In the antique courtyard, there are several bamboo forests hidden between the arches and cornices, a small pavilion is above the blue waves, and the shore is a maple tree with red leaves. The water under the pavilion is murmuring, reflecting the bamboo shadow, wafting maple leaves, the small stone table in the pavilion has several delicate side dishes, and the white greasy fine porcelain wine pot reflects the brilliance of the rising sun, which makes people look intoxicated.

The cicadas sounded, and it was time for the conversation between the two in the pavilion to begin!

After Zhu Bajie had a great meal, Li Chongda put down the bamboo chopsticks in his hand, picked up the wine jug, and filled the delicate wine cup in front of Zhu Bajie with fine wine, and then made a sad face and said loudly: "Brother Zhu, although I rescued you, counting Xiaoqian, we are not the opponents of King Huangmei." I can only planeswalk you here with me to avoid the limelight for a while. ”

Zhu Bajie arrogantly drank all the wine in the cup, hugged his fist at Li Chongda, and said, "How do you call your brother?" Do you know Xiaoqian too? Where is he? ”

Li Chongda picked up the wine jug again and filled it for Zhu Bajie again, and said: "My name is Li Chongda, Xiaoqian calls me Brother Da, why, he didn't mention me to you?" The tone seemed to be a little dissatisfied.

Zhu Bajie snapped his head, then suddenly laughed, and said loudly: "Mentioned, mentioned, he told Lao Zhu that his mobile phone was still given by you." But what about others? ”

Li Chongda slapped the table, as if venting his anger, and then said loudly: "That Xiaoqian really doesn't treat me as a brother, he said that he was going to find Sun Wukong to help, and if he couldn't find Sun Wukong, he would go to find the Mantian God and Buddha, anyway, he would find someone to accept the Yellow Eyebrow King." I wanted to follow along to see and see, but he insisted that it was too dangerous and full of goblins, so I only asked me to take Brother Pig to find a place to avoid and wait for his news. ”

"Brother Pig, Brother Pig, tell me, am I Li a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death? I also want to go to meet the gods and Buddhas and meet the goblins, but Xiaoqian is not authentic, so he won't take me there! ”

Zhu Bajie smiled innocently and comforted: "That's it, Brother Li is so bold, how can he be greedy for life and afraid of death!" When Xiaoqian comes back, I said him! Then he turned his fat head and big ears to look left and right, and asked, "Brother Li, where are we now?" I see, this place is good! ”

Li Chongda flew a glance at Zhu Bajie, stretched out his thumb, and said; "Yes, we are now in the garden of a large family in Suzhou, by the way, it is the Ming Dynasty now." Looking at Zhu Bajie's unexplained appearance, Li Chongda remembered that Zhu Bajie really didn't know which dynasty the Ming Dynasty was!

After learning about his situation and Li Chongda's identity, Zhu Bajie completely let down his guard, exchanged glasses with Li Chongda, and chatted happily.

Touching Zhu Bajie again, Li Chongda glanced back at a pile of empty wine bottles on the ground, and looked at Zhu Bajie, who was drunk and confused, and his tongue trembled when he spoke, and felt that it was time to get to the bottom of it.

Holding the wine cup, staggering under his feet, Li Chongda pretended to be laborious and moved to Zhu Bajie's side, stretched out his hand and put his hand on his shoulder, looking like a good brother, he touched the wine cup in his hand with Zhu Bajie's hand, stretched out his thumb, closed his eyes, and said a few words with difficulty: "Brother Zhu, I have admired my name for a long time." ”

"My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, and like the flooding of the Yellow River, out of control. Growing up listening to your stories...... Your nine-tooth nail rake...... You're thirty-six years old...... You are Marshal Na Peng...... You and that Chang'e, hahaha! ”

Li Chongda, who looked obscene, wanted to say more, but suddenly felt a little dry mouth, drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp, put down the wine cup, and shook it violently in front of Zhu Bajie's eyes with one hand.

Seeming to feel a little dizzy, Zhu Bajie pulled away Li Chongda's hand, and said with a big tongue: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, your brother pig is also capable of this!" But your brother pig is a real man, you recognize your brother pig today, brother pig will take care of you in the future, someone bullies you, you tell me, I kill him, I ......" said, Zhu Bajie conjured a nine-toothed nail rake in his hand and slammed it to the ground, and his body was about to get up from his seat.

"You sit, you sit, if I'm bullied, I'm sure I'll go to you for help!"

Li Chongda sat down with Zhu Bajie very doggedly, and rubbed his back for him, and then said loudly: "Brother Zhu, you see that I am also a mortal, mortal in the flesh, and my soul will return to the underworld in one hundred and eighty years." You said, if my brother is pressed to the underworld by black and white impermanence, what a shame for you, isn't it? I'm also the brother of Marshal Tianpeng......"

Zhu Bajie patted his chest, kicked the flesh and flew sideways, and then his eyes were sharp, and he said coldly: "He dares, I will borrow their guts!" Find a time, your pig brother will go to the underworld to give you some dots, and add decades of yang shou to you, and King Qin Guang will still give me an old pig for this little face. ”

Li Chongda made the opposite side of Zhu Bajie with a shy face, his face seemed to be a little shy, but he still bloomed chrysanthemums, and tried to ask: "Brother Zhu, you see that many people have cultivated into immortals, do you teach me how to cultivate, I can live a few more years, so that our brothers can have more time to be affectionate, and when you clean up the King of Yellow Eyebrows, I invite you to go to the bar to have a good time, where are all beautiful sisters, all of them show their shoulders and legs, but they are good-looking...... I invite you to play every day! The more Li Chongda said, the more obscene his expression became, squeezing his eyebrows, and the saliva in Zhu Bajie's mouth became more and more.

"Tsk, no, this one!" Seeing that Zhu Bajie was about to take the bait, who knew that he suddenly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, looked embarrassed, and refused quite embarrassedly.

"Why, Brother Pig? Wouldn't you like to teach your brother what he did? Don't you want me to live a few more years, brother? ”

"It's not that I won't teach you, it's that I can't teach you! My mana is all obtained from eating Lao Jun's Nine Turns Golden Pill, where can I cultivate any mana! ”

Zhu Bajie's words popped out of his mouth, making Li Chongda's eyes glazed, no one could have thought that Zhu Bajie would give this answer, his mana was actually ...... He didn't cultivate it himself, but got it out of thin air by eating Lao Jun's elixir, and he didn't even know the most basic mana cultivation method...... What about the pit daddy, this is!

Li Chongda is very murderous now!! Could it be that Zhu Bajie is pretending to be drunk again? He did it on purpose?

"Your Tiangang Thirty-six Changes ......"

Li Chongda still doesn't give up, mosquito legs are all meat, he doesn't believe that he can't squeeze oil from Zhu Bajie.

"Oh, you said that Tiangang Change, that's a supernatural power, and it can only be used with mana. Hu ...... "Zhu Bajie shivered, like being blown by a cold wind after drinking, and he would get even more drunk."

"Then can you hand it over to me? Although I don't have mana, I can also study and study, maybe one day I will have an epiphany and suddenly have mana...... Brother Pig, Brother Pig! ”

"Whew...... Heh......"

Before the words were finished, this Zhu Bajie ...... I fell asleep, snoring, and I couldn't wake up! Seeing this, Li Chongda's face turned cold, and he was busy in vain! He couldn't wait to slaughter Zhu Bajie on the spot.

Li Chongda has never been a person who admits defeat lightly, according to Lu Xiaoqian's character, if Zhu Bajie is defeated, he will definitely go to Sun Wukong for help.

dragged Zhu Bajie to a side room and threw him on the bed, Li Chongda found a chance to go back to 2006, Zhu Bajie couldn't figure it out, so let's try how deep Sun Wukong's water is!

took out the doll-like silly chick and pressed the nose switch.

"Chinese brand 2060 mobile phone silly girl is at your service, please enter the boot password."

"One Breath Longevity Formula" Li Chongda didn't believe that anyone could think of this password, in fact, this was also his self-amusement, who could snatch the stupid girl from him?

"The password is entered correctly, please select ......"

"Live mode, silly girl turns on the time travel function, we should go back."

The silly girl looks trembling, her affectionate eyes reveal fear, and with her delicate face, it is really a perfect interpretation of "I see pity".

seemed to be frightened by Li Chongda's fierce voice when he was in Nanjing, and he was still frightened, but the stupid girl didn't make a sound, but directly teleported the two to the time tunnel.

In the time tunnel, Li Chongda also felt the change in the stupid girl, and said comfortingly: "What, are you still angry with me?" There must be information about the Nanjing Massacre in your information, and if you look it up, you will know why I did that to you at that time! ”

The stupid girl's expression was like that of a wounded deer, and she bit her lower lip and said, "The silly girl is just a mobile phone, and she doesn't dare to be angry with her master." It's just that Brother Chongda's approach has changed history, and going back to 2006 will definitely have a great impact. ”

"Then the impact is good, I don't care!" Li Chongda's tone was careless, full of a faint taste, as if he had done a trivial matter.

"However, your behavior violates the law of time and space......" The stupid girl still wanted to defend herself and let Li Chongda understand her mistake, but she was blocked by Li Chongda's words.

"Silly girl, remember, laws are made by the strong and used by the weak to obey. No matter when and where, there are always people who can be above the law, just like me now! ”

The domineering words are a mess, so that the stupid girl has no way to refute, the stupid girl has seen Li Chongda's power, and naturally knows that Li Chongda does have the ability to override the world.

The strength needs to be restrained, Sun Wukong will be pressed to squat in prison under the Five Elements Mountain if he makes a mistake, and Li Chongda makes a mistake, who will restrain him? No kidding, when someone comes from this world, he runs to another world, who can keep up?

Li Chongda has been avoiding entering too advanced planes, because he is afraid of encountering unexpected dangers, such as the world of the God List, as long as those saints are willing, they can definitely wipe them out before Li Chongda reacts!

As long as the difference in strength level is not very big, and Li Chongda has time to react, then he is invincible, he can come when he wants, he can go when he wants, and crossing is just consuming energy, which is trivial! The thousands of reactors looted from Tony Stark haven't been used much!

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