chinese people have been acquired by foreign competitors one by one.

Halfway through, I sighed and changed the subject: "Okay, whining is whining, where should this battery be placed?" Remote control? "I opened the back cover of the remote control, and there were already two No. 5 batteries inside.

Obviously, these four batteries are not used here.

So where else is this kind of battery used? I glanced at the fat man, and when the fat man saw me looking at him, the hammer in his hand continued to knock on the wall, but he said with a smile: "No. 5 battery, the biggest use is to put it in the sex toy press/friction/stick." ”

"That's an adult/person item, do you think there will be this thing in the model house?" Speaking of which, I couldn't help but pause. That's right, it's an adult/human toy that presses / friction / stick or something, but isn't there a children's room in this room? There are several toys in the children's room.

Picking up four batteries, I got up and walked to the children's room and found two toys that needed batteries, one was a large truck and the other was a submachine gun.

When I saw the submachine gun, I remembered something and asked the fat man in a loud voice: "When you saw me, did you see my gun?" ”

"No, you were lying next to me when I woke up, but I didn't see any pistols." The fat man replied loudly as he banged on the wall in the master bedroom.

It seems that Wang Chuan took the gun away, after all, I have a gun that can pose a threat to them, so it's strange if I don't take it away. Don't worry about it for now, take care of the present.

I sat on the bed/, opened the battery compartment in the belly of the truck and looked, and sure enough, there were four empty batteries. Stuffing the battery in, flipping the switch, the truck suddenly came to all kinds of music, nothing more than "a flock of ducks swimming in the big tree by the river", "you shoot one, I shoot one, two children play/fly/machine" and other children's songs.

There were ten children's songs in total, and I listened to them one by one, and when it started all over again, I knew that there were no clues in this truck. As for the submachine gun, it has already been left aside by me, the submachine gun needs six batteries, it is clear that four batteries are not enough.

The fat man finally knocked every room, walked up to me, sat down, and asked me if I had noticed.

I pointed to the truck: "With the battery on this, there are only ten children's songs in it!" I've listened to them all, and there's no clue. ”

"Could it be that the clues are hidden in the truck?" The fat man grabbed the truck, shook it in his hand, and then shook it vigorously in his ear, as if to hear if there was anything abnormal.

"What do you want to do?" I looked at him puzzled.

"Since it's useless, what are you doing with it?" The fat man slammed the truck against the wall: "Maybe there's something hidden in there!" ”

With a click, the whole truck was torn apart by the fat man, and the batteries rolled out and fell to the ground, and one of the bones rolled under the bed.

I was about to scold, but after thinking about it, the fat man was right, since it was useless, what to keep it for, looked at the fragments of the toy truck on the ground and the batteries that were still rolling, and said, "What are these four batteries for?" ”

The fat man stood up, bent down and picked up the three batteries, and the remaining one battery was too lazy to bend down under the bed to pick it up: "The one under the bed is too lazy to pick it up, if you have to get four together, there are still two batteries in the remote control outside, I'll take one out and ......"

When I heard this, my heart moved, and I raised my hand to interrupt the fat man's speech: "Yes, there are two batteries on the remote control outside." Fatty, you find the battery under the bed. ”

Without waiting for the fat man to react, I rushed to the living room, took out the battery on the remote control, returned to the room, and saw that the fat man was still looking at me stupidly, too lazy to explain, I lay under the bed and took out the battery, plus the three batteries in the fat man's hand, so that the six battery slots in the submachine gun were filled.

Pull the trigger, and a sudden machine gun sound comes from inside the submachine gun. Picked up the gun and looked left and right, and found that there was a button on the side, and when you pressed it, different gunfire sounds came from inside the submachine gun.

Sudden Sudden Rush!

Bang bang bang!

Piapiapia！

Biubiubiu！

……

The submachine guns were full of gunfire, and there didn't seem to be anything abnormal, well, not nothing, and there was a part of the gunfire mixed with a person's hissing shouting: "Hit me, you come and hit me!" ”

There was such a cheap request, I looked at the fat man and continued to press the button, and there were only a few kinds of gunfire, and finally we stopped the switch on this talking voice.

"You're going to hit me, you're going to hit me......" the submachine gun kept repeating it.

Hearing the back, I caught fire namelessly, grabbed the submachine gun and smashed it against the wall: "Hit you, right?" Hit you, right? Lao Tzu beat you to death! ”

The plastic submachine gun snapped into several pieces, and the fragments flew everywhere, and I dodged a larger fragment with my head sideways, just in time to see a note floating down in mid-air.

As soon as he reached out and grabbed the note, he unfolded it and saw that there were four numbers written on it: "5207." ”

What Does 5207 Mean? I beckoned the fat man to come and see, and the fat man took the paper and read, "5207, I love your wife!" Ah, why is this person so nasty? ”

Mom, is there anything more nasty/dirty than you? I snatched the note with tears and laughter, and looked at it carefully, back and forth, left and right, and there were no other marks.

Obviously, these four numbers are a string of passwords, but the problem is that there is no place to set a password in this room. Besides, the fat man just knocked the wall almost inch by inch with a hammer, and found no suspicion, that is, there was no secret room or secret passage in this room.

After discussing for a long time, the two of them were angry and angry, grabbed the toys in the room and smashed them, but there was no other discovery in the toy fragments all over the ground.

"Otherwise, let's smash the rest of the room!" The fat man seems to be addicted, grabs the hammer and is about to go out.

But I was released a lot because of the mess just now, and I was very calm at the moment, and hurriedly stopped the fat man: "Forget it, I don't know if there are other clues." ”

The fat man nodded sullenly: "That's okay, don't smash it first!" ”

The two returned to the living room, looking at the objects on the coffee table, their eyes were on the U disk, at present, the four batteries have been used by me, the U disk does not know what to do, there is no computer in the study, there is no USB interface output, what is the point of the U disk?

"By the way, the current TVs all support the USB flash drive function, let's try it." The fat man suddenly slapped his head.

"Are you sure?" Frankly speaking, I haven't really plugged in a TV with a USB stick.

"Sure,My downstairs Xiao Hei just used a USB flash drive to copy the love action movie and plugged it into the TV to watch,The screen is called a big one,It's ......much more enjoyable than the computer," the fat man immediately danced with his eyebrows.

"Is there anything else in your life besides that? I think Enron should squeeze you ten times a day! I laughed.

"Even if I am squeezed a hundred times, I will leave a piece of essence blood out for great health care!"

In the sound of giggling, the two turned on the TV, inserted the USB flash drive, the fat man ran back to the children's room to pick up two batteries and put them on the remote control, and after tinkering for a while, a pure green background appeared at the top of the screen, and there were four yellow grids in the middle of the background, obviously, this is to enter a numeric password.

“5207？” I said in unison with the fat man.