After all, this world is a modern society, and if you want to be recognized by others, the prerequisite is to have an identity that you can get in this world, and Li Chongda does not have this at present, he still belongs to the black household. However, this is not difficult for him, is there something that money can't do? If there is, it is certainly not the case!

After spending hundreds of yuan to take a taxi, he arrived at a small village on the edge of Beijing, and under the money to open the way, he easily found the local village chief, and smashed hundreds of thousands of dollars, and Li Chongda became a legal villager in this village the next day.

Then Li Chongda returned to Beijing, found a real estate agency, and bought a duplex hardcover apartment, which was relieved and had time to study the function of silly girls.

As soon as the mind moved, the crystal toy appeared in the palm of the hand, Li Chongda gently pressed the doll's delicate and cute little nose, and the sweet girl's voice came, "Chinese brand 2060 mobile phone silly girl serves you, please enter the boot password!" ”

Li Chongda did not hesitate, "I ~ love ~ you!" ”

"The password is entered correctly, please select real person mode or mobile phone mode"

"Live Mode"

The pleasant voice continued, but a virtual screen suddenly appeared in front of Li Chongda, showing the faces of different parts of the silly girl, which were combined into a new expression with the scrolling of the Rubik's Cube: "Enter the expression option function below, you can choose any one of the following expressions: silly, sad, bad, cool, happy, ashamed, happy, sad, angry, obedient"

"Well-behaved" or well-behaved beauties look eye-catching.

With Li Chongda's order, a Sailor Moon-like image was reflected in the body of the doll in his hand, and then the number of jù codes in the transparent doll's body rolled wildly, and finally it seemed to have reached a certain limit, breaking through the transparent body similar to the crystal version, and the energy that turned into pure green light flew out of Li Chongda's palm.

The green energy seemed to be undergoing some kind of qualitative transformation, and as the light dissipated, it turned into a human figure in the shape of Sailor Moon in red! Li Chongda has always believed that counting jù is always virtual, and it is impossible to affect reality at all, and the situation in front of him is tantamount to slapping him in the mouth!

This, this, this is not scientific! Well, in fact, there are many things in the world that science can't explain, and Li Chongda's own story is one of them, and he is not qualified to complain about science!

Although I have seen the scene of the silly girl transforming from a doll to a real-life mode on TV more than once, it is always on TV, how can there be a shock that clearly happens in front of me now!

The moment the image of a quiet smile, long hair in a shawl, delicate face, delicate skin that can be broken by blowing, a silly girl dressed in a red leaky umbilical tight-fitting leather suit, and a good girl appeared, Li Chongda felt that his little heart was thumping.

The silly girl won't spy on what Li Chongda is thinking, she still follows the boot program, she waved one hand, and a virtual screen appeared in front of Li Chongda again, and the silly girl under the obedient expression seemed to be talking coquettishly, and said softly: "The following enters the function selection: communication function, transportation function, medical function, computer function, social order maintenance function, memory function, virtual world function, business planning function, time and space shuttle function......"

Li Chongda, who has watched the TV series, has probably understood what the silly girl introduced, he just wants to experience the energy given by the silly girl, he has a straight face, puts away the appearance of some pig brothers just now, stares at the silly girl's watery eyes, and says: "Function transfer!" ”

The silly girl with a good expression is really cute, and a green energy shot out of her eyes into Li Chongda's body, and then her eyes seemed to reveal some reluctance to this world, so she turned into a doll form again and fell into Li Chongda's hands.

Li Chongda didn't start using the ability transferred by the stupid girl right away, but with a slight touch of his feet, the whole person jumped onto the bed, sat cross-legged, and quietly ran the Zixia Gong and the One Qi Immortal Technique, wanting to thoroughly understand the energy of the stupid girl.

The energy from the silly girl gradually seeped into the body from the eyes, and Li Chongda felt a heat flow in his body, but this heat flow was different from the internal force that was carried in the meridians according to a certain track, but where the force was exerted, it would jump to wherever it wanted, and it would wander the aisle wherever it thought, just like a local stimulation of the human body, making it burst out with far more power than usual.

"Stealth"

As soon as Li Chongda's mind moved, the energy in his body attached to the surface of his body, as if forming a reflective film, which immediately isolated and refracted ultraviolet rays, allowing him to enter a state of invisibility. It's just that this magic phone seems to be able to peek into the hearts of its owners, and I wonder if the mobile phone manufacturers in 2060 will be sued in court, saying that their products violate privacy!

"Virtual World Function: Transform into Lu Xiaoqian!"

The function of the virtual world is ever-changing, you can change whatever you want, but unfortunately it is not an essential change, but only a deceptive vision, Li Chongda looked at Lu Xiaoqian's appearance in the mirror, and his eyes narrowed.

Seeing this, he couldn't help but be overjoyed in his heart, stealth and virtual world functions are what Li Chongda needs most at present, one can allow him to use means to no longer be afraid of being discovered by others, and the other allows him to find others to blame for bad things, which can be described as a necessary skill for killing people and setting fire!

"Flying"

As soon as he gave the order, Li Chongda felt that the external energy in his body seemed to pose some kind of magic array on his body, and then resisted gravity and achieved the effect of flight. Li Chongda struggled to refer to the pattern like the magic array, but unfortunately it had no effect. Whether it was using divine consciousness or Zixia True Qi to simulate that pattern, it didn't receive any useful reaction.

I almost understand it, and the rest of the functions can't attract Li Chongda's attention, and the function of time and space travel still has to ask the silly girl to say, as soon as the mind moves, the transferred function returns to the doll silly girl again, and the obedient Sailor Moon in red appears again.

Li Chongda closed his eyes and thought for a while, then asked, "Silly girl, I want to copy a few more magic phones, can you do it yourself?" Li Chongda is not sure whether the stupid girl can copy the magic mobile phone by herself, he remembers that the plot in "Magic Mobile" is that You Suowei found a computer master to copy the prince, but in the plot of "Magic Mobile Phone 2: The Return of the Silly Girl", the stupid girl can make a batch of magic mobile phone cards by herself.

The well-behaved stupid girl shook her head, her face was a little aggrieved: "I'm sorry, Brother Chongda, the stupid girl can't do it herself!" You have to find a computer master, and you need a 20,000G mobile phone memory card, and at the current computer computing speed, it takes a month to completely replicate the number in the stupid girl's body. ”

"Sure enough, the plot is the plot, and the stupid girl doesn't have that ability yet! But compared with the stupid girl in "Magic Phone 2: The Return of the Silly Girl", the current silly girl lacks the process of being fused by the Bull Demon King with fire to fuse all the systems in her body, if she uses the divine fire in the Purple Mansion to refine the silly girl, I don't know if it will achieve the same effect? Li Chongda continued to guess in his heart, but he was not willing to take this risk casually, if something went wrong, he would cry to death! Such a cute girl, but she is reluctant to gamble!

Li Chongda didn't want to waste a month's time, it was too long, so he couldn't help but ask again: "Silly girl, it takes a month to copy your program with one computer, and if I use hundreds or thousands of servers in a large computer room to work together, will it shorten the replication time?" ”

"Of course, if there are hundreds of jù servers working together, at the level of server computing in 2006, it should take a day or two to complete the entire replication process."

Looking at the silly girl who answered questions mechanically despite her gentle face, Li Chongda understood why Lu Xiaoqian in the play didn't always use the expression of being good, because it was too boring!

"Change the expression: bad! Computer function: Post on the major web portals, post a little more, and say that I want to find a computer master to help, with a daily salary of 100,000 yuan, so that they think they have good ability, leave contact information! ”

Li Chongda gave the order, and this time the stupid girl did not execute it immediately, but gave him a bad and evil look, and said sternly: "Posting advertisements on the Internet is an immoral behavior!" Then the silly girl rolled her eyes again, and her tone changed, becoming a little angry: "But it's not an illegal operation, as long as you kiss me, I'll help you!" ”

It's cheap and doesn't take advantage of it, it's a bastard! Li Chongda doesn't want to be a sanctimonious hypocrite, the delicate little girl asks you to kiss her, can you refuse this kind of request that is not too excessive? Can you bear to refuse? Have you decided?

Although the current state of the silly girl's expression is bad, someone feels worse than the silly girl now! The index finger of his right hand gently picked up the chin of the silly girl, looking at a pair of sheared autumn eyes, Li Chongda pursed his lips unwillingly, and covered the delicate red lips of the silly girl. Under the touch, I only feel cold and soft.

If it weren't for the clear understanding that the beautiful girl in front of her was just a mobile phone, she could only kiss and hug the warm bed in the form, and there were no certain functions, Li Chongda, who had been sleepless for several days, would probably be transformed into a werewolf and give the stupid girl to the law on the spot!

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