Chapter 4: The Legend of the Bear (Part II)

In fact, the scientific name of the bear, called "įž†", is different from the bear, "įž†" all over the body color yellow and white, not only the neck is long, the hind limbs are also higher than the ordinary black blind man, the strength is infinite, the old tree of a person's thickness said that it can be pulled up, when encountering people, people stand up and chase and pounce, and the posture is like a human, the sex is strong, you can plunder cattle and horses and eat, so it is called "human bear", the hunters in the mountains do not dare to provoke the man and bear, let alone make up the mind to hunt the bear, but the man and bear are not uncatchable, but the risk is very great, If a link goes wrong, it will take its life, because the man-bear beast is fat and strong, with rough skin and thick flesh, even if the projectile hole pierces the chest and abdomen, and the blood flows out of the intestines, it can still dig out the soil and pine resin to plug the wound, and then strive to injure people fatally, so even if the marksmanship is superb and the firearm is sharp, it is absolutely difficult to take it.

There is a saying: "Outwit when you are strong, and capture alive when you are weak." Since ancient times, there are many hunters hunting the legend of the killer bear, most of them are to outwit the victory, one of the most widely spread, roughly said that the man bear likes to take the tree hole of the thousand-year-old tree as a hole, the empty tree hole is hot and fumigated, the ice and snow melt, the man and bear sit in it when they are full, the hunters find the bear hole, they put the wooden block from the tree hole, the man and bear are stupid, see that there is a wooden block falling, they will reach out to catch it, and sit under the buttocks, as the wooden block is thrown more and more, the man and bear will pick up the pad with it, the higher and higher they sit, and wait until the position where the man and bear sit parallel to the entrance of the tree holeHunters saw the opportunity to behead him with a great axe, or stabbed him with a spear through a crack in an ancient tree.

There used to be an experienced hunter in the tunzi, he met a man and bear crossing the river in the mountains, he lurked up and peeped, crossing the river is a huge female bear, with two little bears, the mother bear first put a cub on the head to cross the river, after swimming ashore it was afraid of the little bear running around, so it used a big stone to hold the bear cub down, and then fell back to pick up another bear cub, the lurking hunter took this opportunity to catch the little bear that was pressed by the stone, the mother bear was furious like thunder, on the other side of the river pulled another cub cub on two legs and tore it in half, Its nature is fierce and stupid, which can be seen.

We have not heard of these legends after entering the mountain, but the legend is a legend after all, if it is really done according to this, it may not work, and the bears on the mountain have a fixed habit, they will never go down the mountain and cross the river to haunt near the forest farm, just in the deep forest of the mountain activities, we discussed a few sets of methods, it seems that it does not work, is anxious, swallow patted the vat containing the yellow rice flour sticky bean bun: "I said how to knock the old man of the mountain to make these old bean buns, it turned out that he wanted to use sticky bean buns to catch bears, this method has not been used for many years, I don't know if it's okay or not. ”

I and the fat man was puzzled, until the swallow explained to us clearly, we all think that this method is good to hunt killer bears with sticky buckets, but although it is feasible, but this is a very old and dangerous method after all, and finally we finally decided to take a risk, when the yellow skin was set at night, I heard the roar of people and bears in the mountains, so that it saved a lot of trouble, and has been able to roughly judge the direction of the bear hole, catch the bear to take the east urch, this is absolutely exciting enough, and the east urin can cure the disease of the granddaughter of the old man in the mountain, At that time, we only earned five cents a day, which was converted into about a dime and a dime, and we worked tirelessly for a few months, and even a ticket to visit relatives could not afford it.

My daily life with the fat man, a group of educated youths who cut into the queue in the deep mountains and old forests, can be summarized simply: "Look up at the wood, look down at the stones, gnaw on the cold nest, and think about the hot kang." "I wish I could find something new and exciting to do, this time I had an excuse to go to the mountains to hunt the bears, and I was so excited that I couldn't sleep, anyway, it was almost dawn, so I simply rested in the house for a while.

As soon as the day dawned, we brought a bag of sticky bean buns with the leftover yellow rice noodles used by the old man knocking on the mountain, and also found a few birch sleeves, which are hollowed out of the log tubes, plus a raft of long-handled axes, these are the necessary tools for hunting killer bears, in comparison, the shotgun seems a little redundant, but in order to beware of other fierce beasts in the group, the shotgun hunting fork still can't leave the body.

Until dawn, I didn't see Huang Pizi come to make trouble again, but locked the "Huang Xiangu" in the cabin, maybe let it escape, so the fat man found a raft carpenter used to use the wooden cage to hold the squirrel, tied the "Huang Xiangu" with wire, muggle gag, yellow wax anus, put it in the cage and carry it behind the back, and so on cut the bear's paws, took out the "east urch", and carried it to the cooperative for settlement, and replaced it with delicious and delicious drinks.

There was no snow in the night, but the snow on the ground was not gone, the morning sun shone on the mountain, the mountain was wrapped in silver makeup, the people and bears are most fond of eating sticky bean bags, since we brought a lot of sticky bean bags, we don't have to worry about directly hitting people and bears in the forest as we did last night, the three of them still walked on the "yellow skin grave" after crossing the river, to find the bear hole on the mountain.

Climbing along the way over the ditch, the more you go through the forest, the denser it is, gradually covering the sun, the second half of the day, the sky becomes gray, it looks like it will snow soon, the swallow is naturally hot like fire, since the east urchin can cure the disease and save people, then what else is there to say, the whole thing, but after all, she grew up in the mountains, and has always known the power of the man and the bear, seeing that I and the fat man don't care, I can't help but ask a little strange Am I not afraid of the man and the bear? I took the opportunity to blow nonsense, what is so terrible about man-bears? I heard that the US imperialists like to use the giant bear as a metaphor for Su Xiu, are we afraid of Su Xiu? This fucking Su Xiu's gang of kings and calves is not dead, and they want to renovate us together, and from my point of view, I can't let him succeed, we are so old, we are so old, we are determined to do it with him, and see who will practice who will climb down in the end. I heard that Su Xiu's neck is Lev, who eats cream bread every day, but what about the working people? I can't even gnaw on brown bread, can I not fix this? In order to liberate the suffering people all over the world from the dire situation, we must put more yellow skins, dig more bear bile, and make efforts to support the world revolution.

The fat man heard that I was blowing on the swallow wheel in front of him, so he took the opportunity to ridicule me, and he said to the swallow: "Listen to his nonsense, yesterday he put on a yellow skin, he doesn't know what his surname is, and he has gone to the level of supporting the world revolution. Swallow, do you know who we are? ”

I was waiting to ridicule each other, but at this time we have come to the foot of a towering tree, this old tree is afraid that it is not less than a thousand years old, the pavilion is like a cover, it can hide the cow, but the tree has died, the tree body exposed a big hole, there are bursts of black gas inside, the "Huang Xiangu" in the wooden cage also became extremely restless and anxious at this time, as if greatly frightened, I thought that this hole can be loaded into the head of the big bull, ten ** is the bear hole, we put on the yellow skin in the middle of the night last night, listened to the roar of the bear, It seems to have come from here. The three of us immediately stopped, and prepared to hunt bears, but when we stopped and looked closely, we saw that between the stone ravines and trees, there were piles of fat and thick matsutake mushrooms, and there were strange flowers and fruits from all sides that could not be named, which looked very strange, and there was no smell of scratching and coaxing in the bear cave, if it was not a bear cave, what kind of hole was under the tree hole?