Chapter 23: Anything goes
Happiness came so suddenly that the innocent security guard was almost at a loss.
He stood in front of Li Yunfei stupidly in astonishment and helplessness, and looked at Li Yunfei with surprise and joy...... The three no beautiful girls behind her.
"Am I going to receive you?"
The expression of surprise was like seeing pie in the sky...... No, it's like gold bars falling from the sky, full of incredible surprises.
As soon as he grabbed Li Yunfei's hand, as if he had seen his parents, he looked at Li Yunfei's face in surprise and excitement, almost thinking that he had heard it wrong.
"Are you telling the truth? Do you really want me to come and receive you? Didn't lie to me? β
This guy was so excited that he even came out with honorifics, and Li Yunfei almost doubted that even if he asked this security guard brother to die at this time, the security guard brother would be extremely grateful and run to die......
"Ahem...... That one...... You're welcome, we've been friends for so long, haven't we? β
Li Yunfei patted the security guard brother on the shoulder, with a hearty smile, looking like an amiable middle-aged uncle, soothing the excited feelings of the innocent young man, "Then during the time I am at work, my friends will trouble you for the time being, and I will come back to them when I get off work...... May I? β
The security guard nodded desperately, he was so happy that he was about to faint, holding Li Yunfei's hand tightly, almost bursting into tears.
"I will definitely live up to your cultivation!"
Belch...... Cultivated? Cultivate your sister, when have I cultivated you?
Li Yunfei smiled awkwardly, and struggled several times before breaking free from the security guard's grasp.
Then he looked at the two people behind him (actually one person and one panda man).
"So, you're waiting for me here?"
Li Yunfei shrugged his shoulders, raised a finger and shook it, and said to the two, "Listen, before I come back, don't walk around...... Do you understand? β
Of course, it's best to walk around, and don't come back if you leave in the end--but Li Yunfei didn't say this sentence.
The panda man glanced at each other with the three-free girl, Lao Chen scratched his head, a little distressed, "I always feel that Brother Yunfei, what terrible thing did you say just now......
([Listen, don't walk around until I come back] is one of the most terrifying death flags in legend, and the people who say this often don't come back in the end, and it's a death flag that is almost certain to die.) Parallel with it, there are several death flags such as "After this battle, I will go back to my hometown to get married", "This time the reward is incomparable before", and often the people who say these words are finally dead. οΌ
And Li Yunfei obviously didn't have the consciousness to accidentally say terrible words, he laughed, patted Lao Chen's shoulder, took out a red renminbi and handed it to him.
"Na...... Lao Chen, you take this money first, and with the money, you can go to the supermarket next door to buy wine. Although the various qualities of liquor may not be as good as Pandaria's, I think you will like it, so I will make it a welcome gift. β
Li Yunfei smiled heartily, and the panda man's eyes lit up instantly.
"Fine wine? Can you buy it? β
He slapped Li Yunfei on the shoulder heavily, almost knocking Li Yunfei up, "Brother Yunfei, you are so interesting, next time I have time, I must treat you to a good drink!" β
"Huh...... Then I'm looking forward to your treat. β
Li Yunfei rubbed his sore shoulders and smiled awkwardly, "Remember to have fun, and don't make trouble for other security guards." β
The panda man nodded again and again, looking at Li Yunfei more and more pleasing to the eye.
"I know I know, you can go with peace of mind, and I will take care of them."
The three-free girl on the side looked at Li Yunfei with an expressionless face, and said indifferently, "Master, I want to go in with you." β
Li Yunfei had an instant headache.
He glared at the stalker-beating girl, his attitude was very bad, in stark contrast to the kindness he had when facing the panda people, "What are you doing in there?" Stand on the sidelines and watch the play? β
The girl was silent for a moment, then said, "I can give you a hand." β
Li Yunfei hugged his shoulders and sneered, "What a naΓ―ve guy, do you think my job can be done by just one person?" Although you are a top student in school, your high school student's knowledge is too young to work in our department...... Let's go back and study for another two years, little girl. β
The girl was silent for a few seconds, turned her head expressionlessly, looked at the security guard on the side, calmly pointed to the place of the door, and asked, "Can I go in?" β
The security guard was stunned for a moment, snapped and stood up straight, as if to welcome his superiors to check, and said nervously and loudly.
"Of course!"
"I want to talk to my master...... That is, Li Yunfei went in with him and went to his department, is it okay? β
"Yes!"
"Very good, thanks for the answer, I see."
The girl turned her head to look at Li Yunfei and said expressionlessly, "Now, I can go in with you." β
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Li Yunfei looked at the security guy who had no ambition at all, and was a little speechless.
I said...... You're too spineless, aren't you? Just put a stranger in it, aren't you afraid of being fired? β
The security guard secretly glanced at the three-no girl, but his eyes inadvertently met the girl's cold gaze, and his face turned red instantly.
"I didn't ...... It's okay, I'm ...... I'm sure this young lady won't mess around. β
Stammering, the security guard lowered his head with a blushing face, rubbing the corners of his clothes like a shy girl, and said, "As long as there is no mess, I have no problem......
Li Yunfei looked at this spineless security guard speechlessly, sighed, and glared back at the culprit.
"You keep me here obediently and don't run around, or I'll throw you out of the stairs, believe it or not?!"
The girl stared at him expressionlessly and nodded faintly.
"If it is your order, Master, I will obey it unconditionally."
Master, your sister...... When did I promise to take you as an apprentice? And as long as it is my command, you will obey it? Isn't that ...... Ahem...... Thinking innocently, thinking innocently, I'm not a bird who would attack a high school girl. Beast, that kind of obscene idea is not suitable for me at all, I am a righteous gentleman.
Thinking without evil, thinking without evil......
Li Yunfei, who inadvertently thought of some kind of discordant picture, looked away in embarrassment, and didn't dare to look at the girl's eyes - the so-called thief's heart is like this.
In the girl's cold gaze, which seemed to have already seen through it, Li Yunfei coughed several times in embarrassment, trying to pretend to be calm, not wanting to expose the evil picture that he accidentally associated with in his heart.
"Well, let's say goodbye here. I'll come to you when I get off work, see you later. β
It's just that a voice suddenly sounded, pointing directly at Li Yunfei's most evil idea, which instantly made him so ashamed that he almost wanted to go underground.
"Tsk...... It's really a disgusting man, he can't move when he sees a beautiful girl, he can't even think so dirty...... Tut-tut...... Is this the legendary middle-aged uncle? Because I can't get a cute girl in reality.,And I've been single for too long.,So I'm hungry. Thirsty enough to habitually use cranky thoughts in your mind. Molested a girl? Gee...... It's really obscene. The gesture of vio, like the leftovers of flies circling, is disgusting. β