Chapter 153: Drunken Legends

Today is the college entrance examination, anyway, I went to bed very early at night, so I got up early the next day, I was in good spirits, I went out early, I talked to Ye Fan on the phone, we are not in an examination room, nor in a school, and the fat man is not together, they are all assigned to other schools, but I am still in my alma mater, and I don't know if I know the invigilator, if I do, I don't know if I will release water to me, bless me I can copy it.

But I guessed wrong, and I don't know how, when the invigilator appeared in front of us, I found that I hadn't seen it at all, and I couldn't tell which school these teachers were randomly assigned to invigilate, so as to avoid someone cheating, yes, it seems that there is no hope for speculation, so I pinned my hopes on Ye Fan.

Not for anything else, this guy called me early in the morning, asked me if I could go to college, I think he is nonsense, as long as there are school buddies, he will definitely go to school, and then this guy said to tell me to rest assured, even if you sleep for three days, you can pass the college entrance examination to go to school, anyway, he means that he must have slept for three days, anyway, he doesn't know anything, and I don't want to think that he only goes to school for a few days, even if he is a genius, it is impossible to get each of the three years of courses in such a short period of time, And we were often absent when we were in school.

In fact, I didn't want to be like him, to sleep on such an important day, at least to write something I know, but when the test paper was sent to my hand, my head was big, and looking at the dense words on it was the same as taking sleeping pills, which was better than sleeping pills, at least there were no side effects.

Forget it, anyway, if I take the test, it will be equivalent to a vain test, so it's better to get a good night's sleep.

In fact, the invigilator found me as soon as he came to the examination room, not for anything else, the entire college entrance examination crowd, I'm afraid I came to the exam alone with a plaster, all the teachers thought I was a good student, I love to study or something, but how do they know, buddy, I came to the exam just to experience the feeling, Ye Fan has already played a package ticket with me, and I am too lazy to take the test, especially after I see the test papers.

The impression of all the teachers on me has fallen from heaven to hell, it's normal, as soon as the test paper came to my hand, I started to sleep, only wrote my own name, I don't know how, the whole exam room was surprisingly quiet, there was no sound at all, just created a good rest environment for me, I really thank them.

Naturally, these teachers don't care about me, as long as I don't plagiarize, or disturb others.

Three days, the college entrance examination for three whole days, I just slept like this, every time I went home, I said that I did well in the exam, at least I could go to a junior college or something, my mother didn't speak, anyway, the child I raised knew by myself, she was actually ready to buy me a school even if I didn't pass the exam.

But they didn't know that this time, their son really didn't disappoint them, although I slept in the college entrance examination, and I became a legend in our examination room, but the strange thing is that there are three legends this year, or in three completely different examination rooms, and they all only wrote their names on the test papers during the exam, and then began to sleep. There is no need to guess, there are two of them must be me and Ye Fan, and the other is also one of us, naturally it is the little fat man Liu Shuang, this guy also has money in his family, and it is estimated that he has already decided which school he is going to class, this grandson.

But the most bizarre thing is Ye Fan, according to what he later said, he fell asleep and drooled, and the test papers were wet, and finally the invigilator couldn't stand it, so he could only wake him up and give him a test paper, which also became the biggest legend of our college entrance examination later, it is estimated that the invigilator was also conquered, and he has not seen such a student for many years.

The college entrance examination is over, and then I'm waiting for the notice, in fact, I still have a little drum in my heart, anyway, I have zero points on the test paper, I don't know if I will give me a few points because of my neat and tidy paper, every time I ask Ye Fan, this guy asks me to put one hundred and twenty hearts, saying that I can guarantee that I can get it, and in this regard, I can only pray to God in my heart.

Finally graduated, I want to say goodbye to my school, the last day after the college entrance examination, some people are happy and some are worried, anyway, I don't care, so be it, if you want to die early, not to mention not necessarily, so I have the best mentality, and I never suffer from gains and losses, so I and Ye Fan and Liu Shuang still participated in the farewell dinner hosted by the head teacher in the evening.

On this day, almost all the classmates in the class went to participate, even if the relationship was not good, how to say that they had been together for three years, everyone drank too much at night, and they were very happy, and the happiest was our homeroom teacher, it seems that he has completely come out of Yang Shang's matter, and many classmates have given him wine, anyway, he is not refused, and I also see for the first time that he can drink so much, it is massive.

Ye Fan also drank too much, this guy actually got drunk after drinking too much, jumped on the table and had to sing that mice love rice, I also admire him, really, it's not easy for a young man, it's a little two, and in the end it was his little girlfriend who sent him back with us. It's not that a few of our big men are useless, they all drank too much, and I'm no exception, the fat man drank too much and bragged that he slept directly in the exam room, and he dreamed of his dream lover, about this I interrogated him for a long time, so many years of relationship, buddy, I don't even know who his dream lover is, isn't he looking for a fight?

As for me, I don't know if my hormones have been stimulated by alcohol, and I have a strong desire to talk about someone, hey, it's a pity, at most I can only think about it in my head, I'm hard, this bachelor aristocrat, it's not fair, even Ye Fan has an object, and the fat man has a dream lover.

During the banquet, the head teacher also specially fried a glass of white with me and Ye Fan, not to mention that everything else was in the wine, in fact, I am also very grateful to him, after all, it is my head teacher, we all know the meaning of him asking us to drink, but we can't say it now, anyway, Yang Shang has nothing to do with him anymore, he will continue to be his high school teacher in the future, and Yang Shang has always been wanted unless he is dead.

The fat man was finally sent home by me, not because I had a good amount of alcohol, but because I didn't know how, although my head was dizzy and I couldn't walk steadily, but I just didn't fall down directly.

Sent Ye Fan and Liu Shuang away, I was walking on the street alone, it was very late at the moment, we didn't know how many hours I drank, after all, it was difficult for men to control the time as soon as they drank, and at first they had to go to KTV to continue drinking, but they didn't go after the live broadcast of all the drinking.

Now that I think about it, I regret it, after all, after being together for three years, this is the happiest night, but unfortunately it's too late to regret it, haha, it's good to be happy on the last night anyway.

As I walked, I felt like I was a little floating, and suddenly I felt nauseous in my stomach, and I immediately squatted down without thinking about anything, and I vomited all over the place, and unfortunately, I vomited on my pants, and I believe that people who drink too much have this experience.

Hey, the stamina of this liquor is big. I don't know how long I vomited, but I just kept squatting there anyway, and I was retching after throwing up, so uncomfortable.

Suddenly, I suddenly felt someone gently patting my back, which made me feel a lot more comfortable, and at this moment I was almost in the sky, and I didn't care who it was, but I was still vomiting there.

Probably squatting for a long time, my legs were numb, I sat on the ground with my buttocks, and the whole person just leaned back and fell to the ground, at that moment, I found that the person who patted me on the back turned out to be the woman in white I saw in my dream, now I drank too much, and her eyes were confused, although she was now facing me, but I just couldn't see her clearly.

"They're all waiting for you." I guess I was too heavy, she couldn't hold me as a girl, she leaned down gently, and said into my ear, which made my ears a little itchy, and I laughed embarrassedly.

It's just that who's waiting for me, I obviously sent my friends and brothers back.

After saying that, she actually helped me to sit up, no matter how dirty I was, I was not afraid of making her everything.

I sat up in a daze, I didn't want to vomit anymore, but I wanted to sleep, and my eyes seemed to be stuck with 502 glue, and it was quite difficult to open them.

The woman suddenly pointed ahead.

I squinted and saw nothing, and I was about to turn around and ask her when I suddenly heard someone talking: "Captain, you're back!" "It sounds like the people are still excited.

I quickly turned my head again, and saw five people standing not far in front of me, their faces unclear, but I could tell by the sound that they were excited, at least I could see that they were all dressed in black.

Captain? Call me? What team captain? Football team? Don't be funny, only the ball kicks me, how can I play the ball!

"Lord! You're back! ”

Lord? This word sounds familiar, as if someone has called me that, but I just can't remember it at this time, I really want to ask them, but I just wanted to speak, and wow, I vomited a lot of things, it seems that I even vomited out the overnight meal, just after vomiting, I felt that the sky was dark for a while, and I wanted to fly the plane again, and I fell back unconscious.

In fact, I think Yang Shang is also a fool, if he appears at this moment, it will be easy to kill me, why are you so anxious?

I was drunk, completely drunk, and very bad drunk on the street, but I don't know any of this, I don't know what happened to me, this time I didn't see the man in black in my dream to show me to kill monsters**, but I always felt like I was flying a plane.

It seems that you really can't drink like this in the future, otherwise you won't know what's going on when you die.